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Hetalia: The Beautiful World Episode #25: I Was Overwhelmed By Heroines Transcript

This episode has Nyotalia, the gender-bent versions of the nations.

Female America: Hey! Um, hellllooooo! Wake up or else, Estonia!

(Estonia: Huah, heh! Huah, heh!)

Estonia: Eughe?

Female America: What the crap do you think you’re doing?

(Estonia: Huh?)

Female America: I was totally talking and then you just fell asleep, you douche!

Estonia’s thoughts: When I woke up, everyone but me had become…

{Caption: Whaaaaaaaaat?}

Estonia: WWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAATTTT?!

{Caption: I was…}

{Caption: I was surrounded by so many heroines that…}

{Caption: Girl Italy}

Female Italy: Who’s prettier: me or ‘Mana?

{Caption: Girl Germany}

Female Germany: I am completely surrounded by high-maintenance people!

{Caption: Girl Japan}

Female Japan: Oh…how regrettable.

{Caption: Girl America}

Female America: I’M THE HEROINE! Don’t do drugs, kids.

{Caption: Girl Britain}

Female Britain: It’s not that I’m isolated; I just choose to be alone, that’s all.

{Caption: Girl France}

Female France: What is the purpose of living if you don’t have style?

{Caption: Girl China}

Female China: If Kongming said it, it must be true!

{Caption: Girl Russia}

Female Russia: No such service exists in Russia.

{Caption: Girl Latvia}

Female Latvia: I’m nervous; I’m trembling!

{Caption: Girl Canada}

Female Canada: The capital city of Canada is Ottawa, eh?

Female Prussia: Hey, brohas, I am still awesome, but also I am hot!

{Caption: I’m surrounded by so many heroines that…}

Estonia: Uheh, gheh, hehe, uah…America! Is that you?

Female Britain: Stop it, America. You cannot solve all of your problems by hitting them.

Estonia: Britain too? Oh, wow.

Female Britain: Estonia, this is your fault for falling asleep.

Fairy: Teeheeheeheehee!

Female Japan: Maybe don’t use the bat and try settling things peacefully? I am very certain Estonia meant no insult to you.

Estonia’s thoughts: This girl is Japan? And that must be Latvia! What the heck is going? Everyone except me turned into girls like ones in those dating sims! Ehehe…

(Female America: Hahahahahaha!)

Female Italy: So you fell asleep. But what can you do, right? It’s only human.

Estonia: Eh?

Female Italy: Hmhm!

Estonia: AAH! ITALY?!

Female Italy: Once we’re done with this meeting, I think we should eat something and take a nice long nap.

Estonia: Why strong?

Female Italy: Hey, why do you have to cause all this drama anyway, huh? You should try to be much more nicer.

Estonia: Don’t telling me!

Female Russia: What, do you mean me?

Estonia: No way! It’s an estrogen Russia!

Female Russia: All I did was brush a little honey on Estonia and abandon him outside.

Estonia: Classic. Euh…

Female China: Estonia!

{Caption: China}

Female China: I got real good magazine at my place! You buy from me! Then you be so happy, and I can be so happy too.

Estonia: Why is this happening?

(Female China: Hahahaha!)

God: Perhaps I can shed some light on the situation.

(Estonia: Eh! Huah…eah! Eah!)

Estonia: That’s a pretty suspicious looking God! I bet Miss Hungary’s instigating some of this too!

(Female countries: Ehuahuahuahuah!)

God: You seem less fortunate, so I went ahead and took care of one of your wishes.

(Female countries: Ehuahuahuahuah!)

God: Look around; it’s your fantasy come true.

Estonia: What are you talking about?! This isn’t my fantasy!

God: Enjoy! It’s your turn to be happy! I did this for you.

(Female countries: Hahahahaha!)

Estonia: AAAHH!

God: Your life is now exhilarating! You are surrounded by the ladies!

Female countries: Estonia!

Estonia: AAAAHHH! I don’t want to be exhilarated like this! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! Eh… Ehohuh? What the?

Lithuania: Estonia?

Latvia: You are looking like you had bad dream or something, yes?

Estonia: Oh good, it was nightmare.

(Russia: Hmm…)

Russia: What kind of nightmare?

Estonia: Well, it, uh, everyone…

(Russia: Hm…)

Estonia: …that is, everyone except me, had turned into a girl.

Russia: I like that story.

Lithuania, Latvia: Huahuahuahuah…

(Russia: Hehehehehe!)

Italy [talking to the audience]: Cool dream!