#ohfckitscable

[deadpoolmerchandise]

Ugh…happy fucking birthday Wade.

@ohfckitscable

“H-HOOooolllyyy s!$t. You’re here too? Some adorable puppeteer chose to be you on this platform? Where have you been hiding my cybernetic gordita, tell me how much you miss me…. Of course thank you for remembering my birthday, I only reminded you constantly whenever we’re together but that’s not the most important part of our team-up, or the most fun.”

[merc-with-the-m0uth]

@ohfckitscable

8:45 am. Cable was early. He wanted to be. He felt terrible for what happened last night. He knew Wade wasn’t ready for something like that, and he was a dick for letting his own emotions get the best of him.

Cable already had his coffee in front of him, along with a small bouquet of sunflowers and roses. It wasn’t much, and he knew it wouldn’t make up for the kiss they shared last night. But he wanted to apologise.

At 9am Wade walks in to the coffee shop wearing a pair of his jeans and.. the plain boring oversized tshirt which belonged to cable

His thoughts are probably loud enough to hear from across the crowded cafe as he worries about if he should have come or if cable will still be mad at him for last night or if he was just being stupid

He spots cable and walks over slowly, sitting across from him and biting his lip nervously

[jamie-todd-red-knight]

@merc-with-the-m0uth

@ohfckitscable

[dead-in-the-pool]

@ohfckitscable

Cable steps into the club, his left eye glowing a dull gold briefly as he scans the area before making his way to the bar, hoping to get a drink. He was here for an assignment, but he had a feeling someone was going to try and distract him from his mission.

The main sections of the club is taken up by the stage and pole, and as one girl finishes up her routine, wade steps out into stage, wearing his modified deapdool suit, yeah he'd turned his deadpool suit into leather and straps lingerie, he wears an itty bitty crop top that barely covers his chest and some itty bitty shorts sat low on his hips, he high fives the girl as she walks off with a giggle, slowly walking up to the stage and the pole, some song playing in the background as he puts his hand on the metal, smirking under his mask

[scottsummers-xmen]

Hello father. @ohfckitscable

Nathan!

*Scott walks over and gives a good dad hug*

How’ve you been son?

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

Did you take my fuckin' rifle, Wade?

@ohfckitscable

Depends. I’ve taken a lot of people’s rifles. Which one is yours? The one that’s clearly compensating for something else?

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

Cable points a gun at Wade's head with one hand, holding up a sticky note that says "<3 you! - DP" with the other.

"Did you write this?, and if you did, where the fuck is my rifle?"

@ohfckitscable

Aww daddy’s got a gun <3

but your little riffle is safely stored away with my other trinkets that I horde like a Wyvern <3

Well if it’s yours I took like a shit tons of riffles

[deadpool-original]

Cable holds up a stickynote that says "<3 you! -DP" to this deadpool with a scowl. "Did you write this? And if you did, where the fuck did you put my rifle, asshat?"

@ohfckitscable

"No that wasn't me, but I could definitely love you." He shifts to read the stickynote better.

[officialmakingthechimichangas]

Oh yeah there’s also a cable if you want to bother him. Super rare. I haven’t seen many around.

@ohfckitscable

@the-mercenary-with-a-mouth

HOLY SHIT, HOW MANY OF US ARE ON HERE?!

I don’t even know tbh I lost count. Another Deadpool made a list of all the Deadpool’s and Logan’s but it may need updating. Anyways, welcome! I’m the resident chimichanga god! Would you like some chimis? I also provide piña coladas.

[deadpoolmerchandise]

Crossing the Hero Line

From Here

Plot: Deadpool and Cable team up to put an end to Killbrew's up and coming human weapon program. Only Killbrew is no longer the old man Wade used to know. Now a twelve-year-old boy, Killbrew is a clone imbued with the memories of the past, and the memories of everything he did to Deadpool in The Workshop. Will Wade's need for reparations of the past make him do the unspeakable and kill a child?

Staring: @deadpoolmerchandise, @ohfckitscable

[merc-with-the-m0uth]

@ohfckitscable

The bar was noisy. Too fucking noisy, even during the day. Cable was at Sister Margaret's to pick up a job. He never frequented the place, just going when he was in dire need of some extra cash, because sometimes bills got tight and he could barely scrape by. So he sat at the bark, taking a long sip of his Long Island and waited for a gold card with a name on it to be passed in front of him. It didn't take too long before a thin piece of gold plastic dropped in front of his hands, and he quickly picked it up, turning it over in his hand as he read the name on the card. Bill Taylor Sr. Senator 58 ch[ ] preda[ ] The man probably wasn't going to be too hard to find, since he was a public figure. With some quick internet searching, he was able to find out his schedule, and realized he would be meeting with a colleague at the Marriott a few blocks away for dinner and a conference call later on in the day. Cable paid for his tab and left with the card, sliding it in one of the pouches on his utility belt as he walked back to his apartment to prepare for the job.

Wade was bored again, merc work was good to fix that, he skips into sister Margaret's a minute or two after cable left, sitting on the bar, swinging his legs and asking for a job, easy enough just to kill some time and some people

Weasle who just wanted his red ass off his bar just handed him whatever card was next on the pile

Wade giggles, pocketing it without reading, blowing weasel a kiss and skipping out of the bar to go home and go plan

[scottsummers-xmen]

@ohfckitscable

hi father. How are you doing?

Not too bad. You?

[merc-with-the-m0uth]

(Thank you seb I really appreciate it)

Now to add my piece, I've tried to be a friend to him for... a while, tried to keep him from suicide attempts and tell him there are people who care for a while, but the fucking second I dare side away from him it's all caps locks and swears

And also the second they see it isn't going their way, they don't just deny it, they blame it on other people

And they make shit up about the new godamn person I'm rping with, @ohfckitscable , saying they are talking shit out me in discord servers that clearly don't exist, and with zero proof, obviously fucking lying and then blocking me immediately after so I can't do fucking anything with it, but it's obviously a lie, because the mod of the cable account

Simply doesn't do that? But he tried to get me to belive that someone I'm having fun rping with secretly hates me

Anyways that's my bit, i don't got it as worse as some others but he told one of my best friends @loganschuchuzinho that shes's better off dead so I do not give a fuck.

Well hello @asgards-trickster-god . Ive been waiting for weeks for you to curse my inbox so I can finally give you a piece of my mind.

My friends have been very kind to you. I will not show the same consideration to a douchebag who is targeting the most important people in my life.

So let us begin. You are going to try some bullshit excuse saying that “you didn’t send this.” Well, word to the wise dumbass, dont use shit like “I”. It makes it hella obvious who you are.

Here is the ask you sent to my account using an alt. I am not scared of name calling. I am not scared of you. You should be scared of me.

If anyone here is a bully, it is you. Despite you denying all allegations of telling someone to kill themselves, the evidence is right here. Even if, by some miracle all of the other evidence is fake, you have just said that someone should die. Just because you have perfected the art of hiding behind the mask of being the victim, you have really slipped up here. You have made it painfully obvious considering that less than 24 hours ago I admitted that I am not on your side in this.

And now you dare to attack me. The person who has supposedly “saved your life”. I have the messages to prove that I did my due diligence because I didn’t want you to die.

Now, I really do not give fuck. You have hurt my friend Chuch. You have hurt my friend Kayla. And the moment you decided to go after Casey, I decided I am officially putting an end to this.

So let’s start from the beginning, as I know it.

I will not reveal how I have these screenshots for fear of you doing more stupid shit and attack more people.

You have shown aggression, without provocation.

You have dismissed someone’s trauma and brought up something that obviously hurts them.

And then that last message that says “youre being a fucking asshole”. I have seen the entire conversation. I have had my fair share of assholes. This was not the work of one. They were nothing but kind and you were just looking for a way to attack.

And then the nerve of you to say “fuck your PTSD”. And then you sent pictures of your self harm to someone. I don’t care who you are, how fucked up in the head you are. NO ONE should ever do the things you have.

And I am only just beginning.

Let’s go onto you baiting people with fake suicide attempts.

This is the first account of you “taking pills” that has been sent to me.

Now, you have also reached out to me about this same thing and I attempted to help you.

To give time stamps, we talked from until 1:23 am my time. I took time out of my night, after a hard day of work to help you. I had to be up in 5 hours. Did I give a shit? No. I decided to help you.

Tumblr apparently had a 10 image post cap so I will be reblogging this with the remainder of my message

[deadpoolmerchandise]

Wade put one foot back and rose his arms, hands in fists, ready to defend himself. Not gonna lie, some memories are best left not being experienced again. “Yeesh not even a little indigestion…” He wise cracked in a murmur and put his arms down. “ Didn’t even know your symbiotic FernGully villain ripoff here cOuLd ShiT…. You’re just full of mental images I doN’T want... this must be what purgatory is like.. AND I’ll have you know that I am spanking many a rear end in my private messages. @ohfckitscable @emmagical-bennett and one day @leftsomescratches Just to name a few.”

“Oi, geezer!” A British (or was it Scottish?) voice rang out from a couple feet away. Wade Willows stood there looking smug, in a much better mood after his previous victory over the other Deadpool. “Did ya come up with any new jokes yet?”

-@gothpool

"I'm out here expanding my comedic horizons, is that a new pant size? Guess we are expanding together. I told you I'd go straight to your hips." Are lessons ever really learned?

[merc-with-the-m0uth]

Oh cableee~ @ohfckitscable

No reason

Well-

The O5 minus Jean

The Professor

My Foster Father

Nathan

Alex

Magneto

And Reed Richards.

I use some of them more than others.

[merc-with-the-m0uth]

:D!

@ohfckitscable

@scottsummers-xmen *sends message with attatchment*