koldsoba
blood orange + violet
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i like frolicking in other people's universes. [interactive fiction, character creation, and all-around interest blog]
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koldsoba · 7 days ago
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koldsoba · 10 days ago
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researching medieval file formats like .tapestry and .stainedglass
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koldsoba · 11 days ago
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man this year is gonna be the year i either die or become someone else i dont know which one maybe both
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koldsoba · 26 days ago
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We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky
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koldsoba · 1 month ago
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NEPHI GARCIA Gold Fantasy Dress 2024 if you want to support this blog consider donating to: ko-fi.com/fashionrunways
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Confiscated pens containing cheat notes intricately carved by a student at the University of Malaga, Spain. (2022)
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koldsoba · 1 month ago
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koldsoba · 1 month ago
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koldsoba · 1 month ago
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The idea of dragons in modern times is so fun because imagine a hot summer day on your vacay and go to use the hotel pool and staff is like "valued guests we regret to inform you that the pool area is out of service at the moment, we apologize for the inconvenience"
And people like "wtf why" looking out their hotel room window and there's this. This dragon just curled up in the pool chilling, literally, cooling itself down
Some of the staff are trying to gently shoo him away and the dragon does a soft little "rrrrrr" like a grumpy cat and a warning puff of smoke and they're like "fuck it i don't get paid nearly enough for this" and no ones using the pool today sorry!
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koldsoba · 1 month ago
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oh shit we got december tomorrow…
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koldsoba · 1 month ago
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koldsoba · 1 month ago
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I can understand how "modern person thrown into the past gets by pretending to be a healer/doctor" is as surprisingly common of a trope as it is. I mean I'm fluent enough at bullshitting to be pretty sure I could pull it off to impersonate a doctor in any time pre-1800s. If I have no idea what something is or how to treat it, I could just get the opinion of the other whatever-passes-as-medical-professionals around, but if their suggestions sound like bullshit I'm not doing it. And I'll beat the shit out of anyone suggesting bloodletting or mercury. With my healing stick. I've tied little bells on it, that jingle comically with every smack.
The awesome curative powers of my healing stick come from two separate sources: Placebo, and me using it to beat anyone trying to give my patients mercury.
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