#ohhh yeeeah

[gossamerorigins]

Han Taeoh. You are too smart to waste your phone call on Hyewon. If you have one phone call, you call Kang Huiju. That girl would smash through the prison wall for you like the Kool-Aid Man.

[mystical-one]

breaking news bob dylan diagnosed autistic by my mum

[leffee]

Day 1: Strawberries

I'm doing it, yeah. We'll see if I'll be doing all prompts but I sure am doing this one

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Red, juicy, and scrumptious, in other words a perfect job well done meal. As such, Vinnie reached for more. However, apparently his eating was sloppy, because as Minka appeared back in the room entry with her hands behind her back, her wide smile fell a bit.

“Jeez, it's a mess in here! You're a mess too!” She pointed wildly, mostly at Vinnie's face, but the red substance was in even more places on her friend.

“I know, I know… but hey, you're not spotless either,” Vinnie observed continuing his meal after a gooey sound could be heard. Minka was red in quite a few places too, though he had to admit that her face was clean. For now at least, he had a feeling it would change soon.

“Nothing new,” She sang sung. “We'll clean it later.”

“Yeah,” Vinnie mumbled as he swallowed. “So, whatcha got there?” He leaned to the side putting more of his weight on his hands while stretching his neck.

“A surprise.” Minka entered the room while still meticulously hiding whatever she was holding behind her back and sat down before finally revealing the items. “Tada!”

“Strawberries?” Vinnie raised his brow. “Not bad, but I already have my food.” 

“No, silly, look!” Minka took one of the little red fruits and dipped it in the gash before them. After circling it a few times she carefully pulled it out, the strawberry now fully coated in blood. 

“Ohhh, so it's like dipping!” Vinnie beamed. “And you're saying it's better than just blood?”

“Eeexactly.” Minka threw the strawberry in the air, it skilfully landing in her mouth no more than a second later. “It's really good, you should try it,” She encouraged.

“Don't mind if I do.” Vinnie reached for the fruit and repeated his friend's actions with it. “Dang it’” He cursed once it landed on the floor instead of in his mouth.

“Careful with that, don't waste my previous paint.”

“Yeeeah, I know, no more throwing,” He promised before putting the strawberry in his mouth manually and biting on it.

“So, how is it?” Minka asked expectantly, leaning a bit towards him.

“Hmm.” Vinnie carefully measured each bite and let his palate decide. The taste sure was new, but the combination of the metallic and sweet was surprisingly… good! “I like it.” Minka nodded approvingly as they both continued. 

Reach, grab, dip, bite, chew, they went until the plate was empty.

“Satisfied?” Minka asked after a moment filled with contented sighs.

“Yup. You can do your thing now.”

“Awesome.” Minka stood up and bent down, putting her hands inside the wounds. They came out red after a while and she quickly skipped towards the canvas, the blood soon landing on the white material. “This will be my best painting yet!” 

Vinnie nodded energetically at her declaration; he was sure if would be. 

He got his food, Minka got her paint, everything was good in the world.

Vinnie stole a glance at Shahrukh.

Well, alright, Bollywood might have lost one of its more popular actors and some fans might be left disappointed. 

If only he was better to their friends, if only he was nicer to Sunil.

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Alternative title: Vinnie and Minka have no chill 😭

I'm so sorry to all Shahkruk's fan, I am one of them, don't worry :]

Here is your warning that if I'm in the mood again those prompts might potentially have stuff like: gore, blood, killing etc etc, you know what I mean.

My goofy ahh looking up if it's whatcha or what'cha

[dolly-macabre]

Here have some filth. I have no self control and need to share it before I go insane.

Loves me a switchy Pickle 😈

🔞NSFW under the cut🔞

“Look, lady, I’m just naht interested…” Pickles cleared his throat to cut through the awkwardness of the situation, “Great tits though..”

I peer from behind a large piece of sound tech. I had just been escorted backstage after finally getting to see the boys play in person, and I happened to notice an exchange between Pickles and an absolutely gorgeous, sandy-haired woman. With her figure she could easily be a model. 

“You’re turning me down??” She's taken aback as a klokateer leads her away from backstage.

“Yeeeah, nuthin’ personal but nope.” Pickles shrugs.

My heart begins to leap out of my chest as I step out from my hideout, the band making their way backstage. The rest of the guys (except Nathan) have at least one or two women on their arms.

“Oh, heys look! It’s Dollys! Hi, Dollys!” Toki calls out, waving to me.

I hate to ignore the guy but I have a one track mind right now. I step past Toki, my heart still pounding as I grab Pickles’ hand. Face as expressionless as I can keep it.

“Can I talk to you?.. Y’know, in private?” I ask, voice low.

“Ah.. Uh yeah. No prahblem..” he stutters while I pull him away.

“Uh.. Byes Dollys?” Toki stammers.

“What ams her deals?” Skwisgaar adds.

“She looked like she had to take a schit if you aschk me..” Murderface insinuates.

“That doesn’t make any sense.. Why would she.. Oh dear god..” Nathan is stunned at his own filthy thoughts.

***

*Click*

I quickly lock the unisex bathroom door behind us.

“Look, I think I might know what this is about, and I-” Pickles starts to explain himself until I cut him with a deep, passionate kiss, my fingers lacing through his ginger locs. I pull away just long enough to whisper in his ear.

“I heard everything..” my hungry lips meet his again.

He pulls away slightly, “Ya heard that, huh? I figured yew just saw me talkin’ to her and finally snapped..” 

He lets out a nervous chuckle as my lips trail down his neck, leaving black lipstick marks on his corpse paint. I let one hand slip down to his cock, stroking it through his jeans.

“F-Fuck…” he moans, growing harder as I tease him, “Didja really think I was gonna leave ya hanging after the show?”

He grins, grinding into my grip, “What kinda boyfriend would thaht make me??”

“A pretty shitty one!” I snicker, nipping at his neck playfully.

“I couldn’t do thaht to my angel…” he interjects, holding my chin in between his thumb and forefinger. All the while, desperately rubbing his clothed groin into my hand.

“And I want to reward you for that, handsome…” I pull my hand away, earning a little whimper from him. Oh, how I love when he gets like this.. So needy.

“How’s dat?” his breathy voice lowering.

I get down on my knees before him, reaching for the button of his jeans.

“Are ya sure ya wanna do that?? I- Uh.. just got off stage and I kinda- O-Ohhh..” he moans as I take his sweaty cock in hand.

“Oh, I’m very sure.. You’ve more than earned it..” I smirk up at him.

“Nyeh!!” he cries out as my grip tightens and I start stroking him. I take one of his balls into my mouth, sucking on it ever so gently. Salty sweat drips on my tongue.

“A-Ah!...” His voice catches in his throat, his hand coming down to grasp at my hair. I lick him from base to tip, placing a teasing kiss on the head of his dick.

“Such a good boy…” I speak, my voice gravelly. I lick the taste of his exertion from my lips.

“Yer killin’ me, Dolls…” his breath becoming heavier as I wrap my lips around his head. Just then, his hips jolt forward, pushing his cock all the way in. 

“Ahhh.. Fuuuuck…” a deep groan escapes him, his grip tightening on my hair. I moan around his throbbing length, my tongue wrapping around him fervently. Cupping his balls, I begin to set a steady pace. Hearing him come undone right above me, there’s nothing quite like it.

“How the fuck are yew so gewd at this???” he exclaims, sweat and corpse paint dripping off of him.

Suddenly, he tugs roughly at my hair, urging me forward.

“I’m gonna fuck yer mouth now, okay, baby?” 

I make a muffled sound and nod, eyes locked on his. I let my jaw relax completely as he gets a better grip on the back of my head. 

Fuck my mouth, indeed! He pumps himself in my drooling mess of a mouth at a bruising pace.

“Who’s my little slut, huh??” he gasps.

All I can do is gurgle pathetically, trying to catch my breath.

“Dat’s right… You are, dollface..” he carefully wipes a tear from my cheek as he speeds up. The man’s endurance was so insane and that only fueled my desire to please him. My jaw starts to go numb but my tongue continues to lap on his dick, hoping that the added pressure would bring him closer to sweet relief.

And, man, did it! Pickles’ thrusts go from punishing to unsteady as his hips jerk back and forth. He lets out a sharp cry as his load shoots into the back of my throat. So bitter but so sweet on my palate, gratefully I swallow every last drop. He twitches through the last of his orgasm, softly stroking my hair with one hand and holding my cheek with the other.

I pull myself off of him before we both sink to the floor, exhausted. After catching his breath, Pickles grins at me.

“ I gotta turn down groupies more often…” he sighs, tired as all hell but content. I kick his shoe with my platform boot.

“More like all the time, dude..” I grunt.

Once I finally catch my breath, I stand and hold out my hand for him.

“C’mon, let’s freshen up a little and find the guys!”

“I mean they’re prahbably just gettin’ their dicks wet. Let’s just head to the chopper n’ wait for em there. Plus, y’know, I gotta get this fuckin paint off me.”

“Fair enough!” I wash my hands and face in the small sink, using a damp paper towel to wipe away my smeared eye makeup.

“Hey.. I- uh love you and stuff, okay?.. Thanks fer lettin’ me cum down yer throat..” he chuckles, freckled face as red as a cherry.

“Of course, babe!” I wink at him. I know he’s not the best at sharing his feelings but if anything I just find it so endearing.

***

(Later on the Dethcopter)

The boys and I settled in for the trip back home. Everyone, fatigued in some way. Toki takes a seat next to me on the couch as I scroll through my phone mindlessly. 

“Heys! Why didsja blows me off, huh??” he asks, a little upset. 

I look up from my phone, my brain attempting to process what he just said. I snort-laugh, Pickles joining in .

“Oh! I’m sorry, Toki! I didn’t mean to snub you! I was… just in a hurry!”

“What's ams so funny??” Toki retorts.

“OH HEY! That remindsch me… Hey, hey, Pickles.” Murderface nudges his bandmate.

“Dude.. Waht?..” Pickles has his arm slung over his face, trying to relax.

“How wasch your Cleveland Schteamer??”

“MY WAHT.” 

[after-nine-at-the-oasis]

AAAHHHHHHHH Y'ALL losing it :)))

Hi Bobby :)!!

Hi Athena :D

Hi Maddie 🥰🥰!!

She looks so beautiful :D

Hi Hen :))!

Oop yeeeah they're late o.o

Now pretending I know nothing

Uhhh guysss xdd

Hi buckley parents lol

OKAY PHEW they're here :D

Uhhh

UHHHH O.O

Guysss

Oh of course 80s xD

Oh gosh guys lol

Oh and

Hi Buck :DD!

Hi Eddie 🥰

Ayyy the bachelor party :D

Ahh hi clipboard Buck xD

LOL poor Eddie xD man just wants sliders slfkjdh

:DD!!

Hi Tommy :))!!

AWWW stop they're so cute 🥰🥰

To be fair lol he did actually know Chimney before any of you guys xD

Yep lol exactly xD

Ahh not an official date anyway

"But his wedding is?" XDD

Ayyy hey guys :DD!!

Hi Karen :)))

LOL a bloody stump xDD

Hi Ravi :D

SLGJDS carful my guy xD

Uh ohhh

Uh. Chimney o.o

Wait he didn't even want it??

Aww yeah wholesome karaoke

I mean yeah that's valid lol

Why are you guys such idiots XDD

Oof guys xdd

Aww I'm sorry Buck :(( D:

And Tommy's gonna get called in isn't he xd

Yeeep xd

Oof I'm sorry Buck :((

Yeah there is a literal fire xD

Yep there it is lol

Awww the hug 🥺🥺🥺🥰

Yeah be safe honey <333

Ope o.o

Guysss XDD

SLFJGHDKS Y'ALL they don't know him xD

Oh gosh they're gonna break the door down aren't they

YEP LOL

You guys xD

Y'all are idiots oh my gosh lol

Ope

Uhh ohhhh

Guysss

GUYSSSS

YEP HE'S NOT THERE 😭😭 OHH MY GOSH 😬😬 O.O

Guys xd

Okay so xd that's rough lol

Aghhh :(((

RIGHT find my friend :D

Okay PHEW at least we can find it

Uh

Chimney?

Uhhh

Is he sick??

Did somebody drug him??

What the heck is going on o.o

Nahh I don't trust this guy xd

He's gonna steal your car Chim- yep there it is xD

OPE the phone o.o

Oh crap and that's Maddie's call 😭😭

Okay well either grab it or don't go near it Chimney you should not be walking through those cars

Aww D':

His death anniversary :((?

Aww that's beautiful <33

Aww guys :'))

Yep wedding :D

That's suspicious o.o

Oh gosh yeah so he has been feeling weird o.o

Ohhh gosh

Uh oh :(((

CHIMMM

Okay phew-

SIR

Okay but at least grab the phone 😭 xD

Chimney 😭 and she just let him on xD

[icepixie]

Lower Decks 4x06 and some earlier ones

Spoilers

Ransom is definitely filing down his asshole edge, but I...don't hate it? (Especially since he still has some edge, as with pulling Brad back from Ferenginar.) Between that and the amazing security team support group thingy that dragged Boimler back to sanity, the Cerritos, and Starfleet/the Federation more generally, really does feel like a utopia. Hell, I want to work on the Cerritos! It actually feels more utopic than even TNG, somehow, maybe because a lot of the utopic features of older Treks were illuminated by comparison to our less-enlightened society? Like, they travel back in time and are befuddled at this whole "money" thing, or the Dark Ages medicine, or whatever, so narratively it's always pushing against something specific in reality. With the security team support group, it's feels more like just--"This is a thing we do to protect our mental health, of course." I guess what I'm trying to say is that there's not that innate feeling of "see how much better we are?" which always makes the whole utopic thing feel less natural.

...I don't think I said any of that very well, but it's something I've been thinking about for the last several episodes. (It's also entirely possible I'm missing key scenes that would render this argument invalid, since I haven't seen most older Trek in years.)

Anyway. The Ferengi joining the Federation. Yeeeah, that'll work. I do love that Carol has gotten to be sneakily kickass for two episodes now.

Boimler getting sucked into Ferengi TV was delightful!

I kind of thought Mariner was getting over her whole thing about being promoted, but I guess not. It's not uninteresting, but I do hope it gets resolved by the end of the season. "Rebel without a cause" has been her MO for a while now and I think it miiiight be starting to get stale.

Ohhh, Rutherford and Tendi. I figured they would be the promised "marriage" for this season, and that it would happen something like this, and I was not disappointed. The writers did a great job walking the line between They Are Really and Truly Platonic and This Is All for Laughs and ...But Maybe? with them blushing at certain moments but otherwise finding the whole thing unpleasant and awkward. (I do think they're 100% platonic life partners, but I liked that there was a bit of subtext there.)

I wasn't sure I would enjoy T'Lyn when they added her, but I absolutely do and missed her in this episode.

[landoshoey]

P2 OHHH YEEEAH BABY

[boneheadboner]

More stupid crack garbage abt shit I'll write someday, at 3AM because what is my life

Starring a crack rendition of Baggs and Sonia's first meeting.

Baggs: [Stumbles upon Sonia] What's this? A human I've never met before? Sonia: OH JESUS-- Baggs: [Cheeky] Yes, my dear?

Sonia: Sorry you uh spooked me and-- uh... Wait what? Baggs: ... I was being chee-- Sonia: WAIT WHAT??? Baggs: I-- hmmm.... I haven't quite-- Sonia: READING MINDS??? HYPNOSIS??? Baggs: [Understandably taken aback] ... Exuse me???????

Sonia: UH UH UH BAGGS-- SHIT. SANS??? WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS? My head is NOT a good place to peek into. Baggs: How the fuck did you know my-- Sonia: TRUST me on this one, Source; I LIVE IN IT. I'D KNOW. Baggs: .... Nevermind, you'll probably give an excuse, I'll check myself. Sonia: WAIT DON'T-- Baggs: It can't be that-- [Baggs proceeds to read her mind... Only to be overwhelmed with The Peanut Gallery of all Peanut Galleries, the entities. All trying to talk at once, and there's also some growing-louder eldritch voices sprinkled on top of the mental shit sundae]

Baggs: Sonia: Baggs: Sonia: Baggs: Sonia: I tried to warn you. Baggs: [DEEP INHALE] Baggs: My dear. Baggs: I am around at minimum fifty people a day. Baggs: With not only hearing their prattle out loud, but hearing their thoughts leak into my mind almost as loud as they speak. Baggs: And when you work in a well staffed laboratory, around many so-called brilliant minds, and their flawed calculations? Their absurd conclusions? Their completely off-the-wall, out-their-ass charts? Baggs: Hearing so much audibly and mentally on a daily basis would drive most mad. Baggs: And that, my dear, is nothing compared to how fucking loud everything I heard in your mind is for the mere moments I glimpsed into it. Sonia: I did warn you. Baggs: Yes, and I have a migraine now. But with that being said; Baggs: My STARS, How do you-- Are you fucking OKAY?! Sonia: .... You know, no one's actually asked me that, about that specific problem. Baggs: [Staring at Sonia and shaking his head slowly in absolute disbelief] Sonia: .... Mmmmm.... Y'know what? I don't think I am. Baggs: [IMMEDIATE SHARP INHALE AND MASSAGING HIS NASAL BONE] Sonia: Yeah.... Uh... I think I might need therapy? Oh... Ohhh... Maybe not. Yeah the things I've been through and seen? Sonia: [Hissing as she inhales through her teeth] Yeeeah I don't think there's a therapist that wouldn't immediately shove me into an asylum. Baggs: ... I think, without a shadow of a doubt, I'm doing you a favor.

[liittle-my]

Me, who doesn’t own a switch and has no intention of buying the game until I can afford one: *sees the smallest piece of info regarding Three Houses*

Me:

[the-widow-bear]

Masterlist

People watcher

Summary: Long, stressful nights. What happens when you go to a park to relax and a teenager approaches you?

Category: Uh, tbh idek. Slight angst slight fluff

AN: HI! Its been so long. My writers block and perfectionism hit me hard lol. I'm just trying to get back into the swing of things. Sorry in advance for typos or anything lol, I'm trying my best. Let ne know if i should do a pt 2 of this! Also! Thank you for 69 follwers. . . Nice. Anyways! Love you all! Enjoy!

Pairing: Natasha romanoff x Avengers reader, Avengers reader x(platonic) OC

Word count: 1.6k

Warnings: Uh none? Idk what would be a warning. Let me know if you find any!

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Bench sitting. It seemed like your only hobby lately. Along with people watching. Some would call it a waste of time but for you, it's the only thing that makes time bearable. 

Being an Avenger wasn't all glory and fun as the media, or Tony Stark for that matter portrayed it to be. There was sacrifice, tough choices, and sometimes the worst of it, no choices at all. That's what makes people watching relaxing for you. Looking at people you'll never know and imagining their bland civilian life. The life you wish you could have. The life you would never have.

At the moment you were sitting at a park that looked connected to a joint middle and highschool. Kids were out on the grass chatting with one another before school started. Some were doing homework. Others were riding skateboards. Some adults were dropping kids off and others were just strolling through the park. You, a total stranger, was just sitting, observing, making sure neither the kids nor adults were hurt. It sounds weirder than it is. You were just imagining what it's like to be them. Having small, miniscule problems that seem like the end of the world at the time. Being able to only worry about if the highschool 'it' couple had broken up, or if you had enough time for video games after the load of homework that was given.

"Staring at a bunch of highschool kids? Seems pretty creepy to me." 

You were taken out of your mind at the voice. Looking up you discovered what looks to be a teenage girl looking down at you. You furrowed your eyebrows. Why is she talking to you? Doesn't she have anything better to do.

"I wasn't staring at anyone." You replied, giving the kid a glare.

"Sure looked like it." She sat down next to you while you rolled your eyes.

"It's a public park. I'm just. . . people watching."

"Ohhh, so you're one of those types." She asked, throwing her elbows behind the bench.

"What?" You turned to look at her. She is really starting to annoy you.

"Ya know, the introverted but secretly deadly type." She looked at you and smiled. You couldn't but just stare at her, shocked and confused.

"You're doing it again." She pointed at your face.

"If I'm so deadly and creepy then why are you sitting here, talking to me." You asked, getting aggravated.

She just shrugged.

"You seemed like interesting conversation." You furrowed your eyebrows at her once again.

"Yeeeah, right." You said awkwardly, looking down at your lap.

There was a pause before she spoke again. During that pause you were praying to whatever higher power was out there that this girl would leave you the hell alone. 

"My names rylee." She extended her hand out to you. Your eyes shifted from her hand to her face multiple times but with a sigh you took her hand.

"Y/n." You replied and she smiled.

"So, what's it like being an Avenger?" At her question you just sighed and put your head in your hands, rubbing at your eyes. 

After a couple minutes of silence rylee began to understand you weren't gonna answer her question.

"So, what are you-" 

"How old are you anyways? Like 12?" You interrupted her. You were annoyed by her questions and the fact that she interrupted your time to decompress. Although now she looked offended.

"If you must know, I'm 16." She said with faux offense while you snorted.

"Don't you have friends to talk to?" You looked at her with an eyebrow raised. 

"No." She replied looking down while you sighed once again. Looks like that's a sore subject. "The kids here are assholes."You snorted again.

"Aren't all kids assholes?" You asked while looking at her.

"Good point." She's still looking at her shoes. Shit now you feel bad. You just upset a kid with no friends.

"Hey." You got her attention. "I'm sorry for being rude before. I shouldn't have-"

"It's alright, I'm used to it." You still felt bad. Did she have a lunch packed, or money? Maybe you could make it up to her.

"I- Uh. Do you have a lunch?" You asked awkwardly as she looked at you weird.

"No. I didn't have time to pack one this morning." Perfect. You can make amends. You pulled your wallet out of your pocket. taking your some of the bills out and counting them up. How much do school lunches cost? You wouldn't know, you never went. Rather be safe than sorry, right? Taking some of the cash in your hand, you handed it to her.

"Here, this should do."

"100 dollars? I can't take this." She tried handing the money back to you but you declined.

"You need food, kid." 

"I don't need 100 bucks! That'd last me like an entire year!" She gestured the money back at you to take it but you just stared at her.

"That's fine." You shrugged.

"But I don't usually buy lunch here, I pack it. There's no way I need this much." She kept trying to get you to take back the money.

"Then spend it on something else." 

"No. I'm not taking this." She threw the bills in your lap.

"And I'm not keeping it." You grabbed the backpack that she sat in front of her and unzipped it.

"Hey! You can't just grab my bag! That's personal property!" You just ignored her protests and attempts to get it back while you threw the money in the bag, zipped it back up and then placed it on her lap.

"I'm not taking it back, and that's final." You said in a firm motherly tone.

She was about to speak again in protest but the school's bell rang. She groaned in defeat and stood up.

"That's my queue, I guess." She says, starting to walk away but stops mid step and turns to face you once more. "Hey, if you're gonna go 'people watching' again, come back here. I had fun." The girl then disappeared into the crowd of other students. You continued to just stare at the closed doors of the school, eyebrows furrowed, trying to comprehend the last 30 minutes. 

"What the hell just happened?" You said to yourself out loud. Then swinging yourself up to start walking back to the compound.

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"Where'd you run off to this morning?" She huffed in her groggy morning voice.

You felt a kiss go to your shoulder as arms wrapped around your waist. Natasha had woken up.

"That park by west 54th. I needed some time to think." You replied, sipping your coffee at the island of the compound's kitchen. You felt her arms tighten around you. She rested her head in between your shoulder blades. 

She just wanted to feel you. You knew how much she hated waking up alone. Your head was going wild last night and by the time the sun had risen, only then did you realize how small the room suddenly felt. It was suffocating. As if you didn't leave that bed when you did you might've just fallen dead right there.

You felt Natasha kiss your back once again but this time you could feel the worry seeping off her. She was anxious for you but she didn't understand why and you knew that. You moved your free hand down to one of the arms wrapped around you, caressing it with your thumb.

"Is everything okay?" She had finally got the nerve to confront you about it. It took a lot of trust for her to share her concerns. You knew that as well but you just couldn't bring yourself to tell her the truth.

"Yeah, I just- I met this kid at the park." You changed the subject. Natasha knew you were deflecting but she complied.

"Yeah?"

"Yeah, Her name was Rylee. She seemed like a good kid. She said she had no friends which left a bit of a bad taste in my mouth but she wants me to go back tomorrow to talk again." Natasha raised her eyebrows at that.

"Are you gonna?" She plants another careful kiss on your shoulder.

"I have no idea." There was a short pause after that. Natasha gently turned you around so you were face to face, keeping her arms around you. 

"I think you should." She said with a gentle smile.

"What? Why?" You put your hand around Nat's neck, once again caressing it with your thumb.

"She needs a friend and you need to get your mind out of work. Could be a good thing for the both of you." She placed a gentle kiss on your cheek.

"I don't wanna leave you again." You whispered. 

"I'll wake up earlier-" You interrupted her.

"No, no. I refuse. You don't need to-" She put her hand over your mouth to shut you up and slightly giggled at your wide eyed expression. 

"Relax. I can always go back to bed after you leave. Plus it wouldn't hurt to get a jump start on the mountain of paperwork that always gets thrown on my desk." Natasha holds a gentle yet playful smile on her lips and you can't help but to think how lucky you are to see her like this. When you two had first got into a relationship she was always extremely hesitant and would almost never initiate any type of intimacy. Now she touched you as if you were familiar to her. She was gentle, considerate, and loving. Everything you thought you'd never have.

You grabbed her hand from your mouth, pressing it back to your lips for a second to kiss it and then put it back around your waist. Nat smiled at the action. You were also always gentle with her. You knew she could handle herself but still wanted to take care of her. You never tried to fix her, you just held her and listened.

"I love you Natalia." You said as you tugged her into a hug.

"And I love you, sweetheart."

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Once again! Let me know if you want a part two!

[themeganator5000]

Distant Lights

i’Ve ABanDoNed mY BOy!!!

jk but sorry for not posting one of these for like uhhhhh over a month… here have some fluffy luberto stargayzing to make up for it <3

“Sorry, I know you’re not really interested in all this stuff…” Luca tore his gaze away from the vast expanse of glittering stars to face his infinitely more glorious lover.

Alberto blinked dumbly. “What? Of course I’m interested! I love hearing you talking about the stars and stuff.”

“Well, yeah, but do you really care about how the frequency of background radiation changes in proximity to black holes?”

Alberto squinted. “Uhhh…”

“That’s okay, I’m sure a lot of this is boring to you.”

“Yeeeah, some of it… but! But I really do like those stories!”

“…stories?”

“Yeah! The ones about the stars.”

“I’m still not following.”

“You know! With the fish and the twins and- oh! And that archer guy! And the big spaghetti pot in the sky!”

“Ohhh! Those stories! You mean the myths about constellations like Pisces, Gemini, Orion, and the Big Dipper.” Luca giggled to himself. Big spaghetti pot in the sky…

“Yes! That stuff’s super cool.”

“Huh. Yeah, I suppose you would like astrology. You practically came up with it on your own.”

“I did?”

“Well, the idea of it anyway. You made up stories about the stars, remember?”

“Oh. Yeah, I guess I did… heh, you should talk about me in your fancy college class. I deserve just as much credit as any of those old dead guys.”

“I do.”

“What!?”

“I do talk about you. I tell your anchovy story before I talk about any the Greek or Roman myths in the curriculum. I think I’m lucky to have such a personal connection with someone who saw the stars in the same way as any of the pillars of astrology did. Not just as distant lights, but as mysteries just waiting to be explored.”

“…”

“…’Beto?”

“…you’re such a nerd-” Alberto’s voice was wavering with emotion. He launched himself at Luca and smothered every inch of his face in teary kisses.

[noturtypicaldumbblonde]

my thoughts on episode 5 of Gossip Girl

. i hate that it started with max and rafa together... i cant take it anymore

. LORDE ON THE SOUNDTRACK HELL YEAH

. aki worrying about max is amazing and i guessed correctly on my 'ep 5 promo' post, he really was looking at max while with audrey.

. the teachers being gossip girl is getting more and more boring as time goes on... i hope they change it in next seasons.

. the simon dude was super weird... "ohhh i hate phones... social media is not my thiiinggg... gossip girl whats that, bro?" what a weird scene that was, it felt so rushed and awkward

. audrey was SO RUDE with her mom. how can anyone like her after all of this awful scenes? homophobic stuff and now her mom... kiki is under so much pressure and doing her best, audrey can be angry but not at her mom. ps: shes so rude to aki all the time too...

. as always aki is right and kikis problems are a big deal, shut the fuck up, audrey.

. mr wolfe was so dramatic while talking to aki lmao

. monet being proud of zoyas comeback was so sweeeet

. some people were saying that max was already 18 so the teacherXstudent relationship wasnt that bad but aki confirmed that he is actually 17 :p

. also RAFA IS CREEPIER THAN I THOUGHT. THAT SCENE AT THE BAR???? WHAT WAS THAT???

. does audrey know what depression means?

. my boy aki really shined this episode

. OH MY GOD SIMON EXPOSEEEEDDDD

. AND NOW RAFA WAS EXPOSED HELL YEEEAH

. all of audreys change happed off screen so honestly.... i dont care :D i havent forgiven her at all !! shes my least favorite at the moment.

. monet is not on the final scene hmmm... wonder what that will mean in the future

. ps. THIS EP REALLY SAID AKIMAX RIGHTS, HUH? HOW ARE WE FEELING AKIMAX NATION?

thank u for reading my rant,

clary

[after-nine-at-the-oasis]

Hmm there is definitely some tension xd

Seems like maybe it's not perfect with the district for Janine? Idk

Ayy these all seem good :D

SLFKHJDLS MR. JOHNSON

That's so slay and correct honestly xD

Oop Gary o.o

Okay good she's being really clear :D

Still uh oh though xd

Umm. What xd

They ain't allowed to speak o.o xD yeeeah not perfect

Ope Janine o.o

Honeyy I'm sorry 😭

Oop Barbara 👀

Gregory xD bud

SLFJFHDKS a tarp?

MR. JOHNSON. SIR

Iconic frankly xD

Ooh a celebrity 👀

What is this sub doing xd

Ohhh it's the celebrity

AYO

Idk who that is but xD

OOF Janine xd

Ahh I do recognize that name

Well LIT

[a-cat001]

Sweets and Sugar

The room was filled with sweet aromas as you began to mix the ingredients together. You had decided to bake some sweets for several of your friends at Shinjuku Academy including the summoners to celebrate everyone passing their exams, yes even Kengo. Of course baking had also become a hobby of yours as you helped out Choji and Chernobog more often in the kitchen so this was also a way for you to relax and do something you enjoyed. You were allowed to use the kitchen and had asked Chernobog to pick up some more ingredients for making pastries and in the meantime you were busy whisking the cake batter. You had just finished mixing when you suddenly heard the sound of sniffing, the dining area was supposed to empty and you were the only one in the kitchen, you turned around and looked to see a furry white snout with a tongue poking out peeking under the door, its nose twitching as it sniffed the air rapidly. A grin began to rise on your face as you walked over to the door in question, “Is someone there?” you call out. Suddenly the snout retracts and you hear the sound of loud scampering and crashing as objects are knocked into before it turns silent. You then open the door to look out into the dining area, scanning the room for something out of the ordinary until your eyes fall on a tail peeking out from underneath one of the tables. You sigh at the sight until an idea hits you “Huh, I guess there’s no one here” you say aloud, no reaction. “Boy these sweets sure smell really good”, at this the tail peeking out begins to thump against the floor, “I’m not sure what I’m going to do with all these sweets” you continue causing the tail to thump up and down at blinding speed. “I was really hoping someone would be here to help taste these sweets but I guess not”, at this behemoth sprang out from under the table, practically sending it flying in the process, “Ooh! Me-me! I can help! Please please pleeeease”. You couldn’t help but laugh as Behemoth bounced from one foot to the other in excitement, “tell you what, you want to help decorate the cakes and you can join us in eating all the sweets”. “R-really! That’s awesome! I’d love to help!”, Behemoth’s excitement was through the roof so you decided it was time to put it to use, so you guided Behemoth back into the kitchen. “I’m going to start putting the mix into the oven, if you would, could you continue mixing ingredients for the next cakes.”, “Of course, I’ll get right to it!” he exclaims, you turn to start putting the batter into the oven but quickly turn around as you remember something, “I almost forgot, no eating the cake batter”. As you say this behemoth stops mid-process of pouring the batter into his mouth “Daaaw please, just a little bit?” he whines, “You can lick the bowl clean when we’re finished but we need all the cake batter we can get behemoth, remember once it’s finished you can eat to your heart's content.”, Behemoth gives a small whimper before saying “ok”. You begin to place the cake batter in the oven as Behemoth whisks together more cake batter and after a while you have plenty of cakes ready for decorating. You pull out some pipet bags and frosting and begin to decorate one of the cakes as a demonstration as Behemoth watches with extreme focus, making sure to mark down every detail of the decoration. Once finished you hand a pipet bag to Behemoth and tell him to have at it, his focus quickly turning into excitement as he jumps up and gets to work on decorating the cakes. Time passes as you continue to decorate the cakes until you and Behemoth have fully decorated all the cakes into beautiful masterpieces with frosted flowers, fruit garnish, and candy decorations, with Behemoth having done very well at doing his part. “Wow Behemoth you did great!”, “Thanks! This was so much fun to do especially with a close friend!” he replies, “Oh! You got a little frosting there!” Behemoth points out, referring to a bit of frosting that you had accidentally wiped on your cheek. Before you can wipe it off, Behemoth suddenly reaches down and presses his lips up against your cheek, as he pulls away you place your hand on your cheek where his lips had just been, feeling a slight blush rise up. Stunned into silence Behemoth begins to blush hard, “W-WAIT! I was just trying to clean it off! I didn’t mean a-anything!” “I just wanted to taste the icing...y-yeah that’s it!”. Looking over your’s and Behemoth’s work you notice that you managed to bake a couple more cakes than needed so you decide to let Behemoth enjoy one for his hard work, “Since you did such a good job why don’t you try out a slice?”, Behemoth practically jumped for joy, “YEEEAH! Bring on the cake!!”. You chuckle at his excitement as you cut a slice out of one of the cakes and plate it, as you turn to hand it to him you suddenly feel something warm and wet envelope your arm. You look down at your arm to see it swallowed down to the elbow in Behemoth’s mouth, taking a moment to register the scene you simply sigh and shake your head unable to argue as Behemoth’s face is one of pure ecstasy and happiness, however the real problem is when you hear someone behind you yell “WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING TO MY BELOVED BRAVE?!!”. You whip your head around to see Chernobog having returned from getting the necessary ingredients, “REMOVE YOUR MOUTH FROM MY BELOVED BRAVE YOU BEAST, THIS INSTANT!” he bellows. Chernobog rushes over pulling Behemoth back by his hood with one hand while pulling you into his chest with the other, Black snow condenses into a menacing scythe as he points in Behemoths direction causing him to cower in fear. “WAIT!, he wasn’t hurting me!”, Chernobog looks at you confused, “are you sure my beloved brave? This frozen heart of mine would shatter at the sight of you being harmed.” he replies. “Yes I'm sure, Behemoth was helping me with the cakes, he just got a little excited.”, Chernobog turns to Behemoth, still cowering, who gives a wry smile and a thumbs up. Chernobog narrows his eyes at him before finally releasing you “very well my brave, however I will be watching you”, with chernobog there you finish with the pastries in record time. Having finished, the three of you bring the desserts into the dining area and spread them out for everyone who you invited. As the party started you received multiple compliments for your sweets as Shiro asked if you would share your recipes with him and Kengo telling you that the sweets tasted great but he was not much for sweets despite seeing him sneak slices of cake when nobody was looking. Ryota comes to you practically hopping, “These sweets are delicious! Can I watch next time you bake? Pleeease”, you agree, causing Ryota to cheer in excitement before running off to refill on cake. You then feel something behind you tap you on the shoulder, turning to see Behemoth behind you with a nervous expression “C-could I talk to you…. Alone?” he asks. You agree and he leads you outside the dining area before stopping and turning to you, his index fingers pressing together as he anticipates his next words. “C-can we do this again together… just you and me- N-Not because I just want to eat sweets!... but because I really enjoyed doing this with you…. And I want to keep doing this with you.”. You smile and answer “Of course Behemoth we can make as many things as you want, together.”, Behemoth’s smile stretches from ear to ear as he pulls you up into a hug, “OHHH, thank you-thank you-thank you, thank youuuu!” he exclaims. He then places you up on his shoulders “Come on I’m hungry, let’s go get some sweets!” as he carries you back to the dining area and while he may have an empty stomach but his heart was full.

[foragecore]

yesterday was a really hard day at work not for any rlly specific reason i just wasnt feeling well and i was super tired and stressed :( im starting to get more students so yesterday i worked for five hours which totally doesnt sound like a lot but !! its so hard dealing w mental health issues constantly and trying to have a life at the same time. and i came home feeling kinda rough and i was talkin to my dad like yeah sometimes it feels like being mentally ill or whatever is a full time job... he was like well yeah its more than that, you can never clock out !! and i said yeeeah but i can go to sleeeep.... and he was like u wake up from nightmares almost every night. ohhh yeah :/ so yeah he rlly gets it now, he didnt for a long time. feels good that he tries to understand and rlly validates my issues. im glad my parents are so nice. anyways peace and love everyone

[tervaneula]

@purrplekat1989​​​ replied to your photoset  “Might I interest you in some cute babies during these trying times I...” 

@tervaneula your setup is gorgeous. I've got a 5 gallon and a 10 gallon. Have a betta in the small one and some tetras, guppies, and a corydora in the other. I'm gonna try my hand at breeding corydora at some point in the future after all this scary disease stuff chills out.

Hahaa I’ll reply like this because I’m gonna ramble! AND I wanted to show you a pic of my little tank back when I had it. This is a sideview photo and the size was 128 litres so uhhh 33 US gallons. I had ~10 super blue emperor tetras and ~10 lemon tetras along with a bunch of caridina shrimps. I was going to get a nice big school of some small corydoras type but rehomed the tank before going through with that plan. I even painstakingly changed half of the soil into very fine sand so it’d be lovely for the cories, but life’s like that sometimes :D

BUT ohhh yeeeah I'd be ashamed of having a big aquarium that’s any less beautiful :P The Finnish aquarist community is very particular about tank size, fish compatibility & group sizes, live plants and water parameters and I’m grateful for it (I can never visit US fish forums because they often keep fish in ways that would never be accepted over here and frankly are anxiety-inducing to me). My fish keeping isn’t perfect but I learn more all the time and try to do better! I think my tank is 99 US gallons and I want, no, NEED a bigger one in the future although I don’t intend to add any new species (if I manage to acquire a tank that’s big enough I just want more hoplos, a group of 6 or 8 would be ideal because they’re so social) so you can see how far I’m gone :D

I know I’m going to sound like a snob so forgive me but I hope your guppies are doing okay despite the need for different water hardness than the others - I know they can live in softer water but it affects their quality of life in the long run. Good luck with the cory breeding plans by the way! I don’t know anything about that but I’ve heard that some types spawn fairly easily.

5 and 10 gallon tanks are cute though! I have to admit that I’ve entertained the idea of a nano so I could have shrimps again, I LOVE SHRIMPS, they’re such characters!! And if the tank is really tiny (e.g. Blau KIT Wabikusa) and I can’t put any fish in it, maybe it wouldn’t feel sad the way the 33gal one did 😂