#oh i think he'd get super frustrated if something like that happened bc like i said. they're supposed to be as good as walking plushies

[ofallthingsnasty]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-KciIbk_oA&pp=ygUWcG9tZXJhbmlhbnMgdHVnIG9mIHdhcg%3D%3D

This is one of my new fav videos of two Pomeranian puppies playing tug of war and I just imagine basement wife having TWO purse dogs and they’re playing tug of war like that. She thinks it’s so cute and adorable until she realizes what they are trying to rip to shreds is one of Crocodile’s ties whoops 😬

(I love how the doggos in this video are literally just…potatoes with legs)

link to the video - oh goodness, that is so cute 😭💕

part one, two and three of basement wife and puppy, minors dni

Hold on, hold on - first we have to talk about the fact that he got you two puppies, not one? My, you must have been exceptionally good for him. Husband of the year award would probably go to Crocodile if it wasn't for the fact that you're with him against your will 😭

Two little dogs... How much they'd light up your drab life. Always playing with each other, chasing the other through the halls, vying for your attention. You could just watch them all day, even while they're napping. You'll probably try your best to put together toys/parkours with what you can get your hands on (but always careful not to damage anything, you put everything back into the proper place lest Crocodile catches you). Bracelets and heavy jewelry get re-purposed to drape them on your little poms, anything to tickle your brain and get a least a smile out of you. Whenever he's in particularly good humor, he leaves some treats around so you can train them (or at least try to, with how inconsistent it all is) - paw, spin, jump, and your favorite: kisses - they're pretty much all you have and you pour all of your love into them.

But you're not the only one getting bored - it's not like you can take them out for adventures, so your territory is also theirs. And a little dog explores that all too quickly, especially a sassy one like a pom. You'll find them going through cupboards you never knew they'd be able to reach, hiding under the sofa or sitting smack-dab in the middle of it, ruining the bed, fighting over your socks like they're made out of precious metals. It makes you a little sad to see them confined to the same hamster wheel that you are, but all you can do is let them have their fun and clean up after them. (Because when Crocodile catches on, he likes to punish both you and them by keeping you apart. The dogs, like you, are decoration, something to put a smile on his favorite possession's face, so they better not piss into some corner or tear apart the expensive cushions of his favorite chaise.)

So when you notice that the fabric they're fighting over is way too tight to be a sock - and worse yet, finely patterned in a way you recognize - you try to save the remnants, desperately telling your tiny pups to stop, stop, stop before their little teeth can tear the tie to shreds. But it's too late - it's already full of dog saliva and clearly chewed on at the edges, coupled with the distinct smell of animal, not your husband's favorite cologne.

He's not a man you want to hide this from (not to mention that you have no place to tuck it away, nothing truly belongs to you in this place), because he'll figure it out as soon as he'll search for that particular one some day. A punishment is inescapable - but would turn way worse if kept away from him. Disobedience and dishonesty are grave offenses to a man like Crocodile, offenses that might result in you losing your little companions if pushed too far. So you gasp and bear the bloody welts on your ass and the cock shoved down your throat out of frustration right afterwards - anything to make it up to him, anything to keep them.

[sacred-coffin]

I want to write but today is edibles days so I'm just going to type out some thoughts about Terzo in light of some headcanons / Canon info I have consumed recently. Putting it under a cut bc it might be long

So, this is mostly from reading about Terzo "hating every body, but especially himself" and just. The idea that he grew up thinking he was no one's favorite (even if he did have a very loving mother) because, even in a place like the clergy, he is still, somehow, a black sheep.

Personally, I think he's gay, which is not a BAD thing in the clergy, but I can see it making a lot of women frustrated with him. That was just a little bit less attention he got. Epecially because his older half brothers are major heartthrobs.

Growing up, it just feels like Primo and Secondo have more succes than him. They're more like their father, after all, and being liked by Nihil helps protect them from Sister Imperator's jealousy (until she can get Copia in their place). But Terzo? Nihil didn't think he had what it takes to be Papa.

I saw another person contemplating Terzo being very into punk and goth music/culture, and of course the the clergy is all about being counter culture- but not like THAT. His mother loved it, of course, and not everyone was disapproving of him, but enough people with more authority than him we disappointed. The Emerituses are supposed to be CLASSY, or something like that.

I think his brothers weren't as disappointed with him at least, but they were a little bit in that sort of "older sibling" way, if that makes sense. They had moments of fighting and then getting along later like most siblings. Of course, that doesn't extend to Copia- I personally think Copia was introduced as an orphan who just happened to be Sister Imperator's favorite, star pupil, etc. etc. Growing up there were rumors that he might be her son, that he might be Nihil's son, but no one dared talk too loudly about it. Terzo and his brothers probably didn't think Copia was their brother, or if they did they didn't care to try and include him. Still, Sister Imperator's favoritism for Copia made Terzo even MORE upset. Copia did try to be friendly with him, but Terzo was very cold to him.

I also like to think about how Omega has been around for a very long time in the Clergy. He definetly saw Terzo grow up, in a way. (NOT like, from childhood, but maybe teenage/early adulthood?) And he always took a liking to him. Terzo's mother & omega were probably his biggest hype squad, but they weren't enough to keep him from getting depressed and jaded. It also probably took Terzo a long time to actually believe that Omega was being genuine with him. I think it'd be sweet if it finally hit Terzo that Omega REALLY liked him when he became Papa. Omega was so happy for him and excited to work with him, and Terzo had his "oh." moment.

Speaking of becoming Papa, we can all agree that he just oozed charm and charisma when he got on stage. It feels very contradictory to everything I've said up until this point, right? But I think that it was kind of like, a sudden boost to his, well, EVERYTHING when he became Papa. A sort of, "fuck you" to everyone who doubted him. Who cares if his father and Sister Imperator aren't super enthused about him being Papa? He's made it there.

Sure, that doesn't FIX him. But being on stage hypes his ego up so much, and being up there with Omega helps too, it kinda gives him that "fake it till you make it" energy. And for a time he was really making it.

But then Copia became Cardinal. And as much as Nihil didn't like him being Papa either, it wasn't hard for Sister Imperator to convince him.

And, well, you know how it goes from there.

Anyways, I'm going to project onto him now and say he was definitely bipolar and definitely never medicated. This made it hard for him to consistently believe that the people in his life that DID care about him were being genuine, he'd have long weeks of being depressed and apathetic. But being on stage, the center of attention, that's a mania trigger babeyyy

[wri0thesley]

Hello! Love ur work, hope youre doing good and staying healthy

If this isnt a good prompt or its uncomfortable feel free to ignore it. I used to have an ED but worked very hard to have a more relaxed normal-to-'disordered eating' relationship with food. Thats probably why I like forced feeding in yan fics; its just the most drastic violent way to take care of someone thru that situation.

Some of ur lucas fics have hints of that or light forced feeding outright. But as a peak physical health guy who sees all food as hard worked for/a privilege/essential bc of his background, how would lucas deal in the beginning with someone who is almost the opposite?

Would he start out suspicious and defensive, thinking his victim somehow alr knew the meats origin? When he loses his temper would he babybird the food or force them to chew and swallow and keep it down with his bare hands? Would he like that extra degree of autonomy he could just take (in the name of keeping them healthy) or would he see it as obstinate, juvenile, burdensome and maybe just more trouble than its worth? Would the pros outweigh the cons for him? Like 'having' to monitor bathroom breaks, brushing readers teeth for them to check for cheeked food or stomach acid stains? Nightly strip downs so he can see how beautifully theyre finally filling out, thanks to his care? Maybe he'd love the Playing God feeling of saving his love like this bc obviously they wouldve been too stubborn for any of those doctors or therapists to help, they wouldve withered away without him.

cw: disordered eating, eating disorder, body image, etc

hello anon!!! i am doing good!! this is a super interesting question; i am uncomfortable with certain ED stuff but this imo is fine and doesn't hit any of my personal triggers so i'm answering it! <3

he would be . . . frustrated, at first. he wouldn't jump to assuming you knew what the meat was - he's just about lucid enough to expect his darling to be a little bit hesitant in the beginning. he's more likely to think that you're afraid he's poisoned it - he'll swap the plates around, encourage you gently to eat. he'll even let you get away with it, the first few days--

but not beyond that. he's force-feeding you, absolutely. he's not baby-birding or anything, but he's holding your mouth open and manually helping you chew the teeny tiny bites he's cut up for you. if he realises the exact reason that he's having to be so pro-active in feeding you--

oh. you poor, poor thing. can't you see how beautiful you already are? lucas actually does have a slight preference for 'softer' captives (he likes something to hold!) so he's not at all holding back on praising you about filling out or tracing the new softer lines of your hips or making it incredibly obvious how much he likes it.

i really don't think this would bother him all that much. he's convinced his darling needs him to live and protect them, and this is undeniable proof - and the fact he can see it happening, right in front of him? where others may have failed? he's utterly convinced that you and he were meant to be.

and if it means being even more physical with you, getting closer to you, being with you every moment he can, getting up close and personal and checking everything . . . that's hardly a chore for him when he adores you so much.

[realcube]

YOU GOT: SHOTO TODOROKI

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ matchup for @2shinebright

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ if you would like a matchup, read this!

'Zodiac sign: Taurus'

𓆩♡𓆪  i'm not a zodiac sign expert but i found this excerpt online from horoscope dot com that SO accurately describes the dynamic i think would occur between you and todoroki, it's kinda insane

𓆩♡𓆪 (oh and todoroki is a capricorn btw)

𓆩♡𓆪 "Taurus loves Capricorn's strength and ambition, while Capricorn adores Taurus' affectionate nature and stability. Taurus is devoted and Capricorn is loyal, so it can be a lasting relationship."

𓆩♡𓆪  here's the rest of the article if you wanna read it yourself

𓆩♡𓆪  like c'mon?? how crazy is that

𓆩♡𓆪  because todoroki is shown to be an strong and resilient character through and through , while you mention in your request being very physically affectionate

𓆩♡𓆪 so yeah, like the website says, coming from a household that is extremely volatile and puts a lot of pressure on him, he'd definitely appreciate your caring and affectionate nature as that's something he probably doesn't get to experience too often

𓆩♡𓆪  and he doesn't tell you how much he likes it but you can quite clearly tell....

𓆩♡𓆪  like whenever you hold his hand or give him a hug, he does tense at first because it's not something he's used to but after a couple times, it's something he learns to cherish and anticipates

𓆩♡𓆪  he has a look on his face whenever something good happens (kinda like this emoticon o_O ) and you now recognise it has the face he makes when he is expecting a hug or some sort of physical affection because tbh it's going to take a couple YEARS before he is comfortable initiating physical contact

︵‿︵‿୨♡୧‿︵‿︵  

'A simple coffee date, and maybe a walk after. It’s ideal in its simplicity, it can be done at anytime, and you can show up as you are. It can even be a study date!'

𓆩♡𓆪 this is 100% todoroki's vibe

𓆩♡𓆪 especially the "study date" part but like...

𓆩♡𓆪 you'll mention you're going to study at x time and he'll be like let me join you, two minds are better than one, and then you'll meet him for a 'study date' at a coffee shop or library or wtv and get ZERO actual studying done lmao

𓆩♡𓆪 just straight talking the whole time

𓆩♡𓆪 at the beginning of the date todoroki might pretend to be studying because he wants to get a feel for whether you are down to talk casually like he is or if you actually came to get real studying done

𓆩♡𓆪 and i say pretend because he is NOT studying fr, he's using 100% of his brain power trying to figure out if you're into him or not

𓆩♡𓆪 and yes that takes 100% of his brain power... he is too clueless...

𓆩♡𓆪 like he is not used to this whole dating and romance thing.. heck he isn't even used to liking or having crushes on people

𓆩♡𓆪 so he is so down for study and coffee dates because they feel the most casual and the least pressure

𓆩♡𓆪 although, maybe a while into the relationship, once he's super comfortable with you, he starts enjoying fine dining more

𓆩♡𓆪 but cute coffee and walk dates will always be IT for him

︵‿︵‿୨♡୧‿︵‿︵  

'If I’m feeling frustrated or angry, though? Sign me up for some GTA Online where I can take out my feelings on random players.'

𓆩♡𓆪 okay so when i read this it made me consider denki for you for a hot sec but i stand by todoroki bc hear me out...

𓆩♡𓆪 mans has been shown to be ... emotionally volatile to say the least

𓆩♡𓆪 he does have moments were he lashes out , especially in battle

𓆩♡𓆪(froze a whole city and for what ???)

𓆩♡𓆪 he defo has some repressed anger bubbling about in that gut of his

𓆩♡𓆪 so when he hears yelling coming from your room one day and he walks in to you screaming at your tv , ofc he is like "wtf??"

𓆩♡𓆪 then you explain the whole GTA online thing and how you're letting out all your bottled up emotions in a healthy manner by screaming at people online opposed to causing the second ice age

𓆩♡𓆪 and he thinks it's a bit strange at first until you insist he give it a try

𓆩♡𓆪 ...

𓆩♡𓆪 then he totally got it

𓆩♡𓆪 pro hero irl but in GTA todo is a menace to society: running over pedastrians, stealing cars, killing strippers??

𓆩♡𓆪 it honestly shocked you to your core but now it's a fun bonding activity for y'all

𓆩♡𓆪 whenever something frustrating happens irl that peeves you both off, you hop on GTA and rob banks together <3

𓆩♡𓆪 #couplegoals 💕

𓆩♡𓆪 and if you fight irl instead of being petty for ages and holding grudges, you log onto GTA and beef it out there

𓆩♡𓆪 but yeah todo is forever grateful to you for putting him on

︵‿︵‿୨♡୧‿︵‿︵  

for @2shinebright: yeah i was thinking kaminari at first but the study dates is really what made me think of todoroki instead

[roostertuftart]

I know you're the Kyle expert, but I knew a guy who thought Stan would be an incel. Thoughts?

Hmmm. Idk, I've seen that float around and I don't really get it?? Like, I can sorta get it more than when people seriously say it about Kyle. Stan definitely seems to fall into more... Viewing girls sort of in that perhaps lightly internally sexist way than Kyle seems to, of having some sort of unintentional separation between boys and girls that makes him kind of view girls as very different types of people friendwise, if that makes sense. Like, say he was dating a guy- I don't think much would change in terms of the guy being an extremely close friend who's been elevated up an extra level to romantic. But Wendy isn't really like that. She's not Stan's friend outside of their relationship.

And okay, that's not to say Kyle is a bastion of anti sexism himself, ESPECIALLY noting earlier seasons, but Kyle doesn't really seem to act the same way Stan does when interacting with girls?? His early season sexism felt more innocent and childish, something he's definitely grown out of now. It was less built on this deep internalized toxic masculinity and more like the "eww cooties" ideas that happen a lot with young kids. Obviously division based on traits like sex is not good under any circumstance, but it doesn't seem to have carried on much in his modern view of girls. Nowadays Kyle just seems to view girls far more equally even when divided from them, and cares more about listening or hearing out where they're coming from and understanding their frustration with sexism, for example. While he doesn't really have many close female friends (and really none of the boys actually do besides Stan), his behavior doesn't really shift at all to trying to be gentlemen-y or something around women, denoting a very equal level view of them.

But, in Stan's defense, we see him interacting with the girls way more than Kyle, and I think him having dated Wendy, interacting with her friends, etc etc over the series gives us way more to work with in that area than we get to with the more or less far in between hints we're given with Kyle. One thing that I think may impact this for me is also kind of that the few times we HAVE seen Kyle's attraction to girls play out, putting aside Leslie bc oh boy was Kyle blindly simping there, he doesn't seem to be as quick to focus on like... I guess vaguely sexual aspects like the other boys, which leads to him just seeming to objectify women less (Not to say that being sexually attracted to someone is inherently objectifying, but there is more of an overlap with people who are drawn by looks and engagement in objectifying behavior).

And then there's how Kyle has reacted to being rejected, and I know the big one is Super Hard PCness that everyone likes to point out as Kyle being a "nice guy", but in actuality, he was extremely graceful in how their relationship ended, moreso than he needed to be with the horrible things Heidi said to him, and only flipped out after being bullied and teased and harassed by virtually the whole school, Cartman and Heidi especially. It was definitely not anger purely because he didn't get a girl he liked, it was anger that someone he'd trusted and tried to help so swiftly turned on him and humiliated him for no reason at all, that once again he was being put down by Cartman, and that everyone else treated him poorly as well, Stan included. There's also Rebecca who Kyle just... Kinda let go. Like, we don't really see much of his reaction but there's nothing to tell us Kyle was angry their relationship was broken off, so I'm counting it at least a little. There's Nichole too, who once again we don't really straight up see Kyle's reaction to her breaking up with him. But we do see how he treats her, how much he tries to find stuff they have in common to talk about, how his only anger of their relationship not working is Cartman's blatant racism and lies about him purposely made to sabotage any chances he does get with this girl that he likes. It's not anger towards whatever choice Nichole makes here, it's anger about Cartman's needless and morally egregious interference. I know this is a low bar to pass in whether a character is decent to women, but Kyle just repeatedly not behaving badly over his breakups is a big tell to me. So often we see male characters act like assholes just because a girl doesn't like them or a girl broke up with them or something. Even with Stan, in fact, we've seen this play out. I mean. He's pretty okay too but we did see him tell Wendy she was a bitch for dating someone else. This is from early seasons, that I wouldn't solely use as evidence Stan is a crazy sexist even now, but it plays a part in this conversation on whether or not you can more accurately call Stan Marsh the incel-ish one of the two.

Okay, but like. Why am I even talking so much about Kyle here when you're asking about Stan? Well, I honestly think that the duality of them as characters reinforces the ideas of what the other is like to the audience, and this leads into a LOT of the extremes the fandom will push them into (the fem/masc debate, the nerd/jock debate, etc etc) and likewise it does so here. When we see Kyle being kinda more normal around girls, even though it's rare we see him like that at all, it makes Stan seem all the more awkward when in reality, he kind of isn't that bad at all?? He's pretty normal with girls for a boy his age, though he could be a bit less of a dick sometimes. I do think he sometimes has this huge focus on looks, and that can be... Not great, but it's not to a horrible evil incel-ish degree by any means, and I'd argue for his age he's a pretty good guy to, say, Wendy- Not that he can't improve a LOT but Idk, his shittiness comes off more as "dumb little boy is sometimes a jerk to his friends" to me than "secretly hates and disrespects women".

But y'know, at the end of the day, Kyle and Stan are more alike than people think about many of these things, this being one of them. Whether or not Kyle or Stan are better with how they act to women is hard to say. I can see why people would be able to twist Kyle into being incel-ish even if I don't really personally think it's based accurately on the information we've been given. I can see even moreso how someone might be able to with Stan, and while I do think there's at least a bit more of a leg to stand on him having some issues with internalized sexism, I don't think it's accurate with the information we've been given either. Neither of them are really incel-ish to me.

Honestly, if they were dealing with the issue of not being able to find a partner, they'd probably mostly internalize it into self blame and feel bad about themselves but not really broadly blame other people. Stan might slump into a depression or put his focus elsewhere, Kyle, if wanting a partner badly enough (I don't think it's ever been his first priority and I doubt it ever will be) would make efforts to fix the problem by figuring out what's putting people off about himself and try to figure out how he can fix it rather than lashing out. (Also I already lightly touched on why I don't think Kyle would redo his actions in The List right here over not being able to get a girlfriend lol)

[yuukei-yikes]

What would happen in an AU where Haruka's and Takane's abilities were swapped? They entered the daze at about the same time and they both had similar wishes. I don't think Takane would have a Konoha incident and Haruka would be more open with Shintaro (assuming that's who he ran into) but beyond that: ???. (You can assume shintaro ends up okay and focus just on Harutaka moments in this AU)

I'VE DRAWN THIS BEFORE its pretty old art but still funny (neet ayano was so fucking funny to me) i remember when i drew that i was thinking the way to swap haruka and takane's roles relies a lot on the daze messing up real bad in a hilarious way. bc haruka and takanes wishes ARE kinda similar, it kinda revolves around them being like I DONT WANNA BE FUCKING SICK!!!!!! like haruka in a body that can't sleep or eat is literally his worst nightmare but hey u wont die in this body lol!!! and takane wouldn't care particularly abt being super strong but maybe awakening can apply never sleeping or something. and like u said maybe takane wouldnt have a konoha incident... like, the reason haruka cant be in his body is bc his personality is too soft for awakening? so he's sorta rejected? but takane would have a strong personality for it right?? so yeah ig she'd be aware.

but aware takane with awakening eyes kinda misses the point to meee like things would be over so fast like that. takane with a super op power would get the fuck out of kenjirous house and go to shintaro and end up finding haruka anyway. and theyd reunite fast and theres no angst like that...where would be the fun in that. and that would be a huge pain in the ass for clearing, that would rly mess up its plans. so maybe it manages to do something to make takane take the backseat in her body and let awakening drive like it does in haruka's, that way we also get konoha!! tho ig in this au awakenings name would be ene right?? lol thats so weird. but yeah bro AWARE takane with awakening?? bitch would be unstoppable clearing would not be able to handle this 😭ok lets not get into the nitty gritties lollll sory everytime i get an ask i literally get so sidetracked im sorry OK UM SO lets go by awakening is driving takanes body hc bc thats more fun i also think ene haruka would be more honest to shintaro ?? but like again shit would be over so quick like that. shintaro would be like oh thank god not all 3 are dead haruka is right here. so maybe haruka doesnt say anything at first bc shintaro looks A MESS and hes like erm. ill tell him when he feels better :) *whole year goes by* but also they'd have a similar dynamic to ene and shintaro not bc haruka wants to annoy him on purpose but its by accident LOL hes also trying to get him out of the room and hes like HEY SHINTARO LETS BUY SOME SUNSCREEN COME ONNN COME ONNN and shintaros like GET OUT OF THE SCREENNNNNNNNN also haruka abt not finding any record of him and takane disappearing/existing he'd be like o shit. okay maybe i dont tell shintaro bc am i even real u told me to focus on harutaka and i didnt even talk abt it erm erm erm haruka would probably be obsessed with hanging out with takane and wouldnt do the WOW MR FAKE thing like ene did bc hes convinced takane must be there somewhere but he grows increasingly frustrated at awakening LOL

[dashielldeveron]

i want to thirst for other characters but soulmate troupe!neitos on the brain yet again. whew. don’t you think that ‘first time’ with neito would go fucking crazy?? let me explain.

i can see it going two very different ways.

1. is that it’s the result of a normal date together and it’s so so vulnerable, because it’s the first sexual experience neito has with you that he doesn’t have the sexy bully persona to fall back on. it’s just himself. still teasing but in a way that’s incredibly soft. most crazy vanilla sex ever, because vanilla interactions aren’t the norm for these two which makes it even more crazy??, probably cries , takes incredible care of you after..mm..he’s an extravagant guy probably has fruits and water for aftercare on standby. most relaxing bath ever (if you get up out of bed in the first place). meowww 🐈

2. is that it’s the result of an intense bully session (gone wrong gone sexual?!). the way he’s talking down to you right now is hitting so so good (honestly pushing your mental into like a miniature sub space??). so instead of bantering back with him when he calls you pathetic reader just lets out a whiny ‘yess’. and like begs him to fuck her LMAOOOO. and for neito it switches on a part in his brain that he didn’t even know he had. like. he lives for your attitude and your wit, they’re so so sexy to him. but seeing you reach a place that only he can bring you?? oh he’s dragging you to the nearest supply closet and fucking against the wall for sure. still takes incredible care of you after and is incredibly apologetic.. like sorry babe my demons took over.

any way neito daily brain rot delivered. who knows when the next soulmate troupe guy infects me and release me from neito jail. hope you like it lmao.

-📌

i'm normal i'm normal i'm normal i'm normal

i'm. normal

okay lol we all know monoma is Mr. Committed to the Bit, but like..,,..,,i feel like he's got a Plan for the first time, and maybe it doesn't go accordding to plan perfectly, and he gets too nervous that you're not gonna like it bc what if.....what if you only like him for the persona he's crafted??? what if he slips up because something he didn't anticipate happens??? and you have to be like. neito you're crazy. and i love crazy. it's okay if we don't have a script all the time. in fact, it's great if it's you, neito, without pretending to be anything you're not. and then he starts fucking crying while he's like, inside you, and it turns v v v soft and more romantic than he could've planned..........baby boy. they should feed each other slices of fruit afterwards

second scenario: first, it's superrrrrr hot; i want to think about it for the rest of my life. i can't also help but think that this could be spoiling his Elaborately Planned Tender First Time, so, while both of you are super turned on and, like, dry humping, he's also frantically searching for a way to get to a bed, at least, because he wants some shred of classic romance to go with this. i can easily picture neito, angry, frustrated, and with a boner, as he guides a thoroughly unhelpful reader to a comfortable/safe location. i think he's very determined to do this "right" and is battling every horny thought in his head from caving in and taking you there. if he does cave, you're so right that he'd be just as soft/caring afterwards as if it'd been planned/in private.

i will be thinking about this Forever. the concept's too sexy!!!! ughhhhh you're SO big-brained xx.

[proudfreakmetarusonikku]

16 is so Primeboys coded omg

oh, they’re all c!primeboys coded bc I made this list after getting frustrated that all the whumpy/angsty prompt lists were too /r coded and i wasn’t able to use any for c!prime. also the wittebanes.

(if u want some more super c!prime coded ones check out dialogue 1, 2, 9, 20, and 25, and other 5, 12, 14, 19, and 20)

Anyway… been thinking bout seer au a lot so here it is.

TW: Abuse, dehumanisation, kidnapping, isolation, blinding, mutilation, what's essentially glorified slavery in a fantasy context (mages are forced to work for the king in this case), possessive behaviour, manipulation, severe codependency, referenced torture, referenced restraints, gaslighting, and forced medication/drugging. Yeah, the Seer AU is a doozy.

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There were ways of telling people apart without sight- or Sight, for that matter- and ever since he'd been blinded, Tommy had gotten very good at them.

For example, Dream's strides were long and loud, and he tended to stay as close to Tommy as possible. It’s not like anyone else would be allowed to enter his chambers, of course. That'd have been a risk to the Kings property, after all. That’s all mages were, according to law, according to traditions. According to stupid bullshit, more like. But it was something Tommy could do to keep his mind sharp.

“Fuck off.” Tommy groaned, burying his face in the soft pillows.

“C'mon, Tommy, that’s no way to speak to your king.” Dream's voice was light, like this was still some kind of silly, joking situation. Like nothing was wrong.

“I'm not kidding around, prick. Leave me alone. Haven’t you already done enough?”

Dream sighed. “Tommy, are you having one of your moods again? I'm just here to bring you some food. Would you rather starve to death while you're healing?”

“Healing from you gouging my fucking eyes out.”

Dream paused. “I mean, yeah? I was helping you with your Sight. You didn’t want to wear the blindfold, so I thought that'd be more comfortable. Really, you should be thanking me.”

“You're unbelievable, man. Just, you’re so fucking… I don’t know.” It was how Dream always got- crueller than ever whenever he tried, ineptly, to be better, and then expecting some sort of reward for fucking Tommy's life up. It was as infuriating as it was painful.

It had happened after the enforcers dragged him away from his home on the street, with Tubbo, and Dream expected him to be all grateful for providing him with food and shelter even though he was a glorified- slave, really, no matter how much Dream pretended to be civilised. It had happened after he'd given Tommy a cane so he could walk when he fucked up his legs bad enough as a sick punishment for an escape attempt he couldn’t walk without one. It had happened a million more times than Tommy could name, and now it was happening after he took his fucking eyesight for his own selfish gain.

Tommy didn’t even fucking want his Sight. He never wanted to be a mage- the stories he heard, even dripped in propaganda, sickened him. Life in a gilded cage as the King's attack dog, never allowed to make a decision of their own and treated more like some sort of mythical animal than a person, sounded like a worse hell than the one he'd run from in the first place. At least Father never pretended to be anything but a cruel, drunken bastard mad that his favourite punching bag had died and taking it out on the child with her golden hair.

No, he was born with a gift that was more like a curse. The Sight hurt his head, dizzied his senses, and being forced into using it again and again by Dream until he passed out wasn’t exactly Tommy's idea of a good time. Neither was being dressed in fancy robes, having his hair scrubbed throughly with soaps that stung at his eyes and tied up painfully tight to be, essentially, shown off as a pretty tool in court, people oohing and aweing at his every movement while he was forced to do petty predictions for the entertainment of the rich fuckers who'd have kicked him while he was sleeping in alleyways, and now looked at him like some sort of show dog, pulling and prodding when they thought Dream wasn’t looking.

It was Tommy's own personal Hell.

The sound of Dream punching the wall in frustration didn’t even make Tommy flinch anymore. “It’s- I don’t fucking understand, Tommy! I give you a home, shelter, luxuries second only to myself. I give you the freedom to roam the grounds as you wish, and I spend hours each day talking to you, bearing my deepest secrets. I love you as if you were a brother of my own, not merely a servant useful to me, yet this is how you treat me?.”

Laughter bubbled in Tommy's chest and spilled out without meaning, harsh and bitter without any humour. “You love me? You love possessing me, you mean. You love having someone you can force to serve as your own personal spy. You love having someone to beat and torture on some made up punishment bullshit whenever you please. You love having something to show off to boost your own oversized ego. You love having someone you can make serve as your confidant, your own personal fucking therapist, because they have no way to tell anyone all your fucked up secrets. But me?” 

Tommy raised his arms in the air, in a way that probably looked incredibly awkward considering he was sitting propped up awkwardly in a bed too big for him, but he didn’t fucking care anymore. “You don’t care about me, do you? If you did, you’d let me go, let me see my friends, you wouldn’t literally lock me in chains and tear out my eyes, would you? No, what you care about is Tommy the seer, Tommy the punching bag, Tommy the emotional support prisoner. Not Tommy the person.” His voice had turned scratchy, like he was crying, but no tears came out. “But you’re right, I guess. You don’t treat me like a servant. You treat me like a slave. A pet. Anything but a human fucking being.”

An awkward silence descended on the room, and Tommy just felt too angry to even flinch away from the hit that was almost certainly coming, if not being dragged into one of the interrogation chambers again for more serious punishment. Instead, he felt annoyed, impatient, at Dream dragging out the certain punishment to come. Instead, though, Dream pulled him into a warm hug, and Tommy couldn’t help but lean into its comfort. It reminded him of Mama, in the scant few years he had with her, and fuck, at this point he'd take that no matter how much it hurt.

“Oh, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy…” Dream's voice was infuriatingly calm. “You poor thing, so confused and angry. It’s my fault, really. I didn’t consider how it must seem to you, alone all your life and used to being used. No one ever cared about you until I did, right?”

“Shut up,” Tommy half-sobbed. “Shut up. You'll never be Mama, or Tubbo. You're like Father. I hate you. I fucking hate you.”

“No you don’t, do you? You’re just scared, and you must be in pain. I must have not given you enough medicine this morning.” Dream absently ruffled a hand through his hair, and Tommy bit his tongue and pretended it was Mama. “You'll feel better soon, and it’ll all go back to normal, I promise.”

“I don’t want it to.” Tommy's voice was barely even audible at that point, so rough and tired. He didn’t want to continue to exist in this tailor-made torment, and he didn’t want to keep playing happy families with the man who ruined his life, and he especially didn’t want to take any more of the sickeningly sweet medicine Dream made him take, even though it made the burning in his eyes die down. It made his head so fuzzy and wrong, like his thoughts were all flooded by swamp water and he couldn’t understand anything and he hated it. “I'd rather die.”

“Oh,” Dream's voice had slipped into that inappropriately playful tone that sent shivers up Tommy's spine again, “You're far too valuable alive to me to have that choice.”