#oh my god reu 😭

[the-haunted-office]

There had been rumours. The group had heard bits and pieces from here and there but there was never any solid, concrete information. Maybe they were overreacting? In any case, Miyuna had tears in her eyes as she continued to open and close the broom closet door n Etsumi's cabaret. She had heard from Etsumi that their beloved friend, Thursday, popped out of this closet, almost out of thin air.

She continued to open and close the door, hoping every time that Thursday would be there on the other side.

Hours went by, then days. She never seemed to be having any luck whatsoever

Suddenly- it, by some random act of some form of mysterious being, worked. There it was, an office.

Tsuki, who has been on and off dozing, heard the cheers of Miyunas success. Looking towards the newly opened door.

"Darlin'- don't." Tsuki spoke as he grabbed the door from her. He coudlnt believe it, there seriously was another world out there- well, there was an office out there. While Miyuna held the door open, Tsuki grabbed the large box and brought it to her. "I'll hold it open for ya, place it down and then hurry on back in here."

She began to drag the box into the mysteriously appearing office. Miyuna was fascinated by the world around her- the ugly yellow walls, the terribly dirty looking carpets, the fact there was no view outside the windows- only a white void. She wished she could have explored it more.

She finally managed to set the box down in the middle of the floor, letting out a fee pants as she tried to catch her own breath.

Inside the box, were things the group had collected through their own adventures.

Etsumi had presented Thursday with a set ornate bowls, perfect for eating more gyudon. His note read:

Thursday, in case you and your friend of yours want some gyudon. Here's a really lovely set I found in a store out in Tokyo.

Tsuki had presented her with a katana. It's hilt was blue and the blade was engraved with such delicate flowers. This was an ornamental piece. His note reads:

YO, dunno what to give ya, but maybe you'd find a katana useful? Idk, it's more for looks than for fighting, but who knows?

Eisuke placed an old console into the box, a few controllers and a couple of games. His note read:

To Thursday. It feels like I've known you for ages, yet. I don't remember you. Can't wait to beat you at Tetris again some day!

Miyunas gift, was a collection of handmade bracelets, necklaces and even earrings. They were made up of cute, vibrant beads. Some of the beads were made up of stars, hearts, ovals and even triangular. The chain was silver, giving the jewellery some form of sturdiness. Her note reads:

Helo fursdai, thank you for beeing my frend. i rely like to hang out with u! Mr cyrus (a blu raccoooon daddy gave me) has tee parties with fursdai (a bun-chan)!!!!!!!!!!!!

On the back of the paper, is a cutely drawn picture of her and Thursday.

Once Miyuna has set the box down in the office, she hurries back to her dad. Excitedly giggling as she looks back into the office from the safety of Etsumi's cabaret.

The door closes.

With love, @kamurocho-dreams

At the time the box was dropped off, both Narrators were sleeping. They're doing a lot of that lately, where they never did before. An unfortunate side effect of slowly killing the parasite that lives in their bodies is that it is slowly killing them too.

It isn't until a good while later that the worst of their symptoms begin to wear off and both Narrators go about their routine of checking in with each other about how they're feeling, getting tea, and planning their next dose of diet soda, then going over to the display screen to see if anybody has wandered into their office while they were asleep.

Someone has.

Well, presumably. How else would that big box have gotten there? Unless their office is playing tricks on them again, which seems unlikely given how ill their office is too lately with how it's having a lot of difficulty healing and resetting itself.

Another side effect of slowly killing the parasite that lives within it.

Thursday finishes her tea, grabs her towel and notebook, and makes her way downstairs, careful to not move too quickly as she is still feeling lightheaded and tired.

She wastes no time in getting into the box. Being the curious creature that she is, she has never been able to resist such things no matter how dubious their sudden, random appearance might be.

There's... stuff in it. A bunch of stuff. Gifts. For her. From her Yakuza friends.

She closes the box, feeling momentarily emotional. There's no way they could have known that she was the one who sent that box to them. No way. And yet, here's a box, waiting for her, presented in the same fashion she presented her box to them.

They know...

It takes her a minute or two to get herself back under control, and then she opens the box again and goes exploring.

Right away she loves everything that's in it because it all came from her friends. It's an added benefit that all of the items are really cool.

The ornate bowls and the idea of getting to eat more gyudon out of them. She's going to have learn how to make that so she can serve it to her friends out of these bowls. Imagine how fun that would be!

And the katana - which Thursday doesn't know the proper name for so in her mind she just thinks it's a really pretty, cool-looking sword - is, of course, a really pretty, cool-looking sword. Ohhh whose ass is she gonna beat with this? Rex? No. The sword is too pretty and cool to use on scum like him. How about one of her friends? Bradley? Yeah, Bradley. He'd love that. He'd love to be beaten with a really pretty, cool-looking sword.

She puts the really pretty, cool-looking sword aside and next pulls out the old school console, controllers, and games and instantly feels her heart soar with delight. An old NES! She's always wanted one of those! True, she could have spawned one in at any time, but that's not the same! Oh, she's gonna have to call over Maso right away and beat his ass at Tetris. But what's Eisuke talking about - she's gonna beat HIS ass at Tetris again some day, and be at the top of every leaderboard in that joint.

She's laughing now, by the time she gets to all the little delicately made bracelets, necklaces, and earrings. Thursday has never in her life (as far as she can remember) worn a single piece of jewelry. She doesn't like the feel of it on her body, and has never cared for being flashy or wearing anything that draws attention to herself - with the exception of wearing dresses like Ms. Frizzle or suits like Saul Goodman, of course, those are exceptions because they’re so cool. But these cute little pieces? These right here, that her little bunchan-loving friend made for her? She will wear them every day for the rest of her life.

After putting everything on, she next reads the note that accompanied them and launches into another fit of giggles. Fursdai. She's going to demand that if anybody holds a funeral for her, they put that on her headstone. If she gets a headstone. Why would there be a headstone, actually? Not like there's going to be a body left behind to bury much less a place to bury it. Are funerals even held in the offices? Who the hell knows.

Either way, she laughs even more when it's revealed that the little girl named the blue raccoon Cyrus and the pink bunchan Fursdai. When she had given that particular pair to Miyuna, Thursday had meant for the bunchan to represent Miyuna and for the raccoon to represent Thursday herself. This, though... this is hilarious, and far better, and so Miyuna's headcanon has been accepted.

And then she turns the note from Miyuna over and sees the little drawing of herself and the child...

...and she starts crying.

Uncontrollably.

It's unrestrained and it's ugly and it's painful and it's everything of what she feels, not only from the last few weeks, but from her whole life. Because she has friends, real friends, people who love her, who have given her so much, and none of it... none of it she can take with her after the end.

She closes the box but keeps the note/drawing with her, and sits down on the floor next to the box, and just weeps.

She's going to miss everybody so much, she already misses them.

[dieclownschaft]

pls now that brandt is back on the german nt can we have the part 3 of the duo challenge video and preferably with marco reus because at the end of part 2 he said he wanted to challenge marco (also before marco sacrifices his body as part of the intricate rituals of die mannschaft winning the WC next year hkjahdkjhdk)

OH MY GOD YEAH 😭😭😭 DO U THINK THEY EVEN REMEMBER THAT?????? AND YES EXACTLY WE GOTTA GET THE MOST OF MARCO BEFORE HIS INEVITABLE SACRIFICE DKLJSKL