#oh its 10am? fuck you its 3pm now

[keiyigwo]

at 9:30pm i thought to myself “ill study in like 5 minutes” and now it’s 11pm fml

[bruinhilda]

Well, both Amazon and the post office are fucking screwing with me.  Amazon is now slapping signature required on random packages.  No rhyme or reason.  Just randomly...oh, this package needs a signature.  We can’t just leave it in the mailbox.  Very important, this is!

This has happened on a book my father ordered, a pack of zipper repair tabs, and just today, a pack of woodless pencils.  All small items, all can fit in the mailbox.

Needless to say, the mail carriers are not going around knocking on doors.  If nobody appears when they pull up, they just stuff the notice in and leave.  Hell, for the zipper tabs I was home, and actually walked up.  The carrier hadn’t even pulled the package out, and had to stop and rummage around for it.

The notice has a whole song and dance about redelivery.  I have used every browser on my desktop, and my phone scanning the QR code.  Their redelivery page is fundamentally broken.  For most browsers, everything works but the Submit button.  For Edge and the phone’s browser, you’re stopped at “type of redelivery” because the drop-down box won’t work.

My post office has extremely limited hours.  10am to 3pm.  You can ring the bell for a couple of hours after that, and for a couple of hours (7-9am) on Saturday.  Rest of the time, you are SHIT out of luck.  I am of course working at all of these times.  I will not have an open day to get to the post office to pick the goddamn thing up until after its send-back date.

I’ve signed the form and stuck it back in the box, as it sort of indicates that this will work too.  We’ll see.  I have very little confidence in the whole thing.  Probably a good thing that I won’t need those pencils for awhile, as I still have some.  My main worry is what else is going to fucking pull that next.  We already had to give up on getting Dad’s meds by mail because it was so goddamn unreliable.

[portugalnet]

what are the most important/beautiful things to visit in lisboa?

OH BOY

ok so it REALLY REALLY DEPENDS on what you like but the GENERAL MUST SEES for me are (and i’m only mentioning things/places IN LISBON - sintra isn’t lisbon, i know sometimes it’s sold/advertised as it is but it isn’t and while it’s 100% worth it it’ll take you like 1h to get there so you have to dedicate a whole day to it):

first of all: most museums are open on sundays and closed on mondays, don’t open until 10h, and have their last entry about 1h/30min before the museum closes. plan accordingly. but the nice thing about lisbon is that if you’re here on a monday there’s still plenty of things to see.

the whole downtown/chiado/bairro alto area. like. that’s vague i know but you just have to walk around and enjoy the day tbh. if you don’t want to suffer i recommend starting in principe real (the very top) and make your way down to the downtown area (a lot of people go the other way around and like RIP honestly). IF YOU HAVE THE TIME principe real is just a neat place to start, as you start going down there’s a gorgeous viewpoint, you can then visit the church (and museum) of são roque, and then you can get yourself inside bairro alto and explore its streets (art, shops, you’ll find a bit of everything there - unless you’re going at night then you’ll only find bars lmao). in chiado there are a bunch of churches you can visit for free if you’re into that. right next to chiado you have the church/ruins of carmo (you’ll hear and read convent of carmo but it’s not the convent it’s just the church turned museum - the convent is occupied by GNR) which is a must see for me tbh. also in chiado you have the iconic brasileira café, and the chiado museum (contemporary - again depends on what you like and dislike). in the downtown area there’s an archaeological center if you like those things (more info here - also fun fact if you go inside H&M, on the ground floor, and look down the floor is made of glass and you’ll se roman ruins). the lift of santa justa is neat, the arch of rua augusta are neat as well (you can see both but you don’t necessarily have to visit them). if you want to learn more about the history of lisbon,  Lisboa Story Centre (in commerce square/praça do comercio) is p neat. AROUND HERE YOU ALSO HAVE: rua cor de rosa/pink streett (near cais do sodré - just a neat street, at night it’s usually filled with people bc it has a lot of bars), the historical ginginha place (near rossio -  ginjinha is a sweet liqueur), lisbon jewish memorial (in rossio), adamastor viewpoint (on the edge of bairro alto - gorgeous and p much almost everyone’s fav, someone will likely try to sell u drugs here just say no and keep doing ur thing it has happened to almost all of us)

st george’s castle - the whole castle hill tbh. marybe follow the "cerca velha" pedestrian route which personally is one of my favourites. ANYWAY  my advice for you is to walk there. i know it seems like a lot (esp in this heat) but if you take your time and don’t rush, maybe make a stop (there’s plenty of viewpoints), it’s really not that bad and on your way up you’ll get to visit Sé/the cathedral, viewpoints, the ruins of the roman theater (there’s a museum too - the ruins are free but the museum isn’t). here i’ll even write u a  thing - i recommend going up the following streets: rua santo antónio da sé (you can visit st anthony’s church first - not really mandatory but he’s p important to lisbon so? yeah? - and then the cathedral), rua augusto rosa, rua da saudade (roman theater + museum - museum not really hella important but it’s still interesting) all the way up to st george’s castle, (and now you start going down) rua do chão da freira, travessa do funil, largo do contador mor, travessa de santa luzia (viewpoint + church), largo das portas do sol (viewpoint - there’s some museum here as well but they’re not… important… altho i do suggest the decorative arts museum which is one a lot of people ignore  &  it’s gorgeous. NOW, you can call it a day here or you can keep going. chill at the viewpoint for a while, get some food and drinks, and then go down to alfama (historical neighborhood - there’s a  staircase in the viewpoint in a street called rua norberto de araújo wher you’ll find this aka the story of lisbon) you’ll end up close to the river and 5 minutes from commerce square/praça do comercio. depending on what do you and skip/don’t skip, this is a tour that can take half day to a whole day. i once did the whole thing in 4hrs but i really do recommend taking your time especially in this heat!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEARBY: you have the fado museum (which also has a restaurant).

listen…. u gotta dedicate a day or an afternoon to belém. u just gotta do it. my recommendations for belém are: the monastery of st jerome (u don’t have to pay to go inside the church and like u can just visit the church but…. the monastery is totally worth it imo), the archeological museum (if you like those things), the naval museum (listen i didn’t think much of this museum but it’s…. it’s incredible), the national coach museum, pasteis de belém (not a museum - it’s where u buy delicious tartlets from heaven. there’s going to be a line bc there’s ALWAYS  line but the ppl who work there move fast just HAVE THE MONEY IN HAND), the tropical & botanical gardens (not really mandatory but a+ if u like gardens), and if you’re up to it ajuda’s palace which is nearby (you can walk there) and a personal fav. you need to visit the tower of belém but you don’t NEED to go inside - you can, awesome, it’s great, i love it, but if the line is huge or you’re on a budget you can see it from the outside that’s it’s still fucking outstanding and incredible. same goes to the monument to the navigators/monument to the discoveries/padrão dos descobrimentos. if you like contemporary art (or just want to chill bc the view is nice and there’s cafés) def visit CCB (cultural center - big white building, u won’t miss it - it houses the berardo museum which has works by ppl u might know such as picasso, dali, and warhol). tips for visiting belém are: lunch hours are the best for visiting the monastery - there are HUGE lines in the mornings (esp during the weekends and fridays) and at about 3pm they start getting huge again. either go early (10am) or around noon. ALSO ANOTHER TIP: YOU CAN BUY COMBINED TICKETS IN A MUSEUM TO VISIT OTHER MUSEUMS!!!!!!!  i can’t promise you you’ll be able to skip lines bc sometimes it’s just fucking impossible and it’s no one’s fault (especially not the museum workers!) but if you have combines tickets YOU CAN ASK IF YOU CAN SKIP. i can’t remember all the combinations off the top of my head but just go to a museum/monument and ask about the combined tickets! if you want to visit several things it’ll save you money. ALSO NEARBY BUT NOT NECESSARILY IMPORTANT IT DEPENDS ON YOUR TASTE ETC:  if you like art def visit the ancient art museum - several buses that go to belém (and from belém to lisbon) stop right in front of it. a cool place to chill is LX factory -  several buses that go to belém (and from belém to lisbon) stop right in front of it.

OTHER THINGS: Gulbenkian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if you have the time DO VISIT THE GULBENKIAN MUSEUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it’s gorgeous. it has a nice space for you to relax. it’s worth it. 10/10 heaven on earth 100% recommend and would take a bullet for. the national tile museum is hella nice but again it depends on what you want to do and the time you have available. the orient museum is also a personal fav but like… i don’t know if it’s for everyone? but yeah. you also have the whole estrela area - there’s the royal basilica and you have the house of writer and poet fernando pessoa nearby. 

there are other things you can visit, obviously, but i think i covered the basics and what’s most important. if you like something in particular or have a particular interest let me know so i can share things in specific!

[evenbechnet]

GROUP CHAT 7/01/17 GMT

Feel free to edit and add!! 00:00- all quiet, everyone finally goes the fuck to sleep

1am- salma, bells and Elliot having a party and crying about the summary, horse Even!?? Why? Animals, farm yard animal, farm discourse TM. Quack quack mother fuckers.

2am-killer tire in dessert movie, ohmygid these guys are literally shit posting idk what I’m summarising but I’m laughing, Elliot gets attacked by animals how is he alive?,

3am-9am- wondering about Eva noora discourse, wondering about anteater Wilhelm,

Fic Recs galore: - http://archiveofourown.org/users/rhalei/bookmarks - https://archiveofourown.org/works/8815849 - http://archiveofourown.org/works/8961337 - http://archiveofourown.org/works/8802484/ - https://archiveofourown.org/works/8820784 - http://archiveofourown.org/series/607585 - WIP with 4 chapter no link!???

Talking about terrible FICS again, werewolf isak vs hung horse even, RHAE “instead of biking to the pool ISAK rides on evens back”, furry vs curry discourse, this isn’t VILDUS pls , Taha: someone needs to read it and report back/////

Ao3 FICS are weird, mermaid fic, (someone rec that properly pls I havnt read it -Zaa) , more talking about the trailer dropping and how we gon die, might require spray bottles,

Daf is awake and approves of the FICS, caterpillar on chrispys face in s1 #confirmed, FANART is so sacred , must protect at all costs, so much talent

WHERE IS A SNAKES BUTTHOLE, snakesak has taken over as a horrifying meme, snake tongue compile? Snake videos? Pls provide links, he always licking his lipssss we should have known, WE CANT GO BACK,

10am- if Isak has dry lips Even needs to be licking them for him, JUST COUPLE THINGS EVAK

11am- Shola wages a one man war on the crispy discourse, her soul has been penetrated by p Chris, sprays bottle and despair, Shola tried recalling her fellow demons daf and Rhae for back up, more pchris discourse(more like only pictures), hating on shola )): , everyone being possesed by pchris, FICS discussion, ao3 vs lj vs ffnet, first fandoms?

12am- Harry Potter aus, which houses discourse,slytherin isak and his snake pickup lines, see seperate post.drawings of snakesak with snake.

1pm- ISAK so pale, cafeteria scene creys, that week was too dark, General ep 6 and 7 love, SHOES, halla scene vs hotel room scene, matching boyfriends

2pm- it was defo isaks first time, INFINITE, why was Even hair still perfect, it was the icecream secret, Faiza pray bottle is needed, when even touches isaks Lip in the hotel SCENE, NOSE IN HIS MOUTH, ER DU DANSK, 2pm is Lot okay- AND ISAK BEING SO CLOSE TO HIS MOM LIKE "OK BUT YOU DIDNT PAY ME THIS WEEK AND YOUR SON MADE ME BUY SO MUCH SHIT WITH MYYYYY MONEY???"

Evens mum and isaks mum head canons, Listen someone write a fic where their families have a get together @cz where r u- there is no way to summarise what's happening it's actual chaos.

SHOLA FOLIGH AWAY, more crispy wilhelmmy faces, they never end, will we ever be free? Chris and Eva the new FOLGERS commercial - Dani is leaving to EAT GOOD THINGs - like snakes aka venom!???, HANDS, Evaks hands, who cares about SEX scenes we want hand holding, THERE WAS NO SEX SCENS DISCOURSE GOT TO IRONIC

3pm- PORNHUB talk, dick talk, are dicks ugly or not, what did ISAK do in the shower in ep8, how do ppl not read the texts between clips, Faiza coming for us all with even giving ESKILD sex advice and tips, Rhae throws holy water- OH How THE TURN TABLES, Eskild even Isak hitting gay bars head canons, kitchen sex ftw, they fucked in the kitchen after 5 fine frøkner #confirmed,ILL TATTOO MANNEN I MITT LIV ON MY FOREHEAD, NSFW headcanons: Even probably makes dick jokes while they have sex, probably goes "the millennium falcon isn't the only thing that comes in less than 12 parsecs" when he's close and isak just goes wtf Honestly I can summarise this its just filth about EVAK sex are we any better than the chrispy fan girls!?

just all around terrible EVAK sex headcanons to Justin beibers baby. DONT LOOK AT ME I AM IN THE SHAMECUBE.

Evens SEX playlist;

- My anaconda - nicki - Baby my Justin beiber - Talk dirty to me - Take U down by Chris brown - Lots of years and years

Praise kink Isak, its it's just filth for an hour plus about EVAK sex I'm not gonna lie, ISAK likes scarves because they cover them hickeys

4pm- Faiza telling us a cute EVAK In School making out behind closed class room door, Shola and RHAE span crispy, even tongue is not alone anymore hi isaks tongue, why is this chat so filthy we all need Jesus, multiple holy water GIFS, ocean gif, penetrator ET, HALLA after sex, DAF and Zaa livetexting the awful sleeping beauty fic , let's never speak of it again, more shitting on eyewitness, Talking about good shows, watch merli, the get down,sense8,

5pm- s4 NRK poll, skam saved 2016 y'all, so many feelings, getting pretty sappy, love all y'all, skam as a good and bad coping mechanism the discourse, from dicks to feelings: and EVAK story, even4s4 discourse for the tusen time, crispy Kreme roasting, season 4 trailer contemplation, 8th Jan at 21:21 WHAT LIES, also u; waiting t 21/22 8th Jan refreshing the site,

6pm- we are all hot AF #confirmed, the tollness vs smolness debate, we are all dating now it is decided, crushes and how to flirt, EVAK yoga store, COUPLES yoga, ASK OLD ESKILD typo I love to regret My life, more love life talk, let's take desperate to a whole new level of EVAK could do it so can we

7pm- Evens bipolar diagnosis discourse, fandom before and after ep8 on the subject, bitch we guessed it we was RIGHT, wlw on skam pls, attacking VILDUS smh, vilde Magnus sexuality debate TBH, WILLHELM NOSE CANT FIT INTO CHRISPEE's MOUTH, never gets ask old, look at that washboard ass, crispy again, will we ever be free of crispy, TRIGGERED WILHELMY AND CRISPY

8pm- quotes for edits, poems and writing such talent here u guys

9pm: fic talk, finally the mermaid fic link (http://archiveofourown.org/works/9111700/chapters/20710825), why is there tarjei David friendship discourse why, why are ppl so gross!?,

10pm- hating women who get IinThe way of m/m ships PLS DONT, why must ppl invalidate even and isaks sexualities?, 11pm- all quite on the western front TBH