#oh damn-DKJF

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slaughtersinners replied to your post “✖ I'm already sad”

Oh my fucking god. Catch me crying in the club ��

[stellocchia]

hello, hello, its protege anon with some more random details that people can use for a protege au or anything else tbh.

i mentioned that blank is pretty quiet with practically everyone (near mute) but he actually talks a lot with henry. like henry the cow is the only living thing that probably hears blank/tommy's voice every day while blank is working under dream.

blank thinks ranboo is weird because there's SOMETHING up with him and ranboo but blank isn't sure what it is.

the community house never gets blown up as dream has no need to destroy it to frame tommy. instead it actually get built up into a tower that he uses as a base of operations. sort of; its not his main one. that's what the attachment vault is for.

blank's primary duties when he isn't following dream around is actually to protect the attachment vault. its part of the reason why he always goes back to it in all the ends... its like the one thing he can still do.

punz actually turns on dream because he knows there's something wrong with him and blank's friendship or whatever. its part of the reason he leads everyone to the attachment fault after dream is jailed.

tubbo and the other lmanburg members are actually fairly freaked out by blank because he's mute and just... follows dream's orders without question. tubbo actually gets angry about it and starts working on the butcher army more because he wants to take dream down because a) dream got tommy killed and b) he's not letting dream (and blank) kill the rest of his friends.

literally the only thing that would make blank turn on dream is if he tried to kill tubbo. oh he hurt tubbo? well that's okay because he can heal! but if he dies blank will be throwing hands.

the egg is still a thing! but it actually has less of an effect on the server because the badlands are too busy dealing with the fall out of dream and blank to give the egg much attention. uh oops?

uuuh in a sbi family dynamic au for this, tommy/blank would be partially conditioned by dream via preenings. months in exile without getting them and then being rewarded whenever he does exactly what dream wants can rlly screw with someone's head.

also because i am big loser, i like the idea that tommy is only related to philza even in a sbi fd is by being a clone. i like the clone au dkjf its funny AND sad. multifaceted.

sbi fd is prtty bad in this au because blank has gotten to the point that he despises phila on principle, will tolerate technoblade (who is either a brother or Weird Uncle) for dream, or slightly murderous in wilbur's case. you know, until wilbur gets revived and blank gets metaphorically slapped in the face with the fact that blank is currently worse off mentally than wilbur was when he died.

which is a Big Yikes.

... wilbur would actually not like dream at all. between his memories from ghostbur and the Very Real vision of tommy being twisted into blank, he's uh. not very willing to see dream as a hero. that's an all versions where he gets revived detail too.

(no i am not sad about canon crime boys, let me live /j /lh)

Protege Anon, don't worry, I'm sad about canon Crime Boys as well...

Also yeah, have Blank meet Wilbur and realize: "Damn, I'm in worst shape than that homeless rat? Therapy IS a good idea maybe..."

But yeah, I like all of this! Your AU is pretty cool!

[mingi-bubu]

Watch “Love O2O” with Me!

Episode 3

hiiii

we are back at it again with me screaming about my love for erxi and xiao nai

also entering a new player: my envy over the eyebrows of several characters

but im excited!!!

ok, i have my water, i have my m&ms, my phone is plugged it (again just bc it needed it) and the n*tflix is pulled up

as one of my favorite canucks on my canadian line would say, lezgeddit!

ok so we left off last time at yixiao naihe calling luwei weiwei to the cloud pavillion or w/e it was called bc he had the guy who called her a harlot there

and then a slow torture process began that both wei2 and nai kinda dipped out for bc studying and phone call respectively

whilst they were “asleep” in-game, three girls (i think theyre part of the wedding party for zhenshai if i remeber his name correctly and the situation but anyways) three girls showed up and started lowkey protesting against the treatment of mr harlot bc theyre part of his clan or are teammates or w/e

we enter this episode with wei2 “waking up” to talk to the girls

she really said keep steppin its not any of your business

damn naihe really said fuck y’all

oh damn naihe really said he’ll talke them on his own

adklsfalksdjfalksdjf mr harlot is named shixie and he really did just dip out to shower and came back to still being tied up and hacked at

THEY DID NOT JUST LEAVE HIM THERE TO BE TIED UP IM SCREAMING

she is so attracted to him right now i canot beieve

oh my god he is vicious i love him

naihe i know youre married but im proposing

ohmygod this is really cute i fuckgina

OH MY GOD

THATS SO CUTE I CANT FUCKGIN

UGH I WANT TO BE THEM

oh i was right OH MY GOD IS YAOYAO NANA???

FUCKING HUGE IF TRUE

also damn they really are going to go behind his back and do the film anyways huh

!!!! september!!!

oh um nana,,,,that dress is a little uhhh

see throught

i would die for september and i want y’all to know that

yiran i think is not so much the snake as nana is

NO OH MY GOD

YIRAN AND WEIWEI’S IN GAME EX ARE COUSINGS

IM SCREAMIGN

also i know that hes kinda a dick but hes a pretty one

nana is definitely into him

which gross

shaoxiang

that’s his hname

oh my god this is so awkward

....just because shes pretty and comes from a good family doesnt mean that hes going to like you

xiao nai is going to turn down yiran’s uncle’s offer isnt he

just bc ~drama~

did he really just miss that entire exchange

oh my god

nana is really doing the most

this scene acting is v awk

side note isnt september turnip man in the untamed?

i love that september is so dramatic im proposing to him

DRAG THEM YOU BEAUTIFYL KING

xiaoling your outfit

i am looking respectfully

oh

oh no

dont tell me

this is the same company that yiran’s uncle owns

also why cant they do a mix of both

yiran’s outfit except for the shoes is really cute

blease let her uncle know that nepotism is bad

i like his blazer

oh dear

oh ok shes his assistant not an intern

he really does give in too easily huh

her cousin’s dressed nicely tho

i like his fit

ma’am theyre just mugs

OOOOHHHH MY TWO BOYS ARE LOOKING FRESH AS FUCK

ugh the jeans

and the buttondown

im propoisgn

alksdjf;alsdkjfa;slkjfa;lsdkjf SEPTENMETER

HIS FACE IM FUCKING

september looks really nice rn

oh god the tea is gonna suck huh?

booooo i want drama

they really walked in and saw how everyone else is dressed and didnt think that they looked out of place

erxi isn’t straight

its basically canon bc im queer and i said so

i am getting skeevy vibes about this

but that’s fine

we’ll see what happens

dkldfjas;ldkfj septembere really just be sippin

i lvoe him

oof

damn

submarine fucking SUNK BABIE

i loVE SEPTERMS BAG HE IS A STYLE ICON

shoulders

SHOulDERS

l;aksdjf september baby now is not the time to be screaming

im on my knee to propose

to both of them

alskdfjals;dkjf sept babieeee

god hes so hot

that was such a ugh hot move im in lvoe

also

yiran needs better people around her that arent such greasy people

YAY

OK LETS SEE THIS ZHAO ERXI JIAYOU!!!!

oh dear

nevermind

this isnt going to end well for erxi and weiwei

oh dear poor erxi

oh no

oH NOOOO

oh my god

this isnt going to end well

yo erxi better tell wei2 that she used her handle

she did thats good

SEPTEMBERRRR

i love his dramatic ass nature

OH FUCK GOD I SIKLJJ;KAWENFOAENWF

THE WAY HIS FACE CHANGED

IM SCREAMIGN

SEPTERMBER KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS UP

B  I  T C H

A;KLDFJA;LKDJF

HAHAHAHAHA HES SO DRAMATIC IM PROPOSGIN

I LOVE THEM

OH SHIT WHAT UPPPP

UGH

IM SO EXCITED FOR WHEN THEY MEET IRL

xiaoling looks so cute hadfaklsjd

how do you forget you have tutoring

thats a lie i tutor during the semester i understand akjfdkls

oh god do i really have to deal with photo boy

ugh im sick of him

so the door lady really not gonna say anthing

DAMN THATS A NICE FUCKING PLACE

THIS KID IS FANTASTIC

OH MY GOD

I LOVE HIM

I WANT TO GIVE HIM ANYTHING HE WANTS

damn his office is decked the fuck out i love it

this kid is my new favorite character

he better stop looking at her like that i will *knife emoji*

juice is just as bad as soda

bitch did you think you were just going to walk around???

tt

thats a nice fucking kitchen

love that yakult helped sponsor this

xiaoyang you are my favorite guy in this sorry xiao nai and september

you are now second and third respectively

OH MY GOD

DRAG HIMMMMM

I LOVE HIM

FUCK THIS PHOTO BOY

I LOVE HTIS KIDDO

YAAAASSS WEIWEI IS A QUEEN

I LOVE HER AND XIAOYANG’S RELATIONSHIP

ahahhaahhahaah

i want to see this kid and chen youwei in a drama as siblings i think it’d be so cute

HE REALLY PICKED OUT XIAO NAI I-FUCKING-CONIC

I LVOE HIS MIND

photo boy deleted the post and apologized

i dont trust his trickass shady ass tho

but anyways that s besides the point

we are at the end of the episode!

i understand that these first episodes are to help really like..settle and show the characters

but they still managed to pack so much drama in it

and so many cute moments between wei2 and nai

well that’s all for this episode!

thank you for reading!!!

stay safe and stay healthy <333