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[godkilller]

'DEAL WITH IT IN THERAPY' HAD TO BE ONE OF THE SICKEST THINGS TO ANNOUNCE BEFORE ISSUING AN ATTACK, Gin surmised as he witnessed his (for now) superior leap into the air towards him. There was no time to snark about whether or not Shinji was wrestling with some self-esteem issues or anything like that to be in constant conflict for scraps of his pride with two different children of the Gotei 13's seated ranks.

Gin slid his smaller body easily out of the way, slippery and nimble as he was -- Shinji's lunge summoned the memory of gutting a full-grown adult, their previous Third Seat, foolishly throwing their slower and heftier weight and body around at him. His undoing. However... this was supposed to be thoughtless fun. Maybe he wasn't quite good enough yet at hiding these little flares of deep and darkened murderous intent, a flash sharpening in the air between them before it was swiftly gone.

❝ I oughtta report ya for child abuse before takin' my problems to therapy at this rate! ❞ And off Gin ran, bolting, knowing better than to test his luck dodging numerous attacks thrown his way by a captain-class Shinigami.

          Captain Shinji Hirako gets into childish wrestling matches with one Lieutenant Hiyori Sarugaki on the regular, Gin, do you honestly think he cares about his reputation of being terrible with bratty kids?

          ❝ Deal with it in therapy, ❞ Shinji tells him before flinging himself into the air towards Gin, preparing to deliver a diving elbow drop onto his third seat.