#oh fuck i just realized i think a part of it didnt get animated where marce found chil and asked if he was ok and chil got snarky w her

[secrosss]

new dunmesh ep was so fucking awesome i am going to eat my foot

[calcium-chan]

DRAWMEGLE DUMP FROM LIKEFORVER AGO

drawmegle was this weird little website that was like omegle, except for drawing and nominally fewer nazis?? tho at launch that was a bit of an issue lol (idk the creator went on vacation right after advertising or something? oops). i got sucked into it for like a day or two and ended up drawing a bunch of stuff. ive lost some of it because there was this weird glitch that just deleted my drawings before i could save them or anything. OH WELL. thats also the reason some of these are slightly unfinished. im also going to be cropping most of these to just my side, exceptions where its funny, or the other persons art was nice or whatever. just know that these almost all had people on the other side who were also drawing their own thing. also of note, i wont be posting these in order of creation, its mostly arbitrary tbh

this first one is of haru from dorohedodo. i had just finished reading the manga about a month or so prior, and i really loved this character a lot. disregard the amogus or whatever. dorohedoro is really cool and its really special to me now. not a fan of the anime adaption but what the fuck else is new (im sorry if you like the anime, i just didnt like the style very much). Q hayashida is brilliant, and she clearly just really loves women like a lot, thank you miss Q!

next is this silly drawing of knives chau. scott pilgrim takes off had just aired, and i was slightly enamored with knives for a bit, i kin the scott pilgrim girl fucking sue me. i also drew kim, but the drawing deleted and this was the last save i had WAHOOOOOO its so fucking over. scott pilgrim takes off was obviously really really good in my opinion, and its like the perfect way to adapt an original work in my mind. uh shout outs knives or whatever.

oops shitty cowboy bebop drawing. i like this one well enough for how goofy it is. jets fucking face still kinda gets me. i love bebop a ton, but i dont think ive ever drawn the characters despite that. theyre actually a ton of fun to draw, like their shapes are all super varied and they have distinct style about them. very good cast of characters. i didnt even realize or mean to, but i kinda gave spike a fucking granny face, oops

uuuuhthese pissing dogs are really funny, they were fun to draw, and seeing peoples reactions to this one in particular was cool. having even a little bit of ability to draw on sites like this where randos are looking at your work as youre drawing it is always kind of an ego boost. like none of these drawings are really that great, but for the medium im happy with them, and having people show up and go "woah" was always really flattering and it was fun watching the other people draw and interacting with them in some limited capacity.

ggggundam bullshit. i left the other persons side this time because i thought it was kinda funny. i had been rewatching the early part of turn A gundam, and it really reminded me how fucking cool that series is? loran is like top 10 gender non conforming mech pilots (there are a surprising amount honestly). and it always kinda takes me off guard when i watch any gundam because they were just so forward thinking in a nominally "boy" coded genre. shoutouts the fucking gundam staff frfr.

@oretal joined me for these next two!

a lot of the shit in the second drawing is probably totally incomprehensible to like anyone outside of a select group. were both have that like, 3ds era nintendo brain parasite, so a lot of these are just weird obscure game characters or memes, or just straight up OCs. most of these are actually oretals little characters which have kind of entered that inside joke canon of being so ubiquitous between the two of us (and honestly i assume oretals friend group at large) that i kinda forget "glasses girl" isnt a well known character. many such cases. thank you oretal for drawing silly shit with me! i really like your drawing of james and your madotsuki yapping about blunt rotations to uboa. very cool

uuuh quick fire round of stuff i dont like how i drew but want to post anyways. the first one is my irl husband, aki from chainsaw man. i love him a lot, kinda hate this drawing tho, i think it was the first one i did? the second one is basil from omori, im a big fan of little blorbos who peep the horror, and basil is no exception. my friend got me the little vinyl figure of him for my birthday so i end up thinking about him a lot and i doodle him every now and then. very good design. the last one is kiruko from heavenly delusion. i did not have much hype going into the show after my middling feelings on summertime rendering (they were both in the news for being on disney+ for absolutely no reason). i dont remember what got me to watch it, but by the time episode 2 ended i was stuck in big time. i ended up binging the whole series in like one night and it was such a good time. the prototypical calcium show is probably somewhere between heavenly delusion and made in abyss. its a rough watch at times, but if you have this specific brainrot, its probably one of the best in its league tbh.

second to last is this drawing of vriska homestuck. i kept the other side because it was really pretty. im genuinely quite pleased witht his drawing, its not perfect but for what it is i find it visually appealing enough to like it. vriskas design is probably the best in homestuck, at least to me. its been a long time since ive read through homestuck proper, but something about these little shits sticks with you pretty much forever. actual fucking deadly brain parasites you get from dunking your head underwater in an infested pool, dead within days.

OOPS ALL KUMI CHAN! it had to be alien nine, it could only be alien nine. i love alien nine more than i love any of my blood relatives. kumi is literally me, i love this stupid fucking series so much you have no idea.

[melissa-titanium]

ok funny thing id like to say about mp100 before i finished it. i genuinely thought s3 was gonna end in tsubomi being the most powerful esper / some kind of evil spirit.

i didnt realize that the conveyor belt rejection scene was just part of mp100s senseof humor i was like fully convinced tjere was some underlying crazy shit there. also tsubomi's anime girl aura in s1-2 vanishing in s3 i thought was because mob absorbed toichiros powers in s2 and became more powerful THEREFORE not being under tsubomis psychic influence.

also all the digs at being able to cloak ones aura. like how being able to hide your psychic aura/trace was something only incredibly powerful espers could do . the factthat mob never noticed tsubomi as an esper being that she always cloaked herself.

also tje scene with mezato in s3 where she goes up to mob and is like. why DO you like her? and he cant answer. i was like. OH MY GOD GUYSSS ITS BECAUSE SHE'S PSYCHICALLY INFLUENCING PEOPLE TO THINK SHES COOL AND AWESOME AS FUCK BUT FOR NO SPECIFIC REASON AND MOBS GONNA REALIZE IT. GUYS. GUYS!!!!!!!!!

/ALSO/ tsubomi getting bored with mobs powers being "wow another esper as powerful as me!" and then her powers surpass him without him noticing and shes like aight thats enough.

again this was everythng i thought before the actual s3 ending happened . which was bomb as fuck i wouldnt give it up for the world but i think tsubomi most powerful esper is a cool au idea i might expand on it cause i was like. GENUINELY fully convinced that was gonna happen. i usually peg endings pretty well but i was so off mark its hilarious. i thought we were gonna get a typical beating the epic supervillain we didnt know was there all along!!! ending like most animes (mp100 is actually the first anime ive watched so dont fucking trust me on this LOL) but i was sooooo so off the mark. and im glad i was. ok im done gn

[boredandwiredkitty]

WAIT! Before you go any further this is part two of a two part fic! If you didnt read the first part here is the link

PART ONE

REMEMBER this fic is NSFW and 18+!

Minors DNI

You fled to the next hangar over. Quickly running up the steps inside to reach an internal office. If you locked it you would be relatively safe. At least that's what you hoped.

But you couldn't get very far. Just as you got to the top of the seemingly never ending stairs he was already behind you. Your body wasn't synching up with your mind very well and coordination was next to none. The scent overpowering now. Filling your mind with dangerous thoughts and your body with a desire that burned so hot.

You backed away till you bumped into the cool wall behind you. Your hands flattening out against it. Hoping it would give you some stability. The offices unfortunately on the other side of where you were. His much larger frame already blocking your escape. Slowly he stalked up on you.

Every step felt predatory.

The way he stared you down. He was a desert and you were the last bit of water to drink.

He moved over to you till he was standing right in front of you. His frame still towering over you despite you being on the raised platform. It made you feel vulnerable. Oh so very exposed. You might've as well be standing naked in front of him with the way his gaze penetrated you.

"Stay away!" You snapped. Trying to sound at least a tiny bit menacing. Though you couldn't fight instinct as you turned your head to bear your neck at him. A subtle sign of submission.

His optics pierced you with the ferocity inside them. A caged beast ready to be unleashed. "Why did you run from me?"

The timbre of those words shot straight to your core. It reverberated though you. Your spark skipping a beat. Stoking the fire raging within while your body clenched around nothing.

"Because...." you trailed off. Why were you running? Your hazed mind starting to glitch. Why do you run? He could help you. All you had to do was give in. Your knees started buckling as he stared down at you with blazing optics. Charged energy crackling in them. Thinking was progressively much more difficult now that his scent was overpowering your senses. "Because of shockwave this is what I have to deal with. It's my problem." You grit out. Barely finding your voice.

His servo slammed against the wall behind you. Caging you in with his arms. "No it is not!" He snapped at you. His venting becoming ragged. "You have me!" He rasped. There was almost hurt in his optics. "Stop thinking you have to fight everything alone. You know we're here for you."

"I know... ratchet is currently making a suppressant for me." Your voice was low. You didn't realize your nails were digging into your palms as you fought the urge to leap into his arms and beg for him to take you. Every second you stood there it was getting harder to rationalize fighting your urges. You tried to control your breathing. Everything was overwhelming your senses. Him being so close. If only...if only.....

"I see." Was all he responded as he took a step back. Giving you some space. Taking his deliciously sensual pheromones with him. Giving your mind a bit more clarity.

He didn't want to leave you. He didn't want ratchet giving you a suppressant. He wanted to help you in a way only he could. It was taking everything he had to keep hold of his self control. Being in close proximity to your tantalizing pheromones he wanted to mark you right there and then. To bond with you.

Oh how he wanted to hear his name being begged from your lips.

As he moved away from you your chest throbbed painfully. A strong tug towards the retreating mech. That invisible chord that connected you both pulled taut. The mech so inexplicably intertwined with you. The sharp pain causing your eyes to water. Fuck. To hell with this.

You pushed off the wall and wordlessly walked up to him. You could hear your blood singing in your ears.

Yes yes yes!

You slinked to the edge of the railing and placed your hands his chassis. Running them up slowly as you pressed your body against him. Reveling in the delicious contact. Little tingles erupting over your skin. How good would it feel with more contact? The clothes truly had to go. You wanted to explore every detail. Leave nothing untouched. Your movements were slow and gentle. Teasingly sensual. The opposite of the desire that raged in both of your sparks. The hunger to touch and claim all that could and couldn't be seen.

Such a shame ratchet had to waste time trying to make that suppressant for you.

"I can't hold back much longer." He growled lowly. The low roughened timbre of his voice having an edge of danger to his warning. The vibration tickling your chest.

His servo caressed your face as you looked up at him. Energon now glowing in your irises.

"Then dont." You murmured back. Pressing your cheek furthur into his servo. Nuzzling into it affectionately. You were lost to your heat now.

His systems hitched. "Do you want to wait for ratchet?" His voice was strained. His free servo hovering over your frame. He so badly wanted to touch you. But if he started he knew he wouldn't be able to stop. Not with you teasing him like this.

"Ratchet can make it for next time. I'm done denying myself."

"Are you absolutely sure about that." Wheeljack urged. There was an unmistakable yet faint crackle of static in his voice of the strain he was putting himself under. He rather not be having this conversation now but before you started your heat. He doubted his ability to just pull away now that his instincts were in overdrive. He was trapped by your pheromones.

You pulled away from him. Your sparks crying out in protest at the sudden lack of contact. Backing away slowly from him just enough to give yourself enough space to jump over the railing. Fuck taking the damn stairs.

Wheeljacks panicked optics followed you as you went to stand in the middle of the hangar. The light from the moon filtering through the open door to softly illuminate your flushed features. Giving you an ethereal glow.

Celestial. Hypnotic. Perfect.

It pained him to think you might be rejecting him. Though he wanted to give you a choice. Even if it's one he didn't want to give.

You extended your hand out to him beckoning. "I want you."

Wheeljack was awestruck. His luminous blue optics drinking you in. Captivated by you.

"Only you can do this. Nobody else. It is your energon that flows in my veins. It has to be you." You confessed.

He didn't need any more reassurance. That was just enough. It only ignited the inferno that raged inside his spark for you. What you weren't expecting was him to mass displace. Only now slightly towering over you as he came to take your hand.

You could only blink before you were forced on your back. Him leaning over you with that same intensity earlier burning in his bright optics. He reached his limit. There was no escape for you. The beast was freed.

"What are you waiting for." You giggled with a murmur. Your hand reaching up to caress his cheek while draping your right leg over his hip. "Make me yours."

His servo gripped at the thigh pressed at his side. Digits pressing into the soft flesh. He decended onto your lips with his own. Roughly capturing yours in firery passion. A blaze that removed all doubt.

Moving to grip your ass he lifted your hips up. You wrapped your other leg around him for better leverage as he ground his hips against you. Earning a needy moan to slip out past your lips. The action made you breathless. Your hands gripping at his back. Desperate to press your body as tightly against his as possible. Any space was too much. You wanted as much skin contact with him as possible.

He bit your lips teasingly. Pulling away just enough to bury his face in the crook of your neck.

So enticing.

Danger flashed in his optics. He wanted that pretty and untouched neck of yours to bear a mark. HIS MARK.

He nipped at the area. Testing your reaction. Pleased when you gasped and ground your hips harder against him encouragingly.

"Please." You whimpered into his audial.

"Not yet." He murmured. Gotta save the best for last. It's much sweeter that way.

He sat up for just a moment to see you splayed for him. To ingrain every detail into his mind. To never forget. Your chest quickly rising and falling. Your glowing eyes glistening as your lips were parted in anticipation. But it wasn't enough. He wanted you completely bare for him. No obstructions from his view.

He was tempted to cut your clothes off with one of his swords but thought against it. You needed those for later to prevent others from spying on what was rightfully his.

You sat up as well. Taking the opportunity to carefully pull your shirt over your head. Your upper body now in full view. You wrapped your arms around him as he pulled you close. Letting his servos roam over your supple chest to trail over the sinful curve of your waist down to your hips.

Every touch was electrifying. It left you hungry for more.

You let your own greedy hands roam. Exploring different parts of him that weren't easy to get to at his full height. While kissing his cheek to his audial you let your fingertips trace up and down the underside of winglets on his back.

He gripped you tighter with a jolt. Never have he been caressed so gently.

So intimately.

You felt him sudder against you. Letting out soft groan in your ear from from your delicate touches. He could already feel the charge building within his circuits.

He tangled his servo in your hair close to the nape of your neck. Recapturing your lips before pushing you back down. Pinning you underneath his larger, stronger frame.

You were drowning in him. The heavy scent of lust mixing in both yours and his in a intoxicating concoction.

Your head swirled. Consumed by thoughts of him. "Jackie please." You moaned out breathlessly as you arched your back. You felt overwhelmingly empty between your thighs. You wanted him to bury himself deep inside. Your underwear were already soaked through in eagerness to take your mech.

"Wheeljack!" Ratchets voice cut through the night air. Making you both jump.

Instantly wheeljack moved to shield you from view. Snapping his head up to glare at the CMO with a threatening growl rumbling from deep within his chassis. "Why are you here?!" Predatorial rage flickering in his icy blue optics.

Ratchet noticed wheeljack clutch you closer to himself. Trying to separate you both now would be too dangerous. There would be no reasoning with the rutting mech. It was obvious that wheeljack was seeing him as a threat. Wheeljack was a skilled warrior. It wouldn't be wise to put himself between the two of you. But there was still something he must do.

Ratchet raised his hands to show he meant no harm. Now speaking in a softer tone. "I came to find you in case if this happened." He slowly shuffled towards the two of you. "I'm not here to separate you. Only to give you this." He stated while showing a cybertronian sized syringe.

"It's a nanite suppressant. For you. A precaution to ensure (name) doesn't get sparked." Ratchet continued. Hoping wheeljack was lucid enough to listen to reason. Ratchet was glad that he found you both before it was too late.

Wheeljack narrowed his optics in warning. Tensing more as ratchet crept closer.

As ratchet cautiously moved forward wheeljacks optics would flick to him then to the syringe. This was dangerous no doubt. Ratchet was mentally kicking himself for not giving it to wheeljack sooner.

Ratchet was now only a few feet away. "Wheeljack I need you to give me your arm." Ratchet urged the mech. "I'm not here for them. This isn't the suppressant. This is for you. If you want to do what's best for them please give me your arm."

Wheeljack glowered at the medic before shifting you in his hold. Shielding you more before reluctantly outstretching his arm. Sharp optics watching him closely.

Ratchet sighed in relief. It was going to be more difficult since wheeljack was mass displaced but it was just going to have to work. There was no way that the wrecker was going to let you go.

Ratchet slowly crouched and administered the injection. Watching as wheeljack let out a sharp hiss as the seemingly larger syringe was inserted. Once that was taken care of ratchet stood and backed away. "I will only say this. Please be careful." And exited the hangar. Taking care to close the door so you both should be left undisturbed.

While your mech was getting his injection you nuzzled furthur against his plating. Taking in his dominant aura.

He was agitated that you both were interrupted but calmed seeing your unfazed state. Your doe eyes peering up at him with curious hands roaming over his plating.

You turned to kiss the spot where he was injected. You could almost sense his pain.

Eagerly you wrapped your arms around his neck and pulled him down to kiss you again. Your tongue finding his glossia.

You could've melted. Passion pouring through the kiss. You needed more.

You pulled away just long enough to murmur up at him. "I can't wait any longer. Jackie. I need you.

A soft primal growl escaped from wheeljack. Nothing was going to stop him this time.

With enough care not to hurt you he yanked your shorts and drenched underwear off with fervor.

He drank in your naked body lying underneath him. Ready to be taken. His spike begging to be freed from behind its panel. He wanted to sink into you. To feel you mould around him.

He placed his servo on your cheek. Slipping his thumb in your mouth to press against your tongue. Wondering dangerously how it would feel against his spike.

You sucked on it cautiously. Making a tremor run through is body.

He removed his thumb and brused across your plush bottom lip. No it would be too good. He would probably lose himself if you did. He trailed his servo down over your soft chest to your abdomin. Here. This is where he wanted to fill you with his transfluid.

He trailed his glossia across your skin. Nipping at your warm flesh. He wanted nothing more than to bite you right now. Instinctual need urging him to hurry and claim you.

Kissing your neck he finally let the panels shift to release his spike. Letting out a sigh in relief that tickled your neck.

Venting hard his spike pressed against your belly. Throbbing as you rolled your hips up in an attempt to grind against its length.

Panting with flushed cheeks you pouted at him. Your walls clenching painfully.

Testing to see how eager you were for him he slid his servo over your dripping opening. Coating his servo in your warm slick. "Do ya need me here?" His voice husky with the need to fuck you senseless. Digits rubbing against your bundle of nerves.

You could barely let out a whimper. Two digits carefully pushing past your opening and curling just right.

"Right there?" He rumbled leaning closer. His glossia trailing against your superheated skin.

"Yes! Right-ah! hah!" You cut off with a cry as he added a third to your needy entrance. Sucking on the spot where he would place his mark.

You felt lubricant drip on your warm belly from his straining tip. You reached your hand down to wrap your small hand around it. Giving care to pump your hand over it. Taking time to feel every bit of it. Imagining how it would feel between your legs.

Wheeljack let out a tense groan as you jerked your hand over his spike. Coating your hand in his fluids. You were making it harder to not slam it in. To make you cum hard against his needy spike.

He removed his servo from your dripping folds with a wet squelch to wrap around the hand that pleasured him.

In one quick movement he pinned both hands above your head with one servo. Using the other to grip your hip. With a roll of his hips he drug his length down your belly to rub against your soft wet folds. The ridges teasing your hypersensitive clit.

The sensation of his spike rubbing against your most sensitive area sent shocks of hot pleasure to course through your electrified nerves. Your legs trembled around him from the stimulation as little whimpers and pleas tumbled past your swollen lips. He watched you come undone under him with ravenous optics. His cooling systems kicked on high.

Lining the tip of his spike against your opening he slowly started to press it inside. You head tossed back your mouth open with a loud moan.

He sunk deeper and deeper. It was electrifying. The feeling of fullness spreading as he pushed all the way in. Fully hilting as you bottomed out. His spike being slightly thicker at the base made the burn of stretching amazing.

"Good girl." He moaned in your ear. "You're doing so well." He praised you with a deep rumble. The sensation tingling against your nipples.

You both stayed like that Venting hard. So close already to overloading.

The way you were wrapped around his spike was perfect. Everything about you in this moment was perfect. So raw. So intense.

Recapturing your lips he quickly pulled out to snap his hips against yours. Every ridge hitting all the right spots he swallowed your cries of pleasure.

He gripped your hip tighter as his servo released your hands to retangle into your hair. Pulling you closer as he began to rut into you. He needed you like he needed his very own spark to live. Charge building and building in his circuits. Begging for release.

You clawed at his back in a desperate attempt to pull your bodies even closer. Holding on for dear life as he stirred up your insides. The wet sounds mixed with your collective moans of heated passion was sinfully erotic. Just edging you further.

Your thighs clamped harder around his waist as you ground against him in time with his thrusts. The way his spike hit your wall made you see stars. You could feel the tingle in your canines.

You started to tighten around him even more. Your vents getting deeper and faster. Feeling your enlongating canines prick his glossia he released the kiss with a pop and watched as saliva stretched from your mouth to his. Burying his face in your neck he pounded harder into you. Instincts pushing him harder as your nails scratced at his back encouragingly. You both were right at the edge. So close. So so close. Your bodies so intensely hot with built up charge. You could shatter and melt in his arms.

"You're mine and mine alone." He growled before clamping his mouth on that special spot of your neck. Dentae breaking the delicate skin. Further tying yourself to him. White hot charge exploded over your systems. Blinded by pleasure as your overload crashed over you. Letting out a loud sharp cry before your sharp teeth instinctually sunk into the softer cabling of his neck.

Pleasure rocketed over his symptoms. A groan escaped his throat as you both rode the wave of your intense overloads. Bodies shuddering against each other in exertion as his spike released hot pulses of transfluid inside your throbbing channel. Trying to milk him of everything he had. You both tightly wrapped in eachothers embrace.

You both stayed interlocked. A thick knot near the base of his spike keeping himself firmly nestled inside. Not letting a single drop of your mixed fluids escape. Trying to cool your heated frames as the comfort of the bond washed over you both. He released his mouth from your neck. Licking the wound apologetically. The metallic tang lingering on his glossia.

Who knew human blood had such taste to it.

You followed suit and released your teeth. Nuzzling your face in his shoulder. The bond was finally complete. Before you knew it tears spilled over your cheeks and dripped onto his plating.

As soon as he felt those drops hitting his shoulder he tilted your chin to look up at him. Worry filled his optics as he stared down at you.

"What's wrong?!" He asked. Sobering up for a moment from the haze.

You let out a stiffled laugh. After what just happened his expressions were like night and day. "It's nothing. I'm just relieved. It's not an one sided bond anymore. I didn't even realize it until now that I was suffering all this time with a partial bond." You confessed with a sigh of relief.

His optics softened as he gazed at you. You were ok. More than ok now.

You reached and grabbed his servo. Fingers lacing with his. "We are biologically integrated." A warm smile spreading over your features. "Inexplicably linked."

He sat up and pulled you with him. careful not to hurt you since you were still tied by his knot. He held you close in his lap. resting his helm against your forehead. Sparks steadying as they synced together.

You both enjoyed the feeling of the completed bond while the sensation of his spike still pressurized inside reignited the hunger that consumed you. Such an amazing overload made you crave more. Your instincts urging you to do it again.

You tilted your head up to capture his lips again. Earning a playful growl to vibrate wheeljacks chassis.

You ground your hips against him. The sensation of his knot inside stirring up your hunger.

He gripped your hips as you rolled them against his. Enjoying the way his thick knot felt inside of you.

"I need more Jackie!" You whined. Feeling the tip of his spike press against your cervix. The desire for him to fill your womb consuming all other thoughts. You needed more. You wanted your belly round with his seed.

More. More. More.

You started to lightly bounce on his spike. The knot tugging at your entrance in such a pleasurable way.

As his knot receded you vigorously bounced on his spike. Lips locked again in heated passion.

He thrusted up in time with your movements. Intensifying the heat that pooled in your abdomin. You rode him eagerly as you both chased your nearing overloads. Chasing that sensation of instinct driven blinding pleasure.

A chorus of cries as your overloads crashed over you again you didn't have time to bask in it as wheeljack flipped you and pinned you down. You were on your knees with your chest pressed against the ground. A servo holding the back of your neck while the other held your hips in place as he continued to fuck you into submission.

You cried out and saw stars at the depth that his throbbing spike pounded into you.

Your nails digging into the ground beneath you as wheeljack mercilessly buried into your wet heat.

"Ah! Ah! Jackie! So good! More! More!" Pleasure filled cries poured out of your mouth as his hips slammed against yours.

He loved hearing your cries as he fucked you ruthlessly. Making a mess of your insides. Feeling the way they squeezed around him. Trying to suck him in further.

The way he animalisticly rutted into your hyper sensitive channel had you scream in pleasure. Another overload exploding through you with a ravenous intensity.

Your throbbing walls being that little extra push over the edge left him blinded by his overload. He leaned over you to bite the back of you neck as he pumped into you. The pulsing of your walls in sync with the trobbing of his spike. Spilling more thick hot fluids into the opening of your womb.

He stayed crouched over you still clamped on the back of your neck. Your venting the only sound echoing around the hangar.

After letting his heated frame try to cool itself. He let go of your neck to pull you next to him. Cuddling you against his chassis possessively. A servo slipping down to smooth over your rounded belly. Full of him. It stoked his pride. You were his. Your body full of his seed.

"You did so well." He rumbled in your ear. Softly murmuring prase to his little mate.

You nuzzled up against him as he continued to purr. It's soft vibrations relaxing you. You slumped against him as fatigue settled over your body.

You moved to give him a soft kiss on the cheek. Earning a purr that rumbled from his chassis. Wrapping his sturdy arms around you he adjusted carefully so that you were on top of him again. Contrastingly gentle in the way he helped you turn to press your chest against his.

He laid back with you resting on top of him. Rubbing your back as you relaxed fully. Purely enjoying eachothers company as you waited for his knot to release.

For the rest of the night you both rode out your heat. Overloading together over and over again before you both succumbed to exhaustion. It was the most pleasant dreamless sleep you both had ever gotten. Wheeljack couldn't remember the last rime he recharged so peacefully.

"Wheeljack." Ratchets voice rung in his head startling him awake.

Jolting up Wheeljack clutched you close while looking for the source of the sound. Fear coursing through his spark at the thought of an intruder. He would not let harm come to you.

"Wheeljack can you hear me?" Ratchets voice spoke again a bit more clearly.

Wheeljack now realized ratchet was comming him.

"What." He growled back. Trying to keep his voice low not to disturb you.

"Glad to see you're lucid." Ratchet spoke with a hint of sarcasm.

"Shut up." Wheeljack snapped back. Dragging a servo over his face. Why was ratchet comming him at such an hour.

"While I personally don't have an issue with it. Fowler might have trouble lending the hanger to you for personal use for the duration of (name)'s heat."

Wheeljack let out a groan. Of course. "Any suggestions then." He grumbled.

"I'll do my best to get Fowler to let you borrow that hangar this time but be prepared to possibly relocate."

"Yea yeah. Got it doc." Wheeljack grumbled again. Hoping that was the end of the conversation.

Wheeljack brushed your hair away from your neck. Staring at the marks he left. It was healing well and left a sense of pride in his spark. You were precious. The greatest gift he could've ever hoped to receive.

He was going to protect you. He vowed on his spark he would until the day he offlined.

Thankfully Fowler was able to convince the higher ups to let you stay in the hanger through the rest of the duration of your heat. It was a very awkward and uncomfortable conversation to have. On Fowlers part. After ratchet had to brief him on the situation of why you both couldn't be disturbed. Though next time you get your heat you would have to go somewhere else. But that was fine. Wheeljack preferred to be somewhere secluded. Far from others when you would have your heats. It's just that he wasn't in his right mind when he first cornered you in the hangar.

When your heat finally ended you both looked like you've been to war.

Love bites littered your neck and chest. Not to mention the ones that peppered your thighs. Wheeljack couldn't hide the scratches and a few bites on his shoulders and arms you made in the throes of passion. There was no point in hiding them. So he decided to wear them with pride. Like little badges of honor.

The other bots tried not to stare. Acting oblivious to what went on while you both were away.

It was when you were sitting up on the couch with two of the three kids when miko couldn't help herself.

"Wow. You look beat up! What happened?"

Your faced warmed. "Oh. Uh not much." You lied. Earning wheeljack to raise a brow with a knowing smirk.

Miko eyed you both suspiciously. "Something is going on." She stated with her hands on her hips.

You laughed nervously as she stared at the bite on your neck. "Tell me!" She demanded impatiently.

You glanced awkwardly at wheeljack while his optics glittered down at you with mischief. Guess you weren't getting any help from him. Whatever.

"I would actually like to know too." Raf shyly interjected as he peered over his laptop at you three.

"We were out and bonded with eachother." You told them. Hoping that would be a good enough explanation.

By the way miko stared at you. You knew it wasn't good enough for her.

"Then why are you beat up?" She asked deadpanned.

"Because...." you trailed off at a loss of words.

"Crazy things can happen while bonding." Wheeljack interjected. He had his fun watching his little mate squirm. Leaning closely he pointed to your neck. Letting miko and raf get a closer look at his neck and shoulder.

"It's so others know that we're bonded." He informed the teens.

Mikos eyes lit up in understanding. "Ohhh I get it."

"I still don't know why it has to look so painful." Raf stated thoughtfully. The boy genius examining you and wheeljack closely.

"That's just the nature of it." Wheeljack shrugged.

"Is it always like that?" The poor young boy seemed concerned.

"For the most part." Wheeljack stated nonchalant. "Not as painful as you might think."

"It wasn't?" Miko asked incredulously while looking closer at the bite on your shoulder and neck.

"I didn't really notice it so much." You stated slightly leaning away from her probing gaze.

"I'll tell you later." You placated the teen. You knew she was in biology class and was learning about reproduction. But Raf was still a bit too young. You wouldn't get into detail but would give a better explanation. It's not like miko hasn't read supernatural shifter romance novels before.

"I'll hold you to it!" Miko grinned at you.

[gokubrain]

are you aware of the hit vegeta image song ‘love is like a ballad’ from the fusion reborn soundtrack where it’s essentially a kakavege love song 😭😭

https://www.animelyrics.com/anime/dbz/ainobaraado.htm

and i’m 99.9% sure it’s about goku too because it uses the word ‘yatsu’ which is only used by men to refer to other men in a derogatory way… it drives me so insane

OH YOU ALREADY KNOWWWW IM WELL AWARE OF THIS LMFAO thank u for giving me the chance to talk about it HAHA

under here cuz its kind of a lot:

lets break down the lyrics shall we ..

right off the fucking bat. starting off STRONG. for vegeta to even have the thought “on this small earth life must be protected to the end” is such a good line but pairing it with “but whenever i look at you i feel like a fool” CRAAZYYYYY. insane. protecting the earth is a huge part of all the earthlings’ characters, and without goku, vegeta wouldnt have those feelings. to talk about protecting earth in one line and then immediately talk about goku next is wildddd. “i want to protect the earth, you taught me the importance of that, and yet when i look at you im reminded that it’s because of YOU that i hold these feelings about this planet.” like okAAAY alright okay!!

“why do i treat you so harshly? why do i hurt you that way? yet still fight against great evils” GRAAAHHHH this is insane right LMAO

vegeta displaying confusion as to why he treats goku the way he does when they share the same goal.. when they fight the same battles.. this self aware-ness is literally what early-stage kakavege IS dude. vegeta feeling conflicted about his actions vs his emotions is the first step to realizing he’s in love with goku.. haha. lol

“for the sake of love […] i would even throw away my rank” VEGETAAA. WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUTTTTT LMFAO….

vegeta suggesting he would disown his own ranking, his pride, something very near and dear to him.. this is also early kakavege core LMAO i mean come on. thats just an insane fucking thing for him to say. unreal.

IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER….!!!

“IN TRUTH, THIS POWER IS NOTHING. ALL I KNOW IS YOU.” VEGETA……..!!!!!!!!

ALL I KNOW IS YOU? ALL I KNOW IS YOU???

“although i pretend to be a steel wall […] all i know is you” is just. i mean. EXPLICITLY kakavege. this is kakavege poetry. this is vegeta’s struggle perfectly put into lyric form. i cant believe this fucking song exists lmfao

NOW. NOW..

“the smile you give me is always warm” is wild when thinking about how the entire fusion reborn movie consists of 45 minutes of goku smiling lovingly at vegeta LMAO DONT EVEN THINK VEGETA DIDNT NOTICE. !!

“here i am, offering myself completely if we can be together”

AINT THAT JUST THE ICING ON THE CAKE FOLKS. DONT THAT JUST BEAT ALL LMFAO. ANYONE ELSE FEEL SUPER NORMAL RN?

offering myself completely. giving my all to you. devoting myself to you. THIS IS ONE OF THE FUCKING BUILDING BLOCKS OF KAKAVEGE DUDE. THIS IS ONE OF THE RUNNING THEMES, A KAKAVEGE LEITMOTIF. THIS IS SO VEGETA. I WANNA DIE LMFAO

“if we can be together” …. i mean. what even is there to say about that. how much more explicit can he be here. this is the most straightforward thing vegeta will ever say in terms of kakavege lmao this is it folks. this is IT !!!

its just unreal right. that a song like this even exists.. i mean its so obviously about goku, talking about training together and vegeta being mean to him and protecting earth together and throwing away his rank….. if you think even for one second that this is about bulma you are BLIND. like lets all be serious a moment lmao

and i love that this is related to fusion reborn of all things. that movie is the fucking kakavege bible dude i SWEAR. this whole song makes so much sense if you see fusion reborn as a love story, it all fits so perfectly with how vegeta would theoretically be feeling during the (vaguely referenced) place in the timeline that this movie takes place. this is buu arc shit baby its the point of no return for vegeta its the beginning of the end.. he is realizing his feelings for goku.. i live for this shit man seriously this is what i thrive on

also the goddamn song is called “love is like a ballad” i mean what else can even be said lmfao ..!

[mudskip-drabbles]

“kinky” + cockwarming, collar ( obvs ) — Rick wants to make his boyfriend’s dick feel all nice and cozy, and I support him in this

well That didnt take you long (affectionate)

Giovanni had no idea who first came up with this whole cockwarming thing between the two of them, but it really didn't matter because fuck he loved having his pretty little boyfriend perched in his lap, panting into his ear as he waited like a good boy until Giovanni decided to fuck him stupid. He'd never even considered himself the domineering type, or much of any type before Odi, having only really dabbled in blowjobs and the like with fleeting hook ups when the urge struck him.

Now? Gio didn't think he could ever give up this up. He'd die without his perfect, beautiful, breathtaking boyfriend (and by extent, his ass. His dick wasn't to be overlooked either, or his sex drive. Gio had really hit the jackpot with this one)

Having the whole apartment to themselves, Molly currently at a 'slumber party' with Trixie and Feenie at the latter's giant mansion of a house, they decided it was the perfect time to catch up on one of the animes they'd started a few weeks ago, but hadn't found the time to finish.

The cockwarming thing...was just kind of a given, really.

They hadn't even talked about it, not a word that didn't involve the show passing between them as they tried to remember where they had left off. One minute they're bickering over which character had the better powers for evil, and the next Odi was sat snuggly in his lap, Gio's arms wrapped around his waist and a chin over his shoulder as they both tried to actually focus on the tv.

No wonder they could never remember where they'd left off.

Gio couldn't really say how many episodes had past since they'd begun, his attention only able to focus on Odi and how he was trying so very hard to keep still. A deep chested laugh was felt more than heard at the observation as Gio's hands slide along trembling thighs, only one breaking away to flick at the bell of Odi's collar, it just barely rattling with each tremor held at bay. -- It filled Giovanni with so much pride and warmth that Odi adored that collar so much, to the point he hardly ever took it off, Gio remembering how he'd said it was like a 'friendship bracelet but better' when they'd talked about him wearing one in the bedroom. Gio had spent hours painstakingly stitching the purple leather and the soft inner red velvet to perfection, and even longer setting a string of red, heart shaped rimstones around the band. The bell had been an afterthought, but as soon as he'd seen the heart shaped trinket, he knew it had to be a part of it.

That bell was the best decisions he'd ever made. (At least in terms of Odi and their sex life, but that was hardly the point).

"You ready for the next episode, baby?" Cooed oh so sweetly into a pointed ear, Odi could only get out a whimper at first, quickly realizing that if he opened his mouth, he'd more than likely only be able to beg for Gio to fuck him. As much as he wanted that, this little waiting game was much more fun.

So he gave a vigorous nod instead, teeth biting hard into his lip as Gio shifted to reach the remote, the new angle his dick now pressed at so very close to being exactly where Odi wanted, no needed it to be-

"Oooddiiii~" By the smug honey coating his name, that hadn't been the first time it had been called. "I just realized I was totally spacing out during those last few episodes, so I'm gonna play them again if-"

"No!" So loud and sudden, it had startled even Odi, his breath coming out much quicker after the squeak of protest. "I-I mean-" The thought was left unfinished, it being smothered by a tut tut tut as idle fingers toyed with that bell once more.

"What have I told you about lying to me, puppy?" It wasn't a reprimand, not really.

"T-To- To n-not to-" Nails dug into the arm still wrapped around his waist, Odi hanging on by just a thread as Gio purred:

"Very good~" Another whimper from Odi, this time being paired with a roll of his hips that had Gio's hands scrambling to keep him still lest he lose his composure as well.

"Not so fast, baby. I think you got something you wanna tell me first, isn't that right?" A near frantic nod that had fire shooting through both Gio and Odi's veins as the bell jingled in time. "Weeelllll...?" Forget a thread, Giovanni was only holding on by the wisps of what had once been a thread.

"I...I-I..." A whine, Odi once again trying to roll his hips, to get the slightest amount of relief. Just a little bit and then he knew he could keep being a good boy for Giovanni, he could keep going, he just needed to-

"Odi." Firm, it wasn't meant to be part of the scene.

"I need you-" Gasped out so quickly, Odi felt himself getting lightheaded as he slumped against his boyfriend's chest. "Please. I can't- I want to, but-" Silenced with a gentle shush, Gio pressed gentle kisses along Odi's neck as a reward, his hands leaving trembling hips to snake under his shirt that Odi had pilfered that morning.

"Good boy. I'm so proud of you baby, you did so good for me." Odi didn't even try to stop the tears from falling down his cheeks at the praise. "Go ahead, baby. Take what you need."

And that was all the permission needed for Odi to start bouncing on Giovanni's cock, his mind already blank as gentle hands helped guide him up and down.

"There you go, that's my good boy. Such a good little puppy for me." Giovanni sounded like a man drowning, but this wasn't about him right now. Odi was too far gone to form words at that point, only sob filled moans and half formed pleas of Giovanni's name able to fall from drooling lips.

Surprisingly, it was Giovanni that came first, the sounds of his boyfriend pleading breathy cries for simply Gio himself, anything he would give, just please-- It was too much. Sharp teeth dug into Odi's shoulder as he slammed his now sobbing boyfriend fully onto his cock, his hips thrusting up to earn the most precious little squeaks as he milked himself dry in a deep slow grind that had Odi seeing stars.

Odi himself had been gone the moment sharp teeth had sunk into his heated skin, the feeling of being so full too much for his mind or body to handle.

Later on, they would both be happy they'd had the forethought to wrap a blanket around their laps to save time on cleanup.

Breathing heavy enough to rattle the couch, they sat for several minutes simply basking in the feeling of one another, it being Odi that moved first when a flash of the TV caught his attention.

Looking up as Odi reached for the remote, Gio had just enough time to see the 'Are you still watching?' message be clicked away in favor of starting from the very beginning of the show they were supposed to be watching. Giving a laugh, Giovanni settled more comfortably against the couch once more, their earlier position of a hugged waist and a chin over Odi's shoulder being resumed as the opening theme rang out.

"Let's try to pay attention this time, kay?" They both knew that was never going to happen.

[azumasoroshi]

minidura chapter 11 react

ok i found chapter 11 translated by amnemonie on tumblr (thank you thank you thank you and if you want me to take this down i will!!) but there's no guarantee ill be able to find the rest lmAOo we'll see

HOT MAN!!! HOT MAN

i mean what no pathetic sopping wet man

cat face izaya i thought id never see you again

man after realizing there's a minidura tag i saw a post that was like "i wish minidura got animated like bsd wan" and like. YEAH. PLEASE

it would be the perfect revival of the durarara fandom pleaseeeeeee do it for meeeeeeee we could revive durarara like we revived trigun

and i need shizuo izaya and shinra cooking together being animated. please

anyway izaya looks like he really doesnt wanna be here in that last panel and i mildly spoiled myself on the comments/reblogs saying this one is really mean to izaya which you know i live for. [cracks knuckles] i hope he gets hit by a truck but like an emotional one because that's the only one he'd really react to

oh god he's more pathetic than i thought he'd be

they're really looking at him like "damn bitch you good" which is fair

bro summoned up all his courage to ask 😭rip bozo

??????????? THEY TOLD YOU HE'D BE WITH THEM

izaya simultaneously has the best social skills known to man and the WORST social skills known to man

ill never stop bringing this up but. now presenting orihara "i love humans because they're so unpredictable" izaya getting fucked by humans' predictability everybody

and here we see izaya walking awkwardly in his natural habitat, trying to eat cake with high schoolers /j

kadota casually calling out izaya on his bullshit bkgjdSGKHDSHds

he just wants to eat cakeeeee someone go with him

not me though i wouldnt be caught dead with that man

i swear walker's face gets longer every time i see him and it tickles me so much

aaaand cue shizuo on stage right

god bless erika for suggesting that he invite shizuo cuz id have done it myself

also "just today". are you implying that you want to see shizuo every other day. izaya.

WAIT

WAIT IS TODAY IZAYA'S BIRTHDAY

OH

oh my god thats actually sad okay

id say to ask namie but namie probably rejected him already without even letting him finish the question bkfdgjhgf

shinra keeping up the stupid anniversaries trend from that other chapter we love a consistent malewife

man shiki he wasnt even here for work 😭 at least he got some food although karasumi does not look that good if im being honest

at least compared to cake

shinraaaa you FORGOTTTT

may 4th is the date of my statistics exam but i swear ill celebrate it for you izaya. ill even mark it down on my calendar

oh 💀 namie is as delusional as i am. love that for her

he's even singing to himself ohhhhh poor baby...(i say this as if i'm not grinning wildly to myself in my room rn)

i swear i feel bad for him but he's so fun to bully

man i remember those fics where shizuo was the only one to remember izaya's birthday bgkjhfdgfd i guess those were founded from somewhere (even if his gifts were things like 'not chasing him today' or sending him black roses)

oh my god 😭 he's so desperate at this point i didnt think he'd actually be happy to see shizu-chan

even grabbing him by the arms bkgdssdkahdskjhgsdsd

this is gonna end badly though if the comments/reblogs i read have anything to say about it

😭yep the izaya bullying is real

SHIZUO NOOOOOOOOOOOO THATS BASICALLY THE WHOLE CAKE

izaya's conscious too 💀 MAN

part of me feels like this is narita's personal revenge against the shizaya fans in his fanbase askdbgskjhsdhgsd shizuo needs to be extra cruel to prove he's not gay

he's so happy to just get birthday textssssss this is so sad

[fictionfixations]

persona 3 reload (i love)

CW: ACTUALLY. uh. warning for like. suicide?? guns? well its not actually suicide but like. i mean this isnt spoiler free but they use a certain method to trigger their personas that could be very triggering to people so if you're uncomfortable with death and anything related, this is NOT the game for you!

Also spoilers for other persona games

i just saw the entire story of persona 3 reload (well. i watched someone play it. because im not the biggest fan of grinding, but on the other hand listening to grinding in tartarus vods where they just talk about random stuff [actually, i watched CyYu's playthrough. If you don't know, that's Akihiko's VA] is nice to have in the background)

this was the second persona game ive seen. the first was persona 5, which i saw the anime for, but forgot like most of what happened (ive been regaining that knowledge through fanfiction.)

in any case i also spoiled myself to what happened in persona 3 by fanfiction

so i knew. that. protag would die.

but it got me really sad. and with the in-cutscene options where it just. feels so slow.

(and a part of me is relieved that we didnt see them make the realization that we're dead. it was all happy times till the end and i know that wouldve gotten the waterworks coming)

and then the main menu screen??

its just. empty.

and this got me crying (i always hate endings, honestly. the 'will we or will we not meet again?' no thanks i shall live in 'these characters will live forever in a sort of limbo in the same school and nothing changes because yes'. ...although that might be a little too close to a certain twisted wonderland plotline LMFAO)

(also oh my god the osts in this game are such a fucking BOP AGHH)

(i have no clue what my reaction to the plot twist with like ryoji n stuff would be though, honestly. i spoiled myself reading those time travel fanfictions where persona 3 protagonist [either makoto or minato] either comes back to the beginning. ..OR somehow comes back to life??? or appears in persona 5 with amnesia at first. and like. there's one where ryoji was there (as a voice). or the yellow in his phantom thief costume was 'his idea of rebellion' aka ryoji. so then. i went to the wiki. and so yeee.)

in any case i definitely prefer this over persona 5. and that might be because i really got myself invested in the actual story and cared a whole lot about the characters (Cy Yu did a 100% playthrough using a guide as he played the original but respectfully kept the entire thing spoiler-free so ppl like me could fully experience it for the first time while getting the most story :D)

but yeah.

also.

GUNS.

trauma.

ive only seen it a few times in crossover fics between persona games. but. ..i really like seeing peoples reactions to them pulling a gun out and shooting themselves. (sometimes it works. sometimes it doesnt and it breaks because there's a difference to how every persona world works for each game. like. Dark Hour, TV World(? ive never seen 4 but ive seen fics), Metaverse(iirc)... And the shadows I think mean different things.)

also the theurgy's are very pretty. and if i misspelled that i am so sorry.

[thecommunalfoolboy]

Goemon Ishikawa XIII is one of the other main characters and he’s. An interesting one. He’s a samurai that came from a long lineage of the best samurai in the world and spent his entire life training so because of that he grew up in an incredibly abusive and high pressure environment. The very first plot point he was in as well was where his Sensei was manipulating him for money, and he realized and Lupin killed his Sensei. He then fought Lupin to the death for like three days and I shit you not at one point in the fight they blew up a plane and both just collapsed laughing. And ever since Goemon just kinda joined them I guess because it was funny? So yeah he’s just here now and is sworn to Lupin. He’s definitely the most competent of them all and also one of his main things is that he has a sword called Zantetsuken which is apparently this ancient sword from a prophecy that was made of demons or some shit so. It can just cut through anything. He’s cut a plane in half before so it can just cut anything. Because of that and because he’s so- fast? Strong? Idk man when people shoot at him he just cuts the bullets in half and it’s useless so there’s that. He also got literally whitewashed, like in older works he was originally designed with dark brown skin and now he’s just fucking pale so that was pretty funny. They did that to Jigen too they made him fuckin ashy. The only dark skin character they kept dark skin is Zenigata and I’ll get to him later. Goemon is extremely autistic for many reasons but one big one is that he was raised as like very old timey traditional Japanese so he doesn’t know shit about the modern world and he refuses to eat if it’s not Japanese food. His same food is soba and he constantly asks for it. In most Lupin media he doesn’t know how to drive but he does know how to operate every other vehicle. He’s driven a forklift, a helicopter, some stage equipment boingy thing, a crane… he just can’t drive a fucking car I guess. Also he bases his self worth entirely on how good a samurai he is and has the need to be the best in everything and sometimes worries Lupin is better in combat than him and he gets really depressed about it and it mixes with the fact that he’s very untrusting and even sometimes doubts his trust in the others. So every now and then he’ll try to kill Lupin again and they always stop fighting and make up but one time in part 4 or 5 (I don’t remember I just know it was blue jacket) where he was starting to think Lupin is using him again so they fight to the death again and Lupin shows his loyalty by just standing there as Goemon slices his fucking chest cavity open LMAO. So he bleeds out and almost dies and Goemon’s like OH SHIT I DIDNT MEAN THAT and saves his life which was based of him. And yes these are definitely two straight heterosexual monogamous men anyway. Also Goemon just sorta fucks off for alone time a lot because again autism. Whenever he feels like leaving he just says bye and disappears into the woods for a bit and lives like a fucking animal. That or he’ll meditate for like days on end sitting on a cliff side in a mountain underneath a waterfall. The rest of them are just like ok Goemon have fun with that and know that whenever he wants to come back he’ll just find them and appear again. Occasionally they have to find him because shit starts going down and they know where the waterfall is so they always check there.

PSA

avoid conforming to traditional gender norms by avoiding this common palette:

try using these palettes instead!!

[pwnyta]

PART 2!

Genshin character Judgement after all these years of playing. I will judge looks, personality, and say my favorite voice! Starting with 4-stars, alphabetical order.

(under the cut)

Aside from his goofy ass shoes I really like Sethos' design! His personality too is pretty great... I do not have him tho. How upsetting (tho I guess I wouldnt be using him as he is a bow DPS so it doesnt actually matter LMAO) His color palate is very fun and i really like his acid green eyes. I wish he had a dark skin tone tho.

His EN voice is definitely my favorite. The VA reminds me a lot of Ittos where hes just so animated and fun. Sethos' AHH ITS A MONSTER chest opening line is SO fucking funny. Love him. His KN voice is kinda weird.

Oh Kuki... her design is SO fun. The color palate is so standout. The fact she is the straight-man only female character in a group of goofy dudes trope is so lame. I hate that trope so much it prevents me from liking her as much as I would have... sorry babe its not your fault.

All her voices are good. I have no strong opinions just like her personality.

OOH BABYGIRL. Shes so cute. Her personality really shined in the Windblume festival with Sucrose. It was so lovely. Ive always loved Sucrose but that really justified it for me. I also surprisingly really like the navy with her seafoam green hair and gold eyes. its a little weird but fun!

I really like the voices besides the JP which sounds a little too baby to me but my favorite is the EN. I like that its somewhat whispery and soft spoken but also very earnest. It really displays the character well.

Whenever I look at him I think 'I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE' Goofy ass design. His shoes... ya know I just noticed how weird they are... why did they even bother to open the toe if they were just gonna cover them anyways.... GOOFY ASS DESIGN. Personality tho? S TIER. Good lad. I thought hed be like Childe cuz they look so much alike.... and thats kinda true. Thoma is like Childe if Childe didnt have rabies ya know? LMAO

I like all his voices except EN... not that EN is terrible but the others are just way better.

MY BABYGIRL. Xiangling is so god damn cute and normal in this fucked up magical world. This bitch is just a normal ass cook in a weird environment... it reminds me kinda like in a dream like you see weird shit around you but your dream self just sorta reacts to it like its some mundane thing... Like the fact Xiangling sees a massive Hydra about to destroy the city she is in and her first thought is 'I wonder what that tastes like' LIKE BITCH WHAT!? LMAO... I love her. Wacky ass broad.

All her voices are pretty great. I like her CN VA best.

Oh Xingqiu... hes either a proper upstanding young man... or a troll. It can go either way. Technically hes probably my least favorite Liyue-born character... but I still like him. I really like he design too. Even tho the shorts are kinda goofy. He did get a costume but it just looks like a shittier version of Furis so I dont use it.

All his voices are pretty good. I have no preference.

MY BABIEST GIRL. I love Xinyan. Her design (somewhat detached sleeves aside) and her personality are both S tier. I do think her lore is pretty funny tho... because its like 'People dont like Xinyan because of her nontraditional styles of music and fashion!!!' but every character in game falls in love with her instantly... LMAO Which??? Fair. Shes truly lovely but Id actually LIKE to see her struggle against the prejudice she supposedly receives. Fingers crossed for a hangout event!

Her JP and KN voices are my favorite! theyre very fun. Her EN voice was certainly a choice... heres what I think happened... She has the same VA as Barbara and Barbaras early voice sounded more rough and raspy... I think when Xinyan was being voiced they must have realized the voice was similar to Barbaras early voice(which did not fit her) and didnt want to confuse the players so they gave her a weird accent. Now she sounds like Applejack. LMAO Weird ass choice. They could never get me to hate you tho Xinyan.

Yanfei.... I love you but your design is a lot like Chevs and Kirara sexy at the expense of good design. Although unlike them I like most of the elements of your design. or maybe rather I like the accessories? Even the detached sleeves! But the main outfit is so fucking lame its crazy.

Her EN and JP voices are best for me. IDKY she sounds so baby in CN and KR... a rare L for the CN VA casting director.

OOOH MY BABY YAOYAO. Her design was a leaked SO long ago and I anxiously waited for her... shes so damn cute! I love her colors, overall design, the fact she acts like a grandma.... shes so cute. I love when babies act like adults (in a professional sense. like that Haribo commercial where theyre dressed in business outfits talking about gummibears... its so fucking cute and funny. Shes like that.) She also has a very fun kit! And i C6d her so easily! Blessed.

All her voices are pretty good. CN is my favorite.

ANOTHER BABYGIRL. Liyue is so full of babygirls. The nation of babygirls fr. The only thing I DONT like about her is how she reminds me that the HYV team can do really great work showing the culture which the nations are inspired by but they dont even do HALF as well with Sumeru or Natlan despite those regions having so much good cultural aesthetic to work with. SMDH. Yun Jin is gorgeous and she has a very cute personality. I love that shes besties with Xinyan. thats so damn cute.

Appropriately I love the CN voice the most but all of them are pretty good.

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NOW IDK the star-rating or VAs for the Natlan cast so Im just judging that these are 4-stars. I THINK Kachina has been confirmed 4-star.

Kachina has a VERY cute design I think based on the PIKA or some volcano rabbit I forgot what people were saying. I wish they went with a different color palate overall but she is very cute.

Iansan also has a really nice design overall. I like the goldenrod & orange color with the purple (like with Sethos) however they did change the vibe of her from the old trailer. She seems much more subdued now and they made her skull accessory more cutesy. Shame. But still... how many white hair elf babies do we need?

Citlali is probably one of my least favorite designs. I do like the colors... but other than that. Her personality also seems kinda annoying tsundere-ish which means she'll be insufferably popular cuz god forbid weebs have taste.

Ugh... gross. The more i look at Chascas design the less I like it. if shes not a 4-star I'll be surprised.

I had such high hopes for Natlan man....

[luvdisease]

HIIII, perhaps; strawberry, coconut mango, nectarine, blue moon and teaberry for Karlach? 👀

that was NOT quick nap. ANYWAY HI HI HI THANK U I LVOE TALKING ABT MY WIFE

Strawberry

"before getting together, how did your F/O realize they had a crush on you? How did they act around you once they realized they were head over heels?"

OOH hmm,, god this is so self indulgent but ig thats what this blogs for LMFAO

i think the crush started a little early but she didnt realise that much, shes in touch with her emotions just thought it'd be a passing thing.

oh btw Azazel is my tav/player/ s/i heads up.

It started when Azazel defended Karlach from Wyll, adament she was not who he had been told, perhaps it was something of a tiefling bond, maybe fates hand played a part.

I think the "oh fuck" moment was after a battle, Karlach had gotten a small scrape but Azazel, the smug fucking rogue he is went and made a fuss over her, making sure she was okay.

after that she got a clue that Azazel liked her too? extra giddy over everything he did. I cant say there was a lot of distant pining, shes blunt.

Coconut mango

"what mementos do you and your F/O treasure?"

Well, travelling around the game i pick up every stuffed animal i see to give to her, my player and karlach also have matching rings bc,,, cute, never use the warding thing though, yes i did steal them off a corpse. whoops.

i cant quite think of what nementos azazel would have but he does give thinks to karlach he thinks she'd like, even something like a cool rock.

found a phallic looking one hehehehehe

Nectarine

"do you and your F/O live together? If so, what does your living space look like?"

constant camping... no time to settle down sop...

i do imagine they sleep in the same tent though, its half karlachs teddy collection, half some random shit azazel picks up HAJDGSJSG

Blue moon

"is your F/O very routine-oriented or do they like to go with the flow? How routine-oriented are you?"

Were both pretty impulsive but also. my autism would kill me without a routine.

there is occasional moments of spur of the moment activities

like

"u wanna throw some rocks at the flaming fists?"

"FUCK YEAH I DO"

Teaberry

"where would you like to travel with your F/O someday?"

i know i know its a fandom joke but i wanna take her to a build a bear HAJDGSJDG i know she would love it.

also an adult sized playground. she needs to get that energy out.

[meat-huge-pain-endless]

huge vent post feel free to ignore✌️

tw just in case tho for depression, anxiety, suicide/suicidal ideation, death, disordered eating, drug use, dissociation, depersonalization, and derealization

i need someone to come put a straight jacket on me i ruin everything i fucking touch i don’t want to be a bother but im desperate to be known so i spill my guts just for them to get trampled. and i really do let everyone walk all over me. i assume that every other human being on the planet knows better than me about everything and i will tolerate literally an treatment so long as you’re a little bit nice to me sometimes, or even if you just tell me that you are ill probably believe you. my self esteem is so fucking low plus i can’t ever rlly tell what’s true anymore. my memory is so fucking bad like the amount of times a day i forget what im saying mid-sentence and then forget what i had just said and then forget what i was even talking about in the first place is genuinely embarassing. it’s so fucking humiliating actually like i am so out of it all of the time and i can never tell if it’s bc im dissociating or bc im dehydrated or bc i didn’t sleep or bc i haven’t eaten or bc i forgot to take my adhd meds or bc i hit the pen at 9:30am again or bc i DIDNT hit the pen but i have brain fog from smoking the night before and at this point it’s probably all of it all the time like it is so bad. ive never been worse in my life i don’t think. again i wouldn’t rlly know. all my memories feel a million miles away. im alone in my dorm room rn bc my roommate and our other friend went to our other other friend’s dorm to hang out. if i think about it too hard ill probably start crying. i was crying before they were even out the door.

everyone told me college is where you meet “your people.” the friends you have for the rest of your life. why do i have about 3 friends total (as in i actually hang out with them outside of classes/club meetings/school events/etc) and why do none of them feel like they’re actually my friends. oh wait actually i know why that is. it’s because i don’t feel like im real when im at college. that’s how i felt last year (like school year, and it was awful btw, thought it was the worst year of my life but then this semester happened and now im not so sure) but it just occurred to me that im feeling the same way except this time i wasn’t so alarmed by it bc i got used to it. like this is baseline college feeling for me. the worst part of it all is that everything is actually all my fault. like for real not sarcasm. my anxiety is so fucking severe and i didn’t realize it at all until recently when i started having more frequent panic attacks. i cry most days. i hyperventilate way too easily. i walk thru the world just going about my everyday life with the anxiety levels of an animal being hunted for sport. like literally if i accidentally do something wrong in public like the smallest tiniest stupidest mistake like pushing on a pull door or something i get so embarrassed it like so very seriously and genuinely the idea of people thinking that im stupid or laughing at me makes me want to die like seriously kill myself dead and i cannot overstate that im so scared of what people thjnk of me all the time.

oh and did i mention i also literally never stop thinking? overanalyzing everything i do and say and everything everyone else does and says to me and im always worried that my friends hate me or secretly think im an awful person or im thinking about things that they might potentially hate me for later down the line and sometimes i try to preemptively circumvent that by randomly being like “hey if i ever [insert thing im worried might potentially make them not like me anymore] just know that it’s not because [reason i think it might make them potentially not like me]” OH and i also all the time will ask my friends if they think im a bad person which is like so insane of me actually like why the fuck do i do that THIS IS WHAT I MEANT AT THE BEGINNING!!!! PUT ME IN A STRAIGHTJACKET CUT OFF MY GODDAMN HANDS JUST PLEASE DO SOMETHJNG because no matter what i fucking do i always end up crawling to SOMEONE to beg them for reassurance or tell them something that will make them worry about me (sometimes im not even aware im doing that one!) because i just need someone to care. i need someone to care about me or else im not real. (i feel like i only exist contextually but i don’t have time to get into all that right now). but then i get embarrassed for needing something. the fact that i have needs and wants and desires is the most embarrassing thing in the world. asking for what i want and need is the most mortifying torturous experience in the world. i hate being vulnerable.

i want to be cared for without judgement. i want to stop feeling like i am hard to like and even harder to love. i want to stop feeling tired all the time. i want to stop feeling miserable all the time. i want to feel like im real, like i actually exist. i don’t want to die, but i don’t want to live either. i think the only thing about death that still scares me is the fact that i would have to go alone. but the idea of infinite nothingness sounds like a dream. it’s so loud in my head all the time. i just want it all to stop.

[luffythinker]

Got a repair but I'm starved for content because it virtually doesnt exist and I'm not sure how or when to make them fall in love

Sero/Kirishima

Sero stance

I feel like Sero is almost in the same boat as mina as in "I'm not sure I quite know what love is" and he's always with Kami and Kiri but something about being with Kiri is just magnetizing that he never wants to leave he used to walk home with him + the rest of the squad when they didnt live in the dorms and be excited to see and interact with him on a daliy basis

He never can actually decide if its actually love hes feeling or just a really close friendship he loves teasing the poor shark boy loves ganging up on the other squad members to tease them and just alone time hanging out with Kiri whether it be at school or one of their houses he just loves spending time with him training with him even if he loses half of the time

Finding himself with a hint of jealousy when his red head friend spends most of his time with Bakugo but not too jealous because he doesnt understand what hes even jealous about if that makes since

They are both so casual about their relationship that they've even kissed never on the mouth but necks,cheeks,close to the mouth but never the mouth he still cant pin point if something's there for him

Whens the part where he actually falls in love he wonders on the weekly

Kirishima stance

Kirishima is absolutely fascinated with Sero as his buddy the thought of going further never actually crossing his mind until the kissing starts then he has a crush Sero he wants to spend all his time with Sero but he chalks it up to "oh we're just friends this sometimes kissing thing we do it doesnt mean anything we are just a means to the others end" but does he himself really believe that? Is it crossing a line when you actively want to kiss your buddy? And make him happy? And you be the one who makes him happy I ways nobody else should? He can't wait for Hanta to drag him to their secret spot (which is like your basic anime track shed where they keep the equipment for sports) so he can wrap his arms around the taller and make out he looks forward to it even if they dont do it everyday he enjoys the special time with Sero he has and also cannot confirm if this is truly love but he knows he has a huge awkward crush

Neither of them know what to do or how to handle it and never speak about the things they probably should talk about they just continue on this way

I'm so sorry for taking so long I honestly did not have a good week and had no energy to reply to my asks but I'm here now and I am INVESTED

u gave me "He never can actually decide if its actually love hes feeling or just a really close friendship" and I give you aromantic Sero, he just does not get what romantic love is and is always really confused by couples and romance around him so it's one of the reasons why it took so fucking long for him to realize he actually felt Something for Kirishima. but to be fair, for him it doesn't change much, he just really wants to kiss him and hold hands

about Kirishima though... I think he is definitely very romantic and was the first one to realize Feelings between the two of them (after he tried to gaslit himself into thinking they were just very manly friends haha), I think he struggles with keeping himself in check around Sero just so he doesn't scare him away

I wonder how these two would confess or get together, I will be giving this a thought this upcoming week!

[alstroemerian-dragon]

(okay so this is the part where i add a disclaimer that i Have Not watched the anime and all information i know about events within it are through secondary information like the wiki. and also that personally i regard the anime as Dubiously Canon because i dont like some of the story decisions team dr made and i make the choices now because im Selfish. my city now angel_emoji.jpg)

see when i heard abt the memory erasure thing it always confused me because i. could never figure out if it was supposed to be ‘at some point during the tragedy he had the despair’s memories of him as hajime erased to. avoid complications?’ or ‘before the events of the simulation, he had their memories of ever interacting with izuru erased to. purify the data set?’ either one is pretty weird in my opinion, because wasnt the idea that izuru’s memories of being hajime were repressed? why would he even know what needed to be erased? did he scour the school for information during the tragedy? that would only have been possible after the events of the first game when it was actually abandoned, and by that point why would there even be a reason to? and as for the second option…

something i think people dont remember is that there is a HEAVY implication that izuru is the reason the remnants turned themselves into the foundation. during the last arc of the game, if you actually read and analyze all the emails found throughout the school and read between the lines, the implication is that izuru anonymously sent the foundation information on a group of disparate ‘survivors’ of HPA’s fall, and that when the foundation found them, they turned themselves in willingly as scared, maybe even amnesiac teenagers!! the foundation notes that the survivors ‘can’t tell them anything yet’ which, to me, means they pretended not to know anything about the fall of the academy. only after research, and, of course, because class 78 would have recognized them, did makoto and the others realize who they actually were and squirrel them away to jabberwock.

if that’s true, then. why the hell would he want their memories of him erased. that would mess up his whole plan. why would any of them listen to him and follow along if they didnt know who he was?????

this isnt me arguing with you (hi alda i respect u soooooo much), this is mostly me pointing out how absolutely ridiculous some of the ideas team dr comes up with are fjshdjsfjshdj like. why would he do that. what would even be the point of it. the only person we ever see izuru actually interact with in game canon is nagito in chapter 0, but you could just make an argument for him never interacting specifically with nagito, which to me would make sense!! nagito to me is the kind of person who just wandered around sort of ambiently causing destruction, and izuru (if he played the role he does in my head), as junkos basically. mouth piece i guess? would probably never be capable of getting in contact with him fishdjsksk

anyway. all this to say that even if any memories were erased, i doubt it was permanent, and the neo world program most likely would have made them resurface anyway. which. to be honest, has the added bonus of the people waking up going ‘what the fuck… who… oh. oh its izuru. wait. who the fuck… no thats hajime. but no that cant be hajime. what the fuck? who is that????’

the thing about. okay so when i first got into dr i was like ‘i think i prefer an outcome where they ultimately cant wake the other ten members of their class and its just the five survivors because then the deaths meant something yknow’ and while i still think that that kind of thing has. yknow. merit and value. i have actually come around to preferring them being able to do it. with one massive caveat.

it takes forever.

it takes at least a year and a half, two years maybe, before they (lets be real, hajime) even gain the knowledge of the system, work out its quirks, beef up its security and tech, connect it to enough power, and build the proper technology to manage something like this, and even then, each person is going to need a unique plan of action. its going to take ages. i think its best if they start from the first death through the last, which has the added benefit of waking the impostor first and gaining a good moral compass and grounding presence. but… i mean. its almost two years before they even manage the first dive into their brain. two years of living alone, just the five of them, of building each other up of building a dynamic, one that works, and of changing and growing because they have no other choice.

so when it comes down to them actually attempting to wake the first person… theres some anxiety. theres some worry. theres a lot of ‘this is going to radically alter how we relate to each other and everyone else’. theres a lot of ‘this is going to make things weird’. theres a lot of ‘theyre not going to understand a lot of things at first not only because its been two years since we all went under and everything has changed in that time but also because the five of us have a fundamentally different relationship now with each other than we will have with anyone else we wake up. thats going to cause conflict’.

and i dont even necessarily mean that in a romantic relationship sense (though if you know me you know im deeply unwell about kuzuhina and also an absolute sucker for polycule shit so yeah i do also kinda mean it in that way), but just that their bond is so strong. living alone on an island in the middle of nowhere for two years with just four other people will do that. they know each other in fundamental ways that the others may never manage. fuyuhiko may get peko back, but her relationship with him will never be the one he has with hajime, or akane, or kazuichi or sonia. sonia will get gundham back, but despite them definitely regaining their romantic relationship (after an adjustment period, of course), there will be an odd dissonance in how well hajime and akane know her in ways gundham doesnt. akane will get nekomaru back in her life. but he will never be the person she goes to with the things she goes to hajime with.

this isnt necessarily entirely negative, of course. relationships are always going to be different with different people because theyre. yknow. different people. but i think theres going to be a period of time, maybe even the rest of their lives, where the ten sleepers in the vault will understand, intrinsically, that the relationship the five survivors has is never going to be fully understood, and will always be special and different from what they all have as a group.

hajime, fuyuhiko, kazuichi, akane, and sonia all faced arguably the hardest parts of the healing process, the stumbling blindly with no hand to hold except the others with an equal lack of sight, together, and that. does things. to a relationship.

they will all manage the healing process, and they will all struggle through it. but never in the same way those five did.

[insertdisc5]

Hi!! I wanted to ask, in celebration of Deltarune CH. 2, do you have any updated thoughts and head canons about the game?? Like, y'know, similar to a previous ask about Kris in your Deltarune tag? Thanks!

thoughts on kris part 2 i guess???? (part 1 from ch1 here lol)

spoilers for deltarune like woah. this wont be kris focused just random thoughts on everything. thank you for giving me the opportunity to talk

not that many thoughts for this chapter tbh! EDIT LOL: this was a lie i have a lot of thoughts

-just in general i feel like the player isn't the only one controlling kris... like yes the player forced kris to do what happened in the snowgrave route but AT THE SAME TIME idk it feels like there's someone else too. just because of the terrifying voice i suppose. and also the jerky movement kris does every time they get their soul out? unless there's another reason for it... maybe getting your soul out means you walk weird lol

-BUT ALSO i feel like kris is 100% in control when they create fountains. idk it just makes sense kris would create them. to create another world, a better world, A WORLD WHERE THEIR BROTHER IS HERE PERHAPS? i do wonder why they get their soul out then though. i'm all for it sweetie! do whatever! i support you!

-(i am and will be playing deltarune with only kris' best interests in mind. i will not hurt anyone unless kris wants me to. dont worry my little meow meow im on your side! talk to me! no? okay ill stay under the sink its fine)

-speaking of asriel. SUMMER VACATION COLLEGE WHEN? SUMMER VACATION COLLEGE WHEN? SUMMER (starts crying) V-VACATION COLLEGE WHEN

-kris misses their brother so much it's so sad. if you make kris steal 5$ from asriel they take it "reluctantly"? talking to asriel online so often even alphys knows?? the google search?? GOING INTO ASRIEL'S GOOGLE SEARCH ROOM WITH THEIR EYES CLOSED BECAUSE THEY'RE CONVINCED THEY ALREADY KNOW WHATS IN THERE? THAT ONE IS LESS OF A MISSING THING BUT IM LIKE OH MY GOD

-the city walk with susie at the end makes it clear to me that kris really values susie's friendship... kris even sits with her if you spend long enough near the lake like aaaaah ;_;

-and even in snowgrave you spend your last acts with the final boss calling for your friends like YES there's a way bigger creepy aspect to this (kris as more of a Leader who Commands and commands their subjects to come) but still :'0 (and then noelle answers oh my god noelle im so sorry for the trauma)

-berdly. listen. listen. listen. liste

-berdly sucks but [berdly hurts his arm in the battle against queen if you don't save him because he doesnt want to hurt you] [berdly realizing smg's wrong in snowgrave and immediately taking steps to save noelle] berdly is my little crumb nugget. i will protect him.

-noelle. noelle. girlboss!

-like ooooh listen. hearing about the genocide path for undertale. made me go "that is SO COOL. i HAVE to experience it myself this is great. hehehe killing time" and like no regrets. i was fully enjoying the experience knowing i was an awful person. SNOWGRAVE THOUGH. i will never try this myself its too fucked up. casually grooming your childhood friend to murder people <3 and also acting like a weird stalker towards her <3 stockholm syndrome speedrun i will get all the info i can about this but i will never do this myself

-people remarking the kris/player>noelle relationship is similar to the relationship between player>chara in genocide path is like yes. chefs kiss. don't worry we just are making you stronger and everything will be fine "you made me kill my friend? and for what?" this is fine sweetie don't worry about it!!!!!!

-like the amount of details added to snowgrave, like if you equip noelle's watch she notices later? and her battle animations change as time goes on, she gets an ice shield and stops sighing in relief after battle? oh my god? oh my god.

-(berdly is not awake.) JUST KILL ME RIGHT HERE I HAVEN'T STOPPED THINKING ABOUT BERDLY NOT BEING AWAKE!!!!!

-also why didnt he turn into dust. so many possible reasons. is magic a thing in the normal world and perhaps no magic means no dust (theres graves). maybe he isnt dead. maybe hes braindead. maybe he'll come back. either way that boy is now in the closet big enough to put someone in

-also dess' name probably being december AND THATS WHY NOELLE LOST THE SPELLING BEE?!?!??! FUCK ME UP!!!!! JUST FUCK ME UP!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!

-also so many good pixel art this chapter. too many? i didnt need pixel art of cardboard noelle falling on the statue. like thank you but please. please it hurts my game artist brain.

-the expressions in this chapter were also top notch. all the unsettling noelle expressions like (i fall over face first)

-i threw away the ball of junk (which i already tried in ch1) and this time the game was like "ARE YOU SURE BC THIS IS A BAD IDEA" and kris felt bitter :'( (it deletes all your items in the dark world)

-i uh fucked up and skipped the susie+noelle scene bc listen last time ralsei mentionned seeing what susie is doing we missed some PRIMO LORE. turns out it just makes you skip the scene and you dont get anything new. welp

-speaking of ralsei well you know. he exists. but im stuck on him going "i just wonder what being ralsei-like even is...?" ralsei my dude there's so much i could say about this. do you feel like you can't be ralsei-like because you feel like you have to be asriel-like

-but also that makes no sense bc susie hasnt even mentioned ralsei looks like asriel. and i cant imagine asriel being so meek. so WHAT GIVES

-ralsei as kris’ “i wish i was a monster just like my bro and family and i’d look like asriel but with red horns [THE HALLOWEEN COSTUME] and my name would be something cool like ralsei instead of a boring human name like kris and im sweet and cute because thats how i act with asriel because ASRIEL MADE ME” theory because that would be cute.

-ASRIEL GOING TO THE CHURCH TO CONFESS HIS "SINS" WHEN "SINS" AREN'T A THING IN THE ANGEL BELIEF LIKE I KNOW THIS INTERACTION WAS TREATED AS A JOKE BUT WHAT THE FUCK ASRIEL?

-kris definitely has a connection with the big red door in the city, judging by what the kids say they probably went there... i feel like this place's dark world will be the Final Dungeon you KNOW some shit happened there. also the sounds you hear when you go there is the phone dark world call's sound slowed down? AND AFTER SNOWGRAVE APPARENTLY YOU CANT HEAR IT ANYMORE? HUWAH?

-speaking of songs the songs were all so good, My Castle Town rules, the berdly snowgrave music is stuck in my head, flashback is uwah wuahah, Until Next Time is so good, AND ALSO A FRIEND NOTICED THE DARK WORLD CITY THEME IS JUST tHE SONG 74 (MOST NOTICEABLE WITH THE SNOWGRAVE VERSION)?????? WHAT DOES IT MEAN????? it might be just "hey its just reuse" BUT MR FOX YOU KNOW WE'RE GONNA READ INTO THIS IS NOELLE THE ONE SINGING IDK BRO!!!!!!!!!!

-asgore dreemurr fired from the force what happun!!!!! game theory is that asgore is related to dess' death/disappearance but eh who knows

-you start the chapter at lvl2 and get to lvl3 after the final boss, a friend mentioned this is probably because we destroyed a world and im :0

-to go back to kris it's still so interesting to figure out who they are based on how they act/people mention them. like kris shaking the ferris wheel car? yeah makes sense i can imagine a pranking kid do this. kris' dance? yeah thats a little silly but i can buy it. doing cool anime poses? well i dunno this doesnt line up PERFECTLY but sure. BUT EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS IN SNOWGRAVE... especially >proceed like that is such a weird thing that i can't imagine them doing, but i can't completely see the "player" doing either (compare with going to sans -which kris doesnt know- and going "SANS!" because of course the player would know sans), like THATS one of the reasons i feel like there's someone else in there. the weird robotic merciless actions. if im going super meta it feels like there'd be someone else like writing the choices into existence for us to pick you know? gaster probably? god i need to read more gaster theories i completely sidestepped the gaster shit bc i wasnt interested. anyway just spitballing

-(looks at big shot guy) please dont make him the next tumblr guy i beg you

-obligatory "queen was great" mention if only because this part made me laugh a little bit too hard

that was a lot. thank you for letting me talk

[calehenituseappreciation]

Tommy thinking Sam Nook and Sam are two different people would lead to such funny senarios.

Especially if you apply this logic to everyone.

what if mexican dream and quackity are the same people and that was just him making fun of dream and making tommy laugh and tommy genuinely thinks dream killed mexican dream and that hes a different person

and when ranboo pretended to be killed by clarencio

he just doesnt realise

he thinks girl dream is someone else too

tubbo genuinely has a bunch of personalities and so he thinks theyre all different people (and also he doesnt realise theyre the same people a lot)

sam, in his normal voice: tommy do you have the- tommy, crying: what happened to sam nook?

sam proceeds to live as sam nook around tommy because he once tried to tell tommy sam nook isnt real and he started sobbing and so sam cant

sapnap, approaching sam on the site: hey sam can you do this for me? sam: su- tommy, running up: SAAAAAAM!? sam, in the sam nook voice: hello tommy! sapnap: wtf??? tommy: this is sam nook! :D have you met him? sapnap: what? thats just s- sam: shakes his head, behind tommy where he cant see sapnap: uhhhhh sam: takes out sword sapnap: h-hi sam nook! tommy: :D

sam is not the only person this happened to. 

tommy: technoblade???? techno, sneaking into l'manberg: uhhh techno, in a highpitched voice: no this is Clarencio tommy: the llama? techno, in high pitched voice: no the pig tommy: hmmm techno: sweats tommy: smiles brightly ok!!!! techno, under his breath: that worked??? tommy: wanna hang out with me? techno, in high piteched voice: i really need to go tommy: buttttttt :(

technoblade proceeds to have to pretend to be clarencio the pig and hang out with tommy all afternoon

phil, coming to check on techno: techno? techno, in a frilly pink dress, in a high pitched voice: hi tommy: phil!!!! have you met clarencio??? but not the llama!!! clarencio the pig!!! phil, holding back a laugh: is that so?

(defenitly happened before he got exiled, i refuse to change my mind)

everytime techno is caught he says hes clarencio (the pig) and tommy vouches for him each time and no one is able to bring themselves to tell him that clarencio (the pig) doesnt exist

sam nook, :handshake: clarencio the pic, :handshake:  mexican dream, (not girl dream) not being able to tell tommy their not real bc hed cry

IMAGINE IF TOMMY WAS GIVEN THE JOB OF LIKE BEING THE BORDER PEOPLE WHILE HE WAS WILBURS VICE BEFORE THE ELECTION AND PEOPLE WOULD JUST FAKE IDENTIES AND TOMMY WOULD JUST BELIVE EVERYONE

quackity: i demand to be allowed to join l'manberg! wilbur: ur american quackity: i shpould still be allowed! wilbur: just say your not, thats what everyone does quackity: what wilbur: just make a fake identity?? quackity: youre... the president???? wilbur: yeah and?? quackity: shouldnt you not be be endorsing that??? wilbur: i made tommy the border person. you think i care? quackity: sksksks quackity: still bad tho

the only one tommy never believes is dream, no matter what, he can just tell when someone is dream, like ya know those police dogs? the only reason he didnt realise girl dream was because girl dream is girl dream he thought it was just a dream thing

TOMMY THINKS BAD AND MONOCHROME BAD ARE TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE

monochrome bad: tommy tommy: whomst? bad: oh uh recolourfies tommy, screaming: WHAT THE FUCK

tommy doesnt have object permanence but for people

techno, while tommy is staying with him: leaves room tommy, crying: I had a big brother once, i dont remember him tho

phil leaves them and (while stabbing wilbur) tommy just doesnt realize its him until techno says "dad?"

quackity works at wendys and tommy goes there everyday but doesnt realise its quackity

tommy went there since the war ended

and at the time didnt realise tommy cant tell and so when he and tommy started a mafia and became friends he thought tommy knew who he was and tommy once suggested going to dennys and quackity is like 'oh my god' and tommy is like my friend works there!!! and then they go to the one quackity works at and quackity is like 'haha funny' and then tommy asks around and then turns to quackity sadly like "my friend isnt here today D:" and then quackity is like o h

tommy, towards sam, in sams house: sam!!!!!! sam, who was sleeping, in his normal voice: w-what? tommy: sam!!! :D sam: hey tommy yawns whyd you wake me up? tommy: sorry but i really needed to ask you a question!!! sam: did you want to ask me where sam nook is again? tommy: welll.. that too but!!! you should meet sam nook!!!! sam: what tommy: please please please sam: no go back what did you ask? tommy: you need to meet sam nook! i think you'd be friends!!! :D sam, internally: shit sam: uhhh i dont really think i should- tommy: pleaasee uses puppy eyes sam: sure sam, internally: why did i say yes????

sam then has to pretend to be sam and sam nook at the same time

tommy: you're gonna love sam nook sam!!!! sam: uhuh tommy: where is he? :( sam: uh maybe hes behind you tommy: turns around to look sam: runs to other side of tommy sam, in sam nook voice: hello tommy!!! tommy: sam nook! have you met sam??? hes right here!!! gestures to sam who has to run behind him again tommy: sam say hi!!! sam, panting, in normal voice: hi tommy: whyre you all out of breath and shit???

this,,, just continues for a while

quackity, watching this exchange, driunking juice: sucks to suck sam: you'd do the same quackity: no. mexican dream is dead lol tommy, only hearing the last part: cries i miss mexican dream quackity, feeling sad: uh- we can revive him maybe? tommy: wipes tears YEAH! sam, whispers to quackity: told you so quackity, hisses to sam : shut up

quackity then has to pretend to revive himself while running around also he has to steal another one of dreams masks

honestly in this au everyone would hear about what happened during exile and stab dream (while pretending to be other people because ig in this au tommy still thinks dream was once his friend and yeh)

tommy, after crying infront of sam nook and telling him what dream did to him: so.. sniffs do you have any more quests for me to do? sam nook: i have one more quest tommy, cheering up: what is it!! sam nook: for myself tommy, confused: what is it? sam nook, taking out a glock: homocide

insanebur: you want to know why no one listens to you tommy? tommy, pouting, on the verge of tears: What? insanebur, unable to finish, clutching his heart: your too cute

this is just au where tommy is baby huh

wilbur isnt mad schlatt exiled him- hes mad he exiled tommy

schlatt and dream are the only ones not affected by tommys baby vibes and thats their downfall

tommy just has to call everyone a nickname, once, and everyone is melted

niki and jack: tommy is the fault of all our probelms we should kill him puffy: he. bonk is bonk baby bonk niki and jack: look over at tommy tommy, with sam in the distance: cries to sam because he cant find sam nook niki and jack: okay... maybe we should be less... violent...

Sam rlly just went

sam: looks at tommyinnit sam: nothing bad will ever happen to this child ever again

huh?

I’ve named this au, au where hes baby ur honour

tommy: i had zero parents (who care) tommy, gestures to puffy and sam: NOW I HAVE TWOOOOOOO

insanebur: god i fucking hate everyone tommy: even me? insanebur: except you tommy

sam: I AM THE TOMMY GAURDIAN! GAURDIAN OF THE TOMMY! sam @ anyone who wants to hurt him: FUCK OFFF

tommy canoanically understands the animal crossing language

ranboo: i can speak enderman! tommy: well i can speak creeper

whenever tommy gets overwhelemed around sam he burys himself he asks sam to cover for him in creeper

okay thats enough of that