#oh god im fucking apart

[meyhmeyh]

it was a chem shift like all others but I made one mistake

So i made all the basic chems and the advanced chems to heal the crew. I had some orders and I started making it. 5 units of med chem for artifacts, so I gave 30 bica. Some space lube for clown, so I made a jug of space lube. Sec wanted meth and I did make some but I fucked up. The pyrazine beaker was too hot and it blew up in the machine. Then the one on the hot plate blew up too and when I lost my hands. The last thing I said was the "pyrazine beaker was too hot" as I got hit with the second explosion. I was rended asunder and was unrrevivable. Not even morgue able as I was everywhere as limbs... no, not limbs but every jointed piece apart. I should not have lived due to my blunder. But they put me back together like a mech or exodia. Turning my torso into my body. I then made a full recovery but my body was looted and my clothes stolen. I donned the maid outfit and of course made more meth as it needs 35 seconds in a microwave to make a beaker hot enough. My supply of ingredients was gone and but I could make more. Also cmo got me more chems. Then I made the order for sec. Made some phalaxamine and made my specialty foam recipe but with smoke instead. I helped heal who I could and saved many more. As a good med man does. But after evac, because it was goob station I used the smoke as one last thing before we all went to lobby. It was ok I guess. Smoke and foam last the same length but smoke doesn't have extra sulfuric acid at the end in making its recipe. Smoke is potassium, sugar, and phosphorus. The only thing on that recipe that is a pincher is phosphorus but if you have more than one chem dispenser, then you're good.