#oh wtf nvm

[itsmebeff]

reunion. . .?

[hauntingblue]

chopper has become catholic

[tamelee]

[link]

I’m pretty sure this is the appropriate amount of rage that occurs after visiting most Naruto-related subreddits (or otherwise) which is why I avoid them. Usually I’d read through it for you but I’m not in the right headspace now so I’ll just address what you’ve sent if that’s okay?

I’ve always found the notion of “if one of them was a girl…�� pretty interesting and well, pointless. I mean… the Naruto-fandom in its entirety suffers from people arguing with- and for double standards. No amount of logic, critical thinking or analyses of the narrative makes sense to someone that is reluctant to accept anything other than what they believe is the norm. Not even the story itself. Especially because it isn’t marketed as something that actively represents something other than the readers would expect. That’s why I don’t think having Naruto and Sasuke intentionally kiss in the story would do much to change these deep-rooted core-beliefs. All it will do is force these people to reason with themselves in a way they can rationalize it (one of those: “Men calling women porn addicted has GOT to be the funniest thing I've seen all day.”) and I’m pretty sure romance still wouldn’t be considered— “unless one of them was a girl”. 

And well, I have many thoughts on that which I’ll spare you, but regardless… stereotypes, heteronormativity, media representation, implicit biases, culture and societal norms also play a role in people’s thinking which makes it all the more complicated, doesn’t it? Sasuke would’ve easily been accepted as the love-interest otherwise— as quickly as in Chapter 3. 

I’ve read a lot of contemporary YA lately because I have a very unserious personal vendetta against the book-whoever girlies that confidently try to explain literature while praising the most god-awful books in existence, but if one thing is certain… it’s that a lot of those romantic stories apply the very same tropes as the ones you can find between Naruto and Sasuke. Many of them are used to support a romantic relationship (as does everything else), yet… the possibility for romance is already an assumption anyway. 

“It got me so pissed I swear I hate dudebros and straight female fans 😡” 

Eh. I would be a bit more specific here. I don’t agree with this generalization. I get what you mean and I understand your frustration because many are homophobic for sure and aren’t afraid to get loud about it unfortunately. I mean… I make SNS art and am not too quiet about it either… so I receive a lot of this bullshit through asks, DM’s, tags or comments… though despite not being a fan or willing to accept the bond as romantic, there are many, MANY who appreciate the bond between Naruto and Sasuke regardless and I personally think that deserves some credit for what it’s worth regardless of who they are. (Yes, even dudebro's because I know some personally who are like that.) But anyway, nothing serious, just wanted to quickly note that. 

… what do Geto and Gojo got to do with it? Don’t tell me it’s the whole dialogue thing ><

[alchemypanda]

Leverage Redemption 2x01 The Debutant Job || Eliot drops the bag Parker

[daydream-the-demon]

I'm the [tumblr] person who overuses comments in tags.

[tumblr] autosaved my tags even though I used them once.

Look in the tags and have a laugh.

(Possible tag game?) @author-of-the-year @jenumarts @thonethatflies620 @iamunabletothinkofablogname @ all my mutuals

[madame-mongoose]

Margot and Zekira

[jefferythejelly]

bunny karl real

[dwtdog]

was on twt for some stuff and saw u and went "?!?!(? CADENCE FROM TUMBLR WHATRE YOU DOING ON TWT" i forgor ur a twt migrant

ADHAISLDJK i'm just glad u associate me more with tumblr than twitter at least 😭

[nicklukenelson]

Trying (and failing) to get through season 3, and it is taking So much strength

[butmakeitgayblog]

On the subject of birthmarks I have one from my right hand all the way to my inner right bicep (barely a bicep I’ll add.) literally like a tattoo. Hated it as a kid but then embraced it.

Yeah I still hate mine 🥴 don't get me wrong, the best thing to do IS to embrace it and I'm genuinely glad you have because honestly that yours sounds cool af. And I've seen people with really unique and interesting birthmarks and always just thought ooo neat 😀. But for myself? I hate this shit because it's not like just one solid birthmark per se, it's more like someone flapped a paintbrush loaded with freckle juice across the side of my ribs/waist in a high velocity cluster 😒 shit doesn't look cool at all *flips table*

[sooouth]

i have had my hands on charcoal for twenty minutes. anyways.

[justinefrischmanngf]

i just think it’s really cool of me to be so mentally stable that the thought of interacting with my flatmate in our kitchen makes me feel so scared that i’m just not going to go into our kitchen

[hauntingblue]

LUFFY!!!!!!!!! I HAVE BEEN CONVERTED!!!! LUFFY BELIEVER FULL TIME!!!!! LET US WORSHIP THE SUN!!!!

[whatyoutaughtwasfear]

[hollering] I don't think cucurucho is part of the federation

[jerma-phobe985]

why are there so many women bots following me if I wanted to have women bots follow me I would go to the future (where I am oh so charming and all the women bots love me and follow me everywhere and I’m like nooo stop you guys are so embarrassing and then the robot revolution happens and they kill me)

[okcoolthanks]

Ooits in space