#ohhh THESE TWO RAAAAAAAAAAGH‼️‼️😩

[selfmenticide]

There's a string of text messages on Dark's phone from Rose.

"Hey hottest."

"Hottest."

"Hottest."

"Hotteok."

"I forgot what I wanted to ask you but my phone keeps calling you Hottest and it's good it agrees with me!!!"

(rosetintedgunman, who had this actually happen while trying to write out a different ask idea and decided this one was better.)

the dokkaebi felt his phone vibrate once in his pocket , immediately feeling a swell of annoyance bottle up in his gut at the prospect of WHO it could be bothering him at THIS hour . all of his cohorts had his cell number in case something important came up whilst dark was away , and for THAT reason only . the raven chose to ignore it as black eyes read over the book held between grey palms , a soft sigh escaping his lips . then . . . another , and another , aaand ANOTHER .

dark lets out an audible groan , one hand snapping the book shut as he desperately adjusted himself in his seat to retrieve this infernal device from his dress pants pocket with the other hand . black eyes filled to the brim with irritation , feeling the visages around him swell and twirl in muddled annoyance and fatigue , the raven clicks on the screen , narrows his eyes , taps on the seemingly overflowing texts from ONE number , and . . . suddenly , a toothy grin splits his features in two . deok-su was not an expressive man to most ( or overtly negatively expressive more so ) , but for his ROSE , HIS wilford , there wasn’t much he could do NOT to elicit a smile from the goblin .

grey fingers work back to responding , feeling the visages of red and blue cascade around his shoulders to read his words .

[ text : seoltang 🌹 ] hello , my dear . very pleased to hear you and your cell phone are in agreement on something for once .

[ text : seoltang 🌹 ] do you believe you now remember what it was that you wanted to ask me , or shall this be another of my rose’s mysteries to keep ? 🖤

@rosetintedgunman