#oh shit i forgot to transcribe this but i'll do that tomorrow!!

[softpine]

COCO ARIAS (nicolexxx099) accepted your follow request. Now you can see their photos and videos.

[transcript]

fun facts:

AVA (Adult Video Awards) is a spoof of the real life AVN (Adult Video News Awards). Best Blowbang Scene is a real category. The other award Coco won was in the following year, for Best Actress (which is not as coveted as Best Female Performer, but still an honor). She was nominated for at least 10 more.

Bounce FM is a fictional radio station in GTA San Andreas.

Bronzers is a spoof of Brazzers.

"amid energies of the cosmos, you gave as good as you got" is a partial quote from Eulogy from a Physicist – Aaron Freeman.

Credit for Coco's profile picture goes to clownne! I commissioned this artwork a while ago 💖

All other account names and references are entirely accidental! (Don't sue me.)

michelle.lovely (Shelly) is Coco's best friend and roommate. She was sitting next to Coco at the house party Casper attended. On the far left is rod_the_stallion (his real name is Anthony).

I'm not even going to begin to explain who real.g (G) is yet. But that's his irrelevant little brother (Jesus) on the couch between Shelly and Anthony. (I promise you don't have to remember any of these people, it's just fun to show off the side of Coco's life we don't get to see from Casper's perspective!)

Speaking of Casper, he's the one whose follow request was accepted by Coco's personal account. She only has 53 people following her, so, you know, it says something about how trustworthy she actually finds him to be, despite how much she keeps trash talking him every time they run into each other :P

I feel like I shouldn't spell anything else out or I'll ruin it, but feel free to ask any questions if you want to know more 💖