#oh right some people here know my name. ur welcome to email me lol

[idontliketomatoesleavemealone]

wait do people really have joke emails

[the-undertale-mouse]

Undernet

An Undertale Fanfiction in which a kid camping near Mt Ebott hack’s into the monster’s wifi.

   Honestly, I don't mind camping. The outdoors are beautiful. The fresh air is nice. Campfires and s'mores and sing-a-longs are all fun and good. Even sleeping on the ground isn't that bad. But would it kill them to give this place some free Wifi?! I’m out enjoying quality time with my family, and that's good. I like that. But what's so wrong with wanting to share that with my friends on social media? If friends isolating you from your family bad, isn't your family isolating you from your friends just as bad? I know they mean well, but I’m just saying there needs to be a better balance.

   Oh! Connection available?! I guess some people have their priorities in order. Undernet? Interesting name. Of course, it is password protected. That's only fair. But I wonder...do I dare?P-A-S-S-W-O-R-D? Nope. Oh well...wait...I had caps lock on...p-a-s-s-w-o-r-d...I’m in! I can't believe it worked! Wait till I tell my BFF! Huh? The app’s not working. Lame. Let me check google just in case it's the app, not the internet. “Sorry, I don't know what you mean by ‘google’ did you mean ‘Boogle” you're kidding me, right? F-a-c-e-b-o-o-k? Top result… ‘fangbook’? The next result is a popular book about the many faces of ...monsters?

    What is this? Halloween isn't for almost 2 months. This is overboard. Where are the real sites? Alright, I’ll make a new account on one of these sites then. I should make a name that fits this weird monster theme to fit in. Huh...I don't need an email? They just trust me like that? I guess that works for me since I'm not sure if I can get to my email to confirm right now. Here goes nothing.

FangtasticMon101 wants to join the chat

FangtasticMon101  added to chat

FangtasticMon101: hey guys, I’m new here. What's up?

ajealoustroll: hi new here, i’m a jealous troll ;)

MewMewLizzyQT: don’t listen to him, he does this to evry1. I’d block him, but he keeps hacking in, so we just put up with it. anyways welcome to the chat! =^.^= you can call me Lizzy for short.

FangtasticMon101: thnx for the warm welcome Lizzy.(and jealous troll i guess) I just rlly needed to chat online and get away from it all.

MewMewLizzyQT: I know what u mean. It's nice 2 come here and just 4get everything.

Coolskeleton95: IS THAT A NEW FRIEND I SPY WITH MY VIRTUAL EYE? I, THE GREAT COOLSKELETON95, SEND YOU A VIRTUAL FRIEND HUG (ONLY IF YOU WANT IT)

FangtasticMon101: sure. I could use a hug rn. But, uh Coolskeleton, I think your caps lock is on.

Coolskeleton95: YES IT IS, THANK YOU FOR NOTICING! I WANT 2 MAKE SURE U CAN SEE EVERY 1 OF MY GREAT WORDS SO U CAN REMBER THEM AND QUOTE ME WITH EASE WHEN I BECOME FAMOUS!

MewMewLizzyQT: ^.^” don't worry Fangtastic, he’s just confident like that. He’s a good guy, I promise.

FangtasticMon101: Lol I believe u. I just wish I had that level of confidence myself.

Coolskeleton95: DOTH MINE VIRTUAL EARHOLES DECEIVE ME? DID MY NEW CHAT FRIEND JUST WISH FOR MORE SELF CONFIDENCE? WELL VIRTUALLY LOOK NO FURTHER! FOR I, THE GREAT COOLSKELETON95 WILL BE YOUR CONFIDENCE MENTOR!

FangtasticMon101: Thnx Coolskeleton. I think just being in ur presence is enough for your confidence to rub off on me, so don't worry about trying too hard.

Coolskeleton95: TRUE. I SUPPOSE MY PRESENCE ALONE IS ENOUGH TO HELP ANYONE IN NEED OF CONFIDENCE. STILL, IF YOU EVER WANT MORE, I AM ALWAYS READY TO TRY HARD FOR MY FRIENDS.

ajealoustroll: tht's not tru

Coolskeleton95: YOU AGAIN! HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY HONESTY?!

ajealoustroll: u try hard 4 evry1, not just ur friends.

Coolskeleton95: NYEH! HOW DID YOU KNOW?! >=0

ajealoustroll: I know a skeleton about you Coolskeleton95 ;) but a good jealous troll never reveals their secrets!

*MewMewLizzyQT PM*

Fangtasticmon101: hey Lizzy? Should we stop him? Is jealous troll being a creep or does Coolskeleton know him irl?

MewMewLizzyQ: jealous troll is Coolskeleton's brother. He likes to mess with him, but if you notice, it's always in a weirdly positive way. Or just harmless puns. I don't think Coolskeleton has caught on yet, but I’d just leave them to it.

FangtasticMon101: k thnx. They had me worried 4 a sec, Lol.

MewMewLizzyQT: np. =^.^= I am ur humble guide in this crazy chat. In general: just roll with it

*General Chat*

Coolskeleton95: FOR THE LAST TIME, JUNIOR JUMBLE IS HARDER THAN CROSSWORD PUZZLES.

ajealoustroll: im telln ya, its 4 bb bones. but lets get an outside opinion, lizzy already opted 2 stay out of these debates, so its up 2 u fangtastic. which is harder: crossword or junior jumble?

Coolskeleton95: AN EXCELLENT IDEA FOR ONCE, JEALOUS TROLL! FangtasticMon101, PLEASE SOLVE THIS DISPUTE!

FangtasticMon101 is typing...

Napstablook22 wants to join

-Request Deleted-

FangtasticMon101: wut was that about?

MewMewLizzyQT: *sigh* don't worry about it, Fangtastic. Napsta tries to join a lot and always backs down before I can let them in. I don't think they are very confident with themselves. v.v”

Coolskeleton95: IF ONLY THEY STAYED LONGER, THEN MY CONFIDENCE COULD RUB OFF ON THEM TOO.

ajealoustroll: i think ur 4getting something

Coolskeleton95: NYEH! THE DISPUTE! OAO” FANGTASTICMON101, IF YOU PLEASE

ajealoustroll: if u pls wut?

Coolskeleton95: IF YOU PLEASE AND THANK YOU, SOLVE THIS DISPUTE!

FangtasticMon101 is typing...

Coolskeleton95: NYEH! HE GOT ME AGAIN! I ONLY MEAN ‘PLEASE SOLVE THIS DISPUTE’ THE THANK YOU WILL COME LATER.

FangtasticMon101 is typing...

-FangtasticMon101 got disconnected-

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“Connection failed, try again later” OK? That's normal out here I guess, but why the heck is it in wing dings? Awe man, I really wanted to solve their dispute. I guess someone else will have to.

“C’mon Frisk kiddo, we didn’t come here to lay around in our tents, we came to have fun!”

“Comming, dad!” He really does mean well. Family comes first. I’ll try talking to those guys again later.

[cheeeld-blog]

Draft | v random • prolly gonna be a separate story • idk

Hana Sani: You are serious the most chilled person I’ve ever known Me: Chilled? Sani: Wait. No. There’s a word for this… Laidback? Sani: Laidback. Yessss. Sani: Lol I’m sorry. #TheNegativeSideEffectsOfBeingMultilingual Me:: U and Ur hashtags srly -.- Sani:: What happened to you? You don’t usually type like that O.o Me:: Lmao wanted to try that xD feels very weird. I type slower like that Sani: XD me too Me:: hey I’m at school now ttyl? Sani:: sure :) annyeong *waves* Me:: annyeong xD Sani, from what I’ve figured over the past one year of knowing her, is a Bangladeshi version of me. Except for the fact that she’s “crazy” while texting too. It feels nice talking to someone of your own kind sometimes. I’m always one of the first people to arrive at school. There’s no reason behind this other than that I just wake up very early. I’ve tried to go on morning walks a couple of times to lose some of the baby fat that’s still in me, but it’s too cold. Sometimes I’d tried to watch a movie or something like that – because I wake up at around six and school starts at 8:45 – but I got paranoid that I’d be late so I ended up going to school an hour early. Now I just like peacefulness at this hour. American high schools aren’t exactly quiet places on Earth. My locker is located pretty far away from the main entrance so I take my sweet time walking across the hallways, occasionally waving to any human I come across. I opened my locker, got the book that I was supposed to return today, and headed towards the Library. The Library was located beside the office so I decided to drop by and submit the eNewspaper reports as well. I like having an experienced adult check my work before it has to be published. Even if it is just a stupid high school newspaper. And Karen is one of those old fashion 21st Century people in their 20s who prefer printed documents instead of emails. And even the staff role their eyes at her. “Hey Mrs. Howie!” I waved to the reception lady as I entered the office. “Hello Carmen. I’m afraid Karen is a bit preoccupied at the moment.” She said, referring to my guidance counselor. “Oh, it’s cool. I’ll wait here.” I propped down on one of the oldly comfortable blue sofas and checked my phone. Our school only restricts the usage of phone in class. Unlike Sani’s school in Bangladesh, where apparently they have to hide their phones deep inside their bags or submit them in the office. That’s just sad. I had only one notification and was just a stupid Instagram one saying nemos_bro had started following me. Nemo has a brother? “So you’ve got everything down?” I looked up as I heard Karen’s voice. She was talking to an unfamiliar boy, standing halfway through the doorway to her own office. “Yeah. Thank you.” The boy replied. I liked his voice. I giggled in my mind. I’m so weird… “Alright. I’ll get someone to show you around since it’s your first day,” yeah, new kid, “why don’t you wait— Oh hey Carmen. Right! You’re just on time. Thank you!” My eyes widened. Oh no. “Uh, Karen, I was actually—“ “Aww, you’re so sweet. Thanks, dear. Lucas, this is Carmen, and she will be your guide for today. She’s very friendly and awesome and she has never had a boyfriend in her entire life.” Karen just winked at me. What the hell… Sometimes I wonder if she’s like that with all the kids. If yes, then why is she still a guidance counselor. “Karen!” I glared at her and looked at the boy, holding my hand out. “Sorry that you just had to hear that. I promise I mean no harm. Carmen.” I tried to sound as cool as possible because now I realized the reason behind Karen’s wink. I felt tingles as he shook my hand. “Lucas, but I prefer Luke.” And then he smiled. I saw Karen making little heart shapes with her hands and I just shot her a blank look. “Please ignore her. Sometimes I wonder how she qualified as a guidance counselor.” I said to Luke. “Do you mind waiting a bit. I have to give this old fashioned lady a physical copy of the eNewspaper.” He chuckled and said, “No problem.” His laugh is so cute hehe… ugh why am I like this… I pushed Karen back into her room with me and shur the door behind me. And I handed the transparent folder over to her. “Looks like you’ve found a YOLO.” She grinned as she took the folder. I felt my cheeks warm up. “Ugh. Why do you do this to me.” “Did his smile melt you?” She smirked. “Karen!” I whined like a little kid. “I’m leaving. Bye.” And with that I walked out. Luke stood up when he saw me and grabbed his backpack. “Sorry about that. You ready?” “She’s pretty cool.” He chuckled again and adjusted his backpack. “Yeah.” “Bye Mrs. Howie!” I called out as we exited the office. Luke glanced at me when a muffled reply came. “You seem to be very close with the staff.” “Yeah… I guess…” I laughed nervously. “Is Ms. Park—Karen really a guidance counselor?” “Yes. But honestly even I wonder how.” “Are you related to her?” “Haha, nope. She’s like that with everyone and she prefers being called by her first name. She’s like an older sister to the students her, really. And you know what, she never gets sarcastic replies from the kids! Like everyone just likes talking to her.” “Yeah she seemed very nice.” He smiled and glanced back. “Oh no, boy. She has a very hot and rich boyfriend who’s a doctor. I don’t think anyone can beat him.” “Uh,” I laughed. “It’s alright buddy, you’re not the first one to fall in love with her.” And patted his back. “But seriously, Ty is so hot!” “Her boyfriend?” “Yes. Oh my god. I’ll show you a picture wait.” I unlocked my phone and started to browse through my camera roll. “I’m not even gonna ask…” he trailed off in the background. “Here,” I said as I handed my phone over to him. It displayed a photo from one of their magazine shoots. “She’s a model?!” “Nah. Karen and Ty are both Korean and they came here together for college but they kinda settled down here.” “How is that relevant to this?” He pointed at the photo. “Let me finish!” I pouted. “Okay okay, go on…” “So that was just background info. Ty’s brother in Korea is a magazine photographer and since Ty and Karen and so cute together and Ty is just gorgeous,” I let out a dreamy sigh, “His brother recommended them to this modeling agency while they were in college, because Karen wanted to start earning some cash on her own and not depend on her parents for everything, but she was a freshman so she couldn’t exactly work proper jobs yet. Oh both of their parents are incredibly rich. I mean they apparently went to an IB American school in Korea which costs as much as good colleges do.” He looked at me like I had a third eye. “Hey hey, I’m not scary. I just talk a lot. You’ll get used to it. And by used to it I mean that you have officially been granted a spot on my friend list. There’s no backing out.” “You don’t even know me…” “If Karen approves then I don’t need anything else.” “Are you seriously not related to her?” “Nope. Karen is like my older sister and she is the guidance counselor which means she knows every single detail about every single student and she knows what I look for in friends. Doesn’t mean she gives me personal info tho, no matter how much I ask her.” “Okay…” “Don’t be creeped out. Welcome to Lakefront High.” “You and I are gonna get along, buddy.” Duhl