#oh wait maybe thats why eggman is shooting at her lmao
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playing sonic dash with certain characters is so messed up sometimes
LIKE WHAT THE HELL DUDE!!! THATS YOUR KID!!!! STOP SHOOTING MISSILES AT HER!!
#playing as metal is so fucking funny to me though#she messages sage like. sister help me. theyre making me run in these endless stages and collect “cards” of my#loathsome copy and his friends. and i keep doing tricks in the air. sister help#sage: yeah i was wondering why you were destroying so many badniks#metal: no that is intentional. i am engaging in “teenage rebellion” sister#sage: okay. but you do know that we'll probably have to help fix them later anyways...#metal: ....no matter. this is all according to plan#oh wait maybe thats why eggman is shooting at her lmao#eggman: METAL!! METAL STOP DESTROYING MY BADNIKS!#metal: no father! i am engaging in teenage rebellion!#eggman: but why??? If you dont stop im going to have to shoot these missiles at you so i can take you to be repaired!!!#metal: no father i wont let you! you refused to install the skirt from my neo form into my regular model!#eggman: But metal you could trip!!! it could get caught on something when you try to boost off of the ground and you could crash!!!!!#metal: THAT DOES NOT MATTER TO ME FATHER. I WANT THE PRETTY SKIRT#these are all canon interactions. trust#cherry chortles#if you couldnt tell ive become very metal pilled. in the way of that i love metal alot; not that im taking like. iron supplements.#AND BY “LOVING METAL ALOT” I MEAN. THE CHARACTER METAL SONIC. NOT THAT I LOVE LIKE. IRON AND TIN AND STUFF#i love you metal sonic forever <3 shes like a daughter to me#oh yeah if you couldnt tell i hc her as transfem. thank you tumblr user fernsnailz for introducing this beautiful concept
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