#oh right i should probably tag eddsworld

[awfuckitssunshine]

i thought they were cute so i drew them! (hope that okay)

sorry guys its selfship time

[bubblingdrfizz]

☆ INTRO !!!

hey guys i should probably use tumblr so

throws carrd at you

^^^ most information is on here... some things may be a bit outdated so just incase...

introduction time!!!!

2/14/24 Update: Small updates! Just added the read more line and a few gifs to make the post pleasant to look at (hopefully). Also just a minor addition to the pronouns part and just one random note at the end. :)

Last Updated... 8/7/24 (New Inanimate Insanity 2 Episode released!)

8/7/24 Update: Changes to my preferences (name, pronouns, etc)! I will be updating my carrd soon. :)

hi, i'm FIZZ/SOUR !!! ♡ view cardd for other names :v

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pronouns -- any + any neos/xenos

nonbinary lesbian , demiromantic ; identity

interests -- pjsk, vocaloids, object shows, tsams, eddsworld, reading, writing, music

taco fictionkin :3 ; kinning

sometimes you'll see typing quirks (like s -> z, "zuper zick!! / super sick!!"), but i highly doubt i'll use them much. if i do, i'll be sure to add translations ^_^

TONE TAGS ARE NOT NECESSARY, BUT APPRECIATED!!! :D

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BLOG STUFF!!!! :3

requests and asks will (probably) ALWAYS BE OPEN!!!

^^^ i don't mind silly talk revolving the topic, but unfortunately i will not respond to requests/asks about nsfw (like art or just extremely inappropriate stuff)... there's a line i draw!!! wow drawing lines are fun did you know that

^^^ how am i supposed to word this? uh i can... i can take funny stuff like dirty jokes or just stupid crap (broken humor amirite), as long as it's not sending media or requesting media explicitly nsfw. that makes sense, right? please tell me that makes sense graahjjhhh

i plan on being active, but with responsibilities coming back into play i cannot guarantee it! i'll try my best though, ahahah

reblogs are appreciated!!

^^^ yes yes plz do (i suppose i dont know how social media works or if im using reblogs correctly but like. yeah do it thank youuu 👍

▪︎ random notes...

* i'm new(ish) to tumblr (i've never actually looked into the app, i usually just came by every now and then to check out tags without managing my acocunt) so emm... expect to see me acknowledge random stuff here and go insane over it... LIKE COLORS!!! being able to color the text is fun i enjoy that lol

* emoticon user, because who's stopping me from doing that?

* i'm running out of cool things to say...

* SOWA CREEM!!!!!

* tumblr's kinda fun to use actually HOLD ON............

* take this app away from me im having an unnecessary amount of entertainment from writing random shizzlewizz on this singular post what??

* oh by the way i CAN'T SPELL

[elixyrsweb]

｡🍄’. WELCOME TO MY BLOG! .’🍄｡

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🌱‧₊ elix/elixyr

‒ he/they prns (+ neos)

‒ 18

‒ artist, animator, writer… kind of becoming a “jack of all trades” atp GDJSGF

‒ unlabeled queer & transmasc nb!!

‒ plural sys

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🌱‧₊ bfi + dni can be seen in my carrd, but many of the basics apply here (dont int if youre a bigot, an nsfw acc, a genuine weirdo etc)

‒ dont repost my work anywhere without my explicit permission. you are not permitted to use my work for any sort of ai

‒ dont trace my work and dont ask for free art work

‒ i dont care if you take inspo from me in any way as long as credit is given where its due

‒ if i somehow fit on ur dni list … please dont interact with me??? lmao??? cant believe i even have to say that but if im someone you Dont Like or Wont Like then please leave me alone because i probably dont want to interact with you either

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🌱‧₊ my main fandoms currently are murder drones, deltarune, friday night funkin, pinky and the brain and the walten files, but below you’ll see my full list!

‒ murder drones

‒ deltarune

‒ fnf (friday night funkin)

‒ patb (pinky and the brain)

‒ twf (the walten files)

‒ sonic prime

‒ eddsworld

‒ undertale

‒ fnaf (five nights at freddys)

‒ mlp (my little pony)

‒ animaniacs

‒ ata (amanda the adventurer)

‒ camp camp

‒ tadc (the amazing digital circus)

‒ rottmnt

‒ hh/hb (hazbin hotel/helluva boss - no, i do not support vivziepop.)

🌱‧₊ i also listen to a wide range of music, but my favorite artists right now are jtmusic, the living tombstone and cg5!

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🌱‧₊ these are tags i typically use for specific topics that i post or reblog! these probably arent all of them since i ended up deleting my initial intro and now cant retrieve my full list but this should be a good list of my common ones :] this will likely change in the future when i make more tags

‒ #wowza look at this thing | elixyrs rbs

‒ #oh yeah. its art time | elixyrs art posts

‒ #damn look at this masterpiece | elixyrs art rbs

‒ #ask me things!! | elixyr answers asks

‒ #tee hee me when the silly | elixyrs silly posts & rbs

‒ #dont mind me just rambling | elixyrs ramble posts

‒ #woah stuff about me?! no way! | elixyrs self posts & rbs

‒ #wtf is lgbtq+? yall have gay premium? | elixyrs lgbtq posts & rbs

‒ #omg me fr? me when??? | elixyrs relatable rbs

‒ #time to be serious tm | elixyrs important posts & rbs

‒ #this is so random that i dont even have a caption | elixyrs random posts & rbs

‒ #me- wait no US when the plural is pluraling | elixyrs plurality posts & rbs

‒ #my favorite silly oc series!!! | elixyrs zyksmith posts

‒ #do you think everything rots? | elixyrs ata posts & rbs

‒ #theyre air shoes | elixyrs sonic prime posts & rbs

‒ #pov the delta is certainly runing | elixyrs deltarune posts & rbs

‒ #this tag filled you with determination | elixyrs undertale posts & rbs

​‒ #YOU PARASITE *pop* | elixyrs tadc posts & rbs

‒ #beep bop bop beep boop | elixyrs fnf posts & rbs

‒ #silly gay mice | elixyrs patb posts & rbs

‒ #its time for animaniacs (and theyre zany to the max) | elixyrs animaniacs posts & rbs

‒ #whos world is it??? EDDSWORLD!! | elixyrs eddsworld posts & rbs

‒ #FELIX pick up the FUCKING PHONE | elixyrs twf posts & rbs

‒ #the ultimate pony show that ever showed | elixyrs mlp posts & rbs

‒ #was that the bite of 87??? | elixyrs fnaf posts & rbs

‒ #dont wash your hands; youre a robot idiot | elixyrs murder drones posts & rbs

‒ #harpy hare, where have you buried all your children? | elixyrs meadowlark posts & rbs

‒ #im in too many fandoms already | elixyrs other fandoms posts & rbs

[caedein]

Quick Callout @ the EW Fandom

If someone like me, who has only recently even known about a show, can see how shit the fandom is, I think there’s a problem. More extensive ranting and specific gripes under the cut. (fair warning: it’s long)

Only within the last month have I gotten in to EW. I watched what I could find of the series from start to finish and loved every minute of it. So what else to you to after ingesting all available canon content of a show? You look up the creators and backstory/history of it of course. However I was woefully unprepared for the unbelievable amount of BS this fandom has been through/done. 

Where do I even begin? 

Well let me start where I noticed the assitry start chronologically, back when Tord left in 2008. He left because the fans wouldn’t leave him alone. And then with Edd’s untimely death in 2012, the poor guy couldn’t even post a video expressing his grief over the loss of a dear friend without the fans once again harassing him to no end. He won’t even use his real name online anymore because the fanbase is unruly and relentless. (More on Tord and why his character is a touchy subject later)

Oh that’s something to touch on. People need to understand these people are not their characters. That’s probably a huge reason Tom and Paul are so fed with the fandom right now. Just because a character was based off a real life person does not mean you should or even reasonably can consider them one and the same. So please stop tagging fan art with these peoples’ full names. It’s not them and a lot of them don’t want to be associated with it. I’ve seen a lot of the same shit from things like the Supernatural fandom where the fans will ship the irl actors together. Here’s a general easy to follow rule of thumb: DON’T SHIP REAL PEOPLE. EVER. It’s obnoxious and more than a little creepy. These actors are their own people outside of whatever shows/movies they act it. Please just leave them be. But on the other side of it, you can’t disregard the feelings of the irl people these characters are based on because “they’re just characters.” I’m fairly certain the majority of the cast of EW has expressed their disapproval of the amount of explicit shipping and generally distasteful fan art. And while I am not one to discredit the value of explicit/nsfw or ship art, if the creator of something says, “Hey could you not draw these characters being nasty?” then don’t. It’s really that simple. Or if you do, don’t posting it publicly for all the see. Especially not in a fandom where I’m pretty sure a large quantity of the fanbase consists of minors. 

That’s another thing! The same shitty discourse happened in the UT fandom over nsfw artists refusing to keep their sin to the “undertail” tag, and not cluttering the main tag with porn. Undertale is a generally family friendly game with a decent plot and gameplay that got a shit rep because the fans were and still are utter shit. Is you feel that strongly about sharing your nsfw fan art of EW, even though you really shouldn’t be drawing it in the first place/be keeping it to yourself, please at least have the decency to actually use the Sinsworld/SW tag and NOT tag it with Eddsworld/EW. That’s what it’s there for. Seriously though, the creators have made it abundantly clear they do not appreciate this kind of fan art or attention, so like just stop? It’s honestly appalling the level of disrespect the fans give these guys. It’s really no wonder they’ve all started shunning the fans.

Also that! If y’all can’t see the problem of when the creators start shunning their fanbase because of the blatant, obnoxious disrespect for them as people and as the providers of this content they oh so enjoy, then there is a huge issue. Did the fandom even take two seconds to stop to consider why practically everyone but Matt (bless his pure heart) has all but abandoned this project? Does anyone see the issue there? Matt is the only one who is still trying to give this mess of a fandom a chance, and most of you from what I can see, aren’t giving him much to be hopeful for. Poor Matt just wants to keep his dear friend’s legacy alive and healthy, and y’all are raking it through hell and back with the amount of shit you put these guys through.

Speaking of which, remember when I said more on Tord later? Well that later is now. Incoming mini rant As a quick disclaimer: I love The End as an eddisode (or 2 w/e). As a plot/story/world building thing it was great. I however do not like that this is how they chose to reintroduce Tord’s character. Tord left because of the fans obsessing over him and giving him way too much attention. Knowing this, I cannot comprehend why on earth did they do this with his character? It was clear that they’d been leading up to something like this for a while with mentions of Red Leader and other allusions to his return such as his silhouette on TV in Dead Fun and his insignia visible in a few scenes. But I still can’t understand why they did this? Tom and Matt, both of which knew Tord and the reasons he left, but bring his character back under such a bright spotlight seems like the opposite of anything he would have wanted. I will admit I do not know the details of how The End actually cam to be, but if these guys had even the slightest clue of what the fans are like which I’m sure they do now, they could easily have seen the kind of attention this was going to attract. Hell they should have known something as big as The End would call attention to the fandom as a whole, not just one this one character contained to within the fandom. I honestly feel bad for irl Tord. He’ll never be able to come out of hiding online now, not after this. I almost feel guilty for enjoy his character in The End as much as I do because I know he’d hate being such a huge focus. It’s upsetting to see how the character with the least screen time and overall relevancy because his irl counterpart intentionally left the shows production because of too much unwanted attention has become the overwhelming undeniable fan favorite. Unfortunately I have to admit both the creators and the fans are at fault on this one, but it still sucks. 

The whole fandom blows right now. At least it feels like it with the majority of the active fandom acting so shitty. I don’t blame the genuine fans who don’t openly express their interest because they don’t want to be associated with this mess. Did the fans forget the reason Eddsworld even exists? Why is was made in the first place? Edd Gould, rest in peace you angel of a man, made Eddsworld for because he loved doing it. And god bless Tom and Matt and everyone else for continuing his work for as long as they after his passing. 

I’ve barely had any exposure to this fandom, and I’m already fed up with it. I genuinely love this show and wish I didn’t feel so guilty about doing so. I mean, I’m sure many establish/longtime fans of the series would be all all to willing to disregard me as just another part of the growing cesspool in this fandom simply because I got into it after The End and my favorite character is Tord. I didn’t watch EW for The End and Tord was high on my list of faves from the first episodes I saw him in form the show back in 2005-06, even with having no prior knowledge of the show or the later plot points. 

But I digress, this is not a post about defending myself. This is a wake-up call-out to a fandom that’s in down right sorry shape and desperately needs to pull its head out of its ass.

[fictionkinfessionsarchived]

mod responses before I go to sleep

Anonymous said: /post/156282262086 - eddsworld! (episode saloonatics)

Are we sure it's not Thompsonworld? Ha, thanks anon!

Anonymous said: @ mod party cat also it's kind of shitty towards people with copingkin too lmao it's not my fault I'm mentally ill and emotionally react in these ways

Probably yes? Don't be shitty to people.

Anonymous said: I thought this blog wasn't letting death threats through anymore? Referring to /156079367453. Maybe it's just me but it made me extremely nervous and uncomfortable :1

Character specific death threats is what I think Party Cat! and Vagabond discuss? If you want Star the bucks cup to fall down the stairs into the fiery pit of gross cofee grounds, don't pass go and dont' send that in. If you want someone to get wrecked because of some awful thing they did in a canon, fine. Don't be specific. I'm sure some other confession blog would be fine with that, but it crosses a line here.

Anonymous said: post/156252435944/i-was-not-a-good-person-like-i-tried-so-hard That's actually Percy Jackson from "Percy Jackson and the Olympians"! Anonymous said: /post/156252435944/ is percy jackson from percy jackson and the olympians, not percy weasley from harry potter! 💚 Anonymous said: /post/156252435944 - i think this is percy jackson! :o Anonymous said: I'm pretty sure the Percy from /156252435944 wasn't Percy Weasley, but Percy Jackson from his titular series.

Oh Percy! You have fans! Thanks anons, it's fixed!

anonymous asked: There's an ask response that starts @heather m. that posted twice

Er, no harm no foul? I suppose we didn't realize there was a double sent in lol Best to post doubles, imo, than to delete someone's innocent ask response.

anonymous asked: post/153676013096/ is tagged as jdkin but it’s actually heather chandler!

Oh, I see. I should see that movie one day. I am fond of flower based names :) Thanks anon! I'll fix that tag.

anonymous asked: /post/156134717088/in-a-twist-instead-of-me-being-someone-inside-of sounds like kingdom hearts (it’s.. complicated)

Thank you! I wasn't sure if there was more than one Sora from many kinds of canons around.

anonymous asked: /post/156190888345 - actually actually actually! nilesy in this case is the /character/, from some form of minecraft roleplay series (I haven't seen much of nilesy's content, but I hope this helps!) anonymous asked: from the nilesy- im minecraft kin, not factkin! they were roleplay youtube series, im the character not the guy

Yes, very helpful! And no offense meant, it's just tricky to find the more obscure canon names and such for tagging. I'm glad you managed to find your confession all the same! I'll fix those tags asap!

anonymous asked: Hey...did you get any recent confessions from a Bubble Man? I tried submitting something from a Chromebook in incognito mode, so IDK if it went through...

I’m 99 percent sure Party Cat! posted it the second she saw this message? She sent me a lot of messages at the time, but I’m sure it’s this one! http://fictionkinfessions.tumblr.com/post/156198701398/metal-man-if-youre-out-therei-dont-know-if

anonymous asked: hey how come antisepticeyes and darkipliers and everything can submit here but not other factkin? not bashing you guys for not allowing factkin but um... you know those kins are basically real person fic/Evil AUs of actual guys right? just curious as to your reasoning

May I ask what your reasoning to them being factkin is? As far as anyone has mentioned, they've said Antispecticeye is a different, fictional person to the real septiceye person. Same goes for Darkiplier. Can you please link me to text / video interviews or statements from the respective people that they aren't fictional characters of their creation?

And I'm not sure who other factkin you mean. We don't allow factkin on purpose. Sometimes we just don't know when it comes to very obscure kintypes like minecraft roleplays or Dungeon and Dragons fictional characters.

anonymous asked: You guys should seriously block people who reblog these asks with hateful comments @ the person who sent the ask. this is supposed to be a safe confession blog, isnt it?

But we do! The other day Party Cat! blocked someone for being an absolute ass for no ogddamn reason on someone else's confession. If we've missed something, please do link us!! I'd love to block the shit out of some buttface who can't mind their own goddamn business. Like if people don't understand a confession blog is for venting and not playing pinata with confessions then they don't belong here at all.

anonymous asked: you said "no more asks about this" after i already sent in my submission. :{

I don’t know what this refers to, but to clarify. Like when one of us says ‘no more asks about x’ we mean you should take it to reblogs or replies because people lose track of the conversation. Or there’s a bunch of others chiming in about similar experiences which might be more helpful to be in one place so the relevant people don’t miss their replies. It could be a mod didn't realize it was a response to something already published. Which is why we ask that ask responses' contain a '@' symbol so we can tell what's an AR and what's a confession. I'm sorry to confuse you anon!

Anonymous said: Hey! Could you promo [url]? They've added some new mods and some of the mods are doing cool stuff than just aesthetics !!

I'm sorry anon, but we don't promote blogs that steal and/or do not credit fanart! It just doesn't seem like a good idea?

anonymous asked: do you guys have an ask about one kin killing the other in a duel, and also one about being kin with a mad scientist? i sent both of those and was just wondering if they were received. thanks!

I'm going to say a tentative no, I'm sorry we don't :c I'm not finding the words duel, mad, or scientist in any confession that looks like yours! If you'd like to, please resend it and I'll post it when I see it!

[lbat1901]

Eddsworld: UTFTF Chapter 4

When Worlds Collide - (Chapter 4)

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As nighttime fell on the town of Spitbucket, the citizens all came together for the town’s annual anniversary celebration. This year the celebration was different since there was the regrand opening for the town’s clock tower. Afterwards, a party was held inside the saloon where the bartender was serving up free drinks while the same band that was seen earlier were performing. Meanwhile outside, Baron was seen handing over his dagger to the mayor just so he and his goons can enter. “Is that all you got Baron?” asked the mayor. “Yes it is. You have my dagger, now leave me alone” said Baron.

“Hey! Watch it with the attitude boy or else I’ll be putting you down” said the mayor. “Fine…” said Baron. After exchanging a couple of things, Baron and his goons walked by while Future Edd watches. “Hey Edd, we just wanted to say thank you helping out today” said Sheriff Thompson. “Yeah if you haven’t stopped those bandits, Matthew and I would’ve been dead” said Edward. “You don’t have to thank me. I had to do something” said Future Edd.

“Yes you had to. Speaking of which, I was thinking of bringing over both Edward and Thompson with me to England for dinner with the royal family. Would you like to join?” asked Prince Matthew. “I would love to, but I have to say no. It’s because I can’t stay here” said Future Edd. “Why not? It’s great to see a relative that bears the Gold name. We have a lot of catching up to do” said Edward. “About that, we are related, but we’re from different time periods” said Future Edd. “Different time periods?” asked Edward. “Oh, how do I put this in a way to make you understand this clearly?” asked Future Edd.

“You don’t need to, we’ll understand” said Sheriff Thompson. Future Edd takes a moment of pause before telling them everything. There was a couple of surprised looks especially from Edward. “So….you’re my descendant?” asked Edward. “And my descendant doesn’t have any eyes? I thought that having Baron taking out my eye in an epic gun fight wouldn’t transfer through DNA” said Sheriff Thompson. “My descendant considers himself beautiful? Well wait….I already do that, but not in that level” said Prince Matthew.

“What you just heard is all true. That bottle that you have right there will become a can and will be outlawed throughout an entire nation” said Future Edd. “Well that sucks!” said Edward. “Anyway, I need to head back in time” said Future Edd. “Where to? The future?” asked Sheriff Thompson. “No, just don’t worry about it” said Future Edd. “Oh….can we come with you?” asked Prince Matthew.

“I’m sorry, but if I were to do that it may cause some time paradox thing were the flow of time itself will be destroyed. It’s confusing and it’s a lot to take in I know” said Future Edd. “Oh, so I guess this is goodbye” said Edward. “Yes, but I’ll probably come back one day. In the meantime, I got better things to do” said Future Edd. Sheriff Thompson, Edward, and Prince Matthew watched as Future Edd walked away from them as he pressed a button on his wristwatch before seeing him vanish.

[In The Actual Right Destination]

A bright flash could been seen in the corner of an alleyway as Future Edd stood up. “I knew it! I did set the watch back way too far. Now let’s have a look at the surrounding area” said Future Edd. Future Edd takes the moment to check his surroundings and came to realize that he was in the right timeline. “Aha! I’m in the right timeline after all. Now to carry on with my mission” said Future Edd. “Yeah about that mission, what is the place that we’re currently standing in? This isn’t the saloon” said Edward. Future Edd recognizes the voice and sees that Edward, Sheriff Thompson, and Prince Matthew were standing near a dumpster.

“H-How…..where did you guys come from?” asked Future Edd. “Oh that? We followed in after you, plus we got followed from those three bandits from earlier” said Sheriff Thompson. Future Edd sees the bandits sitting on the ground. “Oh my god……” said Future Edd. “Hey depresso, why are in a digusting place like this and why are so many bright lights here?” asked Saloonatics Eduardo. “This place that we’re in is called an alleyway and these lights are just there for some random creeps just like him” said Future Edd.

The Saloonatics turned their attention onto a sinister looking guy digging through a trashcan till he noticed them. “Hi there” said the Sinister Guy. “Hola” said Marco. “Anyway, I can’t leave you six here all by yourselves especially in a strange place like this so I guess you’re coming with me” said Future Edd. “Yay, traveling” said Juan. Future Edd mumbles something under his breath as he lead the Saloonatics out of the alleyway and onto the streets.

However, instead of keeping quiet, they were looking at almost everything. “Wow, look at of these colorful lights” said Sheriff Thompson. “Hey, this store has some pretty fancy stuff. Why haven’t I gotten these?” asked Prince Matthew. “Matthew, get over here now” said Future Edd. Prince Matthew quickly comes back as continued walking down the street. “My, I never seen so many buildings in my life” said Edward.

“Welcome to the 21st century version of England” said Future Edd. “Wait…we’re in England? Cool!” said Edward. “I feel so calm and peaceful” said Saloonatics Eduardo. “Yeah I know. I feel so calm that I can speak in English without the need of being judged. I like this a lot” said Marco. “Me too!” said Juan. “That reminds me, I have to show you” said Future Edd.

“What is it?” asked Sheriff Thompson. “Follow me” said Future Edd. Future Edd takes the Saloonatics with to a pier where they were given a nice view of the city of London with all of its buildings lighting up the night sky. “Wow…….this is beautiful” said Juan. “I know. This is my most favorite spot” said Future Edd. “Oooo, what is that thing over there?” asked Edward.

“Oh that? That’s the London Eye, it’s a ferris wheel” said Future Edd. “Amazing. I can sit here and stare at this all night long” said Prince Matthew. Future Edd couldn’t help but smile to see the Saloonatics happy, but this all ended when Future Tom and Matt found them as they pointed their guns at him. “Freeze Edd” said Future Matt. “Crap!” said Future Edd. “Who are those guys? They look mean” said Juan.

“Don’t be afraid of them, I’ll take of this. Matt, Tom, what are you doing here? The better question would be, how did you know that I was here?” asked Future Edd. “Oh don’t play stupid with us, Edd. We know that you had Zhong Wei get out of your cell and helped you get ahold of your stuff since we’ve asked him” said Future Tom. “What!? Why that- grr…..look, can we not do this today?” asked Future Edd. “And let you kill past Tord? No thank you” said Future Matt. “Exactly. I hate to say this, but you’re under arrest again. Now put down that laser pistol” said Future Tom. “Never! I let you stop me the first time, but this time I’m going down without a fight” said Future Edd.

“You’re going to fight us by using……hang on, is that my ancestor?” asked Future Tom. Sheriff Thompson waves at Future Tom as he lowered his gun. Future Edd sees this as an advantage and goes over to Prince Matthew. “Why yes it is Tom. Oh and Matt, this person right here is your ancestor” said Future Edd. “You better stay away from him Edd” said Future Matt. “Relax, I’m not going to hurt him” said Future Edd.

“Oh thank goodness. For a second there, I thought you were going to scar up his face in order to make sure I look ugly” said Future Matt. Before Future Edd could say anything to counter on what Future Matt just said, a light shone over them as a helicopter came to the pier. “What the?” asked Future Matt. Soon many soldiers came and surrounded them in a circle formation as a submarine comes up from the sea. A latch opens up revealing a female soldier along with three other soldiers wearing a colored scarf. “Blueberry, Raspberry, and Banana….hmm….they seem like nice people” said Juan as he read off of their name tags.

“I don’t care what their names are, I only care about the woman. Why is she wearing pants?” asked Saloonatics Eduardo. “Commander Yamiyo, it looks we have company here on this pier” said Raspberry. “I see that. Oh, they’ve picked the wrong day to be here” said Yamiyo. “Wrong day? What do you mean? This is supposed to be a free pier for everyone” said Future Edd. “Not this pier though. This pier is used for shipping and getting supplies” said Yamiyo. “You got to be kidding me right? I literally came to this pier when I’m having a bad day and now you’re telling me that I can’t be here? Nobody takes away my happiness and I mean nobody” said Future Edd.

“Oh really? That’s a dying shame. It’s not your world you know” said Yamiyo. What happened next resulted in Future Edd taking charge at Yamiyo in a whirlwind of rage and fury, but his attempts were stopped as Banana stabbed him in the back with a dagger. Banana quickly takes the now blood covered dagger out of Future Edd as he heard him give off a scream of pain. “Ehehehe……looks like I made a perfectly good line down your back” said Banana. Future Edd growls angrily as he pointed his laser pistol at a laughing Banana. “YOU’RE GOING TO PAY FOR THAT!!!!” yelled Future Edd.

Before Future Edd could pull the trigger, he suddenly gets tased by Yamiyo before eventually collapsing to the ground. “Well that was….eventful” said Yamiyo. “Why would you do that for?” asked Future Tom. “It should be clearly obvious that he seemed like a threat and by following the official code of the Black Army, it’s best to get rid of the problem” said Yamiyo. “Black Army?” asked Future Matt. “Oh dear, it looks like we got a group of people that will spill out our secrets. What should we do with them?” asked Banana.

“Like we always do, knock them out and take them in as our prisoners” said Blueberry. “Nice try, but we’re going to be ones that will give you the knock out treatment” said Future Tom. “Figured that you would say that. Now!” said Blueberry. Future Tom’s eyes widen as he prepared himself, but he was swiftly taken down by Raspberry who managed to hack into his visor causing it to shutdown completely. “Oh you shouldn’t have let your guard down when I can hack through almost everything” said Raspberry. Future Matt who was watching all of this could only do one thing and that one thing was get down to the ground and play dead.

“Awww….looks like someone gave up” said Blueberry. “Forget about him, there’s still more. It looks like we’ve got rodeo clowns” said Yamiyo. “Clowns!? How dare you insult me like that. I’m Sheriff Thompson and you’re going to face the wrath of my gun” said Sheriff Thompson. “Yeah like he said” said Edward. Both Edward and Sheriff Thompson took out their guns and pointed them at Yamiyo. Eventually they were joined by the three bandits while Prince Matthew hide behind them.

“Wow, you guys have the coolest cosplay outfits ever” said Banana. As Prince Matthew lowered himself to the ground, he was suddenly grabbed by Raspberry. “Help! I’m being grabbed! Please, get him off!” cried Prince Matthew. “Matthew!” said Edward. “Hey you freak! Get your hands off him” said Sheriff Thompson. “Hmm…..British Royal Family…? Is this even- oh! It is real. Good news guys, I think we’re being presented by a member of the royal family” said Raspberry.

“Ah excellent. So we have an actual prince here. I love it” said Yamiyo. “He’s not going anywhere with you without a fight” said Sheriff Thompson. Yamiyo responds to this by motioning for the soldiers to point highly advanced rifles at the Saloonatics which made them surrender. “Oh I love it when people give up. It brings me so much joy. Now, let’s give these lovely intruders our hostility” said Yamiyo. Yamiyo then lets out an evil laugh as Blueberry, Raspberry, and Banana joined in.

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Eddsworld: At World's End Chapter 4

True Colors - (Chapter 4) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "He then said "hey Matt! I don't hate you?" and then I said "yay, I'm popular!", before he add on to say "no I mean just" only for me to interrupt him by saying "popular!". It was quite comical yet hilarious that it should've been recorded" said Matt as Tony was laughing at his story. "Yeah Matt we know, because we were there" said Tom. "Oh come on Tom, it was pretty funny" said Edd. "Oh hey Edd, can I talk to you for a quick minute?" asked Tom. "Uh sure thing" said Edd. Both Edd and Tom went into another room where they can talk privately without anyone hearing them. "Uh Edd, have you seen anything suspicious lately?" asked Tom. "Suspicious? What do you mean?" asked Edd. "I mean that ever since Matt brought Tony to the apartment, he's been acting kinda off" said Tom. "What? Tom, I know we just met Tony, but I think you're overreacting a little" said Edd. "Overreacting!? How can I be overreacting? When Tony sat down on the couch with me, he sounded a little bit weird" said Tom. "What did he even say to you?" asked Edd. "Nothing really, he just asked me where we used to live which would be, 27 Durdam Lane. Don't you find that kinda strange?" asked Tom. "No, he was just wondering because he probably lives a couple of doors down on the same street as us" said Edd. "Yeah maybe, but just how he asked me and replied after I told him just really rubbed me the wrong the way" said Tom. "Listen Tom, I know you don't seem very welcoming towards Tony but please, you need to let go on what you're thinking" said Edd before leaving the room. "Edd's right, maybe I am overreacting. I need a walk" said Tom. ~Meanwhile~ "Ah excellent, you brought the uranium that I asked you to get" said a scientist. "Yes we did. We've stolen a lot of crates filled with it at the Red Army base" said Yamiyo. "Red Army you say? Hmm, I swear I've heard that name before" said the scientist. "You do? What do you know about them?" asked Yamiyo. "Oh many things" said the scientist. "Commander Yamiyo, the Black Leader wants me to inform you that he is holding a meeting and he expects you to be there" said a soldier. "Tell him that I'll be on my way" said Yamiyo as the soldier saluted to her. ~At The Meeting~ "Alright soldiers, it's time for our annual meeting or should I say....uhh....I really don't have another name for zhis actually, but zhat's not zhe point. Zhe reason vhy I called you all here iz because recently ve drained about half zhe earth's elements und by elements I mean zhe ones on zhe periodic table" said Tony while showing the Black Army a periodic table on a large screen. "Sir....I know that you want to drain the earth of its resources through a couple of special drills, but what are you going to use those stolen elements on?" asked the scientist. "Oh zhat's simple. I'm going to use zhose elements for....uhh...on...vell somezhing, but I don't know vhat. Oh! Zhat reminds me, all of jou in zhis room probably have some good ideas. Vhy not jou share it all out? Come on, speak up. Don't be afraid, zhere aren't any vrong answers" said Tony as he was sitting up. The soldiers of the Black Army only stood in silence as their leader grows tired of waiting and decided to do something differently. "Jou know vhat....I'm just gonna call on someone randomly. Starting vith jou....Wilson" said Tony while pointing at the soldier with a name tag that reads "Wilson". "Uhh....me? Oh....uhh....maybe we can use those elements to create a big pink, well purple, elephant and use to....uhh... step on things" said Wilson nervously. "Hmm......SEND HIM TO ZHE REHAB CHAMBERS!!!" yelled Tony as a guard took Wilson out of the room. "No, no, no, wait! I was just kidding!" begged Wilson while getting dragged away. "Anyone else? How about jou George?" asked Tony. "Uhh...I suggest that we should create a giant ham sandwich" said George. "Do jou mean a posion giant ham sandwich or.....multiple normal sized ham sandwiches zhat contain posion in zhem?" asked Tony who seemed interested in the idea a little. "Oh heavens no, not poison!.... I mean an actual ham sandwich. I'm starting to get really hungry" said George who was rubbing his stomach a bit. As soon as George said this the rest of the soldiers nodded their heads to this and some even pulled out plates or silverware. "Grr.........LOCK HIM UP IN ZHE TORTURE CHAMBERS NOW!!!" yelled Tony as a different guard started dragging George out of the room in a similar fashion as Wilson. "Come on people zhink! Vorld domination....or vell global invasion....doesn't come bursting zhrough zhe doors! Zhere has to be somezhing zhat ve can do zhat involves a vhole lot of chaos und destruction" said Tony while relaxing into his chair, more like throne. As Tony stared at his soldiers up high from where he sits, he didn't notice that one of his soldiers came forward. The soldier was more than just a decoy to get a quick death on the battlefield but they're loyal to their leader. This soldier was the general of the troops. "Huh...? General, vhat are jou doing?" asked Tony who leaned forward to see what his general was doing. "My leader, I have an idea that I could propose to you" said the general while kneeling down at his leader. "Ooooo....I'm starting to get.....interested. Please do tell" said Tony. The general then pulls out a card before placing it into a machine just as a large holographic projection was shown. The hologram showed the earth, but actually the earth's molten core, its crest, and its mantle which sparked Tony's interests. "Holy moly! Iz zhat zhe earth's molten core?" asked Tony who seemed excited. "Yes sir, it is. I was thinking that we should drain all of the earth's ocean water along with using a very powerful drill that can drain the lava that flows in its core" said the general. "Oooo......zhat's a good idea. Vait...I have an even better idea. Once ve drained zhe earth of its elements, ocean vater, environmental resources, und of course its energy from its molten core, ve can.....oh yeah! Oh man, oh man, oh man" said Tony while quickly getting off of his throne and going over to his general. "So...are you thinking on what I'm thinking sir?" asked the general. "Jou sure bet I am! Ve can use all of zhese great und powerful zhings, so ve can go into outer space und block out zhe sun. But first since ve vill be draining all of zhe resources, it vill soon veaken zhe earth's ozone layer vhich in turn, ve can use the sun's energy as a source to destroy zhe earth" said Tony who was liking the idea while laughing evilly. "Bingo, you got it right" said the general with a smile on his face. "General....nein...I should be calling jou by jour first name. Uhh...Zack, vhat a great idea. Oh sweet momma, jou're zhe bomb! Vhy can't zhe rest of jou be like Zack vhen it comes to stuff like zhis? Anyvay....Zack, show me zhe plan step by step" said Tony. Zack didn't say anything or do anything but only stood there for a couple of minutes. "Zack, I gave you an order und uhh...jou should probably do it by now" said Tony who was trying to keep his cool. Again, Zack just stood there not saying a single word but only to be staring off into space. "Uhh...excuse me, I gave jou a direct order, so vhy aren't jou doing it? Vhat iz zhe matter vith jou? Vhy aren't jou listening to me? Zack, Zack...oh mein gott....I know zhat jou can hear me, but at least do somezhing" said Tony who was starting lose his temper. Zack continued to just stand and before he knew it he felt both of Tony's hand grabbing into his shoulder making him look right into his eyes. "Listen to me very closely. I gave jou an order und jou should respect zhat order. I recruited jou into zhe Black Army und I can demote jou from general und discharge jou. So vhat's it going to be?" asked Tony seemed a bit pissed off. *Flashback* Edd: oh Zack, I'm glad that we can meet up with each other. I heard so many great things about you Zack: *smiles* oh really? Well that's great to hear Edd: *smiles* I'm sure that you, me, and Matt can all be friends clever till the day we die or if the earth gets blown up by a solar flare from the sun Zack: I hope so too and...I hope that doesn't happen Edd: hey Zack, can you do me a favor? I just want you to pay attention, pay attention, pay- *Flashback Ends* "Pay attention to vhat I'm telling jou to do!!!" yelled Tony who was shaking Zack which got Zack out of his thoughts. "I know what I must do" said Zack. "Huh..? Oh vell...don't just stand zhere, tell us vhat it iz zhen" said Tony while letting go of Zack. "First thing we do is....this" said Zack while pressing a button on the projector. The hologram then displays warning symbol before switching it over to a deletion screen which showed a percentage starting from 0% before going up fast to 50%. "Vait....NEIN!!!! Oh gott, vait!!! Stop zhe deletion, STOP ZHE DELETION!!!" yelled Tony who was watching the deletion bar progress up to higher numbers. Tony then sees the percentage going up to over 80% before frantically rushing over to the projector and began hitting the pause button over and over hoping to stop the deletion. "OH GOTT VHY!? Come on, come on, come on! Just stop already, please! I'm begging jou!" yelled Tony while continuing to press the pause button. Despite all of his efforts to stop the deletion, the percentage bar manages to get up to a full 100% before automatically deleting the flies thus getting rid of the plans. After the deletion progress was finished, Zack takes out the card and puts it into his pocket before slowly making his leave. Upon almost reaching the door, Zack was suddenly stopped in his tracks by a mixture of both lightning and fire that was blasted towards him which he manages to dodge. "Where do you think you're going? Do you really think that I'm going to let you escape after what you done?" growled the Black Leader as Zack stared in horror. "Uhh....yes" said Zack while smiling nervously before unexpectedly getting a swift uppercut from his own leader thus mocking him out cold. "Oh I'm so sorry, I'm afraid I can't let you do that Zack. How dare you betray me like that and delete my plans for world domination! I'm so going to wipe your memories of being in the Black Army clean....but...that'll be a waste of my time so forget it. I'm afraid that I'll have no choice but to discharge you and kick you out of my own base. I can't wait to see your face once I steal the sun's energy and use it to took over the world!" said the Black Leader before laughing. Soon two different guards picked up Zack and carried him outside the base before throwing him off a cliff. However Zack got lucky and managed to get saved by large piles of snow below. ~Meanwhile~ "Sir, we got the message that you wrote sent. It should be arriving to the Black Army base soon" said Paul. "Ah excellent. I can't wait to see the Black Leader's reaction to me asking them for an alliance. I hope they will yes" said Tord. "Our top leading investigators on battle tactics found it! They managed to search through the entire planet earth just to find the location of the Black Army base" said Patryck who came into the room. "Gentlemen, I believe we can move on to the next phase. We're meeting the Black Army and make sure to get those welcoming plants and boxes of chocolate ready, because we're going to need them" said Tord. "Yes sir" said both Paul and Patryck in unison while saluting. ~Back With Tony~ After collecting data from today's meeting, the Black Leader- I mean Tony decided to relax after nearly two hours of listening to his advisors. "Gosh, zhat meeting took forever to get zhrough. I zhought zhat it vould never end" said Tony while taking off his helmet before placing it onto a pedestal. Tony then went over to a couch and sat down while grabbing a remote this turning on a large wide flat screen tv. "Man, zhere's nothing on. Can't a guy like me get some, jou know, entertainment or not? Zhere's gotta be somezhing on" said Tony while flipping through the channels till he stopped at a news channel. "Oh look zhe same old, same old. Oh vait... zhis iz breaking news" said Tony while sitting up. A reporter was seen standing in the middle of a town that seems to be in chaos, due to so much rapid gun fire. "I'm reporting live on the screen to bring you that a mysterious group is attacking this innocent little town. Many reporters stated the group is, indeed, the-" "Boring! Vho cares about zhe news anyvay? Next" said Tony while changing the channel to something. Eventually after a few minutes of going through channels, something caught Tony's attention. "Ah heck ya! Now, zhis iz vhat I call entertainment" said Tony while smiling as he watched Attack of the Zombie Pirates From Hell 1. When watching his desired need for entertainment, Tony didn't notice a paper airplane flying through an open and came towards him. Tony sees the airplane and catches it with his hands before unfolding it. It turns out that paper airplane was actually a letter. Tony looks at in wonder and in curiosity. Dear Black Leader, Would you like to rule the world with me? (Multiple choices below, please check one box) [ ] Yes [ ] Maybe [ ] Absolutely [ ] Sure "Uhh.... v-vho- vho vrote zhis?" asked Tony while looking up from the paper in confusion. Before he could say anything else another paper airplane came to him. Tony unfolds the second airplane and read what it said. My apologies, Black Leader. I forgot to introduce myself, I'm the Red Leader, the leader and commander of the Red Army. You may be wondering why I'm writing to you. That's because, I heard many stories about how strong your Black Army is and I wanted to know if it was true or not. It turns out that it is. So, you will be willing to team up with me? I'll be waiting for your answer With best regards, Red Leader R.L "Red Army huh? Zhey sound like a bunch of losers but mostly dorks" said Tony before getting up and putting his helmet back on his head. "Sir we just gotten a report saying that Red Army found our base and are coming. What are your orders?" asked a soldier. "I vant all forces to come as one. Ve're going to zhe the Red Army halfvay. Zhose are jour orders" said Tony. The soldier nods their head and salutes to Tony before leaving. "Hehehe....watch out Red Leader, because I zhe Black Leader vill be vaiting for jou. Oh......zhis iz going to be.....FUN" said Tony as a visor suddenly covers his face while replacing his voice with a mechanical voice.