#oh it’s so gojover for me

[feyres-divorce-lawyer]

you’d think the guy who canonically called non-sorcerers monkeys and started a whole cult dedicated to killing all of them would be the racist one, and yet…

[natsuslover]

☆.｡.:* gojo bf headcanons

notes— i think… i miss my wife :’( (it’s gojover i’m writing this to cope)

ft. satoru gojo

warnings: none really js some mentions of sexual things but nondescriptive (very fluffy for the most part)

first and foremost i feel like a common mischaracterization has to be cleared up… bro is NOT a womanizer lmfaooo

in fact he’s prob a virgin like it would take a lot for him to be sexually vulnerable like that

now that that’s been said-

he’s basically ur best friend

like yes he loves u and yes ur his s/o but he can also be so so annoying at times

rich asf so he’s always spoiling u

and he doesn’t even do it on purpose

for example he’ll be shopping for himself in luxury brand stores (bros a diva) but then he sees something u would like and js buys it bc why tf not

he never expects anything in return

def the whiny brat in the relationship

kind of a red flag but he LOOOVES starting meaningless arguments for funsies

also loves complaining abt anything and everything to u

and whenever he learns a new piece of gossip you’ll be the first to know fs

100% NOT afflicted by nonchalant dreadhead disease

like he THINKS he’s being all nonchalant and shit but in reality he’s the most chalant person ever

his favorite type of date is going out to eat

whether it’s a fancy restaurant or stalls on the street he loves eating and he loves watching u enjoy ur food too

it would be ironic to say his love language is physical touch but for those he feels close to he likes when they’re physically close as well

bear hugs = his favorite form of affection

likes watching movies w u but not romance movies (he thinks they’re cheesy and unrealistic)

he’ll watch spiderman w u over and over again tho and to this day cries abt how mj doesn’t remember peter

loves playing mario kart w u

beats u every single time and brags about it

doesn’t really like TOO much pda

like he’ll hold ur hand, put his arm around u, hug u, etc. in public but that’s pretty much the extent

but in private it’s a different story…

good luck getting this man to detach his 6’3 body from u

his infinity is off almost 24/7 when it’s just the two of u

likes taking random pictures of u when ur caught off guard so he can tease u later

he’s a menace in the kitchen but when ur cooking and u need a taste tester he always volunteers

he got u a “kiss the cook” apron for ur birthday once and now just uses it as an excuse to kiss u randomly whenever u wear it

brags about u to his students like all the time and they get annoyed

“gojo sensei ur supposed to be solving the math problem on the board-”

“oh! y/n is SOO good at math! i mean just yesterday she told me-”

“GOJO SENSEI!!”

has a big ass sweet tooth that ends up rubbing off on u

his phone lock screen is definitely some cursed image of u and every time someone asks who he’s dating he just pulls out his phone and they’re like “oh… 😀”

his love for u is very obvious bc he’s always giving u “the look” when ur not looking according to other ppl

i’m ngl tho sometimes u wake up in the middle of the night for a glass of water and see this dudes bright blue glowing orbs staring right at u and it freaks u tf out

sassy bf apocalypse in a nutshell

[cursedvibes]

"Don't interfere with Gojo's fight, you'll only be a burden" 🤡 anyways I think we all agree this was a terrible fight with a terribly executed ending. It feels like bad writing, with Gege unsealing Gojo and not knowing what to do with him having a bunch of characters waiting to progress and be developed. Just unnecessary, like what did the fight accomplish? Gojo straight up forgetting about Megumi and being like "oh nvm, i was never gonna win anywyay" just feels OOC.

One of the most anticipated fights in the whole manga and it was kinda trash. I hope the plot moves along now. Like you said, I want to see the students fighting Sukuna and Kenjaku, also give me the parent Kenjaku reveal moment with Yuji, Gege, and some KenJin flashbacks. Perhaps add in a little "Jin is actually alive". As compensation.

Also waiting on that Sukuna/Yuji fight. Please Gege let that one be good.

I don't know if it's because Gege lost passion for the story, but there would've been dozens of better options on how to do the fight besides "students sit on their ass and watch the live stream of their teacher's death". F in chat, guys! No, don't interfere, that would be too interesting and feel way too natural.

I really don't want to be this harsh, but everything since Gojo's unsealing has just been very questionable writing decisions. I like the Culling Game actually, I enjoyed it more than Shibuya, even when we were focusing on characters I didn't care as much about. It didn't have the constant threat of death I expected, but it was still good and I especially liked all the new lore and character exploration. Execution of Yuki's death was meh and there could've been done more with the fight, but it still moved me. Tsumiki turning out to be a piece of cardboard was my first real disappointment, but I could've looked past that if her and Yorozu's death would've been executed better. And after that it was just kinda...bad.

Angel agrees to unseal Gojo without explanation despite refusing to do that earlier. Backdoor has no drawbacks, Gojo is just out now. He's kinda weird post-Prison Realm and definitely different from before with changed priorities, but we don't get anything concrete about him or his time in containment that would give more depth to this. He just feels kinda detached. And then one month timeskip. I still remember when people said we would get flashbacks during the fight to explain what the characters were up to. But nope, nothing. Who knows if the main characters have an actual plan, Gojo definitely doesn't seem prepared. We get vague hints at Gojo using his time in the Prison Realm to adjust his domain, but we don't hear his perspective on that (would've been too interesting), we are just told about how he must feel by other characters. It's such basic things that could have made this fight more engaging and moving, but we barely get anything. On top of that it is stretched over 14 chapters and 4 months for no reason. Just make it hit harder from the beginning and shorten it that way. Kenjaku and Yuki were powerhouses and they didn't need this much time. Also the constant Gojover teasers got old very fast.

However, Gojo did manage to strip Sukuna off his domain and Mahoraga, so that will make things a little bit easier for the others. Sukuna can't just vaporize everyone with Malevolent Shrine anymore.

With the Kenjaku vs Gojo fight not happening, I am more confident though that we will get more focus on Kenjaku & Yuuji and explore their relationship and past. Feels like there will be more time dedicated to them, although that also depends on how Yuuji vs Sukuna goes. I am very excited for what's to come either way.

[6-atlas-6]

This is THE worst manga/ anime week for the girls and gays I've ever seen in my life.

Jujutsu Kaisen and Bungou Stray Dogs spoilers under the cut

IT'S GOJOVER? GOJOS FUCKING DEAD? HIM MEETING GETO IN THE AFTERLIFE I'M SO SICK.

FUCK FRAUDKUNA. MEGUMI'S SOUL IS DESTROYED BECAUSE OF HIM AND NOW THIS?

When we said we wanted to see Gojo topless THIS IS NOT WHAT WE MEANT.

GEGE IS HOMOPHOBIC FOR THIS.

GOJO DYING IN THE MANGA AND GOJO GETTING SEALED IN THE ANIME IN THE SAME WEEK???

"My six eyes tells me you're suguru geto but my soul knows otherwise" IS COMING TOMORROW.

SATORU AND SUGURU DIED ON THE SAME FUCKING DAYYY I CAN'T DO THIS TODAY

FYODOR IS NOT FUCKING DEAD. WE DIDN'T EVEN GET TO FIGURE OUT WHAT HIS ABILITY WAS. HE WAS ONE OF MY FAVORITES HE WAS SO INTERESTING HE CANNOT BE DEAD PLEASE.

DAZAI ISN'T DEAD? GOD FUCKING DAMN IT. I might get cancelled for this but I FUCKING HATE Dazai. Akutagawa is my 3rd fav character so I'm a proud Dazai hater.

The title of the episode is Twilight Goodbye. DAZAI SHOULD HAVE DIED BASED ON THAT TITLE ALONE UGHHH

The only good part is Bram is alive my #1 ‼️‼️

FUKUCHI AND FUKUZAWA I'M DEAD. DYING. DECEASED. THE OLD MAN YAOI ISN'T A JOKE ANYMORE.

FUKUZAWA REGRETTING SLITTING HIS THROAT AS SOON AS HE DID IT OH MY GODDD I'M FUCKING DEAD.

FUKUFUKU WATCHING THEMSELVES IM SOBBING AT WORK I CAN'T DO THIS RIGHT NOW

Sigma isn't dead. I refuse. I just don't believe it actually it didn't happen guys.

No. No. Nope. Not at all. Kys. I can't do this.

FYOLAI MY LOVES I'M SO SORRY YOU DIDN'T DESERVE THIS TREATMENT

(they were both terrorists and definitely deserved it.)

HE STAYED CROUCHING NEXT TO THE PLANE OH MY GODDD I'M GONNA THROW UPPP

FUKUZAWA HOLDING FUKUCHI? OH MY GOD THE AMOUNT OF SCREENSHOTS? THAT WAS THE GAYEST FUCKING SADDEST SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE I CAN'T EVEN DESCRIBE THE AMOUNT OF TEARS THAT JUST FELL OUT OF MY EYES OH MY GODDD I'M GOING TO DIE.

What was that ending btw like what the fuck what the fuck Asagiri release the manga chapter right NEOW

[liil-ee]

JJK 226 SPOILER WARNING ⚠️

oh🧍‍♀️he’s actually okay pfft I knew that…

(the only reason I thought it might be Gojover is bc Gege has TRAUMATIZED me so at this point these chapters are getting pretty unpredictable)

[kedsandtubesocks]

HEWWOOO ERIKAAAA.

let's see, i'm passing you a bowl of alphabet soup from the same pot you made for me, in it are the letters G I and N... and no I'm not suggesting we go drinking before we find out if it's gojover tonight.

NIKU!! GIN EVXYEBDUWKSPS I’m more of a honey whiskey lady myself but you know I am so down to grab us a few drinks of whatever we can find cause I’m not ready niku IM NOT REaDY 😭😫

Also omg thank you for sending some GIN my way LMAO

✏️G: Do you write your story from start to finish, or do you write the scenes out of order?

I really used to be a big “I’m writing everything in order cause that’s how the story has to play out! 😠” type of writer but recently, I’ve started to realize it’s okay to jump around and be out of order!

Like I was also scared it would break the flow of a story or maybe be harder to try and piece together disjointed scenes but I’m grateful now that I’m a “write what comes to you! Don’t let the writers block win!” type go with the flow writer lol

✏️I: Do you have a guilty pleasure in fic (reading or writing)?

ah ha… oh boy do I 👀 but I’m gonna keep those to myself (or tell u later on discord LMAO) 🫣

✏️ N: Is there a fic you wish someone else would write (or finish) for you?

Oh yeah for sure looking at you mothman Gojo fic LMAO 🤡

But speaking of that headache…Niku mentally I am handing us two shots we can take to start us off with dealing with this night because…OOF 🤡😫

ALSO! Thank you thank you thank you again from my bottom of my little gremlin heart 🥺♥️ 💕

[cursedvibes]

if it was up to you, how would you change the gojo vs sukuna fight?

Oh boy, that's a big project, but let me take a swing at it...

So first of all, I would split the group up. Yuuta, Yuuji and maybe Maki & Kashimo follow Gojo and stand there as backup. Angel can be there as well, but I think if she gets involved it should be later during the more personal fight between Yuuji & Sukuna. The rest can go with Hakari to keep an eye on Kenjaku or maybe even start engaging them depending on what they are doing at the time. If they follow the rules and are killing players, they could jump in to help or evacuate the people to another area. Do something to slow them down while Gojo is busy with Sukuna. The other group in Shinjuku can watch Gojo for now, but I would rarely cut to them unless Gojo is really in a tight spot and it makes sense to see their concern (them arguing over when would be the best time to act, how much damage Gojo or Megumi's body should be allowed to take etc.) Also maybe show some regular people that couldn't evacuate Shinjuku. Not necessarily for Gojo to save them, but remind the reader of the destruction they're causing.

The explanations we got regarding domains, domain amplification and RCT I would give entirely to Gojo and Sukuna. Make Gojo analyse Sukuna's movements more and try to figure out how to best handle an open domain. Show Sukuna learning how to "heal" his CT by watching Gojo (already avoided a lot of repetitive info dumping). Let us hear how Gojo came up with expanding and shrinking his domain by drawing upon his experiences in the Prison Realm. This could serve as a bit of character exploration on how he has changed since his imprisonment.

I'd cut down on the exchange of punches and focus more on trying to land heavy hitting attacks that actually force the other to expand a great amount of energy to overcome them. Gege brought out the gore for Hakari, do it here as well. Like with the first Gojover cliffhanger, Gojo actually gets a significant cut through his jugular and not just a scratch. Things like that would already force him to expand more energy. Show Gojo having more concern about Megumi and their plan. Outside of the Unlimited Void moment it seems most of the time like Gojo just forgot about Megumi and I can barely see a long-term strategy in what he did during his fight, most of the time he's just reacting to what Sukuna is doing or trying to unsuccessfully outplay Adaptation.

Both of them should be brought to the ground at multiple points to make them realize that the other is no pushover and they have to take this fight seriously. It's a matter of life or death. During that they realize how much fun they are having with being given a real challenge for once and forced to think on their feet. Only they can understand this feeling and connect over it.

The brain damage affects Gojo's CT as well or at least the output of it, since that is the place that was hurt the most by his constant healing. This also means that the boost through Black Flash can only do so much to restore his strength. He closes the wound where his arm was cut off, but he can't regrow the whole thing because he has to conserve energy for the final Ultimate Hollow Purple. The blast of Hollow Purple affects him as well and brings both of them to the ground. The kids jump in when they can tell Sukuna is trying to get up again. Gojo gets pulled away to recover a bit before trying to fight Kenjaku (he still can't use his domain, has only one arm and Limitless is impacted as well, i.e. he's at a more even level with Kenjaku I think they should have the honour of taking Gojo's eyes and/or killing him). The others will then have to deal with Sukuna when he resorts to other CTs besides Cleave and 10S and try to make an opening for Yuuji to do his soul magic tricks.

That's about what I can think of. Not very well phrased, more like bullet points of what I want to see. I was never that excited for this fight, it just seems like a convenient way to bring both of them down to a level where the other characters stand a chance against them. Still pretty underwhelming. I think Gege should read Meruem vs Netero again and let themselves be inspired by that (I mean the imagery alone is breathtaking). If you have more suggestions, I'm always open for them!