#oh my goddddd i dont wanna be at work today!!!!

[ilonacho]

📚🥑Happy Holidays🥑📚

[ellabsprincess]

okok! ilysmmmm <3 ill do this in the same style cus it makes it easier to explain! also i kept trying to ask what whatever we have going on subtly but idk if i was subtle.. 😭

ok i spent FOREVER trying to get them to explain what the reason would be i wanted a reason for them looking at me butttt ill skip that :) (pink me and purple her <3)

okay fine tbh i was just genuinely looking at you THIS TIME this time? there will be a next time? 🤷‍♀️ will there? would you like there to be? do i? hhhhh hhhhh? you alright there? nnno oh? and whys that? you know whyyy :((( aww do you? being so mean with the teasing :((( aw now thats just too bad :((( dont come at me with the sad faces [name] :( stop that 💔 ur teasing me so much there a problem? mmmmmmm ..no thats what i thought sbshshsjshshshs! you make me so nervous in the good way sweetheart i know HHHHHSHSHSHSHDHHHH [name] you got all nervous because i got something out of your hair today that says a lot [reply to sweetheart i know] dont speak to me like that you do not know what you are getting yourself into im not sure you do either oh? and what would i be getting myself into? just curious well tbh youve already got yourself into it youve showed me how easily flustered you are, therefore you know the rest do i? id be surprised if you didnt considering our conversation rn you make me very nervous. in the good way if that makes sense (I DIDNT REALISE I SAID THIS TWICE 😭) again, i know sjshshshdh you are killing me oh yeah? yeah.. cute hsbshdhddhdhdhdd djdndksjsjdjdjdj nono dont mock me :(( that wasnt my intention 💔 okay good <33 you make me feel things. oh? ..i said what i said bold of you to admit .. it took a lot of courage i can tell

and here are some lil random things that made my tummy flip while im already rambling

are you nervous [name]? is that a bad thing? not at all you should know i enjoy watching people getting nervous well its working. a lot. oh i know shshsjsjdhdh am i obvious on how easy you get all nervous and shit? yeah shahshshshshh shush shush shush you dont want me to [name] i dont i know. shshshshdhdhdhdhdhdhdsjsh like i said, you dont want me to very clearly i really don’t clearly oh? is that such a bad thing? not at all

maybe i just wanna be a tease? oh? i said what i said you enjoy teasing me? is that it? only just figured that out?

SORRY SORRY SORRY

-autistic loser anon

OH MY GODDDDD STRAIGHT UP GET MARRIED AT THIS POINT

i’m so honored by the amount of time you spend like laying this all out for me I FEEL LIKE IM WATCHING A MOVIE FRRR

and babes please stop apologizing!! i genuinely love hearing from you so no need to apologize AT ALL <33

you both are absolutely ADORABLE and i love all of this omg omg

[lady-wren-of-tella]

Okie so one of my current interests is a game called five nights at Freddy’s(fnaf)!! I’ve liked this game series for a long time, it’s honestly one of the longest fandoms that I’ve been in!! Plus fnaf has also been a thing that I’ve liked for so long, I honestly don’t think that I’ll ever stop loving it cause it’s basically apart of my childhood and it’s still something that I love. But anyways, recently a teaser trailer for the movie came out and oh my godddd!!! It looks so good, I’m so bloody excited for the movie!! It’s been in the works for so long and now that we got a teaser trailer AND it’s coming out this year?! AAAHHHHHHH I’m kicking and screaming!!! And and, today a gameplay trailer was released for the new fnaf security breach dlc called ruin and ohhhhhhhh it looks so good as well!!! The design and atmosphere of the game is great, I can’t wait when it comes out so that I can watch gameplay of it!!! And and, I might be able to play it too since my older brother is gonna buy it when it comes out so yayyyyy!!

Okie okie, so my next interest is another video which is Resident Evil 4 remake(re4 remake) and ohhhhhhhh it’s such a bloody pretty game!! The graphics and gameplay is amazingggg!! And and the characters are so pretty too!! My favorite characters from the game are Leon, Ashely, and Luis- and you can call me a simp but I would gladly marry those three because god damn do they look so so pretty and beautiful!! I’m not too far into the game since I’m only watching two friends stream and play it but I’m currently rewatching their stream vods to refresh my memory. But ahhhhhhh the game is so gorgeous and everything about it is so great!! Asmskachkasjkwchajl and and the merchant in re4 remake, aaahhhhhhhh- I like wanna be his friend so bad!! I wanna give him a big ol’ hug each time I see him!! Currently I can’t play it since it’s on the newer gen consoles but whenever I can I’ll definitely 100% play it!!

Finally, my last current interest is an anime called Trigun!! I only recently got into it but ohhhh myyyy godddd does that anime have a grip on me!! The only reason I got into it was because I kept seeing a bunch of TikTok edits of the reboot version of the show which is called Trigun Stampede(I’ll refer to it as TriStamp) so I caved in and I started to watch it and I don’t regret my decision. I was not disappointed!! I loved the characters, the animation, the story- I just loved everything about it!! Then after I finished watching TriStamp a few weeks later I decided why not and I watched the og Trigun. And ohhhhhh myyyyy goddddd, my love for the show grew ten times more!! It was the same show and the same characters but just something about it was so different!!! I just loved it so much!! And and I also watch the movie as well(called Trigun: Badlands Rumble) because I just needed more content!! I’m genuinely so hooked with this anime, the brain rot I have of it is unreal. I recently got two funko pops of my two favorite characters from the anime and I plan to get the rest of the characters but I like wanna get more merch lol xddd Last weekend I saw two figures of two characters from Trigun, I didn’t get them and I regret not buying them but hopefully this weekend me and my brothers will go to the same mall and hopefully, hopefully they’ll still be there that way I can buy them!! There’s also gonna be a TriStamp figure and I want it so baddddd, and and there’s a Trigun and Trigun Maximum deluxe edition manga!! Shubsjjcknskhwkmkfnrk I wanna buy that tooooo!! I’m hoping I’ll be able to get both of these things sometime in the future(maybe even for Christmas but I doubt it.) but ahhhhhh just- the brain rot I have is unbelievable and this show just lives rent free in my mind rn

i've heard about the fnaf movie!! one of my irls loves fnaf and was telling me all about how excited they were for the movie. I dont remember him mentioning anything about the new game being released, but he was super excited about the movie.

ive seen so much abt resident evil (specifically about that one guy named leon) . it actually looks really interesting tbh

IVE SEEN REALLY COOL ART FOR TRIGUN ON TWITTER!!! the one guy with the yellow glasses has such cool character design and its so cool to see how different artists put their own spin on it

[gnomeantics]

AAAA MY MUM BOUGHT BE A DIGITICKET TO JANGLE BALL <33 heres the liveblog of act 1:

aa its so good to see them all performing together again!!!

HOLY SHIT TWISTED GAVE ME FUCKING GOOSEBUMPS

lauren wrapping up the show😭

THE I DONT WANNA DO THE WORK TODAY DANCE

OHH ITS CLIMATE CHANGE AS WELL

lauren is such a queen here

I LOVE HOW EVERYONES JUST GOING MAD LMAO COREY WITH THE MIC AND JAMIE IS JUST NOWHERE NEAR IM SO OBSESSED W THIS

we're gonna break the mic and its gonna be a Problem!

you werent even IN this show!

AAAAAAAA JAMIE!!!!!

this would be such a beautiful song if it weren't literally about shit

JOEYS GONE BEAST MODE

my lips are- my LIMBS are going weak. not my lips

OH MY GOD JAMIE AND JAIME SINGING TOGETHER <3333

i wonder whos going to be lex

did you know if you spend money your kids will love you maybe <3

oh there is no lex–

SLAY COREY

ITS INSANITYYYYYY

OHH UVE WATCHED THE CLIPS OF JAY SINGNING STUTTER TOO MANY TIMES IS THIS IS

YESSSSSSSSS

I GASPED

IVE SEEN CLIPS OF HALF OF THIS SO MANY TIMES IVE VEEEN REWATCHING THEM SO MUCH SHES AMAZINGGGGGGG

SHE SHOULD BE FAMOUS I FUCKING LOVE HER OH MY GODDDDD

AAAA RUN AWAY WIHH TH ME

THATS LIKE ONE OG THE ABSOLUTE SONGS EVER WVER EVER

HOLY SHIT THIS VERSION >>>>>>>>> THE BACKING MUSIC AAAAAAAAAAAA

AKSJDJDJF AJ THIS IS SO FUNNY

The Gilderoy Lockhard Singers(tm)

why dud i mever realise that lyric was banal?

aj wrapping up the show😭

KIM AS ONE OF THE BARISTAS

JOEYS RUN AKSJDJDJFH

THE WIGGLY JINGLE AAAAAA

THE TRANSITION INTO THE GOLDEN RULE THIS IS SO SO GOOD

the flossing??😭 i love them so much

IS SHE GONNA DO QUEEN B

AAAAAA YESSSS

oh ny god getting to see her move around the stage while doing it makes it so mych better

it is the most wonderful time of the year. which means it is time..... TO DIEEEE

YEAH WE'RE A CULT NOW BABEY

jaime wrapping up the show😭

SHOW STOPPIN NUMBER?

spotlight on mr ingenue (fight ensues)

OHH ITS THAT CHRISTMAS VERSION OF STATUS QUO

now maybe im just not american but i love the implication that santa is responsible for making it snow

oh joey sing let it go for your elves cmon

SANTA CLAUS IS GOING TO HIGH SCHOOL TO THE TUNE OF I WANNA BE THIS IS AMAZING

the real villain is capitalism.... vhscc 2021 preshow vibes

[indigoh4ze]

This is long. Sorry in advance.

girl said I could vent so i’m going to. 😐 Gosh okay so I have this friend that’s WEVE been friends for four years and we just met recently too, she’s my online friend & im also way better friends with her other friend which is also my online friend I just met them at the same time. We will call annoying girl Tina and not annoying girl Kimchi. Well Kimchi & I have mutual feelings about HOW ANNOYING TINA IS I know I use tumblr but this whore cannot get out of like black floral prints, weed 420, PINTEREST QUOTES! She’s ALSO such a pick me girl and I am going to be ruthless because she ignites so much anger IN ME! DUKAS okay it’s sooo obvious that I don’t care about half the things she tells me. I DONT TRY TO HIDE IT! But she can’t take a hint and she tells me OMG “I cried at work today in the freezer 🥺 Kimchi is so bossy at work!” GIRL first of pathetic that she cries at work… secondly, KIMCHI isn’t bossy she’s just working? Tina wants to chat and play games. Miss girl, working IS NOT A PLAYGROUND You get money? That’s the point! And I tried telling her that because I have no idea what she wanted me to say, and she’s like “ITS NOT ABOUT THE MONEY!😭” 😐😐? Mofo, theeeennnnn why are you working? Shut up! And the other day she saw her ex in the DRIVE -THRU JUST THAT he didn’t even see her and she quote had both a panic and an anxiety attack and she called me when she got home and she was like “I can’t help that he just ignites fear & anxiety in me🥺” shut your mouth. First of he is so ugly, I can’t BELIEVE people stoop that low. Or are just that god damn ugly. 🙄🙄🙄 So if he ignites so much fear WHY WAS ALLL YOU TALKED ABOUT WAS HOW AMAZING YOUR RELATIONSHIP WAS???!!!?!? For how ugly he is how could it be anything BUT?! Anyway, she also sent unsolicited unasked for bare nudes to this dude… with a girlfriend and quote said “I want to ride you into the sunset” I PEED MYSELF when I heard that. WHERE DID SHE LEARN THAT?! Sorry. GOSH and she is so jealous of Kimchi & I it’s not even funny IDK WHYYYY SHE DOESNT JUST SAY IT! And she is so mean to me all the time because I always talk about how i’m h word all the time and I love fanfiction and smut AND DRACO! And she’s like “Gosh is there anything else you talk about?” When I DONT even tell her any of that I just post it on my story… Which when do I have to start posting things to are solicited? FOR HER?! And when we do talk SHE NEVER EVER LISTENS The amount of times i’ve had to explain my situation to her and this dumb whore still can’t get it through her slick skull is unbelievable truly. She’s a TERRIBLE friend. And she is also a gamer girl. 😐 completely pointless if you ask me. And she talks to people on discord. Sorry only boys* AND SHES SO ANNOYING “BAH oh my goddddd Johnny! 😆” 😐 Hoe stfu. And she’s like “addicted” to drugs and nicotine and she lives in florida so she has like a bunch of the vape things idk what they’re called but she’s always like “I want some nic.” Or “I want weed” IF SHE was TRULY addicted she’d have it. AND SHE FLAUNTS her vape smoke EVERYTIME girl. I don’t care. I DO NOTTTTT CAREE I DONT KNOW how to make her understand that!! And Kimchi also does her vape things but I NEVER notice otp because she doesn’t care either. GOSH TINA IS SO ANNOYING AMD SO MEAN AND SO SENSITIVE. And i’ve been trying to tell her that iI don’t enjoy being her friend but she just wants to argue with me! and I am not about to argue with someone as dumb as her. She’s also OMG i’ll stop now but that’s all I GUESS. 😋

jeez this was a lot to take in

BUT PLS ‘I WANT TO RIDE YOU INTO THE SUNSET’ ??? IM SHITTING MYSELG WHAT EVEN-

but like i fucking hate ppl like that i used to have a friend who just showed off her vapes and shit like……

anyways just stop talking to her especially if she doesn’t wanna hear about fanfics and shit she seems rude and i dislike her if u do babe 😩

i’d just stop talking to her and fall in love with the one who isn’t annoying tbh 😋

[oh-shit-a-baby]

BLACK FRIDAY THOUGHTS PART TWO

A complete compilation of my thoughts throughout the musicals second half,,, this bois going to be real long bc I have a lot of thoughts lol

Now without @drawinglinesinarbitraryplaces :(

Yep dumbledore can still sing

Omg his voice

This song is going to make me cry aaaaa

Becky: you don’t look at all the same as I remember

Me: yeah no shit dumbledore grew a beard

Jesus,,,,, theyre just going to go for it right there,,,,,, ookay

Wtaf is this movie they’re watching

HOLY SHIT HER VOICE IS /PRETTY/ HER RANGE IS HUGE!!!

Idk if this is an unpopular opinion bc no one has an opinion yet but Becky and toms song is the cutest one ever and a bop and I love it

Jesus they payed for a balcony and they’re going to fucking use it aren’t they

WELCOME TO PEIP HQ IM SO DOWN FOR THAT

OH THERE ARE MANY DIMENSIONS????? U GONNA EXPLAIN THAT MR GENERAL MACNAMARA????

The black and white isn’t that what lexs sister was on about

Wiggly is the king u wot m8

President kurt knows nothing about anything and that’s a mood

So if the next movie isn’t about ‘13 years ago’ imma freak

U WANNA SEND ME INTO THE FUCKIN TWILIGHT ZONE AND HAVE DINNER WITH THE DEVIL??????!?!!

NO!!! FUCK THAT!!!!! FUCK THAT!!!!! FUCK THAT!!!!!

^^^president kurt quotes

In short, mr president, we are trying to stop the birth

*dramatic piano*

Of a god.

*dRAMATIC PIANO*

It’s good score tho 10/10

Sherman young

Nuff said

After today’s great battle???

Faith in the one true god!! All hail wiggly!!!

My new religion lol

LET LAKESIDE MALL BE A NEW JERUSALEM!!!!

*cue joey and Robert just screaming wiggly for like 5 mins straight*

NO THEY FOUND LEX

OH YEAH FUCKIN KILL THEM!!!

Who????????

FUCK YEAH LINDA

CULT??? NO! ITS A NEW EXCITING RELIGION THAT I STARTED!!!!

Yeah Gerald

She pronounces Cinnabon as see-nah-bohn what’s up with that lol

I NEED A WIGGLY DOLL...... IDEALLY FOUR OF THEM!!!

IVE MET GOD. HE HAD NOTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT YOU.

*cue people dying and their mics stopping working*

Holy fuck they all wanna kill Hannah now (lexs sister gets a name now apparently)

LAUREN I LOVE YOU AS A VILLAIN

I would kneel before villain Lauren any day

I will deestroy everything, and then I will deestroy everything, and then I will deestroy everything and then I will oh shit it’s Gerald.

While I don’t want you to think for yourselves I do want you to understand what I mean when I say my evil shit

I’m sorry that choreo is a yike

ETHAN DARLING COME BACK I MISS YOU <<<333333

IM CRYING NOW

He’s in the black and white now we’ll that sounds like shit

NOT ETHAN

Hannah is the unsung hero of this musical so far

*said in wiggly voice* well, webby (Hannah’s spider imaginary friend who I think is gonna be the deus ex machina of this thing) is a stupid bitch!

Rotten little banana. I’m going to peel you. I’m going to split you in two. I’m going to eat you Hannah. I’m going to eat you right now. *all said in dramatic wiggly voice*

Aaand their mics broke again

We don’t get tricked! We’re grown ups!

And Becky and Tom are immediately evil the second they see the wiggly bc of course they are

Jesus beckys the villain???????

Welcome to the musical where everyone gets a villain song AND a hero song??????

Her voice is still beautiful

*Prancing around* DO YOU WANT SOME CANDYYYYY??????

She’s still wearing ethans hat my heart is going to go oh my god

And he just,,,,, leaves Becky to die?????

President Kurt in a space suit oh my god

And America is great again is playing in the background

MACNAMARA SAID ‘GODSPEED’ AND IS THAT A CATCHPHRASE I SENSE THERE

Yeah no president kurt can’t do foreign policy

His name is like howie or something but imma call him president kurt just like Tom was dumbledore for like the first half of this mess

Oh fuck joeys character is here and he’s gonna FUCK PREZ KURT UP

He’s eating an apple that means he’s a asshole

Holy fuck joeys character is like the ultimate capitalist

And also terrifying holy shit

NO MACNAMARA DONT GO IN THERE

Joeys character: Do you think that in the Netherlands they’d care about some toy??? Nah!!! They’re too busy with their free vacations and FREE healthcare!!

(When I refer to joeys character I mean the evil one he just doesn’t have a name yet so idk what to call him)

And joey can still sing I love him

His voice is so good and this whole villain is giving me spies are forever flashbacks

I have absolutely no fuckin clue what’s going on rn

Holy fuck joeys voice is so beautiful and his range is killing me

I take back what I said earlier this song is the best one bc joey

Holy fuck someone just hit like a high d and I have no clue who it was bc the video quality is not the greatest

JESUS THATS TERRIFYING

THE FUCK YOU MEAN DONT BE FRIGHTENED THATS MY SLEEP PARALYSIS DEMON

LOOK AT THIS FUCKER JESUS CHRIST

Wiggly is so scary because he speaks like a child and those are scary

MACNAMARA EX MACHINA

Mac: BEGONE

Prez kurt: SORRY JOHN I FUCKED IT UP

THATS THE HOOK FROM NOT YOUR SEED ISNT IT HOLY SHIT

Joeys voice and acting is gonna kill me

Yeah made in America is the shit

MAC NO U CANT DIE U DIE IN TGWDLM

Also the black and white is a dumb as shit name for an alternate reality

Prez kurt: MERRY CHRISTMAS MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

*wiggly voice* Uh-oh mr prezzy-wez. It seems you’ve misplaced your bomby-womb.

Well shits about to go down

I’m calling it the bomb bombed the White House

Oop no they’ve only gone and lost Moscow

Well fuck here comes ww3 I guess

And prez kurt is definitely insane in the brain

ITS THE HOOK AGAIN THE ‘ALIENS INVADING MINDS’ BIT OH MY GOD I FEEL LIKE A MUSICAL GENIUS

Jesus Sherman is a weird fuck and lex is kinda clever I guess it’s a shame we haven’t seen her for most of the musical

Lex: I THREW EM IN THE FUCKIN TRASH

LEX BABY NO DONT DIE

Lex: Is this what I live for? To be choked in a toy store?

Lexs beautiful song is this musicals version of not your seed but depression

And her voice is /pretty/

MAC?????????????

WHAT??????????????

OH MY GOD HE IS AUTHORISING HER TO USE HIS FIREARM YES QUEEN

I’m sorry lex and Hannah can do what

Jeffs voice kills me him and joey need a duet and that would be the end of me

What did lex just do in so confused

MAC DID THE SALUTE IMMA CRY YALL

And we’re back with Tom

Oh fuck lex is gonna shoot tom

Hold up Tom names his son Tim

Wiggly is playing mind tricks now yikes

Lex: KIDS DONT WANT THAT PEICE OF SHIT!!!

Tom: wat

Lex: THEYRE ALL INTO FORTNITE DUDE!!!!!

So the doll can only fuck with adults not kids???

Jesus Christ this is depressing

U wot lex

Lex: YOURE LIKE 40!!!!! YOU PROBABLY THINK YOURE LIFE IS OVER!!!!

Holy fuck this shit is deep

Wait lex still doesn’t know about Ethan oh my god

And Dylan gets another hero song holy fuck just give Robert a song already everyone else has one

At the same time though this is S a d

I’m not crying you’re crying

YES DUMBLEDORE U HIT THAT HIGH NOTE

Tom: in fact you’re real fuckin ugly

Me: yeah no shit

Lex: FUCK YEAH!!!! Should i move these boxes first?

*cue very clever scene change*

Yeah Gerald no one wants to talk to u

Oh my god Linda leave Hannah and ethans hat alone my heart is breaking for Hannah

Linda: is this some kind of a jooooke?????

They’re gonna set one of their dolls on fire ok ok ok this is fine

More villain songs ookay

If someone could tell me what the fuck is going on in this scene I’d be very impressed

Evil yoga

YES LAUREN U QUEEN

HOLY FUCK IS THAT CHARLOTTE??????

OH MY GOD ITS JAIME IN THE CHARLOTTE COSTUME IT IS CHARLOTTE HOLY SHIT

ITS CHARLOTTE AND THE HOMELESS DUDE HOLY SHIT

The choreo is...... interesting

Cue Robert not-Corey and Lauren being the only good dancers and getting special choreo

FUCK YEAH BECKY WITH THE GUN

LINDA NO

Ookay so everyone’s on fire this is fine

Emma and Paul ex machina

SOMEBODY NUKED MOSCOW!

paul is family third wheeling

YOU KNOW, SHE HAS THIS KOOKY RECLUSIVE BIOLOGY PROFESSOR

*audience fucking looses their shit*

WHO LIVES ON THE EDGE OF TOWN

Paul is having an existential crisi because he sHOULD HAVE WORN A WATCH

Someone’s gonna fall of that staircase by the end of this performance

HOLY FUCK ITS THE HOT CHOCOLATE KID

IT IS THE HOT CHOCOLATE KID OH NY GODDDDD

LOOK AT HIM

It’s the what if tomorrow comes bit!!!!!!!

Okay again this choreo is interesting but the vocals are all S t u n n i n g

They’re literally counting down until the end of the show imma loose my shit that’s the least subtle they’ve been during the entire show

Hang on hang on hang on hang on haaaaang on right there

Did lex just never find out that her boyfriend died we were deprived of a heart wrenching moment when she found out about Ethan

Like jeez I cried and I barely knew him she was dating the guy and just... didn’t ask about him????

ITS THE HOOK AGAIN

That’s it!!!!! Those were my thoughts the first time I watched this through!!!!!!!

Scream at me in the notes with any questions and I’ll try answer them :)

[westerberg]

i sad

ugh my period of “anger masking any sadness” has ended and i’m sad again.

honestly im just so tired of everybody. I have like, one friend and my sister who i feel actually care about me, like on a day to day basis. is my dad doing his best? possibly. do i care when he still he makes me feel like shit, daily? not really tbh. i know he loves me but he just does not show any concern for my emotions or anything. he always seems to put his own needs and wants over mine, which i guess is fine, but last time i had a single parent with my mom she cared about nothing more than my feeling, my interests, and my day. she was perfect and now i have an extremely imprefect dad who has called both me and my sister a bitch before (he called me it jokingly to be fair, but god, if mom were there to see that. he called my sister a bitch for real)

i hate to be that high school depressed kid but i honestly can’t relate to my friends very well anymore. i listen to every one of their boring dentist stories, stories about their cats and dogs that are THE SAME EVERY TIME, and listen to them shit talk stuff i love. and to top it off, they don’t seem to give a shit about my stories. i talk about stuff i love and they just wander off. i feel extremely taken for granted and i am very tempted to just abandon most of them.

honestly not really any of my friends have any knowledge on my interests and i can usually deal but just something about depression + everyone taking you for granted makes you really frustrated when you’re around a bunch of people who just want you to make some jokes and listen to their shit.  

none of them know anything about politics, pop culture, and our music tastes are super different, and also don’t do anything interesting. THOSE ARE THE ONLY THINGS I KNOW HOW TO HAVE GOOD CONVOS ABOUT. AND I DONT FEEL LIKE EXPLAINING THAT THE 2008 RECESSION EVEN HAPPEND OR WHO DICK CHENEY IS TO HAVE SOME GOOD CONVERSATIONS.

i have two friends on tumblr, and one doesnt go to our school anymore and i dont think she reads my posts so im not too worried about that. but if you are reading dont worry ur good. then the other one is my Good Friend who tells Interesting Stories and knows the First Thing about politics and pop culture. ur still a weeb but cha good.

friend #1: annoying lil trumpet player who loves picking fights and making me feel stupid. bitch, im so much smarter than you. i dont care if you understand finding non-real zeroes in a polynomial, you didnt understand la la land and and why the muslim ban is nonsense, whose the real idiot? i swear to god if i gotta listen to you talk about cuddling with your dog again while blatenly shrugging off stuff i wanna tell you i will beat ypu behind a dumpster. you rebuplican evangelical trumper. honestly you’re good for 1. pasing the time on jazz band bus rides and 2. stories about your crushes, even if your crush is just as big of a homophobe as you

friend #2: oh my god. OOOOOOOOHHHH MYYYYYY GODDDDD. SHUT UP.  OH SO YOU DIDN’T UNDERSTAND LA LA LAND? OH YOUR CAT CUDDLED WITH YOU TODAY? OH YOU THINK I SHOULD DO THIS DIFFERENTLY? OH SO YPU THOUGHT THE OFFICE WAS STUPID??? OH SO YPU WANNA BE AN ACCOUNTANT WHEN YOU GROW UP? OH SO YOU DID YOUR NOTES REALLY NICELY? OH SO YOU HATE BAND? OH SO YOU THINK THE RED HPT CHILI PEPPERS ARE “super old”????OH SO YOU “just wanna go home and cuddle with your cat”???????? OH THATS REALLY INTERESTING. WANNA HEAR ABOUT WHAT I DID THIS WEEKEND? OH NO OF COURSE YOU WOULDNT JUST BECAUSE I LISTENED TO YOU RAMBLE ON FOR 5 MINUTES EVERY HOUR DOESNT OWE ME YOU GIVING A SHIT ABOUT WHAT I DO TOO. OH YEAH THATS HOW FIRENDSHIP WORKS, ONE PERSON YAKKING TO THE OTHER, THE OTHE RPESON TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING AND THE EITHER GETTING A GRUNT OR A CRITISISM IN RESPONSE. YUP GRWAT THATS GREAT

friends #3+#4: same problem. they’re fun but cant take anything seriously. they just like anime and youtuber and when i try to tell them about my problems or my personal interests its obviuos they just want me to shut up and just be funny. im kinda really good friends with one of them but i s2g, they just make the same jokes every day, both tell me extremely similar dream stories which.... get boring after a while. except the one where she murdered her family, that one is interesting. one is interested in politics on some level, she watches john oliver but she still didnt know 1. who jon stewart is 2. THAT THE 2008 RECESSION HAPPEND. so. not great. the other one really doesnt know anything about anything except animation which gets. boring.so decent friends, but not really what im looking for rn.

friend #5. a weeb who is good and gay at heart. could stand to learn more about politics and pop cultures, but doing much much much better than her competition. A Good Bi

friend #6: we’re not super close but she kinda seems to just like me when i’m funny, but i guess thats how most of my friendships starts. guess that figures, but she’s nice. also did not know the 2008 recession happened

friends Rest Of Immediate Friend Group: i swear they think i’m dumb, i don’t know why but i do.  don’t know them super well, they’re cooler than the rest of my friends, but seem to hate fun about just as much. date questionable boys.

i have other friends but this is the Friend Group and don’t feel like going outside of this cause none of the rest of them make me especially angry.

my friends don’t seem to know the first thing about hardships. friend #2 didnt get to archery, go to pep band that night, or put up posters that night. now, i know its an asshole move to say this but, uh, 1. she lives in a real house 2. her mom is alive 2. she isn’t struggling in school at all 3. she didnt grow up with dad in the army who ended up doing drugs 4. she’s never been depressed, and i think i have been twice now, at the age of 16, so, uh, go fuck yourself. i’ve never felt more depressed and lonely in my life and i try to vent to people and they don’t give a shit, including you so ypu know what? suck it the fuck up

god, i hate depressed me. she’s such a bitch. sarcastic intellectual, better-than-you, vengence fueled lizzie. its not me, but i don’t wanna be me right now. im fine being angry and uppity cause it feels warrented. these people don’t show me in any way that they care about me and make me feel bad god, i cant listen to one more of my privileged friends complain about shit i don’t even think about anymore.

i know i’ve been a bitch to my friends lately and healthy lizzie apologizes deeply, and depressed lizzie says go fuck yourself and why dont you help out instead of sidelining me until i become more palateable to you sophmores you dont know the first thing about life, and who think youtubers are hilarious and the holy trinity of comedies suck (office, iasip, arrested development)

i know that last line doesnt fit but it just makes me angry