#oh my .. aren´t they cute

[prettygreenpills]

can u pretty pls write some sub narcissa 🙏🏼

Come to daddy - Narcissa Black

Warnings: sub!Narcissa, dom!reader, daddy kink, fingering, strap fucking, strap sucking, mentions of slapping and hair pulling, etc

You slapped the blonde´s ass cheeks and you earned a moan from her. A smirk spread across your face as she did so and you slapped her once more, already leaving a red mark on the blonde´s ass.

“We like this, don’t we?” Asking her with a proud smirk, you plunged two fingers inside of her and slapped her once more. Oh how you loved situations like this…

“Y/n… s-silencing charm-“

“Why? Don’t you want the others hear what a slut you are for me Narcissa? Are you ashamed of that I am making you feel good with these actions?” You asked her back when your fingers got a little rougher and she just moaned in response. Oh how you loved this woman… “I thought so. But if you want to, you can put on the silencing charms," you smiled at her kindly and watched the woman get up from the bed with that pretty red ass of hers.

Narcissa put on the silencing charms and then she looked at you. While she was busy with the idea if someone could hear you two, you took out a strap and put it on, leaving Narcisssa speechless once she turned around and saw you.

"I-"

"Come to daddy my love," you smiled at her and sat onto the armchair. Narcissa immediately knew what did you have in mind and she got onto her knees, looking up into your eyes. "Suck me off like a good girl," you smiled at her and Narcissa immediatelly took the strap into her hands.

Watching her while she was bobbing up and down on the strap, you took a fist full of her hair and started guiding her. You knew that Narcissa loved it, she loved to be controlled.

"That´s a good girl. Drooling for my cock aren´t we?" You asked her and Narcissa took the strap that deep into her mouth, she softly choked.

She took you by your thighs and kept holding onto you as if she was about to fall back. You liked that Narcissa wasn´t that sure in few things and you had to guide her. She looked so cute like that.

Narcissa took your strap as deep as possible and choked on the plastic toy. You just smiled and brushed her cheek, making her look up at you with the teary eyes of hers.

"Just breath baby... you are doing such a good job," you told her, asking her to do it for a little more. Narcissa nodded her head and she kept going. You couldn´t help but the imagination of Narcissa sucking you off like this was leaving you wet. And what you had now between your thighs...

You pulled her by her hair and Narcissa let out a soft moan. Pulling her onto her feet and turning her around, you didn´t say a word to her and just pushed her onto the bed, laying on her back.

"Open wide for me," you said as you crawled up onto the bed between her legs. Narcissa did as she was told and she was holding her lower thighs for you, so she kept herself spread out.

You only smiled over her little action and lowered your body over hers, your mouth at her ear.

"Be as loud as you can. And that´s a command."

With that, you pushed two fingers into her without any warning. Narcissa let out a soft moan and you smirked over the fact how wet she was.

"This wet already?" You asked proudly and when Narcissa nodded her head and let out a loud moan, you knew that she meant it. Smiling for yourself you became a bit harder with your hand, fucking her at the speed you liked. When she let out a quiet moan and bit on her lip, you frowned and slapped her milky thigh. "What did I say?"

"T-To be as l-loud as p-possible- oh Merlin!" She let out a high pitched moan when you added another finger.

"Then do it." You told her harshly and Narcissa moaned out loud. She was letting out loud moans this time and you smiled. She listened.

Leaning down while supporting yourself on your free hand, you started sucking on her beautiful boobs. Narcissa´s hands immediately found your hair and she softly pulled when you bit down on her nipple. She moaned into your ear, earning another bite from you for being such a good girl.

When you pulled away from her boobs after both of them got your full attention, you looked between your bodies. Your strap was ready to use and without looking up at Narcissa, you lowered your hips to her level and pushed in the whole length. You didn´t even need the lube, she was so wet.

"Oh-" Narcissa moaned softly and you closed your eyes. Her perfect body was now laying under you and you were the one who had the full control. Looking down into her frowining face, you kept moving your hips against her. "Yes!"

When you heard that little moan, you knew you had found her spot. Making sure you hit it few times in a row, you kept your position and kept moving in and out of her. Narcissa´s hands flew to your back and she started scratching it, making you hiss.

"Play with your clit for me," you commanded her beacuse you wanted to see her shaking and because you wanted one of her hands to let go. You didn´t want her to control you.

"Y-yes- oh god-"

When Narcissa´s fingers arrived to her clit, she tensed up. You rested your hands on the headboard and made Narcissa wrap her legs around your body. When she felt you so deep, you saw her eyes roll back into her scalp and you held her hips.

"S-So good-" she moaned out. You knew that Narcissa loved to feel you as deep as possible. And you weren´t about to take it from her. "Fuck Daddy!"

Your eyes widened at her moan. She had never called you that...

"Daddy?" Asking back from her you made her nod her head. Then she blushed a bit, clearly not realizing what was happening around her and inside of her. "Keep it up."

"Y-Yes D-Daddy-" Narcissa whined out and her hand got even faster on her clit. She was so desperate to feel something, to be pleasured... you couldn´t do anything just smile down at her desperation.

You saw that Narcissa´s body began to shake every few seconds. Knowing that she was closer and closer to her release, you sped up your hips, making the night unforgettable for her. Narcissa let out a whine and her fingers got even faster, what you didn´t think was even possible. The muscles on her legs started to clench and you already knew what was this about.

"Are we close to cumming baby? Hm?"

"Y-Yes Daddy! Fuck!" Narcissa cried out and she arched in her back. You loved the sight of her body when Narcissa couldn´t control it. But you could.

Pushing your hips more and more against her and a little faster, made Narcissa cry out. Her hand was so fast and her clit was that swolled, you couldn´t even say if it was real.

"Daddy! P-Please! Cum-" Narcissa was crying out louder and louder by every second and she moved her hips up, what you didn´t like. She was allowing herself too much.

You pinned her hips down into the bed and held her there, not letting her move. Only movement she was allowed to do was to stimulate her clit.

"You want to cum? How badly?" You teased her, knowing that she was already on the edge... of cumming and crying as well.

"S-So b-badly- please!" She cried out and let out a loud moan as if she was reading your mind.

"You are not cumming today," you said with a smirk on her face and pulled out, letting the woman cry out on the bed. You loved the control... you couldn´t say that you didn´t.

[walkingstackofbooks]

DS9 4x23 The Quickening thoughts (I’m re-watching, so beware spoilers for future episodes!) [8 Sept ‘23]

How does this episode start with something as silly as Quark's stupid advertising stunt?! XD

"And believe me, I will have fun." Yeah, Kira is scary. I love it.

I actually adore that shot of Julian and Jadzia transporting down, and the panoramic view.

"I slept in a bed for the first time on my life." That is devastating

"I'm sorry I don't understand. I- I thought you said you could help her." Juliaaaan <3 <3 <3

I love that both Julian and Jadzia have discarded the Prime Directive straight away, with their "we've got sophisticated equipment, we can help!" mindset!

"I thought you l this was a hospital. That you were a healer?" "I am. I take away pain." I have so much respect for Trevean, honestly.

"Well, there's nothing for us to do here. We should go." That's so unlike Julian. Gosh. He's so frustrated by this all!

"Come back for us within a week. With any luck we should have a cure by then." So optimistic! I can see why people would say he's arrogant, and he's definitely naive... but if they have cured a plague in three days it's also not baseless?? And the other two aren;t exactly saying "hah, that's impossible/unlikely, Julian".

Ekoria is so cute. "How would you like to see a picture of your baby?" Her smile!!! :3

Julian's excitement and inability to not use medical words XD

"Ekoria, where did you get all this food?" Jadzia being the gentle emotionally intelligent one next to Julian's unthinking "starving" <3

"I was saving it for my death, but something tells me I'm not going to need it anymore." Her faith from the outset makes this all so more devastating.

Julian doesn't have a problem with people not liking him -- but when people say they don't need a doctor? He needs them to need him -- and he needs to be allowed to help.

"What if I told you there was a chance you didn't have to die. I'm a doctor." It is SO much of his identity. (Feeling some DBIP feels for when he thinks he's gonna be stripped of that part of him.)

"Fixing a broken bone and curing the blight are two different things." "I know that." 💔💔💔

"Others have come here with promises of a cure, and stirred up hope, took food and clothing in exchange for their elixirs." I'm so curious about this, were they actually trying to help and failed and gave up, or were they scammers - in which case, I guess it's an easy planet to scam but for what, really? You do definitely understand Trevean's point of view though.

"I'm not making any promises." At least you know that much, Julian.

"Maybe my people don't deserve your help." "Oh they've just been suffering for so long they've lost hope that things can be better." Now that's the Julian I know and adore -- I love how these two together build up each other's hope and faith in other people 😭😭😭

"I suppose you're gonna wanna bleed me?" "Oh, um, a little." Welp XD I assumed the answer was going to be no 😂

"I cancelled my death for you. I was really looking forward to it." Oh no. I know what's coming. He gets a worse death. Oh, this is all so sad

"Think of it. She may well be holding the cure in her hands. Do you think we should tell her what she's giving them?" "She's nervous enough about using the hypo. It's better we wait till we're positive." He's too eager, just can't wait - I get that Julian, but good work on listening to Dax even if you're disappointed, because she's right.

It's the Kukulaka conversation!

"Trust me." "I do." Ohhh 💔💔

"I was watching you. You're very good with patients." HE'S SO SWEET

"But death comes to everyone in the end." "Except Kukalaka." How did that come to your mind as the next thing to say?! This is the most ADHD, such a random thing XD I'd forgotten how he'd brough Kukalaka up 😂

"Help me, Bashir!" fuuuuuuck

"Come on, breathe. Breathe. Breathe." "Julian..." "Breathe." This scene is everything. All the feels. This is my favourite sort of emotion.

"These people believed in me and look where that got them." 😭😭

"You know what worries me Julian, is that without me you won't have anyone to translate for you." Oh that was so soft :3 just a quiet lil joke. I adore Dax ❤❤

Him just carrying all that equipment by himself! :o

"Oh not a task. A privilege. Can you show me how to make it?" "I was hoping you'd ask that." Not me crying. 😭😭😭💔💔💔

"Good work." "Thank you, sir." He just shuts down with Sisko's praise. My HEART. Oh, Julian.

"But their children won't." "That's what I keep telling myself, sir." He says that so quickly, you can tell he doesn't believe it. That whole scene is just... I think it tells us so much about Julian. Yes, he's too brash and loud and naive sometimes, but everything comes from a place of caring so, so much about everyone... I love him, you know?

[jkgnggj]

i had to download mobile canva for this it was so hard to use on such a tiny screen pfft BUT IT WAS SO WORTH IT HEHE ok i shall discuss under the cut bc this was a lil tricky to categorize >.< also ty for letting me use ur template @no-psi-nan <333

꒰⁠⑅⁠ᵕ⁠༚⁠ᵕ⁠꒱⁠˖⁠♡ primary partner material ♡⁠˖⁠꒰⁠ᵕ⁠༚⁠ᵕ⁠⑅⁠꒱

♡ torisai ♡ so ofc first we have saiki bc torisai was my first ever tori ship <333 i mean mikorei was there but it was mostly just them as besties not really romantic yet at the time, but I had major torisai brainrot esp after cat tank thing and all other torisai eps it's sorta what got me to realize i loved tori sm, i love their dynamic and how they bully but still care for each other omg

♡ torikechi ♡ my current tori ship (bc torisai became too angsty for me i read all torisai fics and always felt so dead inside after reading the angst ones </3 so torikechi healed my heart) they're just so silly and yes touma bullies tori but he also is a lil baby boy who'd be madly in love with him and probs one of the only ppl who'd be nice to him at the same time, i think it'd be funny if touma kept flirting with his dumbass and tori wouldn't even notice bc he'd be like it's what bros do or like his comments would just go over his head, i just like the thought of oblivious tori pfft

♡ mikorei ♡ so first tori ship technicallyyyy but i don't count it bc there was no brainrot at the time but they're aesthetics and like dynamic so enemies to best friends to lovers yk and they'd still argue and annoy each other to bits and pieces but tori would be so loyal and miko could tame him with the snap of her fingers nobody not even saiki could do that (pissing off saiki is fun but pissing off Miko is actually scary (and not the sexy scary like saiki but the scary scary))

꒰⁠⑅⁠ᵕ⁠༚⁠ᵕ⁠꒱⁠˖⁠♡ besties with benefits ♡⁠˖⁠꒰⁠ᵕ⁠༚⁠ᵕ⁠⑅⁠꒱

♡ yumetori ♡ now for this category i don't see anyone / i can see anyone as bwb but i prefer to use this category more as a like part two or less strong primary partner material category bc i can totes see chiyo and tori as best friends who are so desperate they end up falling for each other by accident (esp if it's a friends with benefits relationship) but i don't ship them as hard as I ship the poly psychickers or psychicker ships with tori

♡ satori ♡ i can't really see them as a friends with benefits relationship so again it's more of a "i ship them but not as hard as the psychickers" type of thing but i do think they have potential to have that type of relationship, mostly initiated by tori (maybe as a revenge thing against saiki like ha! i tainted ur perfect average guy what're u gonna do sai- oh shit i can see why you like him) i just like the idea of tori trynna ruin him but ends up ruining himself (or his idea of himself) it'd be so funny if out of everyone toris bi awakening is with the most average guy ever™ (he lies awake at night contemplating life)

꒰⁠⑅⁠ᵕ⁠༚⁠ᵕ⁠꒱⁠˖⁠♡ platonic besties ♡⁠˖⁠꒰⁠ᵕ⁠༚⁠ᵕ⁠⑅⁠꒱

♡ kubotori ♡ i hc them as like found family, i have so many hcs of them i wanna share but haven't bc i doubt anyone wants to hear them (⁠´⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠.̫⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠`⁠) but they have a brother dynamic to me tho the ship dynamic is really cute and I love the fanart but personally i hc them having a more platonic relationship

♡ nentori ♡ like with kubotori i hc them having a brotherly dynamic, and at first i never thought of them but yk since nendous dad is toris guardian spirit they already got a connection soooo i like to think tori tried getting closer to nendou jr to get rid of his ghost dad so he could pass on already but it didn't work and only gave him another brother lol

꒰⁠⑅⁠ᵕ⁠༚⁠ᵕ⁠꒱⁠˖⁠♡ good friends ♡⁠˖⁠꒰⁠ᵕ⁠༚⁠ᵕ⁠⑅⁠꒱

♡ shuntori ♡ as a ship it's ok ive never really seen fanart or fics except for this one comic in japanese it was soo cute but i prefer them as friends (reluctantly) their connection mainly being thru their interactions with aren, they wouldn't be besties but they'd still hang out together bc of aren he's like the middle man

♡ meratori ♡ idk the name for their ship? friendship? i also didn't give them much thought except they have potential (just like almost any tori ship tbh) esp bc i hc tori gets his spending money by working, he's got lots of side jobs just like mera except it's bc he can never keep them for too long they always end up firing him bc he's just bad at keeping jobs and gets too many complaints (mainly from girls) so i like to think they're probs coworkers or have been coworkers (also has tori ever even interacted with mera? has he ever flirted with her? idk i don't remember)

♡ toriko ♡ again idk their (friend)ship name but i think tori would def be the type to be swayed by money and saikos power or whatever i imagine him being like oh money will impress the girlies, so at first it's like them disliking each other but then they become friends somehow after interacting so much plus since tori is already friends with aren and nendou who are basically saikos besties he's auto invited to stuff involving them (whether saiko invites him or not the other two do, nendou bc the more the merrier and aren to piss saiko off pft)

♡ haitori ♡ i like picturing tori with the himbos (hairo, nendou, aren) admiring their swoleness and low-key digging their body, he follows them to the gym bc he wants to be just like and hairo is basically his hype man and number one supporter and fan and personal trainer pfft

[sydsaint]

Rizz master Danny G 💜

Summary: The reader keeps running into Daniel. And their conversations are always fun.

You're running late to Dynamite on account of your Uber getting lost. The show has already been on the air for half an hour when you finally arrive and hurry backstage. You quickly type out a text to Wheeler, letting him know where you are.

"Well well well, slow down there, sweetheart." Angelo Parker stops you backstage when he sees you trying to hurry by.

"Ugh," You look up from your phone. "Not you two stooges." You glance between Angelo and Matt. "Where's the third stooge? Too busy kissing Jericho's ass to hang out with his buddies anymore?"

Your snark earns a chuckle from Matt, but Angelo remains stoic. "Funny," He sneers at you. "Where are you off to in such a hurry, dollface? You ain't running off to your Blackpool Combat Club buddies so soon, are you?" He asks you.

"Well, they are certainly better company than you fools," You laugh. "Now can you move? Or do I have to go through you?" You set a hand on your hip and challenge Angelo's willingness to keep you.

Angelo stares at you for a few seconds before he eventually gives in. He looks like he's about to move off to the side when the star of the show graces you with his presence.

"Damn, Y/N. You ain't even been here ten minutes and you're already in a bitchy mood?" Daniel pops up between Angelo and Matt. "But, I guess having to pretend to be interested in that loser Wheeler Yuta would do that to any girl." He flashes you a smug smile.

"Oh, and the prodigal son returns!" You roll your eyes. "You know it was nice of you to remove yourself from Chris Jericho's ass for a moment so the three stooges could reunite, Danny."

Daniel laughs and steps in front of Matt and Angelo. "So snarky tonight, Y/N," He licks his lips, taking a moment to look you up and down. "Keep that fire going baby. I love a challenge."

"Ew," You sneer, wrinkling your nose in disgust. "Get over yourself, ladies man." You push his chest with your hand and move Daniel off to the side of you. "You aren''t as cute as you think you are, Garcia."

"I know," Daniel replies. "I'm even cuter." He winks at you. "And you're into me, Y/N. You just don't want to admit it. But don't stress about it baby. Imma make you mine soon enough."

You roll your eyes again and walk past the three stooges. "In your dreams, playboy." You shout behind yourself as you turn the corner out of sight.

Later into the night you're hanging at ringside with Wheeler whiile Mox and Claudio are in a tag match against Penta and PAC. Wheeler stands guard while you lean against the corner of the ring casually.

"Yuta, come on, relax," You notice the tense look on Wheeler's face. "You're stressing me out over here."

"Sorry, Y/N." Wheeler stops pacing and comes to a stop in front of you. "It's just, I have a bad feeling about being out here." He explains.

You push off the ring post and put a hand on Wheeler's shoulder. "Why? We've got nothing to worry about, Yuta. Mox and Claudio are gonna beat Pac and Penta. Then we'll be back in the safety of the locker room before you know it." You assure him.

"Right. I guess if you're not worried." Yuta nods.

You mimic his nod and go back to leaning against the ring post. The action in the ring ends with Mox picking up the win by pinning Pac. The bell rings and you wait for Mox and Claudio to finish up their gloating when suddenly the JAS theme plays over the speaker system.

"Oh, god," You glance up the ramp to see Angelo and Matt heading down the ramp with Daniel at thier side.

Wheeler wastes no time in posting back up at your side at the JAS comes down the ramp. Matt and Angelo make a B-line for Mox and Claudio. This leaves Daniel a clear path to you and Wheeler.

"Man, you just don't know when to quit, do you, Garcia?" You ask Daniel as he comes around the corner, a smug look gracing his face.

"Nope," Daniel replies. "It's part of my charm." He winks at you.

Wheeler steps in front of you puffed out chest, ready to defend you. "Leave her alone, Garcia."

"Go help Mox and Claudio, Wheeler." You stop him with a shake of your head.

"But-" Wheeler protests.

You shake your head again and point to the ring. "Go! I can handle Daniel." You assure him.

Wheeler slips into the ring with a nod and you turn back to Daniel.

"Damn, didn't take you long to train him, huh, Y/N." Garcia jokes with a grin. "Does he carry your bags and come when he's called too?"

"He does," You reply cooly. "Why? You looking to be ordered around, Garcia? I thought Chris was already handling that for you? Or is it Sammy Guevara that's got you on a leash now?" You ask him with a smug grin.

Daniel scoffs with a half-smile. "I'd watch my mouth, dollface. Before it lands you in trouble." He warns you.

"Ooo, I'm shaking," You laugh. "Please, Garcia. I've been more scared of bad airplane food than you. You've lost your edge, Danny."

"Have I now?" Daniel steps towards you and you unconsciously take a step back. "You know I bet this whole bad bitch thing you got going on is all an act." He suggests. "I bet behind closed doors you ain't so tough."

Your back hits the ring corner back but you don't back down. "You couldn't handle me behind closed doors, Daniel." You assure him.

"Yeah? Wanna bet?" Daniel replies sharply, his gaze switching from your lips to your eyes a few times.

Before things can go any further Wheeler's got ahold of your arm and is pulling you to safety. Daniel turns sharply on his heel and glares at Wheeler. You laugh at his anger and back up the ramp with Wheeler, Mox, and Claudio.

"Looks like I win this one, Garcia!" You shout at him. "See you around, Danny!" You wave to him as you walk off.

"Damn it," Danny muttered as he watched your retreating form, your taunts echoing through his mind. This wouldn't be the last time your paths would cross, Danny would make sure of it. 

[thegamingcatmom]

Missing my tol feral demon gf 🥺 is she doing okay? Her face regenerated good? Are her humping needs being met?

throw a raw steak 🥩 into the building for me please, our gf need to be healthy and strong to enjoy her good girl 💪🏻

HELLAW

You checking in on Momma is just so stinking CUTE I can´t- 😭🥺🫶

And...bearing gifts? Oh my...you are quite the charmer, aren´t you? Of course such a needy loyal little thing like you would know that the way to Momma´s half-deceased heart is straight through her stomach...or her nose because that smell, my god-!

Maggot Momma has got such a loyal fanbase...as she should have. She´s made absolutely sure of that.😈

(There might have been death threats at some point...)

But, to answer your question, Momma is just peachy, absolutely smothering her darling Drama Queen right in this moment and she´s still hellbent on finding out what needs to be done she´s close so close to remembering and-

...moving on.

Her face has healed up quite nicely as well, didn´t even take a whole week which is most impressive considering how utterly mangled it looked and Momma might just be a tad bit smug about it because there´s no way she could ever forget the look of shock, of awe on her precious Drama Queen´s face, it´s burned itself into her very being and she´s this close to just-

And wearing the biggest smile, most unhinged, looking like a maniac because she has to see it again, needs to see her darling mate look at her like that again and again and again and-

(Meanwhile:)

*Sighs*

So dramatic.

But, at the same time, a part of her desperately wishes this modified human shell was capable of scarring, of bearing nasty wounds because that´s gonna show these misfits just who is in charge, who is not to be messed with because she´s their alpha.

But, most importantly, it´s gonna show her darling mate just who is their rightful alpha. Because, as we know, the only things that matter when it comes to laying claim to a female are strength and size and Momma has more than proved her worth. Having defended them, protected them, reclaimed them as any worthy mate should.

So you can bet your ass if Momma´s (stolen) body was capable of actually showing her battles she´d be strutting about like no tomorrow. Showing off, smug af, gloating about the looks of awe and terror she´s receiving in equal measure.

...But not before making absolutely sure she´s got someone´s undivided attention because surely that´s gonna make them swoon-

(...I mean-)

But yeah, there´s been less content about Maggot Momma lately, I know this and it might just end up killing me because one (1) Momma is giving me a rather murderous nasty look right now and-

But there´s a reason for that because, you see, there´s two (2) Mommas currently fighting for dominance in my head and it´s heaven agony because it´s basically just-

I AM TORN (and I might just like it). 😇❤️‍🔥😈

I do have some other...things planned though. Also depending on how this poll turns out so...we´ll see. 😏

UNTIL THEN and thanks again for checking in on Maggot Momma! She´s simply going mad right now. 😍🥴

[awesomefringey]

Lol are some people really using Gemma´s online activity as a larry barometer or thinking liking/commenting Brad´s posts means she´s feeding bradrry narrative? I mean, yeah, I find it cute that she keeps liking Lottie´s posts (and cute if she comments her posts as well?...but I don´t follow Lottie so I get to her profile only sometimes) but all I deduce from this interaction is that Gemma´s obviously online alot (she´s basically influencer just like Louis´ sisters) and it hasn´t do anything with HL. I have brother and my boyfriend has 2 older sisters and they nor interact online (they aren´t even following each other anywhere), they basically barely know each other. And does it mean that we´re not together with my bf? Being deep down in this larry rabbit hole while not having any "proofs" every day/week/month, I get that larries are looking for literally anything but c´mon, be rational! Plus you can´t really control what your siblings/family is doing online

Absolutely.

But in the past, fans have proven over and over again that they know no boundaries when it comes to looking for “Larry proof”. For years they harassed Gemma in the comment sections with ‘💙💚’ emojis and making every post a Larry coded scavenger hunt.

And many feel entitled to do so too, since they give the siblings their celeb status, they are the fanbase, it’s their follow, their likes, their support that makes those siblings popular to begin with.

But to expect Harry’s own sister to accidentally or purposely reveal Harry’s and Louis’ private life like that so fans can have fun for a day or two (to move on to trying to find the next clue), is just fucking annoying. I truly don’t identify with that part of the fandom.

PS: I am aware that Gemma’s eye wear brand used music from “Sun Room” on their IG stories when they had opened for Louis’ tour. And that wasn’t a coincidence either, but I think that these moments just show how close they all are and how they inspire each other. It’s not placed there intentionally to make any of us go “Oh, Larry must be real then”.

[solar-nightengale]

THE INBOX FIEND IS HERE 😈😈😈 what about uuuuuh 15 from the angsty found family one for Beth?

HELLO My most beloved Inbox fiend 💕💕💕!!!!

So nice to see you in here!! And oh BOY this what a fun little ask :) The baby is always very fun to explore this sort of stuff with, given, well 😏 Everything 😏😈😈😈 You get to deal with toddler angst and comfort here with one of her idiots, so hehehe Enjoyyyyy 🫶

not knowing how to handle being accepted by someone for the first time

Whether she noticed the man approach her he wasn’t sure, Pinocchio seeing a permanent frown had etched itself onto Bethan’s face not clearing even as Pinocchio reached the final step, and sat himself down next to her. She didn’t seem entirely focused on anything really. Figaro, who had curled up on her other side greeted him with a quiet meow, but the Woodcarver only looked on at the kid that he had wanted to talk to.

She had come running home earlier and while part of him wanted to immediately dart after her to see if anything happened, he had waited until she was back out again. The bolt had most likely left even his betrothed confused, who had soon come back running as well in search of her, before leaving for his usual evening outings, once assurance had been given. Here he was now, however, sitting next to Beth who had yet to acknowledge his arrival, Pinocchio dropping his arms on his knees as he leaned over, trying to catch the kid’s gaze.

“Did something happen?” he asked quietly, seeing the odd-coloured eyes blink up at him before back at the distant nothing once more.

“Lamwik took me out shopping, is all.” Bethan mumbled, taking the man by surprise.

“Well sounds like quite the adventure.” he asked, tilting his head curiously. “Did you… not have fun though?”

“Got me this.” she sighed, pulling out a stuffed animal. “It w’s weird.”

Pinocchio looked down at the little stuffed bunny, carefully judging it. It was pretty… regular. But also a lot more fancier than something they’ve ever been able to afford. He figured Eugene probably had something to do with this (and at this point he’s sure that innkeeper had a money tree around or somewhere, with how often he is giving money out), but even so, he didn’t really see any problem with it..? It was just a cute little cream creature, with sewed, blue eyes. Still, Malvina told him that at times things don’t always have to make sense when we’re first told, so he carefully placed a gentle hand on her shoulder.

“Well, if you’d like we could ask him for a different-”

“Not it– it was weird!” she exclaimed, her eyes narrowing, “I didn’ even- I don’--- I ‘on’t need it bu’ he got it jus’ cause I wanted it.”

Pinocchio paused. Okay. Getting weirder.

“That’s… good, isn’t it?” he asked, feeling more perplexed by the girl’s comments.

“‘T’s weird…” she murmured, looking quietly down at the rabbit, “And you’re being weird too you’re being.” she paused, “Why?”

Pinocchio frowned. “Huh?”

“Why are you both being so— so nice?” she asked, blinking owlishly up at him. “Aren’ you tired ‘f being like tha’ wit’ me?”

Pinocchio almost found himself recoiling at the toddler’s words. But maybe he shouldn’t have expected anything different… but at the same time- “Why would you… think we’d grow tired of being nice with you?” Pinocchio asked.

“You’re not supposed to be nice! Not for this long! Mos’ people usually got like tha’ eventually.” She murmured, “Jus’ been…” she trailed off, her grip on the stuffed rabbit tightening.

Pinocchio slid down the steps, so he was sitting just a touch below her. Beth’s gaze didn’t rise up anymore, not even as the tuxedo tom next to her bumped his head against her shoulder, demanding attention.

Maybe he should have expected this really, is a thought that continued to roll through his head, as he dropped a hand on her knee, giving her a little shake. A small gesture it was but it was one of the few he remembered his father and even Malvina doing in their attempts to reach for his attention at times like this. Bethan glanced up a little, the pout still prominent.

“No one’s doing anything of the sort here.” Pinocchio murmured, “Not me or Lampwick.” he listened quietly as she murmured the man’s name under her breath, placing more emphasis on the ‘p’. He couldn’t help but smile a little at it. She seemed to be taking after his fiancé already, without even trying. And that was a thought that made his heart swell almost immediately. “He got you that being he wanted to make you happy. The same way I am nice to you, as is he for that same reason. You’re at home here, Bee. And you’ll be treated like you are welcome here.”

The girl remained quiet, staring down at the man. Her expression remained blank and… confused. But the sad eyes gave way to a sudden determined glare, as she silently reached a hand out to him. He held his own out, the toddler silently grabbing the whole of his arm as she embraced it. Pinocchio huffed quietly in amusement, carefully reaching up and pulling the kid down into his lap, and letting her carefully tuck herself up against his chest.

She was still tense, but he figured she would relax eventually, as he wrapped his free arm around her, making sure the kid was safely tucked up against his chest before he leaned against the wall.

[hypegirl1]

The formula of love (fem! reader x Yoosung Kim)

-Note: Hii,this is my first fic lmfao,I did it the best i could,I hope my Mystic Messenger players here like it,enjoy!I´m very sorry If there is any mistake,just correct me

Summary: You and Yoosung try to help each other to study for an important physics test,but both of you end up being worse than the other when it comes to physics,and there´s something else Yoosung might be hiding...

Word count: 941

Warnings: None

You were at the empty classroom trying to understand a lil something about the previous lesson,but your thoughts were as empty as the classroom,you couldn't even focus,the only few things that came to your mind were about what you were gonna eat today,it was 12:30pm already,you were hungry,but you had to study for this super important test.

-Come on! Why am I getting everything but the result in this problem?!

You were exhausted,hungry,you couldn't focus,what could go worse? Until you heard the door open slowly,revealing one of your classmates,shiny blonde long hair,lovely purple eyes,usually with dark circles,but this wasn´t the case,and an awesome charisma,Yoosung Kim,he wasn't the smartest at your class,but he tried,he was better at other things of course,but let's say that physics wasn't also one of his strong points,like you.

-"Y/N,I didn't knew you were here,are you also trying to study for the test?"

-"Yeah,trying...I don't understand anything,I've been stuck on the same problem for like 10 minutes"

-"Well,maybe I could try to help you,if you want me to..."

He was a little bit shy,you knew he wasn't the best at this,but at this point,rejecting some help,even if it was usseles,didn't make sense.

-"Sure,why not?We can help each other if you want"

He sat next to you,pulled out his stuff and checked out your problem.

-"I think I found out the problem,why are you putting this in kilometers? It´s supposed to be in meters"

You were in disbelief,as much as Copernicus when he found out the earth wasn´t the center of the universe,and neither what Yoosung said made any sense.

-"What?No,what are you talking about? The problem tells you that the result must be in kilometers"

-"I know,but in order to do that,you have to transform this into meters to do this operation"

-"What operation? You are adding extra stuff for no reason,just get to the point,don´t make 78 operations!"

-"But to get the final result you have to do this!"

Perfect,now none of you were saying coherent things,because none of those answers weren´t even close to the final result that you had to get.

-"Yoosung,you aren´t helping me that much you know?"

-"What? I- sorry,I´m just trying to help you,but you´re not listening"

-"Because your process makes no sense!"

-"It does! Look, you have to- wait,that doesn´t actually make sense"

-"I told you"

-"But your process is also wrong,both of us are arguing for nothing"

You couldn´t help but laught at the situation,you just spend 5 minutes arguing nonsense,but you liked it.

-"I can´t believe we argued about nothing"

-"Yeah...you shouldn´t have accepted my help,I´m not that good in physics haha"

-"Oh Yoosung don´t say that,I was desperate for some help,It didn´t matter from who,but if I´m being honest,you helped me forget a little bit about all this stress I have,thank you"

You could see how Yoosung was slightly blushing,oh wow,he was- cute,at this point you didn´t even knew what to say or how to react,you couldn´t just suddenly start catching feelings for one of your classmates,that you never thought about it before,that you only saw sometimes at class,if he wasn´t absent playing LOLOL at home,and those only times that you saw him,he was sleeping at class or playing on his phone,these last weeks you saw him at school everyday,and he was coming to classes,and paying attention?What was going on?

-"Really? If that´s the case,I´m glad I could help you in something"

His smile was so pure and innocent,maybe you were starting to catch feelings for him...

-"Yoosung,this might sound weird,coming from someone who is just your classmate,but,would you like to have lunch with me after school?"

-"Sure! I would love to,I don´t have nothing else to do"

Weird,did he just denied being at home playing LOLOL until 1am for having lunch with you? Or was he just being honest? Whatever it was,you were happy about it.

-"Really? Thank you,could I ask you something?"

-"Anything"

-"You´ve been coming to school a lot these days,why? I mean,I don´t want to sound rude,but I barely see you at school,you rarely come,if there´s something going on you can tell me"

-"Oh,thank you for your concern Y/N,but everything´s fine,I live all by myself,it´s just that- I stay up too late playing LOLOL,and I don´t like school too much,haha"

-"I´m happy you´re fine,but how come these last weeks you haven´t missed a day?"

-"Oh uhm- that´s-"

Yoosung didn´t knew what to answer,was he really okay?

-"Alright,I never really pay attention to anyone or anything,but the other day when you woke me up after class,I saw you,I never knew there was a girl as pretty and kind as you,I mean,you woke me up when the class finished,and I just wanted to see you these days as I only see you here,and try to appear as a good student in your eyes"

-"You-you were trying to get my attention?

Now you were the one stuttering,he was trying to get your attention? Because he thought you were kind and pretty? He-liked you?

-"Yeah,it sounds desperate I know...but I barely come here and I never study,what girl likes a guy that doesn´t even try at school"

-"I do"

-"Wha-what?"

He was in disbelief,did you just say that?

-"You don´t need to be a top tier student so that a girl likes you,Yoosung,you might not be good at physics,or sports,but I´m sure you are very good at other stuff,that I would like to know about"

-"I would love to tell you about them,should we leave to eat?It´s pretty late now"

-"Sure"

You packed all your stuff and left with Yoosung,a lovely smile on both your faces with a very strong blush on your face,maybe you did liked him...

This was short AF,and probably the worst thing I ever wrote to start my page lmfaooo,but I tried

[bookloover35]

Virgil Sanders x fem reader-My emo boy.

Yns POV:

Hum what a wonderful morning I thought as I stretched out in my and my boyfriend Virgil's shared bed. Oh now I have completely forgotten to introduce myself. I'm Yn and I'm Thomas shyness. And yes I am with Virgil and I love him so much it hurts and I understand him we help each other when it gets too much.

I decided to try to get out of bed but felt two very familiar arms around me that stopped me. I managed to turn around and smile when I saw Virgil's sleeping form. Then I snuggled into his warm body it is a little strange he is always so cold but when he is with me he is so warm. Virgil is really the best boyfriend I could have wished for, yes he may have a little problem sometimes but can you blame him he is Thomas' anxiety. But I love him one then and he is so good at working on his problems with me.

I love him and he loves me. I looked up at his sleeping face he is so cute when he sleeps. He may be extremely handsome when he is awake but when he sleeps then he is cute. I decided to start kissing him around his face and I could see him smiling but he had not really opened his eyes yet. Then I kissed him on the lips and then I felt him put his hand against my cheek and kissed me back. After our lips separately, he opened his eyes and with a smile.

Virgil: Good morning baby, have you slept well.

Omg that voice. Virgil's voice in the morning always makes me knee weak. I looked at him and smiled then I gave him another kiss then I answered.

Yn: Good morning Virgie I have slept wonderfully you?

Virgil: Ugh I do not like that nickname but yes I have also slept wonderfully.

I laughed at him and cuddled into him again I know he actually likes that nickname but only when I say it. This is the best I know that just lying and cuddling with Virgil I do not want to leave his side today. Wish we could just stay like this all day.

Knock Knock!!!

Hum Wondering who it might be?

Patton: Hello Kiddos good morning just wanted to tell you that breakfast is ready if you are interested.

I smiled when I heard it was Patton. Breakfast sounded really good right now I'm pretty hungry. I heard Virgil shout to Patton that we'll be down soon. But I do not want to leave the bed and I do not want to stop cuddling with Virgil.

Virgil: Baby what do you say if we just have a cozy day today and stay in bed and just cuddle and watch movies. Would you like it.

Yn: Yes please.

Virgils POV:

I laughed at her she is so heavenly sweet I kissed her on the forehead then I got up and picked up my sweater which was on the floor. I ignored switching to regular jeans because I'm just going to go down and get breakfast. Then I can just as easily go down in my pajama pants. When I turned around, I saw my wonderful girlfriend and saw that she looked a little sad. oh no what happens i did something stupid. I started to panic a bit.

Virgil: B_baby What is it have i done something.

Yn: Where are you going. Would we not stay in bed today.

Does she have to scare me so I smiled at her and giggled then I went to bed and took her in my arms. Then I kissed her and when we separated I told her.

Virgil: Yes, we're going to baby, but I'm just going to go down to the kitchen and get some breakfast. You're hungry, aren 't you?

She nodded to me and said a little yes then she gave me a kiss on the cheek and then lay down in bed again and hugged my pillow. So cute and I can not believe she's mine.

(Jumpskip in the kitchen)

Virgil: Morning.

Patton: Good morning Kiddo.

Logan: Morning.

Patton: But wait a minute where is Yn, she's okay. She's not sick, is she?

Virgil:Patton breathe YN is okay she's fine. We'll have a quiet day today.

Patton: Awwwww Soooooo Cuuuuuuuute!!!!!

Logan:Okay take it easy Patton it's okay Virgil but remember that when Roman and Thomas come home we'll make a new video.

Virgil: Okey.

(Jumpskip again sorry not sorry).

Virgil: Baby wake upp breakfast.

Yns POV:

Huh I must have fallen asleep. I sat up and rubbed my eyes, and when my eyes had adjusted to the light, and there I saw my nice boyfriend next to the bed with a tray of breakfast.

Virgil: Was it nice to have a little nap?

Yn: It was but there is someone missing next to me.

Virgils POV:

Oh god how cute she is I laughed at what she said then I put the tray aside then I took off my sweater and threw it on the floor. Then I lay in bed next to her side and said.

Virgil:I must make up for it then,

Come here baby.

Yns POV:

He smiled at me and kept his arms open for me. I giggled at him and crawled up to his arms then I gave him a kiss on the lips. Then I put my head on his chest and I felt him put his arms around me. Here I feel safe in his arms. I felt my eyes start to go out again but quickly opened them again because I just remembered the breakfast.

Yn: Virge what about breakfast?

Virgil:It can wait right now I just want to cuddle with my Baby.

I smiled at him and said nothing more I cuddled more into him. Just when I had fallen asleep, he whispered to me (I love you, thank you for being there). And yet I could only think of one thing. No, it's me to thank you for being there, I love you.

My Sweet Emo Boy.

And believe me that breakfast was completely forgotten.

Bonus_________________________________

Patton: Omg Logan come and check.

When Logan came, I held a finger and told him to be as quiet as he could. He looked at me strangely so I pointed into Virgil's room and told him to look towards the bed. Virgil held Yn in her arms and hid her face in her hair and they both lay asleep.

Patton:Come on you have to admit that the two of them are absolutely cute with each other.

Logan: Yes Patton I have to admit they are very sweet with each other.

I took out my mobile and took pictures of them, then we left the turtle doves alone. I have to show this picture later to Roman and Thomas.

The end.

_______________________

Omg the cuteness overloud.

[the-haunted-office]

Sal came to Thursday with a bright smile on her face. She had been there and helped when the baby came, up till the end when cutting the umbilical cord, now that the first wave of excitement of delivery was over, Sal felt it was the right moment to join Thursday at bedside to properly greeting the little bundle of joy into the world.

"How are you doing, Thursday? Still exhausted i assume. That was one hell of a birth, huh?" She said, sitting down besides her friend, watching the baby with a mirthful smile.

"And how are you doing, hon? Finally here to bring your mama happiness, aren´t you? Yes you are...and just look how cute you are..." Sal gently caressed the babies cheek, feeling a tickling sensation in her tummy. "I could gobble her up"

During the final stages of the birthing process were some of the worst in Thursday's life. The pain was terrible. Her body felt like it was on fire. She cried and screamed more than she ever thought she would, no matter how much she tried to keep it in. She has no idea who these people in movies are who give birth within minutes to a baby with hardly any fuss at all, and without any other bodily fluids than placenta. She can safely say that the pain she experienced here was worse than the pain she experienced at the hands of the Dampening mist - and she had been dying then.

Now she feels alive. More alive than ever as she holds the little human she carried for the last 40 weeks. It all feels so cliche, but it's the best moment of her life.

She smiles when Sal walks back in. Cyrus and Sept (who is doing her best to appear as human and as alive as possible, despite being a melty ghost) are sitting at either side of Thursday's bed, nearby but giving her space. Cyrus seems intrigued by the tiny human, blinking owlishly at her, reminiscent of the way he'd look at something in his Nightcrawler form. Sept is very quiet. She's feeling terribly nervous. Her girlfriend has just given birth and she never expected to ever be a parent. She's excited but also so, so scared.

"Oh, you know, it wasn't so bad," Thursday answers with a small, joking smile. "Kidding of course, it was terrible! I'm glad it wasn't worse, though. My mom had to have a c-section with me and my brothers. I think I got off pretty lucky. But- I think I'm doing okay."

Cyrus gets up so that Sal can take his spot. Looking around for something to do, he takes the cup off the nightstand and goes to refill it for his daughter.

The baby is asleep, as they usually are after birth. Thursday carefully moves so Sal can see her better. "I know, right? She's so little! I mean, I know how tiny babies are, but it's still just amazing how tiny they are. Look at her little feets! ...Well they're wrapped up right now, but they're so itty bitty! How do things get to be so small, huh? I mean, she didn't feel so small coming out, ahaha. I'm sure the same was with Proteus, though, eh?"

@drchandras-sanctuary-for-ais

[ohikochan2k3]

This is my old entry for a foreign language short story contest. She won first place and so I decided to share it here 🤭

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Spring. The sun is shining on the street, clouds are floating across the sky and birds are singing. In the bank building a telephone rings in the staff room. Young girl picks up the phone. She is too cute. Short, dark-skinned girl with long black hair and bright green eyes. Her voice sounds like a song. Quietly and melodiously she pronounces the usual «hello?».

– Hello, Hun. – A hoarse baritone from the phone sounded.

– Jim? You are at work, aren`t you?

– I have a lunch, Sun. – Suddenly the man coughed.

– Love, are you okay? – Brunette excitedly rose from chair and walked to the window.

– Yep, Kate, don`t worry! I`m fine, I`m just choked. How are you?

– Oh, everything is alright! I was recently promoted! – There was laughter on the phone.

– You`re my smart girl. I can already see you becoming a director!

Kate smile.

– Jim, you flatter me!

– Okay, okay, what else is new?

– That`s right, out Myrtle found a friend!

– My girl! Proud of her.

– Yes! And you can imagine, she will play in the school play at the end of May! I`m so glad your business trip is over in a week! I missed you so much.

– Kate, baby, I miss you too. I also love you very much. You made me so happy when you agreed to date me in high school. God, I had never been so happy before that day. Look at me: I'm only twenty-seven, and I already have the best wife and daughter in the world. I love you and Myrtle so much that all the words and languages of our galaxy are not enough to describe all the things I feel for!

The girl became emotional and began to cry.

– Honey, I`ll give it to Myrtle. And I love you too. Remember our first date? - She asked, wiping away her tears and smiling. 

– Of course I remember!

That was about fifteen years ago. The end of the semester, the amusement Park. The air smells of cotton candy and flowers. A tall guy with blond hair leads a frail, short girl by the hand. 

– Jim, I'm afraid! 

– I'll hold your hand and never let you go, but don't be afraid! – He said, and took Kate's hand in his and led her into the «Fear room».

– Yes, and you didn't let go of my hand after fifteen years... 

– You see!

– Oh, honey, my break is over. We'll call you later. Love you!

– I love you too, My Universe…

– I'm running! Kiss!

Beeps. An adult man in a police uniform is lying in a ravine, clutching a phone in one hand and covering a huge wound on his chest with the other. The sun is shining, clouds are floating across the sky. In the distance, someone can be heard shouting and sirens. The man closes his eyes and exhales softly:«My universe...»

Last words. The man has closed his eyes and will never open them again... His face was relaxed, as if he had just fallen asleep. The only thing that betrayed the pain he was feeling in the last few minutes was a tear that rolled down his cheek.

It's raining outside and the sky is overcast. Several people dressed in black were gathered at the cemetery. They all took silent leave of the brave and dear Jim Smith. No one is crying, not even his wife and daughter. They don't seem to care, but everyone knows that Kate is literally dying inside. Myrtle stands quietly beside her mother. Mourning enveloped many people on this day. When Kate finally found the strength to look at her husband's grave, no one could hold back her tears.

«I love you, My Universe...»

[meeeeeeeep78]

Saiki K murder games,,

the site im using:

heres the export code so you can use the same cast -

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(couldnt get them images sorry) result of my first run of the game under the cut

AIURA IM GONNA CRY AKECHI HOW COULD YOU (taking away his wish ring I'm so mad /j)

Cant imagine this happening but bye saiko lmao

GO NENDOU. GOOD BOY. also WHAT HELLO KAIDOU???? (i gave him an ancient sceptre he deserves to get some magic here yknow?)

Saiki turning Nendou into a sheep feels pretty accurate honestly. Into stone even more so, but a sheep works too. ..does the sheep still have the scar and buttchin? is his wool cut the same way as his hair?????

BRO???? EXCUSE ME????????? HUH????? IMU WHAT?? HOW????

the only part of this that feels canon is Kaidou writing emo poetry

this is all reletively accurate, except for akechi not noticing bad food. and saiki turning saikos pancreas into cheese. that's not a possible apport unless you have a looooot of cheese.

saiki after season 3:

me too nendou

KAIDOU??????? WHAT????????

imu. imu honey. honey are you okay. are you trying to prove yourself to teruhashi?? are you trying to show her that's you'd be a wonderful girlfriend by committing multiple murders????

also i love that 'sheep accident' is listed as a cause of death

..oh no. the lesbians are gonna face off, arent they.

OH. honestly i thought imu would 100% win bc. yknow lasergun. but honestly common Teruhashi W

[jsaunderswrites]

Watching Jurassic World Dominion, hoping for it to be less bad than the others but ready for it to be the worst.

My various opinions pro and con:

Pros:

The cretaceous prologue was cool, if not entirely accurate.

Seeing dinos in the wider world is cool, the found footage in the newsreel is all reused from Battle at Big Rock but still rocks.

Poachers and breeding mills make perfect sense in this kind of world.

The apatosaurus at the lumber yard was kinda magical.

I never gave a shit about Blue, but dinosaurs building nests in the detritus of human industry is soooo cool!

Neil and Dean IMMEDIATELY have so much better chemistry than Pratt and Howard, it's night and day.

I wanna pet the baby dino too!

Grant being unhappy to learn the T. rex is at the sanctuary, and sarcastically deriding Malcolm's personality are references that feel organic, not forced.

Turning Henry Wu into a supervillain was stupid, so I'm glad they're backtracking that.

Okay Ramsay is cool!

Grant catching Malcolm was a nice moment, should've been built up to more, imagine a version of the movie where they're rocky relationship is the emotional throughline instead of Maisie's clone mum. But it was still nice.

Ian gives shitty directions.

Rexy framed in the water feature was cute.

I hope Rexy (being a very old gal at this point) gets to enjoy her new family in her last years. Apparently they're now theorising that tyrannosaurus was a social hunter too!

Cool shots of dinos in the world.

Cons:

The T. rex's appearance at the drive-in was filled with people acting pointlessly stupid for no reason. Why weren't they watching a monster movie so them assuming the screams and roars were from that, instead of an ad for the snack bar?

Owen is still in these movies.

The newsreel brings up Maisie for absolutely no reason as there was no connection to the topic she was discussing, it's just for bad exposition.

I am soooo sick of the clone question in fiction. DNA isn't your identity, identical twins and even natural clones already exist. It's a quirk, not a sign you're not "real". Stop whining about it already.

They got through literally 8 words of trying to be nice, and immediately went "Ew, sincerity? Gross! Better cover that up with a joke before people start to think our characters have souls!"

Maybe it's just me but I think hiding your child from the world is waaaay more suspicious than her sharing the face of a woman who died decades ago that no one has ever heard of. If I were a perfect clone of some 80s guy how would anyone who met me ever learn that?

Owen has a psychic raptor sense? What was that shot after Blue attacked the hunters trying to communicate?

Ellie shows up in the exact pink top and dramatically removes her sunglasses the same way as in '93. Did they think they were being too subtle?

Teenagers and phones jokes, gotta play to the septuagenarian crowd. And why is he giving a presentation to just two teenage girls who didn't care?

Owen being able to talk to Blue always feels unjustified, I bet when our ancestors were first domesticating wolves they had big sticks for when they didn't listen.

Hipster coffee jokes, the height of comedy is that young people suck.

The small feathery dinosaur does a chicken thing because we think it looks chicken like, despite all the therapods being just as genetically bird. Details like that pull me out of the film because you know they wouldn't have the velocoraptors or compys run around headless.

Claire sucks at investigating.

Owen's stupid hand thing isn't cool no matter how much they think it is.

Just interrogating a guy while he's being eaten, good guy things.

People just standing around watching while giant predators rampage behind them.

Every chase that relies on the heroes being faster and more agile than raptors feels so dumb.

Oh god two-person hand thing.

Evil smuggler lady signed up for a 1940s noire and doesn't know why no one is matching her lack of energy.

Raptor gets hit by a truck, no problem, because they aren't animals but super monsters.

The movie says "you the audience only care about what happens to Maisie, you have no concern for the people of Malta as they're eaten on screen. That's just fun spectacle."

In some movies having to jump a motorbike onto a plane before it lifts off would be cool, these movies have robbed me of the ability to enjoy that.

Owen shouting "ARE YOU HURT!?" at claire is the first sign he actually gives a shit about her, and it still feels douchey.

(looking back and seeing how long since I listed a pro, nothing in the Malta scenes!)

How are you cloning "pure" dinosaurs? The whole franchise is based around the idea you need to bridge the inevitable gaps!

Maisie's backstory is all retconned for more clone BS.

Figures miss "let's release all these incredibly dangerous creatures into society because I'm sad I share my genetic code with someone else" wouldn't care about stopping the apocalypse.

Quetzalcoatlus murders a plane because... <shrug>

That "I love you" felt fake, how are they so bad at being a couple?

Gotta make sure the new character is military like her parent, because what idiot would make a non-soldier hero!? I am so goddam sick of characters just having a military background for no fucking reason in movies, bring back unlikely heroes!

I'm sorry but I don't care about Maisie's mum and the movie is banking on me actually caring.

Genetic Power is a dumb term.

All the classic heroes met Rexy once and it changed cinema forever, Owen bumps into her every week and we couldn't care less!

There's no reason the bad guy had to be that random guy from JP1. That guy didn't read like evil Steve Jobs.

Dimetrodons do not read dangerous pack hunters to me.

Owen strangles a dilophosaurus because he is a Mary Sue. It's just to show how cool he is while undoing the actual threat of the scene.

When the chamber specifically built to contain and immolate the locusts fails without any kind of sabotage or outside interference. Because NOTHING just works.

And Ian just parks and suddenly they're teetering on the edge of a cliff!? Can't they put in reasons why things are going wrong!?

They try to parallel the old heroes with the new ones and I'm sorry but the old ones have actual fun personalities.

The LARGEST TERESTRIAL CARNIVORE OF ALL TIME eats single bug. Big scary entrance ruined.

Treverrow said the giganotosaurus is "like the joker" it's not in the movie but it's still stupid.

It's chasing them is so understated, where's the freaking music? It doesn't sound big at all!

Oh man this whole giganotosaurus sequence is so bad! So slow and clumsy!

Owen tries to explain how raptor training works, still doesn't work.

Ellie talking to Claire about regrets, why? What regrets is Ellie talking about?

Goddamit Maisie AND Grant double hand thing!? I do not like this movie!

The computers reboot and the bugs come back to life, so the scene communicates that the bugs were rebooted.

Dodgson getting Nedry'd to the extent of LITTERALY HAVING THE SHAVING CREAM. And the cream has no purpose in this film, it's ONLY a blatant reference.

From the dumbass motherhood stuff in World to the obsession with Maisie's biological mum in this, these movies have an incredibly basic and bland view on parenthood. (Goldilocks > Maisie Lockwood)

"It's always him!" Except those times it wasn't, including YOUR OWN movie!

At the start the giganotosaurus killed the T. rex, later they mention there can't be two alpha predators, and now they're fighting. But unlike HtTYD2 that alpha stuff has nothing to do with the rest of the film, so this "rivalry" feels meaningless.

Genetic dino memory.

Why should I care that giga is dead? The humans had already escaped, the fight was meaningless.

Every relationship that is being wrapped up in this ending wasn't built up adequately, Grant an Ellie were ready to get back together in scene one and Maisie ONLY sees that Owen and Claire come to find her and immediately gets over her mummy issues.

Kayla was such a nothing addition to the movie. I don't know why she's here.

"Life has existed for hundreds of millions of years" and "life existed 65 million years ago" dude life has existed for BILLIONS of years! Dinosaurs are our next door neighbours on the ocean of time!

The ending speech is about coexistence, unlike the entire rest of the film.

Neutral:

Atrociraptor is so fake sounding when I saw the toys I thought they would be the new hybrid dinos, not just an actual name some palaeontologists came up with. Honestly, that makes me chuckle.

Howard is shot weirdly, I looked up if she was pregnant during this film because I feel like she's always either wearing heavier coverings or just has her torso blocked behind something. (specifically I am about 1 1/4 hours in) Apparently she was dealing with weight shaming behind the scenes, I don't know if that has anything to do with it though.

So this is the Jurassic Park III; Alan Grant is asked to travel to a location full of free range dinos, and they're searching for a missing kid.

The gate code should've just been 1234 because no one bothered to change it from default.

Final opinion:

Probably the least bad of the three Jurassic Worlds, still an utter mess made up of disparate moments and meaningless speeches that do not add up to any thesis.

I hope Edwards' Jurassic Park 7 is ANYTHING of value, despite not caring for his Godzilla or Rogue One.

Now to get back to Camp Cretaceous.

[aaronofithaca05]

"Agárrate fuerte a mi María" breaks me into pieces every single time, knowing that the promise is a lie, so is Odysseus lie to Telemachus to Penelope and his hope.

I´m so sorry for your loss and i´m so touched by your connection to this song and you been able to be her side until the end.

Over-sharing time: my grandma (abuelica) is also going that path, between blind, now becoming deaf and memory loss and being mayor a la pobre ya le cuesta moverse.

Here me out! girl YES!!! talking about DDV

lyrics

No quedan días de verano para pedirte perdón Para borrar del pasado el daño que te hice yo Sin besos de despedida y sin palabras bonitas Porque te miro a los ojos y no me sale la voz

Si pienso en ti siento que esta vida no es justa Si pienso en ti y en la luz de esa mirada tuya

Si pienso en ti siento que esta vida no es justa Si pienso en ti y en la luz de esa mirada tuya

Translation (for fellow English readers)

There´s no more summer days to ask your pardon

To earese the pain

 I made you suffer in the past

Without goodbye kisses nor cute words

´cause I look into you eyes and my voice doesn´t exist.

If I think about you I feel this life is unjust

If I think about you and the light of that gaze of yours

This is really Calypso coded! and Oh my! i can´t unseen it!

Calypso feels guilty for what she did, but it's too late to do nothing. She's left on her island, lonely, and no one will ever see her cry.

Yes the tone is that, but it´s to late, the Olympians have came and he needs to get out (he wants and needs to exist).

But the "company" he brought is no-more, she feels the pain, and because I´m menace; she starts to feel what she did to him and that´s what´s killing her, she could have been a friend and ally to him. But no, her inexperience to people, her awful models and environment (scarce and really measured) showed her an skewed idea of love and boundaries (inexistent); this is stated further as one of her arguments is that the Gods are unjust to nymphs (they can do whatever they want by them (nymphs or minor deities aren´t).

So she finally understands the sheer trauma and pain that she had been inflicting him all this time; she abhorrors the concept it renders her speechless.

Also

I send you tomates but for a pizza, un tomate frito or what ever you want! >:D

@simugeuge Hope you enjoy them!

And for anyone wondering, yeah there´s not a translation yet for Días de verano (at least that I know off)

Here´s the song!

What are you top 5 most favourite songs of all time? send this to 5 of your favourite followers when you answer! if you get a second one say your top five favourite artists and if you get a third say your top 5 favourite albums!

Hi Uge! Thank you so much for asking!

This is my second time aswering so favourite artists! >:D

For me this way more tricky as I usually go for songs and not so much artists.

Uff,, this one is so tricky, sorry for my english followers but I have to go or with Mecano or Joaquín Sabina. Hijo de la luna altered my brain chemistry forever, also Sabina´s "Peor para el sol", "Tolito" and " Y nos dieron las diez y las once..." have a place in my heart.

Jorge Rivera Herrans, jimbo-pimbo, don jalapeño, el señor del Pam Pám hahahaha

Amaral or Amaya Montero, I really like their voices and melodies, and to my surprise after falling in Epic: the brainrot, I found most of their songs are so Odypen coded, like please if you know Spanish, please, I recommend them so much. "Días de verano"; " ¿Cómo hablar?" so many!!!.

Enrique Urquijo and Los secretos, "pero a tu lado", "agarrate fuerte a mí María" T T T T. crying so much crying.

And so many more like Revolver, Second, Izal, some songs of Aurora hit hard, and all the artists on my moms pendrive.

I know i did not play fair but you don´t know my inner turmoil I had making this list, hahahahaha.

[unluckyhoneybee]

I did a thing (Marcus Armstrong)

You do something Marcus maybe won´t be happy about. Fluff.

Note: based on this video, minute 1:08. Pure domestic fluff.

Gif credits

I opened the door slowly. "Babe?" I received no answer, so I got inside. I was super nervous. I had done something and Marcus would get angry at me for it. But I had to.

It was raining a lot. There were thunders and lightning. The weather had been awful the whole day and when I was coming back home, I heard a little cry coming from a trash can. Right behind it, I found a little bundle of fur.

And now I had the tiniest dog inside my sweater and a bag with a bunch of things I bought at the vet in my hand.

Suddenly, the door opened. I froze. I wasn´t ready. I had a whole plan to tell him.

"Hey, did you just arrive? I could have picked you" Marcus came to me and kissed my forehead, then my lips. And when he went to hug me, I shouted "Stop!" "What?"

He looked at me. He seemed confused.

"Em... You can´t hug me. I think I´m ill" "I just kissed you"

Well, fuck.

"Yes. You did"

"YN, babe. Are you OK? You are a bit pale"

"I did a thing. And you will get angry at me. But I couldn´t leave him there because it´s raining a lot. And... I know we talked about this and I said I would wait and I respect you, really. I understand you don´t like them. But it´s so tiny and... and..."

"You are rambling, YN." He said taking my face with his hands. "What is going on"

A little cry was heard from inside my sweater.

We both looked down. The dog was completely hidden.

"Did your tits just howl?" He said frowning.

"Em..."

He hooked a finger in the collar of my sweater and peered inside. He gasped and looked into my eyes.

"He is too small. The vet said he is probably just a week old."

"You found a dog in the street? And brought it home?"

"He was next to a trash can and it's pouring down."

"And you took it to the vet?"

"I was scared. I thought he may be ill because it's so cold."

He was still looking inside my clothes. The dog wasn't moving. He had been sleeping for a while now. He was probably glad for my body heat.

"I had a whole plan. I even bought a ribbon." I whispered.

He looked back at me and sighed.

"You are too cute." He kissed my nose. "Let's take him out of there and change your clothes. You will get ill."

"What?" He laughed a bit. "Well, is he going to stay in there for the whole night?"

"N...No".

I really thought he would get angry. He always said he wasn´t an animals person.

Marcus helped me open my sweater and I took it off. The dog was black with white paws. It was small and fluffy. He crouched down a bit and took a closer look. "And it's a he?" "Mhm" "And someone let him in the trash?" "Yes" "I can't believe it. How can people be so heartless?" I smiled a bit.

"I´m going to get changed and then you go, okay?"

I nodded. Once I was alone with the dog, I sat down on the sofa. I had him only for an hour and he was already my favourite thing in the world. Marcus didn´t seem angry, but I was still nervous. He was probably thinking about giving him in adoption or something. I was so lost in my thoughts, petting the little do's ears, that I didn't hear him coming. He sat next to me and looked down. "Do you want me to..." "You want to hold it?" "So you can change into something dry" "Yeah, sure"

I changed fast with shaking hands and I ran back to the living room. I found Marcus with the dog on his chest looking at him with adoring eyes and slowly caressing its forehead. My heart was beating fast.

I sat next to him. "I think he might be hungry. We gave him a bottle in the vet, but it was a while ago" "We should get him another one?" "Probably" I answered in a low voice.

We moved to the kitchen. I prepared the bottle and Marcus told me to sit on his lap. I did. I showed the bottle to the dog and he immediately started sucking on the plastic nipple.

"Oh look at you. You are so hungry, aren´t you?" I whispered and kissed his little head.

"How should we name him?" He said looking at me with bright eyes.

"What?" "Well, he needs a name, doesn´t he?"

"Can we keep it?"

"Of course. This little guy needs a family."

"You want a dog?"

"I didn´t want one half an hour ago, but then I found you soaked with a dog hidden in your clothes and... You are cute. And he is too. I can´t take it from you now. You saved him and I´m proud of you." He took the bottle from my hand so he could feed the dog.

"Really?" "Yes, babe." I felt tears in my eyes and an immense want to kiss him. So I did. I grabbed his face and gave him a hundred kisses all over it. "I love so so so much, Marcus"

"I love you too, YN" We kissed on the lips. The kiss grew more and more passionate as I dragged my hand to the back of his neck. But we were interrupted by a little howl.

We both looked down. The dog had finished the bottle so Marcus left it on the table.

"Hey, are you jealous because mum loves dad more than you?" Marcus said taking the dog to his eyes level. "You just arrived, mate. I have been here for a year."

I punched him on the shoulder and took the dog from his hands. I cuddled him on my chest. "Don´t listen to him, little one. I´ve only had him for an hour and a half but if something happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself" I said paraphrasing Rosa´s quote from Brooklyn 99.

Marcus barked a loud laugh, startling the dog a bit. We were going to the sofa, where we both laid together.

"Oh, sorry buddy." He took his phone out and went to Google. "Arlo".

"What?" "Rosa´s dog was Arlo. That's his name. Do you like it?"

I smiled and looked down.

"I love it. "

Marcus hugged him and let me nest on his chest.

"So. It's official. Welcome home, little Arlo".

"I love you so much, Marcus."

"An I love you. You have such a big heart, did you know it?"

I smiled. Arlo made a ball of himself, laying on Marcus' abdomen and he laid his hand over him.

"I can't believe we have a dog now." "Well, you saved him from the rain. You gave him an opportunity. Be proud of yourself, babe"

I looked at his blue eyes. "Thank you".

[thelreads]

Oh that`s cute, he looks so happy, his wife looks so flustered because she`s probably a fucking tsundere as well- I STILL CAN`T BELIEVE THAT THIS FUCKER ALMOST CAUSED A WAR BECAUSE OF SOME GENSHIN IMPACT COLLECTIBLE CARDS GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

Oh yeah, I was wondering if that was his daughter as well. Probably another fucking tsundere. I don`t care, NFTs are on the way out anyway.

I SWEAR TO GOD YOU`RE THE ONE THAT WAS AFTER THE POSTCARDS ALL ALONG, AREN`T YOU?! I KNOW IN MY GUT IT WAS YOU THAT SET THIS UP YOU BASTARD, YOU`RE THE BIG BOSS, AREN`T YOU?!