#oh yeah this one was created from nonconsensually cloned genetic material chimerized into an uninformed participant with a psychological

[zorilleerrant]

Ugh, people really need to read more comics to understand what - no, not that one. Not that one either. The first half of that one, but you should read fixit fics instead of the second half, and that one only picks up two thirds through. Only the cartoon version of that character is any good, and that other is better from the live action movie. No, not that movie, this other one. The really obscure version of this character from one really old show nobody watched is the best one, but this other really old show is amazing for these characters even though it’s nothing like the other versions of them. This version of this character is absolutely terrible and let’s never talk about them ever again. All the other costumes are bad but this one. We’re only using this version of the superhero name, and only this version of the secret identity. This is completely fabricated fanon but it’s good. This is only true in one version of canon, but it’s also good. This retcon is the best and you have to keep it, but for this other thing only use the original version and nothing else ever. This character isn’t actually from this storyline but we’re putting them there anyway. Ignore this part, everyone does. Oh, yeah, that writer is really really bad I don’t know why they keep letting him write movies and episodes. Oh, yeah, that writer is also really bad just don’t read his comics. Yeah, I don’t know what happened to that artist, he used to be good but he’s bad now? No, that other one could never draw you should just ignore his art. No, no, people definitely agree that part was bigoted, we have an alternate explanation for it. Yeah the narrative there doesn’t make much sense, you do have to come up with your own reasoning for it. Yeah, there are basically two conflicting premises and you have to choose one. Yeah it makes interpretations of the character opposite. Yeah you just have to fight about it. Oh, no, that one we all just pretend never happened, no one accepts that interpretation of the character. Yeah the boob physics is weird. Oh, it’s hard to tell, but usually it’s a dog or a cat, something mammalian anyway. There are a bunch of disagreements about that panel, but there are two or three popular ones. Oh, you should never say that it attracts the crazies on both sides. Right, you have to just mash the timelines together in your head because they don’t actually make sense. Yeah this was never a canon couple but it’s very popular. This was a canon couple but everyone pretends it wasn’t. Nobody’s actually sure whether that one was canon, but if it was it isn’t anymore. Oh, yeah, that character just has different ages/races/parentage/culture/religion/powers sometimes. Oh, no, they all have different backstories sometimes. This one might not exist anymore. What do you mean this is confusing you