#oh nonny if only you could see how wild i was in my friend's dms sksjakak

[sunlitlemonade]

you been real quite since you finished skeleton key bestie 🤨 (or is it just that you haven't gotten around to reading eagle strike yet dfkjenrje) (only asking because i love your commentary. also because i was shrieking with laughter when you said you weren't ready for eagle strike, cus i don't think any of us ever are once we know what happens with yassen 😭)

No need to attack me like this nonny 💀

I have in fact finished Eagle Strike! The reason why I haven't given much - or rather any sajsajkla - commentary on it is because of the same reason I wasn't ready to reread it: it makes me insane :]

And YEAH!!! YASSEN!!!!! He's literally the sole reason why I'm so not normal about this book actually ngl. [years and years later I'm very much still in denial. Alex was concussed and delirious okay??? He was literally in no condition to judge whether Yassen is okay or not + the fact that we never find out what happens to Yassen's 'body'. Like Tulip told him that Henryk, the pilot, broke his neck on landing...... But we never get to know how Yassen was handled. ALSO find it hard to believe that my man wasn't wearing a bulletproof vest. At this point I'm convinced Horowitz just wanted Yassen out of the picture because had he been a part of the storyline going forward..... Alex would be with Scorpia or at least have never worked for MI6 again. And no, I don't mean in the sense that Yassen would convince Alex to. Nope. I just mean that Eagle Strike was a PERFECT set up for Alex to go looking for Scorpia. Because we see how MI6 doesn't care for Alex (Smithers being an exception), don't believe him, manipulate him and his friends and are overall just shitty to him. Yassen on the other hand genuinely cares for Alex and if he wouldn't be able to convince Alex to be part of the normal world again with his protection to keep MI6 away (it's easy to imagine since he did say he was retiring after Cray's stupid plan and was free to do whatever he wished to,,,, looking after Alex would be one of those things is something I like to believe) he would train him. Maybe. Or just not let MI6 get to him. Which would effectively end the series 💀 anyways sorry for that tangent-]

I have soooo many annotated parts and it would be a long ass post. I may or may not put them out sometime depending on how insane it makes me look skakaskjzjs. I gotta say tho, it made me smile to see someone actually likes my silly lil musings on the books hehe, thank you <3

Just started with Scorpia though and getting constantly reminded of why it was my favourite almost every single line.

[azurelyy]

I posted 758 times in 2022

That's 758 more posts than 2021!

349 posts created (46%)

409 posts reblogged (54%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@delirious-donna

@sneetsnoot

@tired-biscuit

@nightingaleflow

@justmyownreality

I tagged 628 of my posts in 2022

Only 17% of my posts had no tags

#ask away - 237 posts

#azurelyy scribbles - 115 posts

#ask game - 99 posts

#azurelyy friends - 76 posts

#naruto fanfiction - 54 posts

#azurelyy writes - 41 posts

#azurelyy moots - 35 posts

#delirious writes - 33 posts

#azurelyy faves - 28 posts

#azurelyy.100event - 27 posts

Longest Tag: 69 characters

#not 100% certain if it’s good i write like i’m from the 1970’s though

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Hey! How are you doing? I saw that your requests are open and I was wondering if you'd be willing to write something smutty for Jiraiya? Maybe he comes home to his girlfriend and they've been missing each other so much? Thank you so much ❤

Hi, Nonnie! I am okay. Got COVID over the weekend and despite being triple-vaxxed, it totally kicked my ass. Am slowly getting over it. I hope you're doing good! <;3.

Not gonna lie, I saw Jiraiya's name and blacked out. This was the result. Hope you enjoy! (I am tagging @sneetsnoot because we share this Jiraiya obsession lol)

Title: Eight Hours & Sixty Days 🍋

Pairing: Jiraiya x f!reader

Warnings: Size kink, "Daddy" kink, age gap, praise, orgasm denial, dumbification, female masturbation, unprotected sex, cookie monster!Jiraiya, soft dom!Jiraiya, slight infantilization, aftercare

Word Count: 4.5k

Eight hours and sixty days. Eight hours and sixty days since Jaraiya the Gallant last kissed you, last touched you, last talked to you; but to you - as you watched the sixtieth sun disappear behind the horizon, as the sky faded from navy to black, as the snow turned blue from the absence of the warm glow of the brightest star - it may as well have been a lifetime. You sighed, releasing the heavy ball and chain that tugged at your heart, as you stood from the chair on your balcony and entered into your little apartment. 

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329 notes - Posted July 7, 2022

#4

Hiii! I hope you're doing well ♡ congrats on 100 followers!!

For the event , can I please get #7 of the smut prompt with shikamaru and a female reader?

Ally, you deserve so much better than me! 🥺 I am so sorry this took me forever. Obviously I didn’t plan this event very well lol. I am hoping the length of this one will make up for how long this took me. 

Hopefully you like it! 🖤 I had a lot of fun writing it, and it’s actually my first NSFW for Shikamaru! I know, crazy. Oh, and as we discussed in our DMs, this has Prompt 10 since Prompt 7 was taken! 

Words: 3.5k

🍋 Prompt: “Oh, how we’re going to hurt each other.”

Warnings: NSFW, enemies to lovers, semi-public sex, closet sex, oral (f!receiving), wall sex, unprotected sex. Mentions: Sasuke, Ino, Naruto, and Sakura (NaruSaku)

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389 notes - Posted September 12, 2022

#3

Hi, congrats to 100 supporters ayyyyy👏🏻You deserve it love!

Can I propose smut prompt nr 7 with Kakashi and a fem reader? And maybe a jealous friends to lovers thing?

I hope this is ok, again congrats!!!

Hi! Thank you so much! 🥺 You are too sweet.

You can propose anything with Kakashi. 😏 I, once again, went feral writing for my favorite Sensei... lol. I hope you enjoy and thanks again for requesting something!

P.S. Sorry I am kind of mean to Genma?

Words: 3.8k

🍋 Prompt: "You should be kissed. And often. And by someone who knows how."

Warnings: oral (f!recieving), soft dom!Kakashi, over-over-overstimulation, orgasm denial, jealous!Kakashi, face sitting, rimming, dumbification

The fire���s flame flicked across your neck, hugging each curve delicately the way he wished he could as you leaned in to the chestnut haired man next to you, your plump lips curved into a cunning smile with wild eyes, like little monsoons. Kakashi convinced himself the reason he was burning up was due to the large bonfire just a few feet in front of him, but the longer he glared at the way Genma’s hand rested over yours on your knee, he wondered if he was being completely honest with himself.

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400 notes - Posted August 15, 2022

#2

Rain Rendezvous ☁️

Literally nobody asked for this but I had to get it out to the universe. I really hope ya’ll enjoy! 

Pairing: Sasuke x f!reader

Warnings: fluff, mentions of adult content, minor NSFW hints, soft sasuke, minor heartache, comfort fic, slow burn

Word Count: 6.5k 

Sasuke cursed under his breath as he ran along the muddied, contorted path. The field surrounding him was pitch black, the only illumination coming from the chaotic bursts of lightning in the distance, showing that this long forgotten path was leading him to one of the smallest villages he had ever seen.

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437 notes - Posted June 24, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Hear me out… Dilf!Nanami who is obsessed with your tight little babysitter pussy, who can’t help himself from tasting you when he comes home from work to find you cleaning dishes in his kitchen. Those thigh-high socks are for him, right? That short skirt is so he can glimpse your peachy butt when you bend just a little too far over the counter, yeah?

Dilf!Nanami who is going to force you to answer that call on your phone whilst he eating you out like a starving man. Who is going to have you gushing on his mouth whilst you explain to your boyfriend that you’ll be home late…

Dilf!Nanami who is never going to let you go now he has tasted you on his tongue.

🧁 anon

Oh my lorddddd, 🧁 Anon... You have truly slayed me!

I am sorry this took so long. I wanted to make this into a full fic but I think my headcanon format will work best for this one. <3. This is my first time writing for everyone's favorite Daddy, so hopefully I portrayed him well.

NSFW beneath the cut - Minors DNI!

Warnings: NSFW, cheating, oral (f!recieving), finger sucking, dilf!Nanami

This truly was never his intention.

Had he admired your body from afar for months now? Yes.

Did he torture himself every day by imagining the way his teeth could drag your cat-patterned panties down your thick thighs? Yes.

Did he often find his hand wrapped around his cock after you called him 'Nanami-san' at the end of your shift, your voice all sleepy and raspy due to the short nap you took on his living room sofa? Again, yes.

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488 notes - Posted September 3, 2022

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