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autixel · 1 month ago

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I've got an idea (devious)

Dresden Files x Dungeon Crawler Carl crossover

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Dresden goes: "Death measles," I heard myself say as I ran. "Now that's funny." It wasn't funny. I laughed again. What the hell is wrong with... "Ow," I cried as a rock bounced off my head.

Carl goes: "I used the knife. I saved a child. I won a war. God forgive me."

#oh hey it's my antiblorbo and my blorbo that i refuse to not make fun of #but like there's something to be said when i say that i only started liking dresden at book 12 like i gotta have started liking him b4 that #right?#12 WHOLE BOOKS & I ONLY START LIKING THE MAIN CHARACTER THEN suurree autixel. whatever you say autixel. definitely‚ autixel. mhmmm for sure #carl and dresden might get along #they both have cats. they both have communicated with their pets before.#Carl's getting a slightly bigger ego meanwhile dresden is getting his beat out of him like he's a pinata #I NEED MARCONE TO BE IN TWELVE MONTHS I MISS MARCONE WEHHHHHH #cough cough anyways #the dresden files #harry dresden #dungeon crawler carl #carl dcc #this message was brought to you by autixel

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