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homosociallyyours · 6 months ago

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When i tell you i haunt the anon collection religiously, shit like this is why. Muppet slash and politicians i know nothing about fucking each other??

I once read a fic about Nancy Pelosi and her husband getting high on pot brownies. I follow a non-fandom m/f vampire fic where a chronically ill guy went into the woods to find a vampire and they just GET each other. I have read the most mind-twistingly fucked up porn that low-key haunts me. Yesterday i read a second person, y/n coded 1d fic that was actually goddamn brilliant (it's here, actually).

Maybe the best thing is that there's constantly something new there, so if you refresh the main page multiple times a day you'll see so much weird shit, god fucking bless.

Anyway, go visit the anon collection today. Read a random ass fic that sounds weird or hot or funny or whatever and leave a nice comment on it. Makes ya feel better.

#that fucking pelosi fic haunts me istg...#it was so earnest!!#i have never been earnest about a politician in my life!#but that's the beauty of anon: you can be earnest af about your niche obsession and nobody will ever know #if anyone wants a link to that vampire fic lmk-- it's so goddamn wholesome and it's clear the author deals with chronic pain and fatigue #so it feels very real in spite of being fantastical #i wouldn't share publicly about the disturbing fics but if you're morbidly curious you can dm me and I'll tell you about it #i have no idea how to find it again though and tbh i don't want to. but it's sloshing around in my brain forever now so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#ohh and i clicked on the muppets fic and then was like OH i wanna make a post actually #and then forgot to clock back in and actually read it #so I'll have to report back on the quality there

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