#oh geez thats also gonna b me in the future ajlsdkafjsldakfj
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elvesofnoldor · 7 years ago
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#yolanda talks#sadjflkas i wonder if aphra is still alive in sequel era#i sincerely doubt she joined the rebellion tho so shes probs still living on fringes...same old same old#a 60 yr old gay asian woman sadjflksa thats gonna b me in the future#maybe after star wars sequel trilogy is over there is like some sort of tie in of OT comic characters and sequel characters#so idk maybe she shows up in an issue of...poe dameron?#it'd be like her mission with luke in the screaming citadels series#and then at that point finn and rey are probably like. married or whatever so poe is just like a 35 yr sad lonely gay#oh geez thats also gonna b me in the future ajlsdkafjsldakfj#and idk maybe poe is stuck with her cause they have the common goal in a mission poe is undertaking#and maybe they r literally stuck in a cave or something so they have to talk and aphra sees that poe is having that Gay Sadness#and it'd be funny cause maybe finn and rey just got married and poe is still kinda :\ abt that but hes happy for finn#and aphra tries to be Relatable and was like *u know thats rough but my ex gf sana hate my ass and wanna kill me#and my later crush is an imperial officer who ALSO hate my ass and wanna kill me so u see it could be so much worse!*#and poe is just *m'am i am a proper rebel pilot not some rogue scoudrel trying to get rich im not associated with u :\*#*and ur experiences are not relatable since when the fuck would i ever be crushing on an imperial smh im a good person with taste*#aphra is just gonna b like *son im trying to build some cross generational gay/lesbian solidarity here give me a break*#*sometimes u just gotta embrace the Sad Lonely Gay Life and try to have a good laugh while u still can*#it'd such depressing but also funny issue if it ever happened#anyways i dont wanna admit it but i lost all my hope in finnpoe im not even kidding here#today is kinda depressing actually even tho i like the new tlj video#i lost 100% hope in finnpoe and im just here trying to um kill some time and crack some jokes lol#the only kind of gays disney and lucasfilm allowed are unimportant background gays/problematic gays & MAYBE sad gays#so best scenario? poes gonna b a Sad Gay#too bad i dont ship finnrey cause i'd be so much happier abt that tlj video#im writing this post now cause i assumed no one is up to read this weird depressing shit lol
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