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Oh it's 10pm I should get some sleep so that my boss doesn't yell "did you have a late night last night?????" at me tomorrow
#she's like I TOLD YOU NOT TO SEND IT TO THE HUSBAND#I'm like no you didn't???? I SWEAR SHE DIDN'T THOUGH#SHE DEFINITELY DIDN'T#i don't remember it at all#anyway#great#another black mark against my name#wait till she sees the petty cash weekly report tomorrow#oh oh wait till i tell her we're out of stamps#OOOH WAIT TILL I TELL HER THAT A CLIENT OVERPAID BY $587 A FEW WEEKS AGO#OH WHAT ABOUT WHEN SHE SEES I BOOKED TWO APPOINTMENTS FOR HER IN THE OFFICE!!!!!! ON MONDAY!!!!!!!!#and she hasn't been in the office since LAST MONTH and it was like one time in April#oh boy#i really could write a book about this place#my mum's friend's friend is writing a book about a laundromat and it's about all the stories she's heard from people in a laundromat#Mine's called the office and it's about the 24 people who have left since my boss took over the business#their stories#from my perspective#and then my boss sues me#'your honour it's all true'#The judge doesn't believe me#my boss is Marco pierre white and I'm Jock
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