#oh fuck it's matt wii sports

[legendgames128]

Vi from Bug Fables is on Volcano Reverse, the last level of Swordplay Showdown for Wii Sports Resort… can she win?

[hugsforsuitcase]

W-Wii Deleted You?! Heck yes!!! Can I have eteled with a reader that thinks of him as an older brother to them? Thanks!! Oh oh call me —🩹

tw // cussing | swearing | mentions of death/blood

a/n // hi 🩹 anon!! welcome and have these crack filled headcannons 😜‼️

fandom(s) // wii deleted you

character(s) // eteled

ETELED !!

ok let’s make you dead bcs uh that’s the only way you can get into the wii 🤣‼️

so you’ve been here for a while, you were killed when a random coworker had a malfunction with a wii and it electrocuted you and you died

so you’re here now

so when eteled died he dropped in

and you were like “ 🤨 why tf are u bald”

jkjk

your were like oh hi

he was like why tf is their a kid here

anyways you guys started talking whenever you guys could

we’re adding different characters like sam,Kyle,Austin

ok so once he low key threw the bowling ball at Kyle’s mii you were like “😦 bitch what.”

so once he yknow killed kyles mii you were like “ 😟😟 ummmmmm WHAT THE FUCK.”

moving on to our fav protag Sam :]

so once she found eteled, she found you like a day later bcs kyle deleted you like wtf

and you finally got out and found eteled and just were talking and sam walked in and turned on the wii

basically you and sam are THE besties tm

FLUFF :]

you and eteled like going and playing at wii sports ; especially you because you and matt catch up on stuff (like wreaking bf’s shit)

( I HC THAT THERE ARE MORE GAMES ON THE WII/ WHICH MEANS MII’S CAN TURN INTO DIFFERENT GAME CHARACTERS !! )

you guys like going into animal crossing and talking to the villagers about stuff

you guys also paint/draw don’t underestimate them lil ball hands miis have

you and sam talk about school (even if eteled and Austin hate each other, eteled gets Austin to help you with stuff because you died when you were in 7th grade)

even tho kyle deleted you, you spoke to him when he came over

Austin is your tutor and teacher, he helps you with subjects and such

[taurusicorn2400]

Top 5 fight scenes

Oh OK let me just:

5. OK idk if this counts as a fight scene but that part at the end if Zombieland 2 where they gotta blow up all those zamzams, that's shit superb.

4. Mortal Kombat, I forget which one, it's the one where everyone fights each other to get to the top of that tower, that one. That beginning scene where you see them fighting, loved that.

3. Pretty much all of Ghost of Tsushima.

2. Scott prilgrim vs. The world's first and third, and fourth fight. Fucking bangers.

1. Wii boxing with Matt on wii sports. Listen.

[sinful-imagines]

“I love you but it’s 3:30am please stop playing Wii Sports.” with Fugo?

Aah I’m glad that someone requested this! I actually got another request for the same prompt and I’m super excited to do that one too! Also this ended up being a lot longer than I meant so I apologize.

Wii Sports- Fugo

You had been playing Wii Sports boxing since 8pm. You’d made a bet with Narancia that you couldn’t beat Matt by 6am, and you could not lose it. Your arms were so exhausted that they felt like they were going to fall off, but you had to win this no matter what. You’d been sitting in place heavy breathing for 3 minutes straight listening to the same few notes of a victory theme before regaining enough feeling in your arm to continue. You pointed the Wii remote at the ‘next’ button on the screen and were about to click it until you heard your door open. It was Fugo, who looked exhausted. He looked up in shock to see that you were still awake, and then the shock turned to disappointment once he noticed what was on the screen. “W-why are you still awake? And why are you playing Wii Sports?” He asked as he walked closer to you and sat down on your bed.

“I could say the same about you. You weren’t overworking yourself again, were you?” You asked as you clicked the next button and your next opponent started to load. Once it finally loaded you gasped in excitement; it was Matt. “Besides, this is very important. I made a bet with Narancia and I can’t lose it.” You replied as you started to swing your arms at the screen barbarically. It caused Fugo to laugh, which he didn’t do often.

“I love you but it’s 3:30am. Please stop playing Wii Sports and go to bed. And what bet can be so important that you fuck up your sleeping schedule for the next month?” Fugo aaid, purposefully dodging your question on wheather or not he’d overworked himself, which he definitely had. He then collapsed onto your bed and sighed. Normally he would have just went back to his own room and slept there but he was exhausted and wanted to be next to you.

“I have to win this bet okay? The loser has to wear a maid outfit for an entire day and I am not going to do that. And if this bothers you so much just go sleep in your own b-FUCK YOU!” You screamed at the screen as you paused it and clicked restart. “That’s probably why you want me to go to bed, isn’t it? So you get to see me in a maid outfit? Did Narancia tell you about our bet while you were tutoring him?”

“Where are you even going to get a maid outf- nevermind I don’t want to know.” He pulled your blanket over him and shifted into a more comfortable position. “H-hey, shut up! It’s because I care about you and don’t want you to start waking up at 4pm again. And I can probably just edit a picture if winning the bet means so much to you. It’s Narancia, he’s not going to notice,” Fugo replied defensively, though now that he thought about it seeing you in a maid outfit would be pretty nice. He shook these thoughts aside as quickly as he could and closed his eyes. He originally came in here so he could fall asleep while holding you, but now he was just too tired to get back up and go to his own room.

“Oh trust me, Abbacchio has a lot of things in his clos-AAAAAAAAAH!” You yelled one excitement as you realized you were on the final round. You started to swing your arms more and more and you were very glad that Fugo had closed his eyes. Your heartbeat sped up as the announcer said “3-2-1.. DOWN!” And the victory screen popped up. You let out a breath that you’d been holding for god knows how long and flopped down onto the bed. You saved the game as quickly as you could and threw the Wii Remote across the room. “I did it!” You said excitedly as you laid down next to your boyfriend.

“Mmmmfmfmgnfnf.” Was all you got as a response as you felt two arms shoot out and pull you closer.

[crackimagines]

Danganronpa 2: Fists of Fury

There is a legend among the boxing ring.

He is said to be able to break boulders with his bare hands.

That each strike has the power of a thousand stars.

Each strike would shatter your bones.

And his name, is Matt...He is the champion...

OF WII SPORTS! A FAMILY FRIENDLY GAME THAT ANYONE CAN PLAY, ONLY ON THE NINTENDO WII!

“AAAALLRIGHTY BOYS AND GIRLS! Do we have a special guest for you today!”

(Hajime) “Ugh, what is it this time?”

(Monokuma) “Hey hey, don’t you give me that kinda lip! We had to make a lot of time to ensure that our very special guest had time to get you motivated for this murder!”

(Souda) “W-Wait, there are working planes here?”

(Monokuma) “Well duh! But none of them are for you! Now before we introduce him, do you know anyone named Matt?”

(Everyone) “...”

(Monokuma) “...From Wii Sports?”

(Akane) “M-MATT?!”

(Chiaki) “T-That can’t be true! That’s impossible! He isn’t real!”

(Nekomaru) “B-BUT IF WE GOT HERE THROUGH IMPOSSIBLE MEANS, WHO’S TO SAY HE ISN’T REAL?! HOLY SHIT, WE’RE DONE FOR!”

- Chiaki, Nekomaru and Akane began panicking, while everyone else was extremely confused.

(Mahiru) “Wii Sports?”

(Hajime) “That’s a video game by Nintendo. Why are you guys so panicked all of a sudden?”

(Akane) “You’re not aware of the destructive power he possesses?!”

(Nekomaru) “The man is a machine! He could kill me and Akane with just a single blow!”

(Hiyoko) “In a video game though. Why are you guys acting like such chicken shits?”

(Chiaki) “Let me put it this way. He can KO Akane and Nekomaru in game in one punch.”

(Fuyuhiko) “And?”

(Chiaki) “Imagine what he can do to us now that he’s real.”

(Everyone) “...”

(Souda) “OOOOOOOOHHHH, SHIT.”

(Nagito) “Well...this isn’t good.”

“NYAHAHAHA! WELL READY OR NOT, HERE HE COMES! OH DON’T WORRY EVERYONE, YOU ALL WILL HAVE TO GO UP AGAINST HIM! PLAY NICE NOW FOR OUR GUEST!”

- Monokuma hopped the hell out of dodge, everyone turning around at the sound of footsteps as they all suddenly had boxing gloves in their hands.

“Psh, you kidding me? The little shit looks like a plastic toy with his floating limbs-”

“FIGHT!”

THUD!

(Peko) “Y-YOUNG MASTER!”

“KNOCK OUT!”

DING, DONG, BING BONG!

“A BODY HAS BEEN DISCOVERED!”

(Souda) “H-HE JUST FUCKING KILLED FUYUHIKO IN ONE HIT!”

(Peko) “YOU BASTA-”

THWACK!

“A BODY HAS BEEN DISCOVERED!”

(Hajime) “Aw shit.”

(Teruteru) “NO NO PLEASE! I’M TOO YOUNG TO-”

SACK! “KNOCK OUT!”

(Byakuya) “EVERYONE, WE MUST RETREAT AND-”

THUD!

(Byakuya) “AGH, MY STOMACH-”

THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD- “KNOCK OUT!”

(Mahiru) “L-LISTEN, I CAN TAKE A PHOTO OF YOU AND YOU CAN-”

FWAP! “KNOCK OUT!”

PEKO IS ALREADY DEAD

(Ibuki) “IBUKI IS REGRETTING NOT PLAYING WII SPORTS WHEN IT CAME OUUUUUU-”

- Ibuki began foaming at the mouth and fell to the floor.

“KNOCK OUT!”

(Hiyoko) “You wouldn’t hit a small girl like-”

“KNOCK OUT!”

(Mikan) “P-PLEASE NO.”

- Matt waved a hand signal that he wasn’t going to fight her, but Mikan fainted and fell to the floor. He stood there silently in confusion until he heard the announcement.

“KNOCK OUT!”

(Nekomaru) “AKANE, ON ME!”

(Akane) “OUR TRAINING WILL BE PUT TO THE TEST, MASTER!”

- Akane and Nekomaru hopped in front of Matt and began to throw several hundred punches at him.

- Matt dodged every single blow with ease, while blocking any stray hits. He dove under their blows, and struck them both with an uppercut, sending them both soaring into the air, blood gushing from their faces.

“KNOCK OUT!”

(Gundham) “FOOL! YOUR FISTS WILL BECOME USELESS AGAINST MY DARK SPELLS THAT I SHALL CAST!”

- Matt walked up to Gundham as he began chanting ancient rituals.

- And with a swing of Matt’s arm, he impaled Gundham with the boxing glove going straight through his stomach.

“KNOCK OUT!”

(Nagito) “PLEASE, LET ME BECOME A MARTYR AND-”

- Matt walked past him, and gave him a boxing glove. Nagito looked confused until he stared at the words written on it.

“Do it yourself, you sad sack of shit.”

- Nagito promptly walked into the ocean nearby and drowned himself in disappointment that he wasn’t worthy of being knocked into another dimension.

“KNOCK OUT!”

(Sonia) “SOUDA, PROTECT YOUR QUEEN!”

(Souda) “I’ll save you Miss Sonia- WAIT WHAT AM I SAYING?! I’M GONNA FUCKING DIE-”

- Before Souda could fully begin to regret his decisions, Matt threw a punch to his face, resulting in an unholy sounding CRUNCH

“KNOCK OUT!”

(Sonia) “Um...Diplomatic immunity?-”

SLAP!

- Sonia began crying, and curled up into a ball covering her face.

“KNOCK OUT!”

“I...I don’t-”

THWACK!

“KNOCK OUT!”

sigh “Don’t bother. I’ll save you the trouble.”

- Chiaki grabbed her own boxing glove and hit herself with it so hard, she fell onto the ground.

“KNOCK OUT!”

“My my! That was quite the performance, Matt! Your reputation does not nearly have as much life in person!...You know you’re awfully quiet. There’s no need to be modest, one can’t deny your skills-”

“OH SHIT, I’M NEXT AREN’T I?”

THUD!

“KNOCK OUT!”

MATCH SET!

[kronos-the-timelord]

Dude, do all of the numbers for that getting to know you better ask! Or half bc 200 is a lot :0

ahhhhhh,, you so nice

1: My name? - Margaret

2: Do I have any nicknames? - maggie, mag, mags, maggles, at one point my friends called me parky

3: Zodiac sign? - libra

4: Video game I play to chill, not to win? - i’ve never been too good at video games (but i like watching ppl playing them) and i’ve only ever had a wii so my sims kingdom was a favorite of mine

5: Book/series I reread? - divergent and pjo

6: Aliens or ghosts? - yes

7: Writer I trust enough to read whatever they write? - @kata-chthonia

8: Favourite radio station? - 103.3 fm, although i mostly listen to spotify now

9: Favourite flavour of anything? - grape and blue raspberry

10: The word that I use all the time to describe something great? - great or cool

11: Favourite song? - a to b by matt hires

12: The question you ask new friends to get to know them better? - it usually has to do with what drew me to them in the first place followed up by a version ‘why do you think that?’ i like knowing how ppl think bc it gives me a better way to start understand their view

13: Favourite word? - aurora

14: The last person who hurt me, did I forgive them? - i can’t really remember, so i dont know what that says :/

15: Last song I listened to? - serial killer by moncrieff

16: TV show I always recommend? - dexter or if they don’t like blood and violence, any of john mulaneys specials

17: Pirates or ninjas? - i liked pirates when i was younger, but ninjas are cool

18: Movie I watch when I’m feeling down? - any studio ghibli or song of the sea

19: Song that I always start my shuffle with/wake-up song/always-on-a-loop song? - lately its been SLUT by bea miller

20: Favourite video games? - i really love boderlands, the art style is great

21: What am I most afraid of? - snakes and failing at something i’ve been saying that i wanted to do my entire life

22: A good quality of mine? - im nice??

23: A bad quality of mine? - im a bit aggressive and im really blunt about things

24: Cats or dogs? - dogs!! I like cats too but i dont know how to interact with them

25: Actor/actress you trust enough to watch whatever they’re in? - he’s a voice actor, but crispin freeman is really cool!

26: Favourite season? - fall and spring

27: Am I in a relationship? - yeah, but it’s long distance during the school year ;-;

28: Something I miss? - my boi,, he’ll be back soon tho

29: My best friend? @keencheckerboard and @memeathon

30: Eye colour? - brown

31: Hair colour? - brown with red and blonde highlights

32: Someone I love? - my mom

33: Someone I trust? - @keencheckerboard

34: Someone I always think about? - @memeathon

35: Am I excited about anything? - finals to be over!

36: My current obsession? - bnha tbh

37: Favourite TV shows as a child? - i loved avatar and ed, edd, and eddy

38: Do I have someone of the opposite sex that I can tell everything to? - to an extent, but i dont tell them /every/thing

39: Am I superstitious? - kind of

40: What do I think about most? - right now, school

41: Do I have any strange phobias? - not really, i mean i overthink a lot of things, but there’s no phobias

42: Do I prefer to be in front of the camera or behind it? behind

43: Favourite hobbies? - drawing/reading/writing/sleeping

44: Last book I read? - i think it was called stung, i actually finished it bc i wanted to complain about it properly

45: Last film I watched? - dumbo, my friend wanted to go see it, it wasnt good

46: Do I play any instruments? - i played clarinet for 3 years

47: Favourite animal? - dogs

48: Top 5 blog on Tumblr that I follow? - @wemakuu @wemakuutwo @keencheckerboard @memeathon @kata-chthonia

49: Superpower I wish I could have? - teleportation

50: How do I destress? - getting cozy and warm under my blankets with the lights off

51: Do I like confrontation? - i can be aggressive so i will be confrontational if i have to but i don’t go out of my way for it

52: When do I feel most at peace? - in my bed with the lights off

53: What makes me smile? - my friends, my boi, and goofy animal videos

54: Do I sleep with the lights on or off? - gotta be pitch black

55: Play any sports? - i played roller derby for 3 years

56: What is my song of the week? - really feeling be by hozier

57: Favourite drink? - …..water…. and a slushee

58: When did I last send a handwritten letter to somebody? - i think last summer???

59: Afraid of heights? - nope

60: Pet peeve? - slow walkers

61: What was the last concert I went to see? - does my high school’s band count???

62: Am I vegetarian/vegan/pescatarian? - nah

63: What occupation did I want to do when I was younger? - ob nurse, i still do

64: Have I ever had a friend turn enemy? - no, i’ve had ppl i tolerated turn into ppl i hate tho

65: What fictional universe would I like to be a part of? - bhna, but i feel the hero drama would get annoying after awhile

66: Something I worry about? - failing my classes

67: Scared of the dark? - nope

68: Who are my best friends? - this is the same as 29

69: What do I admire most about others? - their drive and where their motivation comes from

70: Can I sing? - no ;-;

71: Something I wish I could do? - sing

72: If I won the lottery, what would I do? - pay off my loans and (hopefully) for the rest of my college and then put whatever i had left into a savings account

73: Have I ever skipped school? - yes

74: Favourite place on the planet? - i think the smoky mountains are really pretty and i loved vacationing around them, but colorado was really neat too, so probs one of those places

75: Where do I want to live? - somewhere on the northeast coast!

76: Do I have any pets? - yeah!! He’s a doggo named dageus,,,, here he is,, the big boi!! (hes 121 pounds of love!!!!!)

77: What is my current desktop picture? - something @memeathon drew me

78: Early bird or night owl? - night owl

79: Sunsets or sunrise? - im usually awake during sunset, but sunrise is really pretty

80: Can I drive? - yeah!

81: Story behind my last kiss? - i was saying bye to my boi at the airport

82: Earphones or headphones? - earphones

83: Have I ever had braces? - yeah,, they weren’t fun

84: Story behind one of my scars? - i have a couple little ones from acne on my back but other than that i don’t have any

85: Favourite genre of music? - i think indie rock?? Is that a genre?? Punk maybe????

86: Who is my hero? - florence nightingale,, she was hella cool and i went to her museum in london

87: Favourite comic book character? - i didn’t read a lot of comic books but i always liked spiderman and witchblade

88: What makes me really angry? - when ppl make fun of my friends >:l

89: Kindle or real book? - i like real books but ebooks are nice for traveling!!

90: Favourite sporty activity? - roller derby or skating

91: What is one thing that isn’t tight in schools that should be? - im not really sure what this question means????? But i didn’t like that in my middle school that the behavior coach(es) would already pick sides or would already hate kids that did nothing wrong and then in my high school no one cleaned up after themselves bc ‘the janitors can do it’ :/ it was really annoying

92: What was my favourite subject at school? - english/creative writing and art!!

93: Siblings? - i got an older brother who’s a big nerd

94: What was the last thing I bought? - i went to target last night and i got $68 worth of stuff including planty stuff, food, and gift stuff for my boyfriend’s moms

95: How tall am I? - 5’6” but i will not hesitate bitch

96: Can I cook? - yeah!

97: Can I bake? - yeah!

98: 3 things I love? - my friends/family, animals, and plants

99: 3 things I hate? - slow walkers, rasict/homo/trans/biphobic (anyone who just hates ppl for no reason tbh), and rude ppl >:l

100: Do I have more girl friends or boy friends? - more girl friends,,, i’ve kinda lost contact with most of my guy friends over the years,,,,

101: Who do I get on with better, girls or boys? - i feel more comfortable around other girls now but when i was younger i was okay with everyone

102: Where was I born? - in the cornfields of the midwest (i fucking hate this state)

103: Sexual orientation? - straight

104: Where do I currently live? - in the cornfields of the midwest, i am the creature you’re warned about, don’t walk alone at night

105: Last person I texted? - @memeathon : D

106: Last time I cried? - yesterday,,, finals hit me hard but i feel better now :D

107: Guilty pleasure? - uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,,,,,, looking at gross stuff,,, like surgeries and sometimes those pimple popping videos,,,,,,,,

108: Favourite Youtuber? - i’ve been watching a lot of gordon ramsay videos lately but i think brandon rogers or sovietwomble are up there

109: A photo of myself. - heres one i took on my break at work

110: Do I like selfies? - no,,, i don’t really like looking back on photos of myself bc i think i just look weird,, like even in my super nice senior photos,,, or baby pictures,,

111: Favourite game app? - does neko astsume count???

112: My relationship with my parents? - it’s p good :D

113: Favourite accents? - i’m not really sure,,, i think just a flat accent, like midwestern bc its the one im most familiar with so its like homey???????

114: A place I have not been but wish to visit? - japan,, nowhere in specific i just want to see the country

115: Favourite number? - 23!!!!

116: Can I juggle? - no

117: Am I religious? - im a polytheist (a bad one, but oh well)

118: Do I like space? - i love space!!!! Its so neat!!!!!!

119: Do I like the deep ocean? - no!!! Its awful!!!!

120: Am I much of a daredevil? - i think my friends think i am, but i dont really think so, i mean i’ll try anything if it sounds fun, but not everything

121: Am I allergic to anything? - not that i know of

122: Can I curl my tongue? - yes

123: Can I wiggle my ears? - no

124: Do I like clowns? - not really

125: The Beatles or Elvis? - a little bit of each

126: My current project? - my creative writing portfolio ;-; its not that hard but im trying to figure out how to get this character right

127: Am I a bad loser? - depends on what i lost in, like if it was a game i didn’t really care about than no, but if it was something that i cared about a lot than yeah

128: Do I admit when I wrong? - i always try to, but sometimes i don’t

129: Forest or beach? - forest,, i don’t like the beach,, too much sand

130: Favourite piece of advice? - it’s not really advice but just the reminder that your current situation is not your final destination

131: Am I a good liar? - i think so

132: Hogwarts house / Divergent faction / Hunger Games district? - slytherin (its funny bc im scared of snakes)/ dauntless/ and i think district 6 (i live in the crossroads of america so yeah)

133: Do I talk to myself? - all the fucking time

134: Am I very social? - sometimes, i am kinda a social introvert

135: Do I like gossip? - i like to hear it but not be part of it

136: Do I keep a journal/diary? - i have a bullet journal and i try to keep up with my habit and mood tracker daily

137: Have I ever hopelessly failed a test? - no, but i have gotten like high d’s and low c’s before that make me sad

138: Do I believe in second chances? - depends on what they messed up on the first chance, like if someone cheated then no

139: If I found a wallet full of cash on the ground, what would I do? - i would like to say that i would return it with no money taken, but im just not sure :/

140: Do I believe people are capable of change? - yeah, if they’re really trying and realize that they need to, but even if they do change i know not everyone will accept them back into their lives and it shouldn’t be expected that they should after someone changes for the better

141: Have I ever been underweight? - no

142: Am I ticklish? - very and i have this weird tactile thing thats like i dont like ppl lightly touching me, it freaks me out

143: Have I ever been in a submarine? - no

144: Have I ever been on a plane? - yes!! I love flying!! Its so much fun!!

145: In a film about my life, who would I cast as myself, friends and family? - uhhhh,, im going to go by face,, i think for me - shailene woodley bc when she had her short hair ppl told me i looked like her @meme - liana liberato, she got the round face @keen - winona ryder (but back in beetlejuice) boyfriend - tucker west, i know he’s not an actor but he looks so much like him,,,, also it took me forever just to find these guys so im not finding family :p

146: Have I ever been overweight? - no

147: Do I have any piercings? - i have my ears pierced!

148: Which fictional character do I wish was real? - hari jurono,,, i love him ;-;

149: Do I have any tattoos? - no, but i already have some picked out that i want

150: What is the best decision I have made in life so far? - ummmm??? Im not sure?????

151: Do I believe in Karma? - yeah

152: Do I wear glasses or contacts? - contacts during the day and glasses at night

153: What was my first car? - i have a subaru crosstrek named inko!!! I love her!!

154: Do I want children? - no

155: Who is the most intelligent person I know? - my mom tbh,,, shes really smart

156: My most embarrassing memory? - omfg,, so this goes to show how oblivious i am about social interactions, but it was my first week in college and this junior was talking to me and i didnt realize he was flirting with me until after we traded snapchats and he left, so i panicked and never said anything to him again and blocked him

157: What makes me nostalgic? - when i walk around my neighborhood sometimes (i live near the preschool i went to) and i was over at my elementary school almost a year ago now, but i remember walking down the hall and seeing all the different teachers there now and it made me sad

158: Have I ever pulled an all-nighter? - yes, just last week

159: Which do I value more in others, brains or beauty? - brains

160: What colour mostly dominates my wardrobe? - darker colors like black and blue, but im trying to get lighter ones in there too

161: Have I ever had a paranormal experience? - yes, many times, but the one that sticks out to me is that one night i woke up at like 5 am for no reason, but i was just suddenly wide awake and something felt off, so i was trying to get comfy again and flipped over on my other side so i was facinging the door into my room instead of my wall and in front of my door was a tall black figure with red eyes staring at me and when i blinked it went away,, now i know this can be explained by some other things but with my family it seems more likely to be paranormal

162: What do I hate most about myself? - uhh, i procrastinate way too much

163: What do I love most about myself? - i always support my friends

164: Do I like adventure? - depends on the adventure,,, i like traveling, but not too much walking bc i have bad knees

165: Do I believe in fate? - not really

166: Favourite animal? - question 47

167: Have I ever been on radio? - no, but i was on my school’s announcements and i hated it

168: Have I ever been on TV? - no

169: How old am I? - 19

170: One of my favourite quotes? - “The Gods envy us. They envy us because we’re mortal, because any moment could be our last. Everything is more beautiful because we’re doomed”

171: Do I hold grudges? - im petty

172: Do I trust easily? - no,, im just cautious around ppl bc i just don’t know them

173: Have I learnt from my mistakes? - some of them

174: Best gift I’ve ever received? - im not too sure,,, i got a p cool backpack for my birthday tho that i use everyday

175: Do I dream? - yeah, cant remember too many tho

176: Have I ever had a night terror? - no??

177: Do I remember my dreams, and what is one that comes to mind? - can’t remember a lot after i wake up, but i just recently had one with some bnha characters in it, i can’t remember what happened, i just know that they were there

178: An experience that has made me stronger? - i know this might sound a bit morbid, but my aunt’s funeral, it was the first funeral i went to where i understood what was happening and it made me more open to learning and accepting death

179: If I were immortal, what would I do? - want to fucking die,,, i’ve never understood ppl who are scared of dying/want to live forever,, like why would you want that??? What’s the point??? You’ll just watch everyone you love die,,, i know it’s going to be hard on me when that happens to my closer family members, but even the new ppl you befriend,, i just couldn’t

180: Do I like shopping? - yeas

181: If I could get away with a crime, what would I choose to do? - tax evasion

182: What does “family” mean to me? - the ppl who i care about deeply and who love me, not all of them are blood related and not all the blood related ones are part of it

183: What is my spirit animal? - idk?????? Maybe a turtle???

184: How do I want to be remembered? - tbh, i don’t really want to be remembered

185: If I could master one skill, what would I choose? - drawing

186: What is my greatest failure? - im not sure

187: What is my greatest achievement? - uhh, i feel like its hard to point at a specific point and be like “that was the best thing i could have done, if i didn’t do that i wouldn’t be who i am today”

188: Love or money? - money

189: Love or career? - career

190: If I could time travel, where and when would I want to go? - probably to some point in the future,, i dont know where tho

191: What makes me the happiest? - the ppl i care about being happy

192: What is “home” to me? - the house i currently live in,, my family is here and im surrounded by ppl i love,, it’ll probably change with time, but for now its here

193: What motivates me? - spite

194: If I could choose my last words, what would they be? - it’s important to keep moving forward, don’t let the past hold you down

195: Would I ever want to encounter aliens? - kind of, i think it would be p cool

196: A movie that scared me as a child? - it wasn’t a movie but i know the animated wolf from peter and the wolf freaked me out

197: Something I hated as a child that I like now? - i hated mushrooms, but i love them now

198: Zombies or vampires? - vampires

199: Live in the city or suburbs? - suburbs super close to city

200: Dragons or wizards? - DRAGONS

201: A nightmare that has stayed with me? - its silly but when i was younger it would be my mom and i going to the mall downtown and the escalators were missing the part that connected them to the floor so you had to hop over it and when we would get to the 4th floor i would miss the jump and fall

202: How do I define love? - i know a lot of ppl are like “i would die for you or kill for you” something along those lines but i think it’s more living for someone, wanting to see them accomplish everything they wanted, being there for them during their lows203: Do I judge a book by its cover? - yeah, i wont pick up something that doesnt catch my eye

204: Have I ever had my heart broken? - no

205: Do I like my handwriting? - yeah!! Its loopy

206: Sweet or savoury? - sweet

207: Worst job I’ve had? - ive liked all the jobs ive had

208: Do I collect anything? no

209: Item of clothing or jewellery you’ll never see me without? - a hoodie/sweater of some kind

210: What is on my bucket list? - going to greece

211: How do I handle anger? - i usually rant for a bit, maybe cry to get the extra hormones out, maybe break something

212: Was I named after anyone? - no, but i did have the same name as my great grandma

213: Do I use sarcasm a lot? - yes

214: What TV character am I most like? - im been watching bnha a lot so i think either kirishima or uraraka

215: What is the weirdest talent I have? - i can cross my eyes and then move one of them

216: Favourite fictional character? - ,,,,, im not sure,, i really love eric from divergent

[dontdowhatisayandnobodygetshurt]

Even numbers. Fuck you 💙

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Under the cut… oh my god… lord give me strength… if any of y’all wanna get to know me… read this monster X’D

2. Are you outgoing or shy?

I think a bit of both?? I’m the type of person who’d willingly get lost in a strange city but also suddenly develop a stutter when I try to communicate with my fellow humans. :)

4. Are you easy to get along with?

lmao no.

6. What kind of people are you attracted to?

Kind ones. Who can tolerate me.

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?

An ex friend/abuser atm. :))))

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

What qualifies as deep?? I guess, my Dad?? Maybe??

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

Dodie Clark - Monster

Easy Life - Pockets

Lorde - Buzzcut Season

Zack Hemsey - The Way

Fits and the Tantrums - Roll Up

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?

Yeah, I think so?

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

I kissed my Mum on the top of her head. So, yes. XD

18. Do you still talk to your first crush?

That would be Jesse. So, yes. Hope he doesn’t find this blog yikes. X’D

20. Do you like your neighbors?

Yes on one side. No on the other side.

22. Where would you like to travel?

America firstly. Then all over the place to visit other friends. I promised my Mum I’d take her to San Francisco one day, so I gotta keep that promise.

24. Favorite part of your daily routine?

PETS :DDDDD

26. What do you do when you wake up?

Try my best not to murder anyone while I get my cup of tea liquid life ready. XD Say hi to doggos and beep babies. Check to see if any of my friends need me urgently. Then eat toast.

28. Who are you most comfortable around?

My pets. My parents. My friends.

30. Do you ever want to get married?

I really don’t mind getting married or living in sin. XD It would depend entirely on what my partner wanted, I’d do whatever would make them happy.

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?

No one. Guess you could say I’m demisexual.

34. Do you play sports? What sports?

Does horseback riding count?? I’ve dabbled in a bit of cricket. But my lungs don’t like intensive exercising, especially cardio stuff.

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?

Story of my life, every single time. I’ve never told anyone I liked them. I’d rather die than make them feel bad or uncomfortable bc I know they don’t feel the same way.

38. Describe your dream girl/guy?

At the moment all I can think of is my crush lmao. :’)

40. What do you want to do after high school?

Absolutely nothing bc I’m a dropout. XD Be a completely self-taught author, hopefully.

42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?

Online, I’m probably just really tired and don’t have the energy to be upbeat and/or talk to people. In real life, it’s nothing abnormal; I hate my voice so I don’t talk much and I like quiet. If I’m not using a bunch of emojis (you know how I normally do) when I’m talking, you know I’m either being super serious, or I’m pissed off, or both.

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?

NEITHER YIKES I LIKE MY SOLID EARTH THANK U VERY MUCH

46. What are you paranoid about?

Being annoying.

48. Have you ever been drunk?

Nope. Not really planning on it, either. I’m kind of curious as to how I’d be, though. Like I have deep-rooted buried anger issues so I might be angry, but I’m also depressed so I might be a puddle of tears and sadness, BUT my personality is v energetic and happy so… who knows, dude. X’D

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?

Blue and grey. It has “yo” on the hood. :D

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?

Biologically male. please.

54. Favourite store?

?? don’t have one. 

56. Favourite colour?

Navy or a kind of dark aqua-navy kind of colour, like a bit of a green tinge as well? I’m also really fond of yellow too.

58. Last thing you ate?

LEFTOVER HAMBURGER AND IT WAS DELICIOUS I FORGOT HOW MUCH I LOVED HAMBURGERS!!!!!!1!!

60. Ever won a competition? For what?

Yeah, dog training competition with our German Shepherd when I was 11.

62. Been arrested? For what?

No yet lmao.

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?

I’ll be sure to tell you about it when it happens. XD

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?

I don’t have any irl friends so… HELL YEAH!!

68. Twitter or Tumblr?

Tumblr. Obviously.

70. Names of your bestfriends?

I could literally just list all my Tumblr friends here. I’ve learnt not to get specifically close to any one or two persons. So… all my beans!!! Love you!!

72. What colour are your towels?

Blue! :D I was forced to use the pink towels in the set when I was little and not out as trans so now I surround myself in all the gendered blue bullshit X’D

74. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

….. maaayyyybbbeee.

76. Favourite animal?

D O G

78:Chocolate or Vanilla?

Neither.

80. What colour shirt are you wearing?

It’s my very yellow button down!! :D

82. Favourite tv show?

S E N S E 8

84. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?

Never seen either oops.

86. Favourite character from Mean Girls?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

88. First person you talked to today?

Enna aka Cinnamonpuff aka steverogershield

90. Name a person you hate?

My brother, Mackenzie. :)

92. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?

Anyone who mistreats animals.

94.How many sweatpants do you have?

I rarely wear anything but sweatpants, so I have 8. THEY’RE COMFY OKAY. And since it’s usually cold or hot here with no real warm in between, I’m either wearing shorts or sweatpants. It’s only in the rare in-between weather (like now) that I wear my jeans.

96. Last movie you watched?

Can’t remember. I watched the first season of Jessica Jones tho, so… show instead of movie. XD

98.Favourite actor?

TERRY CREWS

100. Have any pets?

YES!!! 3 dogs (one German Shepherd named Ria, a Whippet named Granger, and a mutt named Maude), 3 chickens (Haymitch the black one, Cinna the dark brown one, Effie the pale brown one) and 2 ducks (Peeta and Katniss.) THEY’RE MY BABIES AND I’D DIE FOR THEM!!! :’D

102. Do you type fast?

LMAO APPARENTLY I DO??? My Dad thinks I must type gibberish and makes me type out what he says because he doesn’t think I can type that fast. I only type with 2 fingers normally too. X’D

104. Can you spell well?

w e l l (idk. maybe.)

106. Ever been to a bonfire party?

Yup.

108. Have you ever been on a horse? 

Many times. I LOVE them SO MUCH.

110. Is something irritating you right now?

Yeah.

112. Do you have trust issues?

No. *insert canned audience laughter here* Yes, I do. Big time. Just bc I’m friendly doesn’t mean I trust anyone.

114. What was your childhood nickname?

Matt, actually!! :D

116. Do you play the Wii?

Used to, now I don’t have one anymore and it wasn’t my favourite console.

118.Do you like chicken noodle soup?

Y E S. GIMME!!!!!! :D

120.Favourite book?

Bird by Crystal Chan.

122.Are you mean?

I think I definitely can be very cutting when I lose my temper. But I haven’t done that in years now and I try very hard to be a good person. Luckily my first reaction is normally hurt, so by the time the anger kicks in I normally try and get out of the situation before I can say something harsh.

124.Can you keep white shoes clean?

NOPE. I can never keep anything clean, probably why I like dark colours so much. I literally do not own any white clothes anymore because they always get stained within a few hours of me wearing them asdfghjkl. 😅

126.Do you believe in true love?

Kind of. I believe that no relationship is ever perfect, but if people gel well and COMMUNICATE OFTEN AND HONESTLY the relationship can be amazing. I guess it’s its own kind of perfect relationship. I definitely think there’s people you get along brilliantly with, better than anyone else. There’s somebody in the world for everyone! :D

128.What makes you happy?

Animals. My friends. My OCs. :’)

130.What your zodiac sign?

Pisces!! I definitely think I’ve grown into it over time. X’D

132. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

??? depends on whether I like them back or not, obviously. If I do, I’ll probably scream for a solid week and then decide if I want to drag them into my mountain of bullshit with a relationship, or leave it be. If I don’t, let them down as gently as I can. Also I’m a raging bi, so gender wouldn’t matter. :P

134.Favourite lyrics right now?

My all-time favourite lyrics are from The Judge by Twenty one Pilots:

“When the leader of the bad guys sangSomething soft and soaked in painI heard the echo from his secret hideawayHe must’ve forgot to close his doorAs he cranked out those dismal chordsAnd his four walls declared him insane”

136.Dumbest lie you ever told?

“Did you let Haymitch jump on your back again?”

“Uh… noooo.”

“Then why do you have massive scratches in the clear shape of chicken feet on your back?”

“UHHHHHH-”

i”M A HUFFLEPUFF OKAY I’M NOT GOOD AT LYING X’D

128.How tall are you?

I’m not.

140.Brunette or Blonde?

Like, people I’m attracted to, or for me? I honestly don’t care attraction wise. For me, I guess brunette bc I think I look really weird with pale hair lmao.

142.Night or Day?

NIGHT. Dear god, night.

144.Are you a vegetarian?

NOPE. Honestly think I’d go insane if I didn’t eat meat. XD I mean, I would if I had to, but I’d really prefer not to.

146.Tea or Coffee?

TEA. I hate coffee, I’ll leave that to other people. XD

148.Mars or Snickers?

SNICKERS. Mars are good but… Snickers!!!!

150. Do you believe in ghosts?

Hell fucking yes you bet I do pal!!!!!!

[majorkirastan]

🐹🌠👀

🐹: What are some of your favorite Pokémon and why?

snorlax because hes a homieeevee because theyre so fuckin cutecharmander because they dont get enough lovepidgey because roundpikachu because fuckin CLASSICbanette (i literally thought it was bayonetta and had to google it jkglhfsdjf) because. friend

🌠: If you were in charge of the world, what would the world look like?

communism  we all fuckin manage to be civil to each other at the very least

👀: What was the most recent vivid dream that you had?

okay last night i had a whole ass wild dream.  please dont read it you dont have to do that to yourself its so long and incoherent

i dont remember the details exactly but there was a dark presence, which a group of us determined was some sort of fey being. also we were wakeboarding at the time, on the boat from the wii sports resort wakeboard game, but the setting was a lake that my aunt owns a house on. so the group ends up as me and some kids and a counselor from a camp i went to last summer.  and the water like opens up and theres a yugioh-like dueling arena thats set into the bottom of the lake, except it has a glass roof and the roof is also a dock so we walk across the lake and go down the stairs into it and we find ourselves in an ice skating rink. so we all start lacing up our skates (also now i’m with travis willingham, travis mcelroy, and the camp counselor dude) and step out onto the ice.  travis mcelroy performs the yuri on ice eros routine in the costume, which he is now suddenly wearing.  griffin, justin, and somehow another travis are all providing commentary but none of it seems to be related to ice skating and they get distracted with a bit about corn flakes (i think?).  but then they have to sell the corn flakes so they step through the window of the announcer’s booth and come over to us. every single travis in the room has vanished and been replaced with a character they play, so im in a room with my fucking camp counselor, fjord critrole, magnus, and aubrey.  aubrey says “look we have to melt the ice, it’s under the ice” and she casts fireball.  the ice explodes and the next bit is a little hazy but my camp counselor definitely had a battle of wits with donatello the turtle, dying in the process. i had to leave on a quest to find my little brother and come back to the skating rink, and by the time i get back my feet are so cold they’re numb and blue and i’m talking to the counselor (who died) and he’s like “oh you must have hypothermia im sure i can help with that” and starts digging through the crates that have appeared all around the ice rink which is now a plain white room.  he puts tiny mittens on each of my toes individually but then starts laughing because he was the trickster god/mad faerie/something like that all along, and when i look down my feet are actually covered in poison ivy leaves. i start running for help except now the room exits into the playground of my elementary school and i have to wait on the benches and watch a soccer match (which was somehow in both a professional soccer field and the blacktop of an elementary school) but the dude next to me was on the phone being accused of pedophilia and he gets mad and throws his phone into the game which sort of shatters apart and then a voice tells him “oh i can help you with that” but its like a super shady voice but eerily familiar so i turn.  and sitting at the picnic table on the blacktop is matt mercer except with like REALLY long hair and i realize the voice was his “shifty character” voice and hes making the face from the cr opening ending and it gets bigger and bigger and i fall into his pupils.  i woke up in a cold sweat.

dont psychoanalyze this.

[imaginexhetalia]

May I request your favourite character and you doing something fluffy and cute?? Thanks! Have a great day!!!

This has been sitting in my ask box for what, a year? I’ve been so busy with school and have had little motivation to actually do anything on this blog. I’m gonna try to make up for it this week, sorry!

I was at a college course thing for several weeks and something happened that makes the best scenario for this. It’s probably not gonna be that fluffy lol oops

Anyway, you all know my fav is Romano, so lets go with that!

This is set in a college AU

School’s out, and that means you get to spend time with your boyfriend! You and Lovino didn’t go to the same college, so it was hard for both of you to actually do anything with your busy schedules. Both of you decided that you would hang out at his friends place for a few days. 

“Dude, I was gonna pick Captain Falcon!” you heard Alfred complain to his friends. You were hanging out in the kitchen with Antonio, who let some friends bring over a Wii to play on (being broke-ass college students, they couldn’t get a Wii-U for a while). Antonio was never much of a gamer, he proved that the last time he played Mario Cart. Hell, he was even bad at Wii Sports! 

“That’s because you were him last time! He’s broken as shit.” Matthew grumbled, as he he picked an even more OP character.

“Dude no fair! Ike’s even more broken!” 

“At least you can be Captain Falcon this time…”

As much as you wanted to play Smash, you would prefer to leave these two alone to play it. Well, that and you preferred to play Smash with your boyfriend.

The brothers kept at it for a while, but Alfred eventually gave up and went for a jog. Lovino woke up from his nap not long after that. This would be a great time to ask.

“Lovi, wanna smash?” You asked while cleaning up a plate you used for lunch. You didn’t realize that question could be taken totally out of context. 

“Bell@, what?” The poor Italian wasn’t sure if he heard you right. Smash? You mean…have sex? Here?? With people around?

“I said, wanna smash? I was waiting for you to wake up and I was getting bored.”

“Uhhh…where?” You could’ve just woken him up, dammit! 

“Where people usually smash…? On the couch?” What’s up with him today? All you wanted to do was to play a video game with him, why is he blushing?

After some consideration, he thought “fuck it” and reluctantly agreed, but why weren’t you kissing him or anything? Is this to rally him up? 

You grabbed his arm and saw that Gilbert and Natalia coming into the living room, what’s Smash without more people? Hell, if Al and Matt get back in time, you guys could do a tourney! 

“Gil, Nat, wanna smash? Lovi and I were about to-”

“I can’t believe you!”

Uh oh, Lovino is mad about something, does he not want to play anymore?”

“Lovi, wha-”

“You’ve been cheating on me this entire time? With them??” Why, when did this happen? He hasn’t cheated on you once this entire time, why would you do this to him? He was never going to be good enough for anyone, is he…?

“How long?” the Italian asked, tears forming in his eyes.

“Lov-”

“HOW LONG-”

“Jesus Christ Lovino Vargas! I meant playing Smash Bros on the Wii!” You yelled at him, where did he get the idea that you were cheat-ooooooh…. “I’m sorry ‘Vino, I thought you knew ‘wanna smash’ meant ‘do you wanna play smash bros’!” 

You were both Ice Climbers

[lemma-lassie]

All the asks

Here you go @advicefromanobody

1. Who was the last person you held hands with? A friend on our way to the ER for her tremors

2. Are you outgoing or shy? Yes?

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? Some friends I recently reconnected with

4. Are you easy to get along with? Um probably not idk

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? Nah

6. What kind of people are you attracted to? Female musicians who are outgoing with a sense of humility and compassion

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? Nope

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? Matt because he keeps texting me but like I’m gay so

9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? Depends on who it’s with

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? It’s been a while. Probably my bff @swawesome-wow

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? “Omg Harold confirmed”

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? “Fly/I believe I can fly” (the glee version) “In Remembrance” (a Choral piece) “Dance All Night” Idk that’s all I got

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? Yes yes yes yes yes but only when I’m okay with being touched so like don’t surprise me

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? Somewhat? I prefer “fortune” to “luck,” but I don’t know why

15. What good thing happened this summer? I went to Vienna!!

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? No…

17. Do you think there is life on other planets? Im not up to date on enough information to make an educated decision

18. Do you still talk to your first crush? I mean we’re friends on Facebook

19. Do you like bubble baths? No, I’m allergic to plants so the products usually irritate my skin

20. Do you like your neighbors? Yes, they’re an amazing family

21. What are you bad habits? So many?

22. Where would you like to travel? Greece, Germany, South Africa, anywhere possible

23. Do you have trust issues? Yep

24. Favorite part of your daily routine? Going the fuck to sleep

25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? Eyebrows?

26. What do you do when you wake up? Scream internally and then eat bread

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? I’m already practically white, might as well go a little lighter

28. Who are you most comfortable around? My best friends

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up? Never been in a relationship

30. Do you ever want to get married? Yes

31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail? Not yet, but getting there

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? Emma Watson and Bonnie Wright

33. Spell your name with your chin. Sbba

34. Do you play sports? What sports? Is karate a sport?

35. Would you rather live without TV or music? TV oh my god

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? So many times

37. What do you say during awkward silences? “Whelp.”

38. Describe your dream girl/guy? A passionate, selfless, intelligent, caring woman who can better me and whom I can better in return. And who is, like, gay

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? TARGET and dollarama

40. What do you want to do after high school? lol I’m in college so I guess I did something right

41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? No. I think it depends on the circumstance. For example, rapists don’t deserve a second chance

42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean? Either I’m focused, pissed, exhausted, shocked, sad, or daydreaming

43. Do you smile at strangers? Yes, I always feel guilty when I don’t

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? Mm, neither bc motion sickness and claustrophobia But I guess space

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? My alarm

46. What are you paranoid about? My teachers being disappointed in me

47. Have you ever been high? Yes, once

48. Have you ever been drunk? Yes, far more than once

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? Maybe

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? Purple

51. Ever wished you were someone else? Probably hermione tbh

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? I wish I could have more patience.

53. Favourite makeup brand? Elf because it’s cheap af

54. Favourite store? Target

55. Favourite blog? Uh

56. Favourite colour? Teal

57. Favourite food? Bread?

58. Last thing you ate? Rice with sausage and toppings

59. First thing you ate this morning? Chocolate croissant (usually toast though)

60. Ever won a competition? For what? I think like best science project in seventh grade, it’s kinda gone downhill since then

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what? Nein

62. Been arrested? For what? No

63. Ever been in love? Maybe

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss? Truth or dare. Two friends.

65. Are you hungry right now? I wasn’t until you mentioned it

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? Nah, my real friends are pretty great

67. Facebook or Twitter? Facebook

68. Twitter or Tumblr? Tumblr

69. Are you watching tv right now? No

70. Names of your bestfriends? Maha, Joslyn, Sarah, Matt

71. Craving something? What? Sleep

72. What colour are your towels? Teal

72. How many pillows do you sleep with? One or two

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? My stuffed bear Patches from 6th grade choir trip

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? 20ish I think

75. Favourite animal? Cats

76. What colour is your underwear? Grey

77. Chocolate or Vanilla? Chocolate unless it’s icing

78. Favourite ice cream flavour? Sea Salt Caramel

79. What colour shirt are you wearing? Green and white

80. What colour pants? Green and white… I’m in pajamas

81. Favourite tv show? Sherlock

82. Favourite movie? Harry Potter

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? No

84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? No

85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? No

86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? Nemo’s mom

87. First person you talked to today? Joslyn

88. Last person you talked to today? …Joslyn

89. Name a person you hate? Donald Trump

90. Name a person you love? Joe Biden

91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? Nazis

92. In a fight with someone? Not currently

93. How many sweatpants do you have? None and it’s awful please help

94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? Like 6

95. Last movie you watched? Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

96. Favourite actress? Emma Watson

97. Favourite actor? Alan Rickman

98. Do you tan a lot? It’s burn or nothing

99. Have any pets? A cat named Lily

100. How are you feeling? Tired

101. Do you type fast? Ish

102. Do you regret anything from your past? Yes

103. Can you spell well? When I wear my apnea device... damn apparently not because I read that as "sleep" not "spell"

104. Do you miss anyone from your past? Yes

105. Ever been to a bonfire party? Yes

106. Ever broken someone’s heart? Yes

107. Have you ever been on a horse? Yes

108. What should you be doing? Sleeping

109. Is something irritating you right now? People not doing their fucking work

110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? Yes, several times

111. Do you have trust issues? Yes

112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? My therapist

113. What was your childhood nickname? Lassie or Em

114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? Yes, many times

115. Do you play the Wii? Rarely

116. Are you listening to music right now? No

117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? Not particularly

118. Do you like Chinese food? Yes

119. Favourite book? 1984

120. Are you afraid of the dark? Only after scary movies

121. Are you mean? Only when I’m sleep deprived

122. Is cheating ever okay? Haha no

123. Can you keep white shoes clean? Never tried

124. Do you believe in love at first sight? I guess?

125. Do you believe in true love? Either you love someone or you don’t, it’s just whether or not you’re honest about it

126. Are you currently bored? A bit

127. What makes you happy? Music, bread, sleep, friends

128. Would you change your name? I would change my last name to my middle name to reflect my mom’s family

129. What your zodiac sign? Capricorn

130. Do you like subway? Fuck yes

131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? Remind them that I’m gay af and that they have a girlfriend

132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? My best friend

133. Favourite lyrics right now? “I slept in last night’s clothes and tomorrow’s dreams but they’re not quite what they seem”

134. Can you count to one million? I sure hope so but I’m not about to try

135. Dumbest lie you ever told? That I bought veggies and not dessert

136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? Closed tf I don’t trust people

137. How tall are you? 5'7"

138. Curly or Straight hair? Wavy?

139. Brunette or Blonde? Brunette

140. Summer or Winter? Summer

141. Night or Day? Day

142. Favourite month? October

143. Are you a vegetarian? No

144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? Dark

145. Tea or Coffee? Tea, always

146. Was today a good day? Lol no

147. Mars or Snickers? Mars

148. What’s your favourite quote? “We all must make the choice between what is right and what is easy.”

149. Do you believe in ghosts? I’m not sure

150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? “Effects of age on detection of emotion”

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1. Who was the last person you held hands with?Alex
2. Are you outgoing or shy?kinda inbetween
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?matt at some point 
4. Are you easy to get along with?i think so
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?Probably 
6. What kind of people are you attracted to?people that don’t suck 
7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?fuck if i know 
8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?refer to#1
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?nah i’m very open with my sex life
10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?Kyle… 
11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?“i’m excited”
12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?All my Friends- Hoodie Allen, Slow Burn- State Champs, Machine- Misterwives, Life in pink- the ready set, young & menace- fall out boy. 13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? yes very much so 
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? meh
15. What good thing happened this summer? i started the process of loving myself 
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? heck yeah
17. Do you think there is life on other planets? prolly
18. Do you still talk to your first crush? i wish i could. he’s been gone since april 2016 19. Do you like bubble baths?yeah
20. Do you like your neighbors?no
21. What are you bad habits?over thinking
22. Where would you like to travel?Australia tbh 
23. Do you have trust issues?lmao ya
24. Favorite part of your daily routine?getting to kiss my pony 
25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?legs
26. What do you do when you wake up? hit snooze 
27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? neither 
28. Who are you most comfortable around? cait 
29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up? yeah
30. Do you ever want to get married? someday
31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail? yeah
32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? fuck probably Hoodie & G lmao
33. Spell your name with your chinkuddyd. that worked 
34. Do you play sports? What sports?i ride horses 
35. Would you rather live without TV or music?TV
36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? yeah 
37. What do you say during awkward silences?nothing i create awkward silences 
38. Describe your dream girl/guy?literally goody grace 
39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? honestly pac sun and shit like that
40. What do you want to do after high school? i’m already after high school and i still don’t know 
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? unless you like kill someone, then yes
42. If youre being extremely quiet what does it mean?either mad or stressed or upset . lots of options 
43. Do you smile at strangers? yeah 
44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? neither wtf 
45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? duke usually 
46. What are you paranoid about? being alone forever 
47. Have you ever been high?haha ya
48. Have you ever been drunk?yeah i’m an annoying drunk
49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? nah i have 0 regrets 
50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? red 
51. Ever wished you were someone else? yes but not anymore 
52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? please tell my anxiety to fuck off
53. Favourite makeup brand?Naked 
54. Favourite store?idk
55. Favourite blog?mine
56. Favourite colour?purple 
57. Favourite food? pasta
58. Last thing you ate?a salad 
59. First thing you ate this morning?fruit 
60. Ever won a competition? For what?jumping animals that walk on their toenails over colorful sticks 
61. Been suspended/expelled? For what? suspended i punched a freshman when i was in 7 th grade for bullying my brother 
62. Been arrested? For what?no 
63. Ever been in love? yes twice 
64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?Oh shit aighti was in the backseat of my friends old truck and we were on our way back from her boyfriends aunts camp or something and i was laying in the backseat bc i was tired af (prob didn’t have a nap) and the guy i liked like lay ontop of me and then apologized and i was like ?? for?? and he goes “almost kissing you” and then i was like “don’t” and then he kissed me and then he told me not to have a panic attack, he knew me pretty well at that point😂🤷🏻‍♀️
65. Are you hungry right now? no
66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? no
67. Facebook or Twitter? facebook
68. Twitter or Tumblr? twitter 
69. Are you watching tv right now?no
70. Names of your bestfriends? cait, & matt
71. Craving something? What? sleep
72. What colour are your towels? whatever color i find 
72. How many pillows do you sleep with? 3
73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? no 
74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? a ton in my moms basement 
75. Favourite animal? all of them
76. What colour is your underwear? blue
77. Chocolate or Vanilla? vanilla
78. Favourite ice cream flavour? see previous question
79. What colour shirt are you wearing? black
80. What colour pants? blue
81. Favourite tv show? archer 
82. Favourite movie? fuckidk
83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? who actually likes mean girls 2 tho 
84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? mean girls
85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? regina bc i’m a bitch too
86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? all of them
87. First person you talked to today? alex
88. Last person you talked to today? cait
89. Name a person you hate? hahaha
90. Name a person you love? cait
91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?always
92. In a fight with someone? kinda
93. How many sweatpants do you have? 4??
94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? a lot
95. Last movie you watched? fuck icforget the name but it was cute
96. Favourite actress? idk
97. Favourite actor? idk
98. Do you tan a lot? never
99. Have any pets? a lot
100. How are you feeling? p good
101. Do you type fast? yes
102. Do you regret anything from your past? yes
103. Can you spell well? yes
104. Do you miss anyone from your past? lol ya
105. Ever been to a bonfire party? yes
106. Ever broken someone’s heart? yes
107. Have you ever been on a horse? lol ya i never have nope
108. What should you be doing?idk nothing 
109. Is something irritating you right now? yeah
110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? me rn
111. Do you have trust issues? didn’t i already answer this
112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? stepmom 
113. What was your childhood nickname? lizard (oh wait that’s still my nickname) 
114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? ya
115. Do you play the Wii? no wtf is that even still relevant 
116. Are you listening to music right now? no
117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? yes 
118. Do you like Chinese food?duh
119. Favourite book? maze runner 
120. Are you afraid of the dark? no
121. Are you mean? YES 
122. Is cheating ever okay? lol no wtf
123. Can you keep white shoes clean? no i can’t even keep black shoes clean
124. Do you believe in love at first sight? no
125. Do you believe in true love? yes
126. Are you currently bored? yes
127. What makes you happy? attention
128. Would you change your name?nah
129. What your zodiac sign? scorpio 
130. Do you like subway?no
131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? ummmmmm unsure
132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? didn’t i do this one already too
133. Favourite lyrics right now? “i’m about to go tonya harding on the whole worlds knee”
134. Can you count to one million? if i tried but i’m not gonna 
135. Dumbest lie you ever told? prolly all of them
136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? closed
137. How tall are you? 5’6
138. Curly or Straight hair? straight 
139. Brunette or Blonde? both rn
140. Summer or Winter?summer 
141. Night or Day? idk dude both 
142. Favourite month? october 
143. Are you a vegetarian? no i need my chicken nuggies 
144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? white
145. Tea or Coffee? both
146. Was today a good day? idk it’s only 230 
147. Mars or Snickers? snickers 
148. What’s your favourite quote? i don’t have one
149. Do you believe in ghosts? prob
150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? all my books are in boxes so imma pass