#oh you'd bettee not walk therw I spilled nails there! (the nails are chocolate)
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Complete House MD episode tonight. btw. if you even care
#technically a Shameless crossover bc the patient was uhhh whatshername#but yeah. girl came in for pregnancy care. turned out she was an alcoholic and trying to terminate through herbal abortifacients#(that's what I get for thinking about Rapunzel late at night)#simple enough except of course House had to trick her into confessing this and going into treatment so she could recover from the depression#by secretly doing a breathalyzer test (mate idk) and goading her through the hospital like it was an inescapable maze and making her drive#'well i don't have a license' even though she was very much under the influence#and of course AFTERWARDS the family was happy and she was doing better but she did request to never see house again#and her father was trying to fight him for putting her through all this and house was setting up elaborate cartoon traps to keep him out#oh you'd bettee not walk therw I spilled nails there! (the nails are chocolate)#oh clearly he's gone I can close the pit trap I built (actually makes it open the other way so father will feel safe and fall in)#also she did not have to keep the baby. Yippie#chaos dreams
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