#oh it’s not going to be a quiet affair 💁🏻‍♀️

[chuluoyi]

Chu, can you tell me about how it goes when gojo fam (love entries) sit down to watch horror movies?

you were on the edge of your seat, biting your lips in fear, too consumed in the movie and he’d go, “BOOOOO!”

spooked, you yelped and clutched his arm, until you realized that that was exactly what he wanted and smacked him. “you shithead! don’t do that!”

“why are you so scared of those made up ghosts? they stand no chance against me, you have nothing to worry about~”

you: 😒😒😒

next, he would be stupidly curious and ask: “if our son and i were to be caught by the ghost, who will you save first?”

“…do you even need to ask? the first thing i’ll do is throw you at the ghost, of course.”

“how mean! how can you sacrifice me just like that!”

“didn’t you say no one can stand a chance against you? save yourself.”

“grrr, meanie wifey! that’s not what i meant! this is totally not how i expected it to go—”

he’s just making blundering attempts at this point.