#oh but Wenclair au

[i-choose-you-cyndaquil]

so I woke up today and chose violence

what if, during one of their many misadventures, wednesday and enid land themselves in a dire situation

like, wednesday and enid are hanging off a cliff just by a gnarled root desperately clutched in the Addams' hand

wednesday is trying with all her might to pull a severely injured enid and herself up, but her battle-worn body is too exhausted to do anything other than strain painfully. enid can sense her waning strength and says—

"let me go,"

"what?" the tired girl questioned with furrowed brows, unbelieving of the asinine request she just heard.

"wednesday, let me go." enid repeated firmly

shaking her head as much as she could, wednesday glared at the cliff's edge, so close but taunting in its distance. "cease your foolish requests, sinclair. I will not be entertaining them. Thing will be arriving shortly and—"

"it's okay," the wolf interrupted, loosening her grip.

immediately feeling the slackening hold, wednesday's eyes widened in panic as she attempted to grip the girl's hand tighter. "what are you doing?"

"you can't hold the both of us up much longer," enid reasoned with a sad smile, her palm sliding further out of wednesday's hand. "and someone needs to go stop them."

"no," wednesday denied vehemently, eyes burning. "don't do this. the others will be—"

"there's no time." barely holding on from the hook of wednesday's fingers, enid gave the goth girl one final wobbly smile. "it's going to be okay," she promised one final time.

using what little strength she had in her, enid kicked off the face of the cliff and out of the heiress' desperate grasp.

only briefly did wednesday watch her descent, unable to watch the woman she loved fall with a smile etched on her face.

turning back towards the cliff's face, wednesday closed her eyes as her ears picked up the faint sound of a thud. "damn you," she whispered angrily, stubborn tears slipping beneath her eyes. "damn you!" she repeated brokenly.

[superduper-writer]

when did wednesday die?

can't really say but this is kinda funny

bc

Enid's cool new pad is being haunted by a ghost that speaks and sorta looks like she popped outta the victorian era

Enid, the modern, technology loving not a werewolf who cannot spend more than five minutes away from her cell phone...

Wednesday, who is confused why this pest keeps giggling at its glowing box

[damnbrogirls]

i would read so much fanfic of this

She was a punk, she did ballet AU version A

[rachelsfav-queer]

Favorite AU PT. 2

(Part 1)

Wednesday: And this is my pet scorpion, his name is Nero. He’s my best friend and if anything ever happened to him, I would murder whoever hurt him, but not before ensuring that their final hours are the absolute most mind-numbingly horrific torture that any human mind could ever imagine. No, worse than that.

Enid: Wow… you have a pet scorpion? That’s kinda cool, but also really creepy. Which kinda fits, I guess, cause you’re pretty creepy too!

Wednesday: *blushing* Thank you. It’s almost time to take Nero on a walk. Do you want to join me?

Enid: Oh yeah! I’d love to, Willa!

*Five Minutes Later*

Wednesday: Nero loves the feeling of the scorching sidewalk beneath him. It reminds him of the burning pits of Hell.

Enid: *fascinated* Wow! That’s pretty cool! I don’t really like the heat, I’m already warm all the time so the heat just makes me uncomfy.

Enid: OH WAIT! I almost forgot, I needed to grab something for my mom! Hold on, Willa! I’ll be right back, it’s just down the road! Don’t go anywhere without me!

The young Addams obeys, and allows Nero to crawl around as far as his leash will allow. Suddenly, the sound of mocking laughter and the horrific smell of teenage boys appears from behind Wednesday.

Bully 1: YO FREAK! What you got there? Is that a fucking scorpion?

Bully 2: *scoffs* Of course it is. I’d expect nothing different from a sick fuck like Addams.

Wednesday: Are these childish insults meant to affect me? My younger brother could come up with more biting remarks, and he’s soft, weak-willed, and pudgy. I guess this is what you get from public education these days.

Bully 1: *growling* You know what? We were just gonna leave you alone, but I’ve changed my mind. Yo, grab the freak, I’ve got the scorpion.

Wednesday panics as she’s grabbed by the two larger boys grab each of her arms, holding her pinned as the first boy yanks the leash out of her hands. She has no idea what he’s about to do to her precious Nero, but none of them have time to find out as a loud scream erupts throughout the street.

Enid: LEAVE THEM ALONE!!

Suddenly, with blinding speed and stunning strength, Enid lands a devastating punch to the leader of the group, sending him flying a remarkable distance. The bizarre show of ferocity and strength terrifies the other two boys and they dash off, only barely remembering to grab their friend and leaving behind their bikes.

Enid: *picks up Nero, petting him gently* Oh my gosh, are you two okay? Willa, are you okay? Did they hurt you?

Wednesday: *gulps and blushes* You… you saved me. You saved Nero…

Enid: *smiles* Of course, silly! I wasn’t gonna let those jerks hurt my best friend! Or my best friend’s best friend! Really though, are you okay? You look… kinda red? I didn’t know you could have color on you? Are you sick?

Wednesday: You… have fangs… and claws.

Enid looks down at her hands, finally noticing her nails extended into sharp claws. She raises one hand up to her mouth and accidentally pokes her finger on her sharp fangs sticking out of her mouth.

Enid: Woah… I DIDN’T KNOW I COULD DO THAT!! THAT’S SO COOL!! I HAVE TO TELL MY MOM! SHE’S GONNA BE SO HAPPY!

Wednesday: *still blushing* Yes… they are very… cool.

(Day 9 of Wenclair-Tober, but not today’s actual prompt. Sorry, I just didn’t feel comfortable with today’s prompt, but I said before that I might do a part two of this prompt, so I figured I’d write that instead! Hope y’all enjoyed!)

[streamdotpng]

Remember my streamer Wednesday au? The one where Wenclair are oddly close, basically codependent and practically dating except there is no label?

Yeah no, they kiss

Like regularly

Why?

Well, it starts like this

Enid does it on a whim. She just got into her job in a bar and she's anxious: she's worries on how Wednesday will fare alone in the house, would it really be alright for Enid to leave? What if something happens, what if enid is too late

No no-

But then the smell of dark chocolate hits Enid and she sinks into the hold of Wednesday. Immediately she relaxes, calmed by the way her roomie rubs her fingers against the skin of her back, tracing scars with her cool hand.

"I'll be waiting," Wednesday murmurs, pressing her face into her werewolf's chest. "now go, don't embarrass us by being late."

Enid nods, hopping to her feet with a laugh. "ofcourse weds!" she chirps, pulling on her shoes and just as she turns the door, the blond shifts and leans forward to give a small bit of affection like they've always done

Except, Wednesday wasn't in position like always and so her lips brushes against hers in the softest of pecks

"bye bye Willa!" Enid calls, leaving the house with a wave and she feels revitalized as she walks down the road. Her shoulders feel free and for the longest time, Enid finally thinks that maybe there is no harm in leaving the den once in a while

Maybe her and Wednesday can go on a walk sometimes? That'd be nice

It isn't until she's deep in her shift does the wolf realize wtf she just did and she shoots to her phone in a panic

Wednesday's hourly check in text is still there, she mentions a simple "im alive, Enid" right on the dot and yet it doesn't bring the same relief as before. Well that's a lie, knowing that Wednesday is alive and well will always make enid happy but there is something else simmering in Enid's mind as she reads their texts

Oh gosh

Enid and Wednesday has kissed before, but not on the lips-

That's what boyfriend girlfriends do, It's what mates do! And last she knows they aren't that.

But it was nice, a part of her thinks and Enid can't find it in herself to disagree

Wednesday didn't mention it either and as the two pick up a convo on what Enid should cook as she gets home, the wolf doesn't know what to explain the bittersweet churn of relief and disappointment in her stomach

It's been hours now and when Enid unlocks the door, she tilts her head at the fast footsteps speeding right towards her.

Wednesday slides in, looking as unbothered as ever in her oversized clothes and before the wolf knows it, she's pulled down and into a kiss

It's soft, it's fast and it's absolutely the same way Enid did it when she left.

Wednesday is still holding onto the collar of enid's work uniform when she pulls back and there's a twinkle of satisfaction in her eyes, it's enough to let Enid sink and pull the girl into a hug

"welcome home," Wednesday says, as if she didn't just purposefully kissed her roommate

"I- I'm home," Enid murmurs, absolutely drowning in the comforting presence of the girl she loves

So now they have a routine, Enid gives a kiss to Wednesday when she leaves and Wednesday gives a kiss when Enid returns. The wolf thinks it's greetings and goodbyes

Wednesday knows it something else

[chromatophoria]

Pre-Wenclair in a toxic Enid AU.

Bianca: Addams, real talk—you need to stay the fuck away from Sinclair.

Wednesday: Considering that she and I are share a room, that would be an exercise in futility.

Bianca: Bitch, you know what I mean. I see how you’ve been looking at her. I’m telling you right now that it’s a bad idea.

Wednesday: What rapid-onset neurological disease are you suffering from to assume that I would ever debase myself with juvenile feelings of attraction—

Wednesday: —let alone harbor them for the technicolor train wreck that is my roommate?

Bianca: *eye roll* You keep telling yourself that. Look, Sinclair may seem all candy-coated funfetti on the outside, but on the inside?

Bianca: Inside, she is one-hundred percent industrial-grade toxic waste.

Wednesday: You can’t be serious.

Bianca: Deadly. We’re talking delusional levels of self-destructive compulsory heterosexuality—

Bianca: —along with what has got to be an Oedipus complex, which is why she gets off on your little homoerotic spats—

Bianca: —and a frankly disturbing tendency towards obsession that makes the movie Misery seem like a sterling example of a “harmless parasocial relationship”.

Bianca: That’s all on top of your standard low self-esteem and textbook abandonment issues, like crazy cherries on a psycho shit sundae.

Bianca: To put it in a way you might understand, Enid Sinclair is twenty circles of fucked up in a nine circle Hell.

Wednesday: And this concerns me how?

Bianca: Are you shitting me? That bitch is a bottomless blackhole. She will swallow any and all attention you give her and still need more.

Bianca: Sure, she’ll fuck you blind and brainless. She’ll even make you feel like the center of her goddamn universe. But then she’ll turn around and dump you for some dime-a-dozen dick, because she “can’t possibly be gay”.

Bianca: I’ve seen her do it, Addams. I don’t care how heartless you think you are, because in the end, she will find your heart and rip it right out of your goddamn chest, then eat the absolute shit out of it.

Bianca: *utterly serious* She will fucking RUIN you, Addams. Comprende?

Wednesday:

Bianca: 🤨

Wednesday: *squirms*

Bianca: 😐

Bianca: 😡

Bianca: Oh my fucking god! You’re turned on, aren’t you?

Wednesday: Preposterous. It is simply that even I am unable to fully suppress the sheer revulsion that your patently ludicrous scenario engenders.

Bianca: Bitch, you are actively touching yourself right now.

Wednesday:

Wednesday: You are mistaken. I am checking on my hidden arsenal.

Bianca: Uh huh. What hidden arsenal? Your two diamond-tipped throwing darts and a sopping wet cuntlass?

Wednesday: *glances down at her own wandering hands*

Wednesday:

Wednesday: Yes.

Bianca:

Bianca: *comes to the irrefutable conclusion that her rival is a high-functioning dumpster fire*

[miliamin1]

Bug's Ao3 fics Masterpost

miliamin on Ao3

all for Wednesday(TV 2022) fandom so far ship: Wednesday Addams/Enid Sinclair (wenclair) if the fic is discussed in a post it will be tagged with corresponding tag, also assume from the getgo that all my writing has jokes in it

Completed:

The Only Time Drinking Is Good For You - multichapter, post first season, mostly humor, first part of The Love and Arcane, #love potion volume one

The Wrong Reflections - multichapter, post first season, angst and humor, #doppelganger drama

Roses Have Thorns - one shot, post first season, humor, #spite

An Unwinnable Bet - one shot, alternative universe, humor, #band au

The matter of exclusive privileges - two shot, post first season, humor, #love potion the third

Oh what tangled webs we weave - one shot, alternative universe, humor, first part of Spiderman Au, #spiderman au

Christmas Eve(L) - multichapter, alternative universe, fluff and angst, #fake dating xmas au

Works In Progress:

The One Time Poison Is Good For You - multichapter, post first season, fluff and angst, second part of The Love and Arcane, #poison

The Way To A Girl's Heart - multichapter, post first season, angst and fluff, #steak tartare

Like A Record - multichapter, post first season, angst, #time loop

Stubborn, singleminded and obsessive - multichapter, alternative universe, fluff and angst, #mundane au

when first we practice to deceive - multichapter, alternative universe, angst and fluff, second part of Spiderman Au, #spiderman au

GF Any% Speedrun - multichapter, post first season, humor and fluff, #therapy strat Wild fics:

PR Liability Personified - multichapter, alternative universe, humor and angst, #celebrity au Status: shelved, on the back burner, might or might not be picked up later, not worked on currently

A Marriage That's Unlike Her Parents' - themed one shot compilation, post first season, humor, #marriage shenanigans,

Status: half shelved, worked on whenever the mood strikes me, shrodinger's continuity as it is technically sequel to The Way To Girl's Heart but for it to be series I need to finish that one and write another fic in between them so, maybe don't read it if you don't want mild spoilers -----

List is chronologically by last upload, and not by progress of next chapter being written (all WIPs are to a degree) or most probable to be updated next since that's unpredictable even to me unless I mention a possible deadline in a post, but if you really want one to be posted the soonest the anon asks are on, if you're nice about it maybe you'll manage to pressure me successfully I honestly idk if it will help or not so good luck

[tumblingxelian]

Wenclair - Fake Courting, Politics and Assassins Oh My!

This is just an outline of early chapters, I have not written anything yet, but needed to get this idea out of my head.

So to anyone interested in a story that seemingly starts as a standard fake dating post Season 1 story. Only reveal that is actually gonna get a helluva lot more complicated nd dangerous, here we go:

Prologue:

Post Crackstone but pre parents arrival, Wednesday is dreading an orb call with her parents cos of her injuries and the knowledge they will be smothering her soon. (Part of her is not bothered but she has her pride) So to distract herself and partially out of concern she asks why Enid seems stressed.

Cue the expected revelation that now Enid has not only transformed but shown she can do so without the full moon. (Something usually reserved for adult Werewolves) she expects her mother will try and force her into a relationship and is dreading the prospect of her Summer because of it.

So, Wednesday floats the idea of playing the role of Enid's paramour and potential mate cos of a myriad of reasons: Cares about Enid, is possessive, avoiding parents, low key paranoid about lots of things, thinks making Enid's mother miserable by being the worst daughter in law ever is funny ETC.

Enid is grateful but oddly concerned, both about Wednesday's injuries & touch aversion but also starts floating the idea that this might cause the Addams trouble with Wednesday's suitors.

A concern Wednesday dismisses as she has none and further dismisses when Enid wonders if she's really up for this challenge and if her family would be OK with her doing this, even if only for a while.

Cue a quickly call where Wednesday dances around the romance part a bit, but they seem fine with it. Promising to instead spend time hunting down and destroying every remnant of Crackstone.

So they are off.

Chapter 1:

Turns out most of the Lycan students are part of the West Coast Wolf Alliance which is nominally headed by the San Francisco Pack. (The SInclairs are basically the equivalent of peasants in this context) So there's a lot of Lycan, who know have no idea how to handle Enid, least of all her brothers, who are also low key awed and scared of Wednesday.

The eldest who picks them up is seemingly more chill but also seems a bit odd and is the one to reveal there will likely be celebrations when they return. Why?

Well because Wednesday, plus Enid and Bianca saved the entire student body, earning them a lot of respect in the Outcast community, they are now big deals.

Wednesday: Politics, how droll. Enid (Alarm bell starts ringing)

The airport has some more common stuff, Enid giving Wednesday some noise cancelling headphones. Revealing the coded system of jumper tugs to ask for and receive or deny different types of affection. (& Wednesday's own tap of "If you don't get me out of here I am going to start stabbing people." code)

Sleeping on the plane, plus microaggressions from the humans.

Chapter 2:

Finally arriving, lots of Lycan are picking up their kids including Esther who looks a lil different.

(https://www.tumblr.com/barblaz-arts/720970746332102656/the-balcony-talk-pokemon-au-edition-just-imagine)

& rather than being put off by Wednesday being rude is more like, "I am glad my daughter found a mate with fangs, come, you two will ride with me."

Enid (The Alarm bells are getting louder)

We get some history on the migration of Outcasts to the "New World", alliances with fellow Outcasts and even indigenous rebel groups & grudging treaties with human governments.

Also revealed as they arrive at the mountain regions signed over in part to the Lycan Alliance, is that many of them adopt partially or even fully transformed states. Esther included.

Enid revealing they only present as fully human outside their territories cos even slightly too big fangs or nails can warrant arrest or assault or death by police.

Due to her injuries, Wednesday still needs sleep and gets a space in the Sinclair compound, specifically Enid's room with Esther none too subtly encouraging them to share a bed before inviting Enid to show off her new form and hunt.

Wednesday sticks around long enough to see Enid is larger than all but the biggest adult Werewolves and is pleased before heading to sleep.

Chapter 3:

This one is a bit more vague, but Wednesday wakes up, is generally treated well, low key given access to certain magical lore and tools by an elder sage and promised more as Enid's mate.

Enid (Alarm bells are now screaming in her head as she walks in on this.)

There's talk of the Pack Elders holding a celebration to honor the pair, some more politics and whisperings about Blood Moon and training ETC. But Enid seems subtly desperate to get Wednesday away from everyone.

Again Esther is fine with it, encouraging it even, which gives Enid the time to get Wednesday far from her family (& the Dire Wolves they & others raise and sell as guard dogs) to have a 'tour' together while most recover from the night before or prep for the celebration.

This is where the more traditional "Fake dating" wheels come off.

Enid basically ends up asking Wednesday how much she knows about Lycan politics and then Outcasts politics in general.

Wednesday: I don't make a habit of repeating myself. Enid, I find politics droll. Enid (The alarm is now broken)

Cos yeah, turns out that while the Outcast communities are very united, (Motivated by mutual defense pacts against humans) they are held together by factional and familial alliances, traded favors and marriages too.

The Addams are no exceptions, Gomez was obliged to marry Morticia's sister but fell for her and cos the families were chill the engagement shuffled.

Now, Morticia and Gomez were never going to force her to marry someone, but there's lots of steps and deals and concessions made to ensure arrangements are broke respectfully, which Wednesday has very much not done.

Wednesday isn't stupid, its just that she does not study subjects she finds dull. So she's a master fencer, botanist, chemist, ETC, but she has no idea who the fuck the President is or who her family is aligned with. Morticia and Gomez planned to tell her when she was more open to accepting their advice so things could be handled smoothly. This, was not smooth.

What Wednesday has done is basically flip off every prospective suitor, turn her back on every familial alliance and has thus also blatantly advertised herself as being super invested in the San Francisco Pack.

A Pack who really wants the heroes of Nevermore with them and also a Seer on their side, as it would elevate their status, give them powerful members and more.

Not everyone is mercenary about it but it is an undercurrent to why they are so OK with Wednesday's attitude, she's way too valuable to chase off due to rudeness.

Also some Lycan who were going to get big positions now fear their position and want to knock Enid down a peg so she'd have to be their guards, rather than a political figure in her own right.

So yeah, Wednesday accidentally stuck her foot in a massive political cluster fuck and trying to extricate herself too quickly will only make it worse.

Enid assumed Wednesday knew all this stuff though did allude to it earlier. So yeah, things just got a lot more complicated, especially as they are in a spotlight post Nevermore as well.

Made worse by many "Monster Hunters" wanting to take action and avenge the Crackstones/finish the job. Especially by targeting the Seer who felled him and to cull the Blood Moon Werewolf before she grows too powerful.

Conclusion:

Sooo yeah, that's the premise but also as far as I have gotten with the outline XD

For anyone confused on Esther, she is very much in favor of Wenclair for her own political ambitions (Once ruined by her youthful indiscretions) Meanwhile Wednesday and Enid are navigating a political minefield and also falling in love, with assassins on their tails.

Thanks for reading!

[pix-senpai]

So! Here's the thing!

The thing! Remember the thing? The Enid ghost!AU!!

So, Enid is a ghost who lost her memories and doesn't know why when or where she died. Noone can see her but Wednesday so she ask her for help, of course Wednesday wants nothing to do with the colorful ghost but THEN she will discover that her death is a total mystery and ooooh boy Wednesday does love mysteries. So the journey begins!

Guys, is a wenclair. We will have wenclair. It will be slowburn it will have mystery and drama and angst and hell I hate Esther Sinclair... Give it a chance please?

Oh and English is not my main language so... Be patient with me? Oh and here's the Spanish version. (like... The Spanish one is the original...)

[usiel21]

Me writing the Wenclair LOTR AU Chapter 19:

(Cackling) Oh i love putting them through pain! Lmao

[lokidoctorpugs-wenclair-brainrot]

Streamer AU part 2

News outlet: Wednesday Addams is a new streamer who has gained popularity for playing really violent games and being satanic and part of the alphabet mafia, we will dive more into her problematic behavior after this message

WA*: see chat all these I have to deal with.

Chat: lol

NO: we are pulling up her stream now...wait is she watching us...

WA*: (looking straight at the camera) Hail Satan you dumb ass fucking bitches, THERE IS NO GOD!!!! The world will burn and all will be heathens to the great elder gods

NO: jeddjdchfh get off get off quickly

WA*: you can't escape me you dumb motherfuckers , I will always find a way I place a curse soon the you dumb fucks

NO: what's taking so long

The person in charge of editing and clicking off the stream:

WA*: Oh what ur guy ain't there haha, I'm about to make that everyone's problem

(clicks on Doom Eternal)

NO: O.O💧

WA*: Hail Satan

NO: shuts down in a panic

WA*: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Chat:

End part 2

So yeah this was really fun to create sorry I am a day late I think kinda just passed my mind lol

I can't guarantee part 3 any time soon but do y'all wanna part 3 it would probably have a more heavy Wenclair focus

[diudiudiu]

I know it’s been a long while bog and I hope you are doing well!! Health wise and such. I just wanted you to know how deeply I enjoy your work. I wanted to ask a question! What do you think a wenclair Harry Potter AU would look like? I’ve seen a few around AO3 but I’ve always wondered what yours would look like? If you have any thoughts 🤣🥰

ty for your wishes 🫶

tbh i don't know a great lot about harry potter, at least not canonically lol i watched a few of the films when they came out but i never really got into the books. the only reason i know a bit about the world is because i used to read hp fanfics and searched up stuff on the wiki to know what they mean lmao

off the top of my head with what i remember, there's a few ideas that come to mind. i've never read any wenclair hp aus so i dunno how similar they are to what's out there, but here's my brain dump anyway.

there's a few general things around the world and characters:

wednesday is prob ravenclaw or slytherin and enid is prob gryffindor or hugglepuff 🤷‍♀️ (pls dont come at me if this doesn't sound right to you, i never fully understood the housing characteristics ☠️)

larissa is ofc the headmaster

marilyn is the herbology professor

it'd be fun if pugsley is also at hogwarts, so we can see wednesday's protective side over him as well as him bonding with enid

thing is wednesday's pet/familiar - either as his normal hand form or like re-characterised as an owl or cat idk

with enid, she could either be the least magical one in her fam so there's the complex where she doesn't feel good enough and wednesday eventually makes her feel better yada yada OR in reverse, maybe she's from a muggle family so then she's distanced from her fam OR she's a squib so then the au would have to exist somewhere in the magical world outside of hogwarts lol

with wednesday, she can either hate hogwarts (similar to the show where she didn't want to go and because of her issues with morticia) or she can be indifferent and just be chilling

then there's also a few specific plot ideas:

Hogwarts AU

i'm trying to think of student/student aus but nothing jumps out to me besides enid as a quidditch star and wednesday as the head girl and they clash or something

maybe tyler is head boy and ajax is also a quidditch star for his house for some het drama idk

Teacher AU

what might be interesting with older wenclair is a teacher au where wednesday teaches DADA and enid teaches muggle studies or is the flying instructor idk

then their students ship them or something and try to play matchmaker

or if it's a one shot, maybe they're in a secret relationship and no one guesses they're together until the end

Azkaban AU

maybe another interesting idea is if wednesday is a prisoner in azkaban and enid is an auror

i always hesitate with wenclair being in law enforcement in general (because acab) but if its an au, then we can pretend discrimination does not exist 😌

then maybe enid is looking into a case and she needs to question wednesday for stuff, but realises that wednesday was framed so she tries to find the truth or whatever to help free her

or enid could accidentally let wednesday out (maybe wednesday manages to take her wand or whatever) so enid has to chase her and it'll be like a crime drama/killing eve situation, but with a big fat happy lesbian ending instead 🙄

or a goofier plot could be enid accidentally lets wednesday out and she tries to take her back, but it's not so serious and wednesday just easily escapes her time and time again in funny ways. like, enid can be trying to think strategically about where wednesday must be hiding after her escape, but then she simply bumps into wednesday just casually looking at books in a bookshop in hogsmeade, with no attempt to actually hide from enid because she's chill

Arranged Marriage/Slave AU

oh boy, for a more toxic plot (i'm sure this must already exist) maybe something like how it's after the war and they're on opposite sides and the death eaters won

wednesday's a death eater, enid's in the order of the phoenix, and then enid gets gifted to wednesday as a slave/wife or whatever 🌚

either it's someone's cruel idea to gift to wednesday, or there's some kind of arranged marriage system in place to match purebloods together so more purebloods can be created because of all the racism etc idk

Enemies to Lovers AU

for a more fun, reversed plot, maybe something like wednesday is the equivalent of voldemort and enid is the equivalent of hp so then they're enemies to lovers

but like, without the age gap lol (or with the age gap if that floats your boat) and also like...without the beginning bit of trying to kill the chosen one as a baby because that'd be a bit of a weird start lol

but this sounds like a real fun one because enid, yoko and divina could be the golden trio

anyway oops, it somehow turned into a brainstorming session/dump and now you prob see why i end up with so many wips 😆 but to come back from the derailing and to answer your original q about what my au would look like - i would prob pick the enemies to lovers one to write cos it sounds quite interesting

and i'm gonna stop here now because i just remembered the my immortal fanfic with dumbledore flying in on his broom with avril lavigne written on his robe and i have to go read it again 🤣

thanks for the ask though, this was a fun one to think about!

[i-like-anything-water]

Oh man, that fainting scene was PERFECT!! If my questions ever get to be a bother, don't hesitate to let me know; I'm just excited to find another Chloenette fan, and your thoughts are amazing to me. What do you think of these ideas?

AU where Marinette finds the Butterfly and basically becomes an anarchist passing out powers and is convinced she's the hero, Chloe gets the Ladybug and is struggling not to crack under the pressure of being a hero and unknowingly becoming a good person.

AU where the only change to canon is that, at the start of Origins, Chloe and Marinette are dating... but Chloe's the exact same brat she is in canon. The two are genuinely in love, but tend to feed each other's bad habits; for a dash of irony, Adrien and Marinette end up rivals due to Adrien's concerns that Marinette is enabling Chloe, and Marinette thinks Adrien is trying to get between her and Chloe.

Pure, fluffy Crack Chloenette where Chloe goes full Karen and channels her inner Audrey at a fast food restaurant when they screw up Marinette's order. Everyone is afraid, except for Marinette, who is just reminded why she loves this girl.

Like, again, I hope I'm not being a bother, and if I ever get to be, please let me know.

sup

no not all. i actually enjoying answering asks about my ships hjsizjajskskw. thank you, I try my best to make my thoughts coherent.

first one, I'm guessing this is aged up or when they're adults. young Marinette doesn't seem like the type to do that let alone have resources and time for that. Marinette one her twenties just trying to help people while also juggling life and its challenges. she thinks she's doing everyone a favor but with power comes consequences and humans have always had greed. so sometimes it does more annoyances than helping.

Chloe is always on the spotlight, especially now that she's prepared to take over their business. she's still young , around 24-27, but her family is anything but unprepared. becoming ladybug at age 20 was the biggest shock of her life and biggest blessing. if Tikki wasn't here she would have already lost her mind and said 'fuck it, all of you suck' and became her mother 2.0

there's drama, there's sexual tension and 'oh god she's my enemy I shouldn't be blushing like a teenager!' they get paired up in work together in their civilian forms and sparks fly (literally lmao). but they can't. because how could they when they still had someone to capture? someone to keep an eye on and capture? how can they think of each other when they should be thinking of someone else (which is still them lmao silly lesbians).

second one reminds me of that one wenclair fic I read where they're not even remotely good but god their romance was epic and lovely. Marinette is actually the more dominant and initiative in their relationship but she's so much better at hiding it. It thrills Chloe whenever they go on their dates and escapades where they beat up people they don't like (which in their defense are mostly sexist, pedo, homophobes etc.) after obtaining their miraculous. i have to do a bit of Kwami swap and have the ladybug, bee and cat on the same tier. still ladybug and queen bee though and they're a trio.

Adrien is just worried for his friend but he wasn't there when Chloe had no one, when Marinette was cornered, when Chloe had beaten up a guy that was way too close, when Marinette had talked Audrey shit in the face after Chloe's 13 bday. He wasn't there, so of course he didn't understand. It doesn't stop him though. He tries to reach out to his childhood friend only to be stopped with a glare from Marinette. He glares back.

"I think he's interested in you," there's a pout to her voice and Chloe smiles. She reaches a hand to brush the hair that's fallen on Marinette's face, cupping her cheek, "Nonsense. He only sees me as a friend. My best guess is he's worried I'm corrupting you."

Amusement flashes into the girl's eyes, "You? But you're an absolute angel, my love."

Chloe snorts as Marinette wraps an arm around her, "Screw you."

"Gladly."

this one could be connected to the second one in terms of their relationship. Marinette is kind and shy and still a bit clumsy, but she's also more confident with her love and doesn't have much inhibitions whenever she wants to know something or gets things done. Especially when it's for Chloe.

She watches in amusement as Chloe chews them out, garnering eyes from anyone inside the store. She should stop her girlfriend, tell her it was only a mistake. But her girlfriend is so damn attractive right now and it fills her with butterflies that Chloe would make sure she was pampered even at the smallest of things.

She does the same of course. She wouldn't hesitate to manipulate or blackmail anyone that comes too close to her liking. So far Adrien hasn't crossed the line, but the idea of toying with him crossed her mind. She wouldn't do it because Chloe is his friend and she doesn't want Chloe upset at her.

After they're done in the restaurant she pulls her girlfriend to the side, smirking at the blushing blonde. "You looked absolutely beautiful there, mon amour."

And that's all. I've been thinking about slightly darker/grey Marinette in my fics but I have yet to find the perfect formula on how to execute her. She's fun though, I like playing with her obsessive characteristics. Also, it's never a bother to me regarding asks about my ships or anything in particular long as it's respectful when asked. Thank you for the asks! Lovely aus indeed.

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Unhinged Wenclair AU

(Warning: Light mentions of torture) (Inspired by this post)

Enid: Okay, Willa! I've got your tote-ture bag! I can't wait to see this creep get what he deserves!

Wednesday: Thank you, mi loba. Such a good puppy, fetching my bag for me. You see this? This is how true love manifests itself. Doing things for the one you love, not harassing random women on the street. It seems tonight you've managed to be very unlucky indeed. You tried to flirt with a taken Addams woman, one mated with a werewolf no less. Undoubtedly the stupidest idea you've ever had in your entire life.

Wednesday: *turning to Enid* Mi amor, would you like to do the honors and break his fingers to begin? I think you've earned the right to start the torture tonight, mon cherie.

Enid: *gasps* Wednesday! That’s French! You know how it affects me so! *grabs Wednesday’s arm and begins kissing it ferociously*

Wednesday: *rolls her eyes affectionately* Enid! As much as I appreciate the adoration and affection, we still have a victim we need to torture. Here, take this hammer and begin, mi amor.

Enid: *sheepish* Oh right! Sorry, querida. Right, let’s begin!

End?

(Sorry this was rushed lol. I’m just so obsessed with unhinged wenclair so I had to write this really quick.)

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what exactly did each of them do in that time apart in streamer enid? what prompted it and how did they decide that its time to return to each other?

Oh you must be pretty new then

I've mentioned it before at the peak of the interest of this au, but here's a quick recap

During their nevermore years, wenclair went through a lot of shit together. Like, life and death type of shit. In fear of being codependent and having an unhealthy relationship after their last year of nevermore, enid tells wednesday to pursue her dreams

In reality, enid was scared

Knowing that enid means well, wednesday agrees and goes back to her family and starts fully focusing on writing. After some time, wednesday not only published her books but also ended up as an actress. Using the ability to act as a character to fully understand how a person feels in an attempt to better herself

Enid meanwhile is pretty squeamish and has a bad relationship with gore and blood due to the shit they went through in nevermore so during her free time, she decided to get into streaming horror games in an attempt to get over it plus dabbling in a few trade work

As the years passed and the two slowly reconnected, enid with her werewolf genetics decided to try and apply as either a stunt double or extras in wednesday's movies

It's a pretty unconventional start but it works out

It's when wednesday publishes her final book (lowkey her autobiography of what happened during the nevermore years) that she finally moves in with enid

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not being able to say this being one of the main reasons i got too fed up with shadowban and made a new account to be able to say this: your art of wenclair soccer au has been living rentfree in my mind for the past few months since ive seen it for the first time on twitter, wednesday going crazy cause she wants to be punted by enid's shots, amazing, i wanna write a one shot about it so much

also the way you draw wednesday's intense eyes is the best thing ever, i keep being in aw how good it is, magnifique etc

Awww man thank you so much!! I'm sorry I got to this so late but I really appreciate this ask!!

TBH like Wednesday saw Enid annihilate that ball and send it to space and said "Oh shit me too??" and that's such a mood I too love women's soccer

Thank you so much! I love Wednesday's eyes! I think Jenna Ortega has super expressive eyes and she uses them a lot with Wednesday to convey what she's feeling without having to even say anything so I try to do something similar whenever I draw her

also I think it's just fun to draw Wednesday eyes only no mouth only EMOTION