#oh the days when i could marinade my body in alcohol for a week and not take permanent damage. i'd have to ration the hangovers now

[bizarrelittlemew]

i will not be going to music festivals this year (phd hell) but i dearly miss it, so i'm funneling my love for them into this smutty two-parter instead 😌

2/2 chapters, ~12.9k words, explicit - COMPLETE 💗

Ed winked at him just as they came up to the stand where a young woman was already rattling off a rehearsed speech. “Hi, how are you? We have no limits but we do have limited stock, so take as many as you need, but not more than you need!” Stede picked one up—all the wrappers were brightly colored with patterns and penis-related puns on them—and held it up to Ed. “Wanna share?” *** Ed, a music festival veteran, helps music festival newbie Stede feel very welcome on his first day after meeting him in line for free condoms.

read: chapter 1 | chapter 2 🤸

thanks to @blakbonnet for the beta and @dickfuckk for being a master pros-and-cons list artist 😎