#oh my God yesssss XD

[starleska]

If it's any comfort I was 100% a Chase Young girly. We are the same XD

YESSSSS i mean that's just good taste isn't it. Chase Young makes me a little weak in the knees too 🫠💖 but Jack Spicer set the blueprint for loving silly little evil guys, and i know loads of people who are in the same boat 🙈

wheeze oh my god i'm sure i've posted about this before but. i have a lovely friend who i used to watch the show with, and we don't talk very much nowadays, but. we wait for months to go by before sending each other this specific image when the other person least expects it:

[shygirl4991]

SMG4: CEO OF RIZZ

new episode time which means its time for me to talk about it LETS GOOOO!!!

Spoilers

OMG ANOTHER SMG3 EPISODE LETS GOOOO

okay out of all people to see three be with they picked Boopkins the one he hates the most xD perfect and he has a date this is gonna be good. wonder who this famous girl is cant wait to see her!

the fact this is natural smg3 (going off my color theory) i love he is just helping boopkins for money and gives no other shits

AHHHHHH OH GOD WHAT IS THAT FACE SMG3 NOOOO im dying from laughter what is this xD the rizzler will haunt my dreams

he does not have that drawing oh my god Boopkins what is your fan fiction we can trade ideas

HE FUCKING KNOWS HE KNOWS AKSJLFHSDKJA MY FANFICTION OF TUMBLR SEXY MAN IS REAL YESSSSS THANK YOU!!! (click pic to read)

OH! i get it now....i get it now okay guess i need to get my im a simp for smg3 card its a no wonder SMG4 fell in love with the man xD Now lets see who this date is shall we?

my man got a date with his dream girl WHAAAT

playing the best character he can for this tv date

ah yes my fav vocaloid michael xD SMG3 may have the rizz but he is the worst wingman he can not for the life of him give good advice

never change three never change

i would say proud dad moment but its more of a "FUCK YEAH! im going to make so much money off of this."

facts its always best to be yourself even more when it comes to romance you want that person to love the real you but i think your telling that to the wrong guy...wait is Boopkins dating miku now?!

KJFHDSJKSFJK im dying never change three never change im so glad my wish of SMG3 hanging out with the crew is really happening i hope the other episodes is him with Meggy, tari and such it be great to see!

[slashingdisneypasta]

I just watch Good Day For It... I have so many thoughts!!

With how it was set up, it felt like an indie film, or one of those shows with an hour+ runtime per episode. I had to double check the that this was a on-its-own movie. I don't mean that in a bad way at all! I kinda hoped it was so we could get more story and action XD but it was just- executed sooo well! By the halfway point, I was surprised that Emily hadn't been kidnapped and Luke had to go rescue her. The movie focused on them and their relationship and her getting the answers she needed. No unnecessary drama or action needed to keep us at the edge of our seats. I absolutely love how you can see what the characters are thinking through their emotions and expressions- especially Luke!!!! And I was so so so relieved when we got that happy ending of the family reunited. No prison or death for Luke, Emily and Sarah can get all their answers and hopefully they'll be one bug happy family again ^^

Hec and Rose? Do I need to say anything?? They are the BEST supporting cast ever. Hands down. I need Rose and Reba to hang out. I need more Hec and Rose banter. I need more of Hec not just flirting with Rose and genuinely caring for her. I. Need. Them.

And of course, I can't forget the thugs you- and now I- love. First of all; Norman is my favorite. He's just.... Hooooooo fuck. I need him. I need that man. So in control? So level headed yet dangerous at the same time??? Lord have mercy (it doesn't help at all that I'm 99% sure that this is the same guy who played Foxy. WHAT IS IT WITH THAT MAN AND HIS VOICE!?)

As we can see, this is yet another case of me falling in love with the sidekick/accomplice of the one you're in love(?) With. First buck and Harper, then Big Bad and Granny. Greasy and Psycho, Otis and Baby/Rufus. And now Norman and Wayne. What other team/duo are we going to fall for next? XD

Secondly, all these guys KILLED their roles. Oh my god, they really bring a whole new level to the movie when they're on screen. The tension is so thick, you could cut it with a butter knife. They just.... Ohhh my god, I wish I watched this movie sooner so I could appreciate your writing of them more!

Thirdly... Ok the fact that Robert England's character was dealt with by smashing a plate on his head 🤣🤣🤣 I'm sorry, a plate smashing can do serious damage (especially to an old man *cough*) but- the other two got shot, but it's this toon of a man that's finished off with a dish. Please tell me I'm not the only one who found that funny XDDD

And finally.... ALL OF YOU GUYS ARE TALKING ABOUT WAYNES EGG COMMENT, BUT NONE OF YA'LL TALKING ABOUT ANY OF LYLES LINES!?!? I don't like that egg comment either, it made my skin crawl too 😅 But believe me, I would take THAT any day over what Lyle said towards Emily, "You like 'em young, eh?"//"So she's legal, now?"//*keeps touching Emily*//I'll let my new girlfriend explain."//"Your sick kid turned into this?"//"Well, I already paid for it." 🤢🤢🤢 Emily my girl I am so sorry. Lyle, I am going to throw you OUTTA THAT WINDOW MYSELF! YOU AND YOUR BOYS CAN COME CATCH THESE HANDS-

All in all, I loved this movie!!! I'm definitely gonna watch it again. And I need to re-read your 'Good day for it' content now, too XD

I could not wait to answer this Sarah. So hi, I'm reporting from the trenches bus stop XD

I'm so jazzed you watched the movie and liked it!!! YES!! I'm absolutely hyperfixated at the moment XD

Right?? I thought it was gonna take forevor to get through it when I started it but the pace was actually really good?? Nothing in it seems like boring filler- and if it is slow, it's just building up tension! XD

I'm also bummed there isn't any more ): I guess though it's a good thing, cuz Norman-Dale-and-Wayne wouldn't be in it ):): (well... maybe Wayne. I HAVE THEORIES. yes they live in the bickerman twins au.)

Yesssss, it has a happy ending and I'm so happy for it XD Happy endings are so underrated 😅😆😄 Just let them be happy!!! Let there be some optimism that they'll get it together and fix everything and everything can be forgiven and everything will be good ^^ 💛💛💛

YES ROSE AND HEC!!! OH MY GOODNESS. THEY ARE THE KINDA PROTAG/SIDE CHARACTERS I LOVE. The well-meaning banter?? The old married couple vibes spliced with the hard-to-get/trying forevor combination??? WAHH!! They're so good XDD I love how Hec is flirty but he's not creepy or threatening. Rose can say no as many times as she likes and he'll make her laugh <3 And- when he came to be Rose's back up against Wayne and Dale??? AGH I was so nervous for them both but so happy to see him come XDD

And the fact that the Sheriff is basically their son??? XDDDD I just thought I'd chuck that in.

... I TOTALLY CALLED IT!! I KNEW YOUR FAVOURITE WAS GONNA BE NORMAN XDD (and yes, that's Richard Brake which means it is absolutely Foxy XD ) I need to make more gifs of that man for you XD He is so pretty <3 And yes- s o in control. That bit where he warns Hec and Rose and Luke that t h e y don't want any trouble?? JEEZ, MAN, BE CAREFUL OF MY DAMN OVARIES, WILL YA??

I was totally about to say 'actually, miraculously my favourite is not the robert englund character this time, i like dale', but i couldn't even think it XD I am s o into Dale for some reason, but 'Dale' kept on getting autocorrected to 'Wayne' when I was drafting this responce in my head XD I obviously love Wayne 🙄😅 (he's under jim and stuart though... but, still, above ink and buckman which is saying something), and YES! YOU'RE RIGHT!! THAT IS OUR PATTERN!! Haha 🤣🤣🤣 I love that XDDD Who is next on our raydar?? 🤔🤔🤔 XD Hmmm XD

'I wish I watched this movie sooner so I could appreciate your writing of them more!' oh there will be more. dont you worry. i have so much in my head; its like when I was into Mr Snake and I kept churning out ideas for him every night XD Wayne x Reader's, Dale x Reader's, N o r m a n x readers... 👀*pointed look at you* // *cough* also Poly!Wayne x Reader x Dale x Norman.

Omg... right??? XDD I've been thinking about Wayne getting the plate, too 🤣 Its too funny. Thats a bit I really wanna gif. When I first watched I honestly I kept thinking we were gonna get a post credits scene of him getting up and brushing the plate bits off himself, chuckling. I've been spoiled by Lake Placid XD

'AND FINALLY'-- I DUNNO ABOUT EVERYONE ELSE BUT I FOR ONE WAS NOT MENTIONING THAT B E C A U S E ITS SO MUCH WORSE 🤣😭🤣😭🤣 Oh my lordddd. At least Wayne's entertaining. Lyle is pure terror. I keep fantasising about him saying horrible things like that to me and one of the others sticking up for me~~ 💛💕^^💕💛 I m u s t admit though- god is that actor good. Oh my god. My skin was crawling and I wanted to punch him. That is g o o d shit. The twisted little creature writer in me is loving it; she wants more. Like with Otis. I'm thinking oh s h i t oh shit oh shit, this writer isn't pulling any punches. I kneel. I just think its s u c h an art, to make horrible disgusting characters and thats why I get SO PUMPED when someone compliments my ability to make my characters gross XD ITS JUST??? Ughhhhhhhhhhhhh XDDD I cant even. But yes- Lyle's lines.

They're terrible XD I WILL JOIN YOU. LETS KICK HIS ASS.

I'm soooooo glad you loved the movie!! It, and Titanic, are my current hyperfixation's so its a good thing you got on board- its gonna be all over your dash and notifs for a bit XD Do you wanna be tagged for Norman content? XD

[lilywily143]

Live blog of Episode 6!!!

I'm so excited for this episode :>

AHHH excited!

palm tree???

oh desktop background

No who is this scared little gal?

CLAW

The gal is trying to save another!

NO the another died!!!

NO SHE'S DEAD TOO

ooo who's using sercurity

oooo at the cliff hanger

HAHA so cute; Tessa was happy to see N and Uzi bit her

I FUCKING LOVE HOW HAPPY V AND N ARE TO SEEING J!!!

oooo this just so cool

Doll where are you going!?

woah!! J and Tessa vs Doll!!

Doll fell

UZI CAN FLY YESSSSS; And N helped her rough landing ahhhh

Always J holding the keys

why was she nervous to have the key?

"A sickness she inherited?" THE SOLVER?!

NAWWW MY HEART; N HOLDING TESSA AS HE FLEW AHHHH

Uzi is being so anime with her landings I love it

"Is the secret elevator...labeled?" Oh N

Claw marks and I think I saw a DD wing?

Fuck I was right

NO POOR N AND V...

Security against DD's....

RAHHH Uzi tried to hold N's hand for comfort but TESSA RUINED IT

Tessa's trying...

Rah I love Uzi blush moments

XD The secret Elevator was labeled and N s giddy but V is gonna lose it XD

"Don't save me okay thanks" TESSA?!?! DONT SAY THAT

GAH THE BABY CRYING NO

WHAT THE FUCKFUCKFUCK COWBOY GUY IS REAL AND A SPIDER!?!?

WOAH Who is that!?!?!

GUYS NO

UZI WAKE UP

SHe got a magnet in her head! SHe won't be good for a while...

RAHH It's the shadow from the DD heart teaser!!! She looks awesome!!

DON'T CUT UP V NO!!!

hhhhhhh thanks Uzi.. heh "big worm. An improvment"

Goodness how many DD's are there?

"Ain't seen 02 since she left us to die" OH GOD THEY THINK UZI IS HER MOM NO!!

N STOP BEING TICKLISH, YOU'RE GETTING MAINED

"You're doing great dude." N DON'T BE NICE NOW

this baby is freaky

heh, I love how the magnet didn't work on the human, but they tried

GO TESSA AND N!!!

UZI NO!!!

...Tessa what are you showing N?

RAPTOR, they look cool

GET OUT UZI

...the core explosion

"it took Cyn as a host...." Oh gosh

PLease fix Uzi...

N WILL NOT KILL UZI, HE WILL NOT!!!

RAPTOR GOT N NO!!!

Tessa be careful

WOW BLOOD!! BLOOD BLOOD

RAH FUCK UZI SOUNDS LIKE CYN NO

RAH THE LITTLE BABY SAVED V BEFORE DYING

SAVE UZI PLEASE V

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT

Uzi is fixed??

Oh V is helping Uzi out

Uzi got so happy seeing N but N ISN'T NOO

HUG

So many reflections on Tessa's suit..

RED EYE RAPTOR WHAT; IT'S DETECTING TESSA I THINK

Oh they are about to kill it

Heh "U good?" Shrug "Talk later?" "It sucks pretty hard" ">:3" They are so cute

DOLL!!!! THERE YOU ARE

BUG BOI!!!

Oh thank you Tessa

THEY HOLDING HANDS AND BLUSHY. OH THEY ARE SO NERVOUS HOLDING HANDS

"ew" "don't date my robot" "HE'S HIS OWN PERSON!!!!"

Doll.... what are you?

She went down the shaft and stranded them!!!

UZI!! NO

HHH GOOD JOB V!!!

She got glasses???

"miss me?" NO Uzi

V GET ON THE ELEVATOR!! Love the new glasses though

"We need you" "nah, Uzi I trust you"

V NO FUCK THAT'S HOW YOU END IT?!?! IS SHE DEAD?!?! NOOOOOO!?!?!

[p-perkeys]

Omg yesssss!! The friendship with Deadpool is so beautiful to read and I LOVE Wade but let’s be real he’s not someone you want around your kids lmao. He’s not really a danger to them but not many people stick around him long enough to KNOW that info so I can totally see Akihiro going apeshit when he discovers Deadpool randomly hanging out in Gabby’s room with her after his 99th break in to Krakoa especially since he’s done some very “suspicious” no go adult things before like breaking into Evans room and giving him porn mags??? Like come on Wade Jesus Christ pal and the whole relationship with Vanessa who was described as a teenager, even tho he technically wouldn’t have know this till later on, it’s still a little iffy especially to a very overprotective sibling with a sketchy past with abuse themselves. We the readers know that’s not Deadpool but most comic characters aren’t pretty fond of him and don’t know that. It would be an epic read ngl, a little stabby but I think Akihiro could probably come around to have DP looking out for Gabby, out of all of them she definitely needs to company and semi-good direction the most especially if he learns about him having a kid because I NEEED more Ellie content!!! Let Wade be a good dad!!! Marvel pls give my loves a break!! Also Ellie & Gabby would be bffs for life. (Pretty sure Akihiro has worked with Deadpool before & Laura and Gabby have been there but let’s just have fun with it 😂)

Oh God, the porn he gave Evan hahaha He's definitely a dark-gray character for sure! I agree Akihiro would go ape-shit over it (can you imagine the immediate fight that would happen - no words, Akihiro just slides off his fancy suit coat and kicks straight ass. Deadpool's mouth makes it 10,000x worse. He's beaten to a pulp. Gabby in the background trying to calm them, ultimately giving up.) You know what would be funny, is they're kind of similar in terms of moral compasses, so it would almost be like the pot calling the kettle black - Akihiro, for valid reasons, would feel like it's too inappropriate for Gabby to befriend a grown man, and especially a grown man who has a highly suspicious past (especially the bit about Vanessa). BUUUUUT.... maybe Deadpool would also feel like he has to protect Gabby some from Akihiro due to his past, like with the whole Evan thing, and with kidnapping Zach too. Gabby would definitely be the mediator there lol through the bloodshed and shouting matches, they will eventually realize they both just wanna keep Gabby safe and eventually form a deranged alliance to kill anyone who hurts her xD I would also LOVE to see Gabby friends with Ellie!! Ellie, and Valeria. Gabby and Ellie would be raising absolute hell all the time. Maybe Valeria's the one to get them out of trouble (I don't know much about her, other than when Laura babysat them, so I could be entirely wrong about that hc). This is so much fun :D

[dwtdog]

YESSSSS oh my god I love worldbuilding theories!!! The dsmp existing within multiverse in canon would be sooooooo good fr >:D

One of my faves that I have based on tales (specifically the clips/scenes of multiple c!Karl’s) is that the dsmp we know is just a branch universe from one origin point, and each of those thousands of Karl’s come from their own branch universe, some also branching from the origin point and some from other branches. Some of them look the same (like the beach episode or lost city of mizu) and some of them look completely different (like the masquerade or the maze)

(this theory/hc in particular ties into one I have about DreamXD, but I’ll leave that out for now bc it’s kinda a lot all at once lol)

oh ur totally right the multiple karls is so fitting for a multiverse omgomg and now i am so curious about ur xd theory 👀

[ihatebrainstorm]

:D i have an old A380 tf oc! he is large and accidentally squishes cars XD

YESSSSS o)-(

please anon oh my god feel free to share more info about ur oc anytime with me

(if ur comfortable with doing so that is! pls don't feel pressured to lmao)

[tervaneula]

It's 1.4k but why did i felt it's longer? It's beautiful and oh my stars am in love with those smitten goofy goobers💙🤍

I don't blame leo for begin in love with Usagi's touch, i believe a rabbit fur is itself heaven's touch! So for him to put Usagi on his lap (best place btw) is understandable 💙

But poor little mikey is what am feeling him, you don't miss with a hungry person ask me - the hungry person begin me - and he had to wait for like.. 30 minutes? Bruh if i were him i'd order and leave those 2 doing god knows what (hint; cuddles, cuddles and much more cuddles).

Usagi getting shocked to see the turtles retract to their shells was actually funny, imagine this happened when they watch horror movie, Usagi will not be able to sleep for a while. (May i say how much i love how he says " oh my stars "? I actually love it).

Finally after cuddle show ended, they can go grab food and when mikey took the sword i was surprised " wait i thought leo can teleport only " but he failed miserably, obviously LOL.

I must say i didn't except this type of chapter but didn't thought i NEEDED it oh my lord thank you so much for blessing me with it 🩷🩷🩷

I think my favorite was their noses touching each other because i see it as a cute couple move 💙🤍

Oh goodness yesSSSS RABBIT FUR IS SO SOFT AND FLUFFY 😭

I might have been projecting because my cat has super soft fur which I love sm and cuddling him reminds me of the fur of a french lop I had years and years ago so obviously Leonardo loves it too lmao......

And yes omg Mikey was at the end of his rope there, he definitely had to wait for longer than just thirty minutes and I feel so bad for him but the comedy demanded it ahjasgdhj

I'M SO GLAD YOU THOUGHT YUICHI GETTING SPOOKED BY THAT WAS FUNNY I was almost cackling out loud while writing that part :D Yuichi got lucky to witness it before any horror movie nights that's for sure lmao (and I love to make him say oh my stars THAT MAKES ME SO HAPPYYYY IT'S SO CUTE)

Since Splinter is able to use Leo's sword and make working portals, I thought that the rest of the family would like to try their hands at it too but unfortunately Mikey isn't very good at it yet XD

BUT GOSH THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!! I'm incredibly glad you enjoyed this little extempore story and left another amazing comment srsly I love these I love YOU and the nose touch is my fave too ;_; These peepaws can fit so much adorableness in them

(i'll make a proper post for it later but the fic is also on ao3 now)

[aquilathefighter]

Trope Game

Hiii i finally have spoons for this!! thanks for the tags @seiya-starsniper @immacaria @altair214 <3

Rules: How much do these tropes affect your decision to click on a fic?

-10 -> very dissuaded

0 - don't care either way

+10 -> very enticed

nope -> if it's a hard no and you'd never click on a fic with that tag or or you even have the tag blocked or you'd insta click out of the fic if it wasn't tagged

Bonus points for explaining the rating and whether it's conditional.

Age gap: +3

its a sometimes food for me, i just have to be in the mood for it or it has to be well done, whether it's clear we're playing in the space of sexy fantasy or something a bit more unethical

Codependency: -5

brings up some yucky feelings for me. if it's done by an author i trust i might still click though!

Obsession/Possessiveness, jealousy: +4

it can be sexy and i like when characters talk through it

Opposites (grumpy/sunshine etc): +8

*gestures at most of my favorite ships*

Enemies to lovers, Enemies with benefits: 0

eh just not really my thing!

Friends with benefits: +4

its a fun thing and i love a pwp where they're just buds. but i do really prefer more romantic pairings personally

Sex to feelings: +7

love the exploration of what happens when it becomes not 'just sex'. also smut yummy

Fake dating/relationship: +10

oh my god this is my favorite trope e v e r. the number of spirk fics where they have to pretend to be bfs/husbands bc of the aliens i've read..

Friends to lovers: +9

CLASSIC. i love a beautiful foundation of two people who really know each other well realizing their affection for each other have evolved into something different!! only knocked off a point bc sometimes its really amatonormative in that the romantic relationship is seen as more/better than the platonic relationship and i do not vibe with that.

Found Family: +1

i could take it or leave it for the most part but if it's done well its certainly appreciated!

Hurt/Comfort: +10

afjdskaf;jsda i dont even have an explanation other than i like to hit characters with hammers and then nurse them back to health

Love Triangle: -8

i just think its kind of played out and very rarely do the dynamics catch my interest

Poly, open relationships: 0

i tend to get really fixated on one pairing so its kinda hard for me to get really excited about them?? all the power to poly ships but i just have very few of them (e.g. mcspirk)

Mistaken/hidden identity: +3

it can be fun! love some drama but if its simply misunderstanding i get a bit frustrated. more phantom type hidden identity pls

Pregnancy: -1

kidfic is generally a squick for me on account of me never wanting to get pregnant in my entire life ever and some personal stuff, but if its more about the relationship between the pregnant person and their partner(s) i'm down! and breeding kink ofc, thats a whole other thing

Second Chance: +7

people who have history between them giving it another try? trying to move past the ways they hurt each other??? yesssss

Slowburn: -2

this is more about the fact that i simply do not have the brain power to read 100K+ fics a lot of the time!! when i do have the capacity i love reading a slowburn but unfortunately i expend a lot of reading spoons on work on account of being an academic at all

Soulmates: -4

man im such a pessimist but i personally find the idea of predestined people you're gonna fall in love with kind of depressing? much more a fan of love being a thing you create between people

i am probably the last one to do this XD take this as an open invitation if you would like to do this game and haven't been tagged!

[luckyshotwrites]

have another idea

if you had to assign one parody/comedy/meme-ish song to a character what would it be? would it be because it matches their personality or just because they find it funny? (alternatively you could do some sort of audio or vine/tiktok)

could do just 1 character or as many as you can think of answers for no pressure!!

HA, yesssss~! (You have no idea how glad I am to see this...I LITERALLY HAVE JOKE SONGS FOR ALL OF THE MAIN CAST. I never had a reason to share them until now, THANK YOU!! Every song I put here, they would definitely vibe to them as well, or sing along so it's great)

Lynette: Wish you the worst - Ryan Mack (simply for the threat/line "When you're out on a date and you order dessert, I hope you spill and it stains on your favorite shirt. And when you're trying to pay I hope your card doesn't work. Yeah, I wish you the worst." I loved hearing this, because I'm like- that's probably the harshest she'd get with most people when threatening them. xD The other part, is a little iffy. Maybe she'd think that in her head. BUT yeah, you'll see.

Alexander and Drake: Thank God I'm not you - Himalayas. I imagine them doing Karaoke for the lyrical parts back and forth to each other. Unironically saying each line that represents how they feel about themselves or how they are seen by others. AND "I thank god that I'm not you!" To each other. I find it super hilarious. Lol

Lev: My Type - Saint Motel I didn't remove this from the list. BUT YES. I can see Lev singing along with this song, and I love the line, "I'm a man who's got very specific taste, you-you-you're just my type. Oh, you got a pulse and you're breathing!" xD Lev isn't too picky with his prey and I think it fits him well because of it.

Zilla: Deal with the Devil - withakgames This was also on the character songs, prior. BUT I have a perfect song for her now that matches her. I thought of this being funny for her given the line, "smile sweetly as I lie, who here has the strongest might." P.s. do not listen to this song without headphones or in a room with people. The beginning be WACK.

Claudia: Brain Fluid Explosion Girl - Will Stetson What's going on in her mind, the whole, the absolute chaos of the whole song gets me for her. I recently found her more serious song, so I'll be getting rid of it from their song list, BUT YES, imagine her brain full of ideas and this is how crazy it is, 24/7.

P.s.s. I've updated the song list with the more serious, songs that fit all of them better, except Lynette. I have a perfect song for her, but can't put it as one of the lines is a literal spoiler for something revealed later. xD

ANYWAY, THANK YOU AGAIN. I'm sorry these may be a little of repeats from before BUT these were their jokey songs. I hope you like them!

AND HAVE A SWEETIE BOBEANIE DAAAAAY!!!

[darkicedragon]

darkicedragon https://twitter.com/foxfeather/status/1524765842231201792?t=_FmZCftIVVcAhgU9OrFHjA&s=19 threaaaad azure OH MY GOD BEST DAD Muzaka just hatching all the bbies darkicedragon ...does frankenstein sometimes get egg broody 😂 but muzaka also helps by sitting on eggs and they hatch a lil bab m21 azure peacock Franken with the longest tail sitting on the 1 egg like =^= azure YESSSSS the tiniest, wiggliest birb bby QwQ darkicedragon yessssss muzaka like //places entire rabbit on ms head// 'there ya go!' 0w0 ono 'why u no eat? its smol!' azure OMG that vid with the confuss birb dad just putting an entire mouse on bby XD darkicedragon exactly XD azure Franken knows what to do uuu feeding bby M tiny bits Muzaka like (|)v(|)??? *heaaaad tilt at what Franken is doing* darkicedragon muzaka prob just has to pre-chew for m, bc i dont think hed be able to rip small enough chunks for him XDDDDD but he could maybe try to get very smol lizards for m azure OMGGG tiny bby flopping on his face bc smol and no good balance as he "hunts" the lizards

[complete-idiot-in-love]

Once Upon a Witchlight: Episode 42! (SPOILERS AHEAD!!)

Still love these goofy bitches :3

Twig being dead is so sad, Alexa play Despacito

My S/I would definitely be on the floor sobbing or sobbing into Torbek bc they'd feel so bad for not doing more to protect Twig

NO, DO NOT GIVE TWIG WITCHLIGHT KREMY. ONE IT WOULD DEFINITELY HURT TORBEK AND TWO WE DON'T NEED A ZOMTWIG WITH A MURDEROUS DOUBLE PERSONALITY

If the scene wasn't so sad, I'm sure Kremy would be plundering the bronze toad for its money, bronze frog would be EMPTIED fr fr

I wonder what the rubix cube Frost got does (I don't care what Nikki says, it's a rubix cube to me)

I find it extremely sus that Twig died in the room with “Child sized coffins" in it, like was she always meant to die and the party just got too attached or what?

Torbek apologizing for not fighting good enough WHEN HE LITERALLY ALMOST DIED is so sad, leave my favorite pathetic cat man alone >:(

TORBEKS WOUNDS LOOKING WORSE BECAUSE HE TRIED USING HIS WITCHLIGHT. ANDY I'M GOING TO HURT YOU /J, LEAVE MY BESTIE ALONE (T-T)

“I just wanna bring her back, not for me but for you" The " Ironic” husbands strike again, love my dad's so much

Gideon telling Torbek to his face that he doesn't care if he dies is so funny for some reason but also I WOULD CARE GIDEON, I WOULD CARE SO MUCH!

THE DRAWING LABELED “MY FAMILY" WHY NIKKI? WHYYYYYYYY??? (T-T)

Torbek with Mr. Moony the puppet is so funny, him puppeteering it is very appreciated during these sad moments

When they talk about their dice rolls in their characters voices all i can imagine is the actual characters being forced to roll dice for their actions

OH FUCK, BAVLORNA CAUGHT US STEALING HER SHIT :O

"Please don't make Hootsie an orphan" "WATTA DO, MRS. BLIGHTSTRAW?" Two types of people fr fr

Gideon is so damn angry about Twig dying

They are all so dumb but i love these goofy bitches

Bavlorna is so gross, we love a manic pixie dream girl! /j

"OH HELL YEAH, COOKIES!" -My S/I (9 intelligence frfr)

"You would make a great coat!" OH HELL NAH, BAVLORNA IS DYING IF SHE MESSES WITH MY HOMIE TORBEK

BEEZLEBERRY COOKIES YESSS

What is it with the hags and acting like grandmas? "Granny Nightshade"? "Mommy Lorna"?

Torbek drinking trash water and Frost getting hairballs XD

Torbek definitely does single white guy cooking, bro will eat anything fr fr

Torbek's animal impressions are spot on /j

"YOU WANT ME TO USE HER MOUTH LIKE A DAMN NUTCRACKER?" - Gideon calmly asked /j

Husband fight, couples therapy imminent

If Bavlorna was good and not batshit crazy, she'd definitely be someone who I could see adopting Torbek or my S/I.

SCABATHA >:( /THREATENINGLY

Big-brimmed hat darkling mommy /j

YOOOO NAT 20 FOR GRICKO ON INSIGHT, LESSS GOOOOO

Oh fuck, accidental murder????

MORE COOKIES FOR TORBEK AND I POGGG, Besties share a sweet tooth

Earl grey tea and beezleberry cookies sound so good right now fr fr

Torbek please don't make a deal with Bavlorna

OH FUCK, ACCIDENTAL MURDER!!!

Gideon spinning his cup counterclockwise in anger is going to kill the party

KREMY IS DEFINITELY GOING TO KILL THE PARTY BY MENTIONING THE BOOK

"We don't talk about the fourth sister" I SWEAR TO THE GODS IF IT'S ZYBILNA I AM GOING TO SCREAM FR FR

It's so sus that the FROG hag doesn't own the FROG bag of holding, i don't think Bavlorna is telling the truth

TASHA? LIKE TASHA'S HIDEOUS LAUGHTER?? OMFG MY S/I HAS THAT SPELLS!!

Fribblefrabble grizzlegrazzle comeback :D love it when they callback to previous jokes!

Gricko... That was a robot of Tasha, not the actual lady

Receiving your older sister's taxidermied corpse as a gift is so morbid what da hell Bavlorna

"You're clearly the good sister" KREMY SHE JUST SAID SHE WAS GONNA TAXIDERMY A CORPSE AND GIVE IT AS A GIFT

TWIG IS BACK!!! YESSSSS

OH FUCK SHE'S BLIND NOW, THE BLUE ROSES BLINDED HER

Is... Is she blind?? Bro idk

"She's rigt behind me isn't she" moment from every movie ever /j

Sea cucumber Robert rectangle pants returns!!

Once Upon a Witchlight's catchphrase is "From a certain point of view"

"Torbek, have another cookie" WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO BE EVIL, I WANT A NICE COOKIE GRANDMA SO BADLY (I may do something with her in my S/I's backstory)

FROST NOOOO, DON'T FLIRT WITH BAVLORNA

"Torbek has sticky fingers" YEAH I WONDER WHY, "ALLEGED" PUBLIC MASTERBAITER

PIERRE IS SO SAD AS A NPC, BRO GOT HIS FACE OBLITERATED AND IS NOW GONNA BE A SLAVE TO BAVLORNA

Gricko x Bloodytoes ship is sailing so hard this episode (Grickotoes? Bloodygrin?)

Torbek just absolutely not understanding Frost's telepathy is so good

LET MY BOY ENJOY HIS COOKIES FROST, HE DESERVES NICE THINGS

"Bodaicous T is saying no!" I love that nickname so much and am so glad it came back

"You're gonna be filled with regret if you make this deal" "BUT MAKING DEALS IS FUN!" MY ALLIGATOR DAD EVERYONE, DUMBASSNESS RUNS IN THE FAMILY I GUESS

Torbek has my same love for sweets, this is why he's my bestie

Twig is so cool, i will literally kill her insecurities

NOOOOO, NO MORE FROG LICKIN??? (T-T)

TWIG TOADSPRING? HER FULL NAME??

WE ARE A BIG FAMILY YESSSSSS!!!

Gideon always forget Torbek and it's so funny!!! Huge ass bugbear and he's always forgot about

"Smells like shit, TORBEK!" OMFG DYING

"Not only can't I smell but I also can't SHI-" TWIG NOOOOO

BLOODYTOES X GRICKO IS 100% BUILT ON VIOLENCE, GIRLBOSS AND HER MALEWIFE FR FR

Pierre is so fucked

"Are there any burritos here?" FROST OMFG

Bloodytoes being so unbelievably unhelpful is so funny

Torbek is always hungry and I headcanon it's because of the witchlight

When will Frost meet his beloved swam boat again /j

Please still have pigtunia!!! I love that pig!!!

STOP TRYING TO KILL THE WILDLIFE KREMY

NOOOO JEREMY!!!

NAT 20 FROM TWIG TO KILL JEREMY OMFG

"No one would marry that FUCK, HES A MEAN OL BASTARD!" Reanimated Twig is a badass

STUFFED PIGTUNIA OMG SO CUTE!!!!

SOMEONE FINISHED THIS MODULE IN 5 SESSIONS???? HOW???

We love Snail no. 2 in this house

Killing Pierre at this point is a gift to him

Pierre killing montage with Gricko on a popsicle Sugar high

"We can go to Wendy's" "WENDY'S NUTS!" My S/I and Gricko would definitely collab on deez nuts jokes bc of Gricko's curse

WE GOT THE INN AT THE END OF THE ROAD BACK, YESSSSS

SUN AND MOON COUPLE, MR. MOONY?? (Also my favorite ship type)

WE'RE ALL MUSHROOM PEOPLE NOW AND LEVEL 5 YESSSSSSSS

[superbattrash]

“I’ve learned to conceal my power!”

HECK YEAH, MY CLEVER BOY, A FAST LEARNER \o/

Like hell my man is gonna be killed that easily 🙄

Oh, this is when goku had all of the brains, he’s so smart, my baby boy ;w; sensu beans for the win btw!!!!

“Hi Bulma’s mom!!!” Oh sweetie XD you are so awkward with flirting, I love you so muchhhhh ~ and at least you’re super polite :’)

He’s so impatient!!!!! And the little nose boop 😩 CUTIE PATOOTIE!!!

God. This really is classic Dragon Ball 🥰✨

“I’m not supposed to mangle with whatshisface” LORD YOU ARE SO ME BOY. And to think you’re gonna unlock so muuuuccchhh from this whatshisface, eeeeeep

When he gets to go all out like this and not against my other babies??? Yesssssssss

“Frieza’s peacock” oh dear, that is weirdly accurate. God he is. Not as pretty when he makes the croc transformation 😰 that’s for sure

VEGETA LOOK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!

God, there’s nothing worse than when he gets humiliated ;w; Get your ass kicked so you can get stronger and kill him!!!! Come on babe

Vegeta using his brain 🫦✨ Vegeta being smarter than the baddies 🥰✨ Vegetaaaa ~

Sigh. Bulma, no. Bad Bulma! No drooling over the handsome bad guy — at least no the green haired handsome bad guy >:/

Yesssss, monologue, Geta, monologue away ~ 🥰

Oh, season 2 already? Weird place to sto- oh okay there are a few episodes missing there >:/ oh well, I know the story by heart, it’s fine, as long as they don’t skip the fight later 🤷🏻

[hollow-pride]

"Dare you to say something nice about Chloe to her face." North =D

Send my muse dares - ACCEPTING!

「Nines ⸥  ― “Go die in a ditch, North.” He hates Chloe.

[nim-lock]

Oh my good god I love Boot to bits! He’s such a wonderful character and I already have a big fat crush on him haha. I think it’s awesome that you tackled the body fluids problem with his disability. I myself am a little uncomfortable with it irl, but I think it’s also so important to portray the “ugly side” of things. Those no one likes to talk about. You did it such a great job! I think we should normalize talking about such things because even if it’s icky, it’s a part of life especially when we talk about people with such disabilities. Leaving this topic out just seems disrespectful. Like we’re just picking out the “good things” and ignore everything else. I hope we’ll see more of Boot! Thanks for creating such a great character!

Ahhh <33333 ; v ; yesssss me, sobbing: oh people like my boy?

Yarr everyone wants different things out of their fiction; I personally enjoy delving into the mundane in a fantastical setting. Every so often I dig into a New Thing and begin to desensitize myself to it (it's like picking a fistfight with your own brain but consensually) because I find it a good time xD There's a lot of shame associated with incontinence, and I would like to personally get to a point where I toss out a bunch of negative associations, and simply have a bunch of neutral knowledge on the situation.

[crystalsamethyst]

Continued!!

Oh? After that kill, the strange mark on Harper's face grew a little? And the voice (patron?) in their head was like 'good job, proud of ya for protecting your friends!' I'm so fricken intrigued about who it is. Husband won't tell me xD

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We found the cave and my druid distantly hears chanting in abyssal. We're not too happy about that. Arathorn can sense there is a portal opening and we are nooooot happy about that.

Going in to stop that ritual, and my druid was able to notice chokers. We managed to sneak past them but I learned what they are today. No bueno.

OMG THE CASTY BOY IS A YUAN-TI! WE KNOW THE RACE! We fucking miss Taipei, our old Yuan-ti companion. Wish you were here even though your player person was pretty much done with you.

Omg and it's one I (Am) recognize from one of my other favourite campaigns. Heheheheheh. I'll betray you in every universe, dude.

We rolled. So. Bad. On initiative. Thank god for Arathorn because the wizard and my druid both rolled a 3.

Ohhhhhhh boy perhaps we should've short rested beforehand. Bardlock got restrained and sliced with a blade on fire and it was hella damage oh my god.

They're getting into a counterspell battle! First one I've witnessed! And unfortunately, we're the losers. This guy is mad powerful. Will we die?? ..... Mayhaps.

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!!!!! Our elf ranger companion, newbie to actual adventuring, has successfully taken down the Yuan-ti! Good for him!

And Harper continues to do the finishing blows! The journey to the dark side is a slide!

Time to loot his body. Magic bracers, magic sword, and, a sending stone. To who? I kind of want to speak into it but I'm a bit worried it's a fuckin demon lord or something and that would not be wise.

The magic ritual circle is to summon an extraplanar circle. There's a black spike in the middle...... Hrm.... Whomst?

Oh fuck snakeboy's blood touches and shatters it. Oh no. Oh wait ok it's fine, it was a contract symbol and we killed the contract holder. The air around us isn't quite as dense now...

That was definitely the source of at least the necrotic damage, but maybe not the goblins and such.

So with that, we're ending for the night and moving our evenings doing this to Sundays! I repeat, new dnd nights are Sundays!

Edit: WE FUCKING LEVELED UP! YESSSSS!!!!

Dnd: Brought to you by delicious chicken piccata!

Magus is back! And a little upsetti he's been poofed yet again. Sorry, Magus! Our wizard will eventually find a way to figure out how to do something about it.

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Our wizard cast minor illusion on a regular deck of cards to make a picture book of our pirate fight in the campaign our characters were from. The elven guide, Arathorn, is very jealous and thinks he would be great at it.

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Druid: Wait, you learned how to use guns at the wizard academy?!

Wizard: Uhhh, yeah?

Bardlock: Do you remember how to use one?

Wizard: No lol

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DM: So your party is very stealthy, the journey is uneventful. You come out-

Bardlock: I'm gay!

DM: Good for you. You come out into a clearing-

There are 4 white wolves with psionics. Why. I don't wanna fight wolves. I love them. But! We are ready for them! I am summoning velociraptors. I gotta bring out the excel spreadsheet.

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DM: These creatures are pretty big so even behind a tree you can see its ass- is that a fruit by the foot??

Me, mouth full of fruit snack: Mhrm

DM: Nice.

I gave them all fruit snacks afterwards

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The wolves are 8-16 feet tall? Hello?? That's too fuckin large versus my poor tiny creature velociraptors. I have only one left as of this sentence. It did one little bite. But! They served as a good buffer for one round while the rest of us began to run out!

My velociraptor survived another round and managed to get both hits in! If it takes the wolf down it's going to be hilarious. Also I want the yellow starburst even though I won an orange one from melting the crap out of one wolf with burning hands and my fire spirit's flame spit.

One of the wolves is fighting an illusion doing psychic damage, aka, bad vibes air. At least he's off doing his own thing.

Oh hey. I cleared out two more, including yellow and pink starburst, with a leveled up fireball. Wildfire druid ftw. And our bardlock killed the last one! Proud of ya, Harper. Great job!