#oh the pig that isnt the real one bc it doesnt have a cracked ass?

[dandp]

My new least favorite repeat preshow answer is them pretending Phil packed the true golden pig in his personal suitcase they're not even trying with that lie 😭

[yfmconfessions2]

everyones fav anon is back💪 THE PUFF ANON OFC. And as always, i have came to deliver some more shit about that shortie bc im fr starved for any content with him LMFAOAO

Hes really skinny. Benatar is skinnier than him but hes still stronger than Puff (skill issue tbh). But still he eats like a pig but just stays so skinny like wtf man

He has only one hoodie that he washes once a year.

If anyone compliments his smile he will MELT inside but he will just say "Yeah whatever" and change the topic.

Hes a cat person. Like his grandma brought a cat once from the streets and he was like "Man, thats dumb asf." And the next day he was petting the cat like his life depended on it BUTTT the cat didnt like him and scratched him so hard he stayed away from him for weeks. But Puff still tries to pet him.

He had ALOT of voice cracks when he was a teenager. Like he tried to record a song once because he was just bored and got some good lyrics, and when he started singing his voice cracked 12 times during the start. He literally went apeshit because of that.

Also back to the skinny thing, when he stretches you can see his ribs. But does he care? Nope.

Hes the closest with Dee Jay out of everyone in the band, and they actually hang out alone kinda often. Like they go to bars and shit and Dee Jay has to carry drunk ass Puff all the way back to the tour bus.

In middle school Axel got a piercing and Puff was like: "Wow cool." So he asked Axel to give him a piercing..He had an ear infection for a month and since then he hates needles.

Puff cant swim, but he can run the fastest out of all of the guys (Benatar is a close second one when it comes to running)

Talking about swimming, There was probably a school trip to the pool and stuff and he almost drowned multiple times. Oh and also almost fell out of the *highest* slide because he wanted to impress Tig.

Loves using others people words against them but if anyone gives him a taste of his own medicine, he will be PISSED.

Can hide his stress really well. Like for example preforming on stage. Hes nervous inside, but it isnt visible at all. And he wouldnt admit it anyway.

Hes the only one that can make fun of his band mates. If anyone else does it he will get so mad.

Also, hes the only one who can in general make fun of people. If someone even dares to do the same to him, he will get REAL offended and just not speak to that person for a while.

He cant keep his clothes clean for a minute. Like hes eating anything with sauce or stuff? Its all over his pants and hoodie. But again, he doesnt give a shit.

When it comes to relationships, he can actually be romantic and all lovely dovely, but only when hes alone with that person. When hes out with them he acts like a dick.

AAAAND THATS ALL I GOT

YAAAAAYYYY THE PUFF ANON HAS RETURNED 🥳🥳🥳😄😄😄😄 *crowd cheering sound*

OKOKOKOK SO. FIRST ONE. THIRD ONE. FOURTH ONE. SIXTH ONE. ELEVENTH ONE. THIRTEENTH ONE. SO ME.

AND YEAAAA HES ALWAYS LIKE "HEY. NO ONE SHITS ON MY FRIENDS BUT ME!"