#oh my goood stoooop i'm giggling im pacing around my room im kicking my legs in the air this is so nastyyyyy
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Of course rodimus has marathon length masturbation sessions. Sadly for him, he seems like the kind of guy to just pass out afterwards, forgetting to clean up or charge his toys. Next session they're all either dead or die in the middle of it 😔. Happens multiple times a week. Cut to Rodimus grumpy and horny at the next meeting. His solution might just be to buy more toys, but we all know hes a disorganized fuck
Cant stop thinking about how Drift has now seen both Rodimus AND ratchet piss themselves though. I cant think of any scenarios where drift would piss himself unfortunately. Though he'd look cute holding his crotch, rubbing his thighs, banging on the washrack doors. Every so often his waste valve loosens, letting a few drips, a squirt, a longer leak out, causing his whole body to stiffen in place. All while knowing he's got a very limited amount of time before his body decides it just cant hold back any more, his own willpower be damned.
Maybe it could be a sex thing for him, collared with Ratchet holds his leash, telling him he can hold out just a bit longer like the good mech he is... and, inevitably, looming over him as he makes Drift clean up his mess on his hands and knees.
mhmmm Rodimus overloading himself into recharge and waking up still lying in his own fluids... bonus if his waste tank doesn't hold and he ends up squirting over himself, waking up sticky with a dead toy still lodged in his valve...
also, yet again it all circles right around to dratchet debauchery ⬇️⬇️
honestly i love both scenarios, Drift unable to get into the washracks, increasingly more and more desperate as he keeps looking over his shoulder to make sure no one's around to see the piss slowly leaking down his thighs as he struggles to hold it, entire frame tensing up, plating quivering...
but i really like it when someone's watching, so i'm super inclined towards Drift, after seeing both Ratchet AND Rodimus have an accident, figuring out that he's insanely turned on by it and he finally braves up to tell Ratchet... Ratchet probably fusses about it for a while, saying it's a bad idea (probably too embarrassed to admit he kind of enjoyed pissing himself) but ultimately he cracks. next day, Drift wakes up and is immediately forced to drink an energon cube, loaded with fluids the entire day until his waste tank is full and swollen and he's barely holding it in, squirming as he kneels on the floor. his fingers curl and tap nervously against his spread thighs, he's not even allowed to close his legs. Ratchet's above him, maybe he makes Drift suck his spike, so he can't even grit his teeth, running his hands over Drift's finials, his neck, where he knows he's most ticklish... Drift slowly starts leaking, unable to help himself... Ratchet scoffs when he sees his pretty thick thighs stained with piss, calling him a bad, bad mech. Drift's array twitches, the humiliation burns even if he knew it was coming, but the relief is so great he can't stop pissing himself... Ratchet then pushes his head down to the floor and tells him to clean it up, and Drift has never been so hard and wet in his life... maybe his spike and valve pop out, then Ratchet slowly fingers him as he licks his own mess off the floor as a reward for obedience...
#oh my goood stoooop i'm giggling im pacing around my room im kicking my legs in the air this is so nastyyyyy#valveplug#unsanitary#omo#hrghh should i put this under a read more. it's very long#okay fine. ill do a read more. i dont want to flood the tag with too much long text#i could touch up more on the rodimus thing but for now we're focusing on drift. mayyyy whifee#hmm does the borat voice my wife ruin the mood. i cant stop saying it
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