#oh my god was this a rollercoaster

[tinybro]

jasico server was chatting about the cupid scene and jason getting nico's memories blasted straight into his brain and how jason being shot with one of cupid's arrows while with nico and this was just never brought up in canon again and now i'm thinking like...what if that's just how cupid's arrows work? not by magically manifesting love for someone out of nothing, but by giving someone the perspective that'd make them fall in love naturally? jason gets a front row seat to nico's memories and instantly understands him intimately and can trust him completely without any doubt or suspicion

so what if jason, after slowly realizing he's totally in love with nico, just thought back to the arrow incident and it made him second-guess everything? because maybe he's only feeling this way because cupid hit him with an arrow with only nico was around and it's no different than any other god messing with his love life

[monsieur-kazzle-dazzle]

OH MY FUCKING GOD SHUT UP IM NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING

[do-the-evolution]

My favourite quotes from the Martian

[milkymooshi]

Has Kristen Kringle considered women? Asking for me.

[atsukunaritai]

「つうか、みっちゃんが一番好きだ。」

「俺が死ぬまで一番。」

— Actually, you're number one for me, Micchan.

— You're number one until the day I die.

永遠の昨日　第３・８話　　　　　　　|　　　　　　　Eternal Yesterday ep. 3&8

[katiefratie]

NO FOR REAL oh thank god oh thank god NOOOO THE BABY IS REAL NO!!!!!!!!

[upsidedownsmore]

these last 8 months of college are going to be hell, might end up making more art than i ever have before but at what cost

[patchdotexe]

rollercoasters may be lying in wait for you to get emotionally attached to them

[evilwizardcrab]

Assinging popular UK rollercoasters TMA fear entities.

Because sometimes your roller coaster autism and magnus archives autism combine into a secret, third thing.

Also, obviously most roller coasters are kind of inherently tied to vast/spiral, but for the sake of variety I'll only be assigning those entities when it happens to be really thematically relevant.

All clear? Good. Then in no particular order, let's begin.

1 .The Smiler (Alton Towers)

Figured I should start this out on what is quite possibly the UKs most iconic rollercoaster. At a whopping 14 inversions this Gerstlauer infinity coaster holds the world recor-

The spiral. It's the spiral. Yes, I know I literally just said I would be reserving spiral judgements for certain rollercoasters but just. Just look at this fucking thing:

This is quite possibly *the* most spiral aligned rollercoaster you could possibly make. In fact it might literally be the most spiral aligned rollercoaster ever, because with 14 inversions it literally is the most amount of spiraling you can physically do on a rollercoaster.

I mean, watch the goddamn TV Advert for this ride and tell me Fuckhands McMike didn't have a (yaoi) hand in the creation of this thing. Fuck Sanakov land I'm pretty sure the smiler singlehandedly counts as a failed spiral ritual.

It literally sends you insane! That's it, that's the theming! It's logo is a literal fucking spiral! Words themselves cannot get across how quintessentially Spiral this coaster is!!!! Even the FUCKING MUSIC is spirally!

It's even yellow.

So yeah, 10/10 spiral aligned coaster would ride again.

2. The Swarm (Thorpe Park)

From one heavily themed rollercoaster to another, let's take a trip down south to The Swarm, Thorpe Park. I'm going to be biased off the bat and say that the swarm is absolutely one of my faves (just look at that inverted drop!) not to mention the being only wing coaster in the UK.

That being said, despite my fanboying The Swarm was initially a hard one to place. My gut feeling was the Vast (mainly due to how it emulates the feeling of flying) or the corruption (literally called the swarm).

But then I took a step back,actually looked into the theming and lore itself, and it became clear. The Swarm is the Extinction through and through.

For those of you FREAKS no well aquiantted with Rollercoaster Lore, the story of swarm is as follows - an evil Swarm has destroyed humanity).

Thorpe Park even went as far as to put up fake posters around the park and release ARG Style adverts about it (and this song, because Merlin is nothing if not excessive when it comes to it's parks)

So with that in mind, swarm absolutely embodies the two main aspects of the extinction; both the active destruction of the apocolypse and the fear of something new replacing us (in this case presumeably sentiant rolercoasters)

3. Oblivion (Thorpe Park)

I'll keep this entry to roughly the same length as the ride itself.

You go in a Big Hole In The Ground

It's The Buried.

4. The Roller Coaster Formerly Known As The Pepsi Max Big One (Blackpool Pleasure Beach)

Finally, a coaster entry that isn't from a Merlin park. And being both the tallest and steepest rollercoaster in the world, let us introduce the pepsi max big one.

(off screeen whispers)

Wait what do you mean it's no longer the tallest rollercoaster in the world

(more whispers)

What do you mean, "or the steepest"

(even more whispers)

Wait, what do you mean it's not even the Pepsi Max Big One anymore? The Big One? really?

The Big One is an interesting case to me, in that despite technically being the tallest rollercoaster in the UK, there appears to be somewhat of a relative lack of discussion surrounding it. It's just ... there. Hell, while making this list I actually forgot it was the tallest rollercoaster in the UK. Not to mention the whole deal with its changing, corporate name. It just feels so Bizzare. Strange, even ...

That's right motherfuckers we got ourselves a Stranger rollercoaster! It perhaps isn't the most obvious choice, but I'll be damned if I hand over the tallest rollercoaster in the Uk to the Vast, that’s just boring. Plus, I personally find it quite thematically pertinent. Something about the idea of an object getting so subsumed by it’s corporate identity that when that is removed, it’s left with nothing. Something about staking a permanent identity on inherently shifting factors leading to a [redacted] Big One shaped void. 

If you want to, if you can imagine it was initially Vast before Fairchild enterprises took a hit and Nikola Orsinov swooped in to claim it. 

5) Stealth (Thorpe Park)

We've got ourselves our first pure Vast rollercoaster here folks! Coming in at a hot 5th place we have the 1st most fastest rollercoaster in the UK, that launches you 0-80 mph up 62 meters of pure steel baybe!!

And um.

It doesn't do much else.

But that simplicity is exactly what makes it so vast! The Vast wouldn't fuck around with complex things like "inversions" or "ride experience". It goes up. it goes down. If Simon Fairchild made a rollercoaster it would look like this. Take one look at this thing and tell me it doesn't embody the spirit of Mike "sought out the tallest ride at the carnival" Crew.

If the Spiral gets The Smiler as its quintessential rollercoaster, The Vast gets this.

6) Wickerman (Alton Towers)

Now, the Wickerman is another personal fave of mine, and (in my personal opinion) a key example of how amazing theming can elevate practically any rollercoaster. (To go on a tangent, I'd absolutely recommend riding this during the evening at fright night, if you can. The night serves an already great ride experience into something amazing)

Not only that, but the central theming of said rollercoaster centers around both a) Cults and B) Copious amounts of fire. So, in a manner clearly befitting its assigned entity, it doesn't exactly take an expert to put two and two together and get Ouch. That’s right, it's desolation. 

RIP Agnes Montague you would have loved this ride.

Scratch that maybe not considering how she seemingly felt about her cult. Let me change track.

RIP Gertrude Robinson you would have FUCKING LOVED this.

8) Nemesis (Alton Towers)

What, you thought I could make a UK coaster list without bringing up Nemesis? Surely not,I wouldn’t dare shaft  everyone's favorite (and currently unavailable!) B&M invert. Wait, what do you mean you don't want to hear about how it "holds up amazingly well over 30 years" and it's "Intensity rivals even that of modern coasters"?

Jokes aside, Nemesis was another hard one to place. Like Swarm, I had a very strong initial preference - this time for the slaughter, mainly due to the whole "trapped alien" deal it has going on.

But, once again like The Swarm, another look into the deeper RollerCoaster Lore (TM) revealed another core aspect of nemesis - this time, that of the Buried.

Specifically, the Lore of Nemesis centers around a mysterious alien entity (aptly named nemesis) found Buried deep underground, and having to promptly be pinned down with tons of steel (which also coincidentally, happend to be the exact shape of a rollercoaster). Hell, the lore even had a comic book made of it. 

Not only that, but the actual construction of Nemesis actively involved digging up the earth in order to create the space for it. And if that doesn't scream "buried" it's probably because you can’t hear it under all the layers of dirt. 

Honerable Mentions - Kiddy Coaster Edition

9. Flying Fish (Thorpe Park)

It's everones favourite Thorpe Park Kiddy coaster, Flying fish - a coaster with a title that is only 50% inaccurate.

In all seriousness I only chose this coaster because for some inexplicable reason I associate it with the Lonely. Specifically, Peter Lucas. No, I cannot justify this choice other than the fact that look at it and tell me you can't picture Lucas sitting on this, alone, going around and around. He doesn't move or make a sound. Just sits there. Silently .Having the time of his life.

 I like to imagine he buys out the entirety of the park for a day with the Lucas family fortune just so he can enjoy this one ride without having to see another human being (you wouldn't catch him dead in a theme park otherwise)

And this is probably as good a point as any to finish the list. Obviously there are way more UK rollercoasters you could assign fears to but these felt like some of the more interesting ones to explore. Anyway if you made it this far then damn. Well done, but also thanks for sharing in this incredibly niche magnus brainrot with me :)

[alloutofgoddesses]

“Ashes Ashes” Live Blog

- Yay medal time

- BOBBY HAS A MEDAL OF VALOR!!!!!!!!!!!!

- He’s humble what can we say

- Ravi ily

- Get his ass Chim

- Karen you look amazing

- Councilwoman Ortiz I do not like you

(More under the cut)

- I would have loved to /see/ the moment they decided to adopt Mara

- WHAT

- BOBBY WHAT

- BOBBY WHATTTT

- Oh BOBBY

- OH NOOOOOOO BABEY

- Ew

- The theories about “Failed System” and its 13 episodes and only 7 aired I am going to go insane

- ABHHSNDK

- Do not kiss that woman Eddie

- I just know Amir is ACAB

- Nooooooooooo

- Not Buck and Eddie being Hen’s kids

- Oh they are so gonna start to suspect

- WHAT

- I feel crazy

- They’re gonna figure it out right

- Oh no

- This is not feelings realization

- Awww

- I’m glad we got a little bit of Bobby talking to Buck about his new relationship though

- Oh BOY OH NO

- HE TALKED ABOUT THE EXACT STATION HE WORKS

- EDDIE HOU ARE SO MESSY

- HE’S BEEN FACETIMING HER FROM WORK

- YOU SICK SICK MAN

- OHHHH MY GOD

- THE BACK DOOR OMG BUCKLEY

- He’s like “why am I being given brownies by your dead wife”

- Oop

- Yeah cause you TOLD HER WHERE YOU WORK

- Okay so she does look like Shannon there goes that theory

- Poor Buck honestly this situation is wild

- Karen let your child have another

- THEY’RE SIBLINGS I AM GONNA CRYYYYY

- Oh no

- Exactly Chim

- This motherfucker

- Yeah there’s interference for sure

- Which is just SOOOO 🤬

- I- I- this. Okay alright. At least he’s being honest.

- He looks so small

- About all of it? Are you also telling her about Marisol?

- Oof get his ass

- Oh boy oh boy oh boy

- BTW the acting is impeccable

- And Devin Kelley is gorgeous

- Oof

- Ouchie ouchie ouchie

- I do feel like I’m getting repeatedly punched in the stomach so @ that journalist you owe me money for therapy

- Bye Kim thanks for being here

- Hi Amir

- Did Athena just do a shoulder shimmy

- Oh nooo this is just gonna make Amir more mad

- Grant-Nash house is bones I’m so sorry it’s gonna be for real on fire

- Oh Athena is so real for this and the acting is so good and fhjvjhhkgfjkgdjkgg

- You know who he should talk to

- Chimney

- You ARE supposed to be here

- Give them EMMYS

- Hen as always looks so good

- Oh fuck you

- HE REFUSED CARE

- Oh my god

- Oh my god

- Girl the bank vault shit was resolved

- NOT EVELYN

- I’m gonna

- OH MY GOD

- THEY REVOKED THE FOSTER LICENSE

- THEY ARE TAKING MARA

- I’m crying for real this is so fucked up

- OH SHE DID NOT GO AND GET BANGS ANS CURL HER HAIR

- I am starting to believe that she is a plant from Ortiz because oh my GOD this is insane behaviour

- This is fucking crazy Kim

- This is not how you do therapy

- This is absolutely not how you help heal a man you just met

- I cannot lie I hate this

- rg is killing it tho

- so is devin

- AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHV

- NO NO NO NO NO MO

- CHRIS DID NOT JUST WALK THEOUGH THE DOOR

- KIM NOLASTNAME WHEN I FUCKING GET YOU

- OH BOY AND THEN WE IMMEDIATELY DO THIS

- maybe I shouldn’t have taken a shower before the ep because I need to go be in water for several minutes and the ability to stare at a blank wall

- I don’t think this is a second nightmare

- This is so fucked up

- OH NO BOBBY NO

- THIS IS THE WORST

- THE PROMOOOOOOO NOOO

- I can’t do this

[serelyly-hikari]

I know I’m late by like day…but I had to…I had to process things…at least a bit…

MYSTREET IS COMING BACK LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO

*cries*

I had accepted I would never get this series back…any of them…and I was fine with it…

I had made peace with it…

And then this video gets recommended to me and suddenly I’m thrusted back and I’m here questioning if I’m dreaming.

No. I wasn’t.

And I’m so glad I wasn’t. That I am NOT.

MyStreet, Minecraft Diaries, and Blades and Magic (a MC roleplay uploaded by Dollastic) are the reason why I write today. My first fic…my very very first fic before I even knew what fanfiction WAS, was a “sequel” to Blades and Magic that mixed in elements of Diaries. Dude I’m obsessed with the supernatural because of these series.

Now? That first fic, I haven’t touched in…forever but I haven’t abandoned it. I have branched out to many other fics, from Blades and Magic to Sailor Moon to Pokemon etc, etc, etc. And I now have like a whole multiverse of interconnecting stories.

I am not sure if my stories will ever see the light of day but…at the very least creating them has brought me so much joy and…it has helped me a lot in my life.

I discovered my love for writing because of these three MC roleplays. And I’m thankful to their creators for sharing such wonderful stories. No matter their state right now, they inspired me and I still hold them dear to my heart.

With that said, I’m so fucking ready to follow Season 7 of MyStreet. Will I rewatch the entire series? Yes. Yes I will. And no one will stop me.

[brits4gerardway]

I am so abnormal about her

[pinktinselmonstrosity]

the olympic torch being a flaming hot air balloon floating above paris is actually quite fucking cool

[theicemer]

watching flex x cop is such a weird experience because the show is so good but also kinda bad and both mains are so hot that they make my bisexual ass wanna bite my fist off and ALSO it's ep 12 and I still have no clue whether they will get together or not. it's like getting serotonin injections in hell

[bestial4ngel]

Holy fuckin shit holy fuckin shit holy fhcin shti hgnn (<- just watched the rolin’s cut iwtv trailer)

[youremyonlyhope]

Weird intense sertraline dreams are super real side effect.