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A COMPLETE INTERVIEW OF MY MUSE | FELICIANO TAGGED: @kriegerherzz TAGGING : steal this please

NAME?

Feliciano D’Alessandro Venier

ARE YOU SINGLE?

nope!!! 💕💕💕

ARE YOU HAPPY?

Generally speaking? No, absolutely not

ARE YOU ANGRY?

Generally speaking? Uhhh, not really, no?? (yes)

NINE FACTS –

BIRTH PLACE?

somewhere in a beach palace off the Adriatic. Or near a fire. Or in prison. Most likely all three. Pretty sure it was all three. 200 BCE was a crazy fucking time

HAIR COLOR

espresso brown

EYE COLOR?

hazel--green/brown/gold and they’re so pretty

BIRTH DAY?

[ SHRUGS ] i have three. one of them i regret. march 17 (personal), march 25 (fear), june 2 (public)

MOOD?

i am depressed and have depression. right now, though, a little manic, very lonely

GENDER?

yes

SUMMER OR WINTER?

winter!! cold and snow and no sun to give me sun rashes

MORNING OR AFTERNOON?

morning!! not hot, sunrise is pretty, and sometimes it feels okay to get up and watch the sun rays filter in through your window

EIGHT THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE ? –

ARE YOU IN LOVE?

yes!! 💕💕💕 [ blows a phat kiss to the sky ] that one’s for gunni

DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?

that’s how i almost got killed for having an affair with a married man

WHO ENDED YOUR LAST RELATIONSHIP?

m...me... 

HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN SOMEONE’S HEART?

i’d put my money on it, yeah

ARE YOU AFRAID OF COMMITMENTS?

i gotta ask my therapist

HAVE YOU HUGGED SOMEONE WITHIN THE LAST WEEK?

no... i’d fucking like one right now

HAVE YOU EVER HAD A SECRET ADMIRER?

i don’t-- yeah, actually... and i really hurt him... oof....

HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN YOUR OWN HEART?

does god live in heaven?

SIX CHOICES –

LOVE OR LUST?

i mean, NOW i’m gonna choose love because i genuinely love someone but if you asked me two years ago i would have said lust

LEMONADE OR ICED TEA?

lemonade. tea-anything is for bitches

CATS OR DOGS?

cats

A FEW BEST FRIENDS OR MANY REGULAR FRIENDS?

i don’t really have either

A WILD NIGHT OUT OR ROMANTIC NIGHT IN?

i do both, i prefer neither

DAY OR NIGHT?

night night night night night

FIVE HAVE YOU EVERS –

BEEN CAUGHT SNEAKING OUT?

many times. once by my father and i had to stab him; once by my surrogate father and i had to stab him; multiple times by fucking roderich and i wish i stabbed him; multiple times by my ex wife and that was the worst of all; uhhhhhh not sure if escaping jail counts

FALLEN DOWN/UP THE STAIRS?

i am covered in bruises daily. this is why i just belly flop up and down the stairs

WANTED SOMETHING/SOMEONE SO BADLY IT HURT?

yeah, NOW, but this didn’t really apply until like... the 19th century. if i wanted someone or something i didn’t have any issues getting it! i am a princess

WANTED TO DISAPPEAR?

[ lmao ] yeah??? this isn’t a secret, the fuck

FOUR PREFERENCES –

SMILE OR EYES?

eyes. smiles mean teeth and unless they’re sinking into my neck i don’t want them

SHORTER OR TALLER?

taller. i like having people reach things for me. this is also why my boyfriend is a pretty red tree

INTELLIGENCE OR ATTRACTION?

can i like... say both? please? 

HOOK-UP OR RELATIONSHIP?

relationship

FAMILY –

DO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY GET ALONG?

i have framed restraining and protective orders for each and every one of them hanging in my office at home

WOULD YOU SAY YOU HAVE A “MESSED UP LIFE”?

oh, yeah, definitely. oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah. oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah

HAVE YOU EVER RAN AWAY FROM HOME?

haha, yeah. the last time i did i got a divorce, tetanus, stranded in America, and fucking died

HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN KICKED OUT?

uhhhhh yeah, i guess?

FRIENDS –

DO YOU SECRETLY HATE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS?

i not-so secretly hate almost everyone

DO YOU CONSIDER ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS TO BE GOOD FRIENDS?

i don’t have enough of them to answer this question

WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND?

withstanding my boyfriend, rainer!! only because he has no choice [ it’s joke ] i love the guy, i feel comfortable around him. and he enables me so like [ thumbs up ]

WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU?

[ long pause....................... ] my ex wife knows everything about me, the gay twink of italy. the scrappy doo of italy. not even my therapist knows everything and i’ve told her everything i can tell her. my boyfriend???????? EHH... that’s messy, no no no