#oh to be traumatized in the movies with the whole friendgroup

[callieisonline]

Matpat, please bless my friends your undying curiosity on FNAF so that we may bond over shared trauma on the lore hole I cannot get myself out of. In the name of Eggs Benedict and all the sussies in the franchise, I plead and pray.

safe to say i enjoyed the film

[queenofbaws]

If this is waaaay too late forgive me and you can do it some other time or delete it lol, I’m camping :,)

after going through something so traumatic I called search and rescue 💀 (everyone is A okay) I think I’m in the mood for any CREEPs crumbs you could give me 👀

Sam knew it was gonna be something when Ashley's eyes caught on Chris's laptop like that - she just didn't know what that 'something' was going to be.

"Chris," she groaned, pronouncing it 'Cress,' the way she always did when she was frustrated, "the whole reason we came to the library in the first place was to do research for our next episode, and that's not research, oh my God!"

"Of course it is!" he said in his own defense, sweeping an arm out across their usual table. "This Buzzfeed quiz is unbelievably important, Ash - important for the podcast, obvs - Josh and I have been agonizing over these answers all night, you don't even know."

"Yeah, honestly I don't know how we've made it this far as a friendgroup, much less a business venture, without sitting down and deciding who fits what role in a horror movie, so we've taken it upon ourselves to invest the time necessary into figuring that out: Sam is the final girl, clearly, you're the nerdy bookworm who almost makes it to the end but not quite, Cochise is the dorky sidekick who gets to kiss a girl once before getting his face peeled off, and I'm the wolf in sheep's clothing;" Josh sat back with a self-satisfied smirk, but then his eye caught something and he gestured widely with his arm again, adding, "Oh, and Edgar's the creepy old guy who keeps warning everyone about the very real danger they're about to ignore."

"One day you'll listen to me rattling my chains and moaning," Edgar sighed from his desk across the way, shaking his head with an air so morose Sam had no choice but to laugh, "I don't know what else I need to do to get through to you meddling kids, truly."

six sentence sat(or)sunday!!!