#oh to be a rat sharing a donut with my lover

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ME AND WHO

[slasherkisss]

i love ur writing it's so much it's so cool ur able to share ur hobby with all of us and also just think up headcanons for so many different characters! im happy ur back but also that u were able to take a break for urself!! also just saw u have pets i'd love to see pics of them if u dont mind sharing

anon YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE ME CRY I FEEL SO APPRECIATED???

and also I would love NOTHING MORE THAN TO TALK ABOUT MY PETS

I’m putting them under the read more though bc uh I have a lot  LOL

OKAY HERE WE GO WE GOT MY DOGS, CATS AND RATS BABY

This is Joaquin! He’s my baby boy and the youngest of our dogs. He’s an anxious guy but he loves to rest his head on things like a pillow and give kisses! He’s loud but he’s doing his best in the world.

This is Cairo! She’s a lil pitty mix and she loves to sunbathe and cuddle! She’ll crawl on top of you and snuggle so hard if you let her, she’s a delight ;w;

This is Pyrrha! She’s a standard poodle but oh my god she’s so dumb. She’s so dumb. I love her though she loves to play ball and will put her FULL WEIGHT ON TOP OF YOU AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT. She needs to lose weight bc her favorite thing is EATING. 

This is Lemon! She’s got a lot of issues but she’s such a lover. She’s blind because she has microopthomia, so sometimes she bonks into things, but god she’s cute and we love her. She has cerebral hypoplasia also and her back legs wiggle so much

This is Roca! She’s our only functioning cat. She’s a havana brown and loves to demand food and pets at any given moment. She has once eaten a hole through an entire bag of bread and feasted like never before

This is Duncan Donuts! He has a sever case of Cerebral Hypoplasia and is incontinent, so he wears diapers around the house. He loves to sunbathe, sleep, and receive many pets 

And these are my rats! It’s the only pic i could get of them lmao, but their names are Ophiuchus, Aquilla, and Cygnus! They love food and to be pet, they’re kinda rowdy boys but by god are they cuddly. Mini dogs. 

[dangoghz]

chlorine kisses

word count: 1k

summary: basically uh dnp are in the maldives, and their wedding is tomorrow, so they share a few kisses by the poolside. very fluffy a lil nostalgic. also quite cheesy

a/n: a short fluffy thing !!! that i wrote !!! for real !!! no baguettes !!! based off my holiday wedding trip theoru !! enjoy !!! under the cut !!!!

Dan opened his eyes to a bright blue sky swathed with white clouds, light flickering through their linings. He momentarily forgot where he was, only knew that it was a paradise. The sky calmed him. His back ached. He could see the tops of palm trees as he stared up. A splash from nearby returned him to the earth.

“Babe! Are you awake?” called a low, lovely voice.

“Phil, your splashing woke me up!” Dan tried to sound irritated but he was smiling as he sat up on the pool seat to face his boyfriend. “How long have you just been floating on that donut in there?”

“I don’t know! I think I was starting to fall asleep too, and then I fell off.” Ah. “Come in here!”

Dan whined. “Absolutely not, I feel so nice and dry!”

Phil rolled his eyes and pulled his tall figure out of the pool. As he stood up, Dan could see the droplets of water drip off his shoulders, one by one rolling smoothly to his pale elbows. Phil’s hair was swooped back dashingly into a soaked quiff. His blue eyes were stronger with the matching hues of the Maldive sky. A single droplet of water gathered on the tip of Phil’s nose like a lantern dangling on a moonlit porch. He smiled, and Dan started smiling too, for whatever reason, until Phil snorted. “Why are you staring at me like that?”

“Uh-“ Dan didn’t know really. He was probably still drowsy from his nap. That is, until, this happened.

“Oh, come on, rat!” Phil grabbed Dan’s wrist and pulled him off of the lounge seat, Dan’s towel flying through the air from his hands, and ran to the pool edge, flinging himself and Dan into the pool simultaneously. He was whisked under the surface and opened his eyes to see Phil right in front of him. The chemicals teased his corneas, the water tickled his cheeks, but he kept staring at Phil’s moonshaped, captivating eyes. His black hair floated around his head like a halo of the night sky. The eyes drew closer, the eyes grew bluer. Phil’s nose touched Dan’s, and Dan felt the bubbles in his chest grow, and pop, grow, and pop, and grow, and grow, until they surrounded his heart. He felt safe.

All at once Dan felt a sensation spread from his lips to his wrists to his ankles. Phil’s lips brushed softly against his own, patiently, as if the water could not suffocate them. Dan cupped Phil’s cheek before they had to go back up to the surface. Waves of nervosity drifted on his lips. After eight years, eight years of makeouts and sex and god knows what else, a single pucker could still send him into the sky.

Dan felt the cold water remain on his head as he bobbed onto the surface of their private pool. Phil glanced at him with a smirk. “You’re so easily amused,” he teased.

“Shut up!” Dan splashed him, and proceeded to wade to the edge of the pool, the lip tingles still prevailing. “Oh, fine, come here.”

“Whatever you want, lover boy!” Phil did one of his precious tongue laughs as he splashed his way over. He pressed his palms against the pool’s cement rim, looking at Dan, who was leaning between the aforementioned palms, with raised eyebrows.

Dan’s curls bounced gently with the tropical air. “I hate you,” he muttered as he wrapped his hands around his boyfriend’s neck and leaned up to join their mouths again. Phil tasted like pool water and mojito and also like the best taste ever. His soft lips soothed Dan, and he was reminded of that first kiss on the Manchester eye, overlooking the city that would spur them into a happy, wonderful life filled with cereal and neck kisses and morning anime. He was reminded of when they had taken a walk through a cherry-blossom-filled park in Japan, at dusk, with the birds singing. He was reminded of laughing and cuddling and talking about sweet nothings and everythings for hours after their last stage show. He was reminded of when they had done some stuff at Phil’s parent’s house and accidentally made a mess in the master bedroom. He was reminded of love— and how, tomorrow, they were getting married. But that’s to think about later.

For now, Dan let himself climb up onto the edge of the pool and fall back onto the concrete, which was conveniently covered with the towel he had dropped. Phil let Dan;s lips go, letting out a gasp, and climbed over Dan, panting from the tenderness. He dropped his elbows down on the concrete, letting it dig into his skin. Dan worried that would give him scratches later. Oh well.

They kissed again, lying on the pavement with their feet in the water, breathing together. Phil’s tongue goaded Dan’s dimples, causing him to shiver like he was eighteen again. He could feel his fiancee’s hot breath like ghost butterflies on his cheek. Phil moved down and pressed kisses soothingly on Dan’s adam’s apple, each a fond gift. He traced the little crevice at the bottom of Dan’s neck with a cold swipe of his tongue. “What flowers did we order for tomorrow again?” Dan whispered.

“Sunflowers,” Phil moaned quietly.

“I hate sunflowers!”

“You are a sunflower. A beautiful. Big. Sunflower,” Phil said in between brisk neck kisses.

“Stop being so cheesy.” Dan tried to feel annoyed but honestly, he didn’t care.

“It’s supposed to be cheesy!” Phil mocked. A chuckle formed on Dan’s lips and then he was laughing like they were in Phil’s old apartment so long ago. Phil’s head collapsed into Dan’s chest as snorts erupted from his nostrils. He felt so warm, like every good memory pressed into one. Dan kindled Phil’s head in his arms and took a deep breath. “I’m glad you accepted my Twitter follow request so long ago, Phil Lester,” he wisped.

“I’m glad I was lucky enough to fall in love with you, Daniel Howell.” Dan could feel Phil’s lips shifting into a grin against his chest.

“Hey.” Dan fluffed his hair, signaling him to turn over so they could see each other’s faces. He sat up so Phil was lying on his lap like a fallen angel. “I love you.” Dan leaned down and pressed a single last peck against Phil’s wondrously crooked nose.

“I love you too.”

[filosofablogger]

Good morning, friends, and welcome to the first day of a new {yawn} week.  Now, I want to start by reminding you all that today is Earth Day!  I tried … I really tried to find a way to combine Jolly Monday with an Earth Day post, but it just wasn’t working out, and finally I had to admit that it was about as much fun and as interesting as a trip to the dentist.  Part of the problem, of course, is that Jolly is in the shop for repairs and without him I’m … well … Jolly-less.  Sigh.  I may have an Earth Day post this afternoon if I can quell the mind bounce and focus later on, but for this morning, I think we shall just try to have a bit of humour with which to start our week, okay?

I did not bake this morning, so you’ll have to settle for treats from the local donut place.  Leave the one with sprinkles for Benjamin, okay?  It’s the only kind he likes. Grab a bite and let’s see what we can find to bring a smile to our faces. 

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Okay, well … um … that worked out well, didn’t it?  Tell you what … how ‘bout I dig up some jokes?

A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar and start drinking. As the night goes on, they get drunk, and the giraffe finally passes out. The man decides to go home.

As he’s leaving, the man is approached by the barkeeper who says, “Hey, you’re not gonna leave that lyin’ here, are ya?”

“Hmph,” says the man. “That’s not a lion — it’s a giraffe.”

Um … yeah … fell flat, huh?  Let me try again …

Q: What do you get when you cross a bear with a deer?

A: Beer.

Not even a chuckle, eh?  One more try … lawyer jokes are always good for a grin at least …

Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court, the trucking company’s fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe.

“Didn’t you say, at the scene of the accident, that you were fine?”

”Well, I’ll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the–”

”I didn’t ask for any details,” the lawyer interrupted. ”Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, that you were fine?”

”Well I had just got Bessie into the trailer and was driving down the road–”

”Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question.” By this time the Judge was fairly interested in Farmer Joe’s answer and told the lawyer so.

”Well,” said the farmer, “as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting real bad and didn’t want to move. However, I could hear ol’ Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the Patrolman came across the road with his gun in his hand and looked at me. He said, ‘Your mule was in such bad shape I had to shoot her. How are you feeling?'”

Ah, at least a few grins, so I think I’ll quit with the jokes while I’m ahead … kinda sorta.  Okay.  I have no choice but to revert to my old standby … cute critters.  {Oh Jolly, please get well soon … I NEED you!}

According to one site … a couple, actually … these are the ten cutest animals in the world:

Fun Fact: Hedgehogs are largely immune to snake venom.

Hedgehogs are spiny mammals that can be found in Asia, Africa and Europe. Although they look more like a rat but are undeniably cute and harmless too. Which is the reason they are increasing in popularity as an exotic pet animals. If you are looking for a cute pet which is also unique in itself, go get a hedgehog.

Fun Fact: Penny the Little Penguin was the mascot for the 2007 FINA World Swimming Championships held in Melbourne, Victoria

What could possibly be anything cuter than penguins, it’s their little version. These penguins are absolutely similar to normal penguins except for the size. Their small size make them much more cute than normal ones, so much so they can be said one of the top 10 cutest animals on earth.

Fun Facts: Northern little owls often take prey same size or larger than themselves.

Northern Pygmy Owls are small owls native to western north America. These little birds are the smallest species of owl. Adults are 15-17 cm in overall length (nearly 6 inches) and are gray, brownish-gray or rufous in color.

Fun Fact: Koalas do not drink much water as they get most of their moisture from the leaves they eat. Even the word “koala” means “no water”.

Koalas are easily recognizable animal by its stout, tailless body and large head with round, fluffy ears and large, spoon-shaped nose. The koala has a body length of 60-85 cm and weighs 4-15 kg. Koals are very cute animals, and their face has innocent kind of expression, which just enhances the adorableness.

Fun Fact: Arctic foxes can survive extreme cold, they won’t start shivering until temperature go lower than -70 degree Celsius.

Arctic foxes also known as polar foxes or snow foxes are the breed of fox adapted to live in extreme cold environment. Their round body shape is good to minimize heat escaping from the body, and it also give them a very cute fluffy look.

Fun Fact: They are Herbivorous Carnivoran, means genetically they belong to carnivore group but are more similar to Giant pandas (which are herbivorous).

Red pandas are mammals native to the eastern Himalayas and southwestern China. Even though, their name consist Panda, but genetically are not closely related to Giant Pandas.

They have reddish-brown fur, a long, shaggy tail, and a waddling gait due to its shorter front legs, and is slightly larger than a domestic cat.

They are an endangered species. Habitat loss and fragmentation, poaching, and inbreeding depression, although red pandas are protected by national laws in their range countries.

Fun Fact: Two dogs were rescued from Titanic wreckage and one of them was a Pomeranian.

Pomeranians are also known as toy dogs due to their small size and cute teddy bear like appearance. They are continuously going smaller in size. But their smaller size is rapidly increasing their popularity.

In terms of registration figures, since at least 1998, the breed has ranked among the top twenty most popular breeds in the USA, and the current fashion for small dogs has increased their popularity worldwide.

Fun Fact: Rabbits have a lot of babies. Mommas can give birth as much as nine babies each year.

Rabbits are small cute herbivorous mammals that are some of the most popular pet animals on earth. Rabbits come in many different colours and patterns, just like cats and dogs, and are family friendly. Although require some special measures around kids due to those little teeth, that can easily pierce human skin.

Fun Fact: Those oversized ears are not only excellent for listening purposes but also serve as a way to dissipate heat and keep cool in the desert environment.

Fennec Foxes are exotic animals that you can also have as pet, though they require different treatment than domestic cats and dogs. They are extremely playful and family friendly, even look more like a mix of cat and dog than a fox. Their furry body, small size and big ears make them one of the cutest animals on earth.

Fun Fact: Persian Cats‘ long hair look may look like it requires high maintenance. But in reality, they are considered to be one of the most low maintenance and friendliest cat breeds.

Even though almost all of the cat breeds are cute. Watching a playing kitten in the early morning puts a big smile on your face. If you’re are an animal lover, you most likely have a cat or dog in your home or around you right now. If you own a cat and it’s not Persian, so please don’t be upset. But we’re choosing Persian cat for this entry as they’re tiny bit more cute than other cats.  Note:  We have a part-Persian and she is the meanest darn cat I’ve ever known.  We named her Tiger Lily before we knew how ornery she was!

Friends, this isn’t much of a Jolly Monday post, and for that I apologize.  I’ve had the wind knocked out of my sails in the past week, between the Mueller report and related reactions, the Notre-Dame fire, and yesterdays horrific bombings in Sri Lanka and I just can’t find my humorous side, especially with Jolly gone.  Next week … I promise to do better.  Meanwhile, have a great week, and please, find a smile and share it with someone this week.  Love and hugs from Filosofa … and the missing Jolly!

Tryin’-To-Be-Jolly Monday Good morning, friends, and welcome to the first day of a new {yawn} week.  Now, I want to start by reminding you all that today is Earth Day!