#oh fuckit.

[snepdragon]

hehoo

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😂

Shake shake, shake shake

Man I'm feelin' like, Bill Clinton

W-w-working up them digits

Killing them pigeons, man

You go missin', get them itches

Cuttin' up them fresh ripe nipples in the kitchen

Boom ba-boom ba-boom boom, kill the witness

Order me a private jet

And go fuck yourself with a Lincoln hat (Ohh)

Keep the rats in the trash (Ohh)

Hiking up the thermostat

Wanna make you shake so fast

Stacking up the bodies, cause an avalanche

I can make you shake

I can make you hate

I can make you quiver

Down to your liver

Bitch come hither

(Ohh)

I can make the mirror break

(Ohh)

I can make the mirror break

'Cause the government wants you

(Shake, shake)

'Cause the government needs you

(Shake, shake)

'Cause the government wants you

(Shake, shake)

'Cause the government needs you

(Shake, shake)

Blasting, no ceiling

No fuck you, you dead to me

Look at my energy

Bitches they fuck on me

Hide all my cutlery

Under the vanity

Where is my sanity

Live in a factory

Dancing to Happy Feet (Uh-uh)

Praising the anarchy

Bleed a fuckin' puddle

Climb through a window

Take everything properly

Raiding your property

I'm the new god of fuck, get with it

Get with it

Get with it ohh, shut the fuck up

I can make you shake

I can make you hate

I can make you quiver

Down to your liver

Bitch come hither

(Ohh)

I can make the mirror break

(Ohh)

I can make the mirror break

'Cause the government wants you

(Shake, shake)

'Cause the government needs you

(Shake, shake)

'Cause the government wants you

(Shake, shake)

'Cause the government needs you

(Shake, shake)

I can make you shake

I can make you hate

I can make you quiver

Down to your liver

Bitch come hither

(Ohh)

I can make the mirror break

(Ohh)

I can make the mirror break

'Cause the government wants you

(Shake, shake)

'Cause the government needs you

(Shake, shake)

'Cause the government wants you

(Shake, shake)

'Cause the government needs you

(Shake, shake)

Ohh, I can make you, ohh

I can make a bitch cum

I can make you, ohh

I can make your liver, bitch, come hither

Ohh, I can make the mirror break

New God of Fuck

New God of Fuck

New God of Fuck

New God of Fuck

New God of Fuck

nEw GoD oF fUcK bY dOn YeLlOw 🎧

[candyfloss-esophagus]

Additional Crying Wolf Lore

as requested by @fiepige. i am so so sorry that this short piece has taken over half a year to write. why so long? well. lets jusr say. issues.

this lore focuses on my beloved D.O.R.M.A.N.T symbiotes, what they are, what they're used for and what their effects are.

what are D.O.R.M.A.N.T symbiotes?

D.O.R.M.A.N.T symbiotes are a strain of the V.E.N.O.M symbiotes used by the e-138's government to control their population through a militarized police force made up of cops fused with these parasites. V.E.N.O.M are a very striking presence: not built for stealth, just to intimidate and kill. which they're very good at! they're just not good at integrating very well into the general population. D.O.R.M.A.N.T stands for Disabling Opposing Revolutionaries Methodically Aided via Non-violent Threats and are a new 'subspecies' of symbiote that makes it easier for a cop to remain around people without anyone sensing there is something 'off' about that cop. it's essentially a symbiote for an undercover cop, which makes them even more dangerous because no one knows they're there -- sometimes the host themself is not made aware of the symbiote's presence (hence the name DORMANT).

a D.O.R.M.A.N.T symbiote needs much the same sort of things that a regular V.E.N.O.M does to survive, without the biologically compatible host. because D.O.R.M.A.N.Ts are nigh intangible, there isn't much that they need to fuse with inside a host's body, which means that they can survive for longer and can essentially control anyone they want to. diet is the same, mostly carnivorous. it also means they can simply eat the organs of their host before passing onto the next person if they decide they don't like the body they're inhabiting! ick!

D.O.R.M.A.N.Ts are a strain of symbiote worked on by the British government of e-138, so they take orders from no one but the person that deploys them.

how do you get rid of a D.O.R.M.A.N.T symbiote?

in Crying Wolf, hobie's symbiote is purged using electrical currents. D.O.R.M.A.N.Ts are made up of a kind of modified electricity themselves and are not vulnerable to fire: instead, they're weak to electricity, as they can get absorbed back into it and die. this resulted in hobie being bathed in weaker electrical currents so they didn't accidentally kill him and sort of sloughing the symbiote off in tiny increments. the fun thing about D.O.R.M.A.N.Ts is that they're undetectable in a host's body once they've fused (which is how hobie let his guard down enough to be infected in the first place) so hobie just kind of had to take a gamble for when he was done getting rid of it, hoping that he wasn't walking out of the spider society about to cannibalise his boyfriend for a second time.

signs you might have a D.O.R.M.A.N.T symbiote that's chosen you as a host!

if you suspect yourself of coming into contact with a D.O.R.M.A.N.T symbiote, keep calm and contact your local hospital immediately for processing.

indicators that there might be one living inside you include, but are not limited to: migraines that can last for weeks, frequent nausea/vomiting, heavy emotional swings, anger bursts, hunger that feels as though it borders on starvation, intense cravings for meat, and extensive memory loss.

victims of the D.O.R.M.A.N.T symbiotes have been recorded saying that they couldn't recognise their own family members after a week of the symbiote inhabiting them. loved ones of the test trials have gone on record stating that this strain is unethical and traumatising to not just the hosts themselves, but to the people around them. unfortunately, all of those records have been burned and those loved ones have disappeared. that fucking sucks doesn't it.

for any more questions regarding crying wolf or the D.O.R.M.A.N.T symbiotes, hit me up with an ask and i'll be happy to answer!

[collectiveohshit]

[lookninjas]

FUCKIT FRIENDS

So I finally have contributor copies done for the last issue of FUCKIT, and I've been thinking about it, and are we good maybe just doing three issues this year? I don't want to stop, because I'm enjoying it and I think you guys are too, but 2023 was a fucking struggle from beginning to end and I'm probably going to be burnt out for a minute (and again, I think some of you guys might be too), and if we could just take a little bit longer, I think that might help some.

Also, I would otherwise need submissions in like two weeks, or I'd have to put it all off again until halfway through February and then put the zine together in two weeks again because delaying by a month would just leave us with three issues out by the end of the year and just... kind of not worth it, I feel like.

So I'm thinking submissions due by the end of February, issue comes out in March, then submissions due by end of June, zine comes out in July, then submissions due by end of October, zine comes out in November, we revisit maybe at that time if we feel like it?

Thoughts? Comments? Concerns?

Also, and you'll see when you get it (if your local post office doesn't send it back to me this time what is going on with that), but there is no theme for the next one. Where that usually lives is just a page that says basically "I'm really tired, there's no theme, but we're not quitting, so we'll come up with something."

Which feels like it summarizes this whole decade, honestly.

[freakova]

can you draw kazan pregnant

I was about to go to bed, literally about to get up when suddenly I get 4 inbox messages, this exact message 4 times from you who is high as a kite. So Absolutely.

[amethyst-crowns]

Fuck it : Stylizes your Munson V3

really pushing it now

angles baby!!

[mary34blog]

I AM GONNA MCFUCKING LOOSE IT FATE/STAY NIGHT REMASTER ON STEAM AND WORD HAS IT IN ENGLISH TOO??? WE WON WE SO FUCKING WON HOLY SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*mary.exe has stopped working*

[elisabeta-darling]

[tokentitan]

Somethings make me 😔 ,somethings change and somethings never change🤍Hi mom,love you mom,thank you forever for been proud of me mom

[asbestieos]

MELTY IS AWAKE. I FORGO THE HAUNTING EMBRACE of sleep

[emeraldbutterfly88]

Skins (UK) edit

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𝙶𝙵𝚇-𝙷𝚎𝚎𝚜𝚈 2005

„𝙷𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚒𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚊 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚒𝚝’𝚜 𝚊 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚍“

(𝙰𝚟𝚎 𝙳𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚊 𝙻𝚎𝚇)

𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝙻𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚜𝚘 𝚂𝚑𝚊𝚍𝚘𝚠 -𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚂𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚢 𝙻𝚒𝚏𝚎

Oɴᴇ, ᴛᴡᴏ, Fʀᴇᴅᴅʏ’s ᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ

Tʜʀᴇᴇ, ғᴏᴜʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ʟᴏᴄᴋ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏᴏʀ

Fɪᴠᴇ, sɪx, ɢʀᴀʙ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄʀᴜᴄɪғɪx

Sᴇᴠᴇɴ, ᴇɪɢʜᴛ, ɢᴏɴɴᴀ sᴛᴀʏ ᴜᴘ ʟᴀᴛᴇ

Nɪɴᴇ, ᴛᴇɴ, ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ sʟᴇᴇᴘ—

FUCKTHEPOPULATION

(Aʏᴇ, ᴀʏᴇ, ᴀʏᴇ, ᴀʏᴇ)

Pᴜʟʟɪɴɢ ᴜᴘ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴜᴍᴘ (ʏᴇᴀʜ!)

Sʟᴜɢs ᴛʜᴀᴛ’ʟʟ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ sʟᴜᴍᴘᴇᴅ

Dʀᴜɢs ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴍᴇ ɴᴜᴍʙ

Wᴀᴋᴇ ᴜᴘ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴏᴘ sᴏᴍᴇ

Bɪᴛᴄʜ, ɪᴛ’s FUCKTHEPOPULATION

Bᴏᴅɪᴇs ɪɴ ᴍʏ ʙᴀsᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ

Lᴏʀᴅ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴏʀsᴀᴋᴇɴ, ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜɪɴɢ ʙɪᴛᴄʜᴇs ғᴏʀɴɪᴄᴀᴛɪɴɢ (sʜɪᴛ!)

Lᴜᴄɪғᴇʀ, Bᴇᴇʟᴢᴇʙᴜʙ, Sᴀᴛᴀɴ

Tʀɪᴘʟᴇ sɪx ʙᴇ ᴍʏ ʟᴀɴɢᴜᴀɢᴇ

Sᴍᴏᴋɪɴɢ ᴏɴ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ’s ғʟᴀɢʀᴀɴᴛ

Sʜᴏᴏᴛɪɴɢ ᴜᴘ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ’s ᴛᴀɪɴᴛᴇᴅ

Rᴀɪɴᴅʀᴏᴘs ᴄᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴍʏ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴅʟᴏᴄᴋs

Mᴏᴏᴅ 21 Sᴀᴠᴀɢᴇ, ᴛʜᴀᴛ Rᴇᴅ Oᴘᴘs

Mɪɢʜᴛ ɢᴇᴛ ᴍʏ ғᴀᴄᴇ ᴛᴀᴛᴛᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ᴛᴇᴀʀ ᴅʀᴏᴘ

Sʜᴇʟʟ-sʜᴏᴄᴋᴇᴅ ʟᴇᴀᴠɪɴɢ ʙᴏᴅɪᴇs ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ sɪᴅᴇᴡᴀʟᴋ

Sɪx ᴅᴀʏs ‚ᴛɪʟ ᴍʏ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ, ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ sᴇᴠᴇɴᴛʜ ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ʙᴇ

Lᴏᴡᴇʀ ʟᴇᴠᴇʟ ᴅᴡᴇʟʟɪɴɢ, ɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴠɪʟ ʀᴏᴄᴋɪɴɢ FTP

Rᴜʙʏ sᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴛʀᴇɴᴅs ʙᴜᴛ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ, ʜᴇ ᴡᴀɴᴛs ʜɪs ʙʀᴇᴀᴛʜ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴇᴀsᴇ

Lᴇᴏᴘᴀʀᴅ ᴘʀɪɴᴛ ᴀʟʟ ᴏɴ ʜɪs ʙᴏᴅʏ, ʙᴏᴅʏ ʜᴀɴɢɪɴɢ ᴏғғ ᴛʜᴇ Sᴘʜɪɴx

Rᴜʙʏ ɢᴏᴛ ᴀ ᴘʟᴀɴ ɪɴᴠᴏʟᴠɪɴɢ ғɪʀᴇsᴛᴏʀᴍs ᴛʜɪɴɴɪɴɢ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇʀᴅ

Rᴜʙʏ ɢᴏᴛ ᴀ ᴘʟᴀɴ ᴛᴏ sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴏᴄᴜsᴛs sᴡᴀʀᴍ, ᴘᴏɪsᴏɴɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅɪʀᴛ

Rᴜʙʏ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ғɪɴᴅ ʜɪs ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ ᴀɴᴅ ғʟɪʀᴛ

Rᴜʙʏ ɢᴏᴛ ʜɪs ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀғᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ᴛᴏʀɴ, ᴄᴜᴛ ᴜᴘ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜɪʀᴅs

Rᴜʙʏ ɢᴏᴛ ᴀ ʙʀᴏᴋᴇɴ ᴏᴀᴛʜ ʜᴇ ᴏɴᴄᴇ sᴡᴏʀ��, ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ʜɪᴍ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴛᴏ ᴄʜᴜʀᴄʜ

Rᴜʙʏ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅʏ ғɪsᴛ ᴜᴘ ʜᴇʀ sᴋɪʀᴛ

Dᴏ Yᴏᴜ Bᴇʟɪᴇᴠᴇ ɪɴ Gᴏᴅ? ʙʏ $ᴜɪᴄɪᴅᴇʙᴏʏ$ (ɴᴏᴘᴇ)

@frenchpsychiatrymuderedmycnut @bigbonzo

[your-fave-is-bi]

Also someone remind me later that i wanna make a big post with all my bg3 ocs. Theres too many of them and i need you all to look at them and clap

[collectiveohshit]

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