#oh and venom

[communistkenobi]

oh come the fuck on doctor sleep was directed by Mike Flanagan??

[qvert]

Refuge at the Firelight Hideout

[skltart]

their version of having a cuddle

[teaboot]

Acab applies to security guards too.

Okay, so there's two basic kinds of security: public and private

Public security is for government employees like police

Private security is stuff like security guards, bodyguards, and bouncers

As a security guard, you need to pass different licensing exams for different privileges. Someone who might handcuff people needs a license to carry handcuffs- someone who might need to carry a weapon needs a license for that weapon.

I passed my BST exam something like five years ago and stopped there, so I am allowed to carry: A radio

And as private security, again, there are two basic kinds: in-house and contract

Contract security means a company or a person or a location like a park can pay my boss' boss money to send powerless scarecrows in uniforms to walk around and provide what is called "visible presence"

which is, essentially, a life-size cardboard cutout of a guy wearing the classic Spirit Halloween costume, "Black Slacks Law Professional" in size L

So if the entire chain of authority, from a toddler at the mall food court all the way up to whoever happens to have access to the majority of the planet's nukes at this time, you should know that someone like me currently ranks somewhere very slightly above Janitor, but still definitely below Cinnabon Assistant Manager

Which means that if I chose to go rogue and use my powers for evil TOMORROW, I would maybe manage to punch a Cinnabon employee and shoplift half a dozen chocolate bars from the gift shop before I am fired and in jail being sued off my ass with my licenses revoked for life, unable to leave the country or apply for a job at Walmart with my new shiny criminal record

Security guards and mall cops ain't police. We're dressed like police so you don't try and do something illegal in the area, but the vast majority of us can't actually do anything.

Calm down

[daisymels]

whatever man

[icarusredwings]

No one:

Logan coming home to find some sad pathetic stinky man on his couch: Excuse me. I was the first sad pathetic man here. Get off my bed.

Eddie: NO!

Logan: No!??

Eddie: I-i mean- Yes? No- sorry I- he's really hungry- Yes I know you want tater tots youll get them now behave! No were not- Ugh! Sorry- sorry...

Logan:.... your wade's friend....arn't you..

Wade, coming out of the kitchen with a hot pan: Ive got-!

Venom: TATER TOTS!!

Logan, who just witnessed a head come out of said man and devoured the entire pan: 👁👄👁

Al: What? What just happened!?

Logan: ..... I have no clue..

Wade: Hey!! >:( excuse me! Pan?

Venom: *pukes up the pan*

Wade: Good booyy! *pats him* Hungry little guy aren't you?

Venom: I will eat your legs and arms and head

Logan: *growls* What!?

Eddie: No you will not!

Wade: *giggles* I don't suggest it. I probably taste terrible.

Al: Don't put him in your mouth baby, you don't know where hes been.

Venom: Eddie, we like that lady

[copperpipes]

Same shit, different flavors.

[hemlock-dreams]

Positively FERAL about your inmate!Peter AU. I love me a good Spideypool story, but with there being a ton of buff Wade taking care of burnt out smol Peter (don't get me wrong, I love those too) seeing a buff Peter positively RAILING Wade is very refreshing (and HOT)! I also adore the entire lore verse you've come up with for it!!! Chewing on all the old art until there's more, and thank you for allowing us a view into your brilliant mind with your art!!!

Thank you so much! I too am a big fan of bottom!Wade and l take my duty of folding him like a pool chair very seriously.

I really appreciate the kind words and am so happy to know that I'm not the only one who wants to see Spiderman break this man's spine!!!

So I offer to you the aftermath of Wade getting caught after a violent chase :)

[st-hedge]

I hate to say this but I find them very amusing

[sapphic-and-stupid]

I just. There’s something to be said here about Eddie having Venom ride along with his every thought, every moment of his life, for the past year. Even when he gets angry and yell and tells Venom that he wishes Venom wasn’t around… when he wakes up (Multiple Times in the Movie!!) his first action is reaching out to Venom. God the transition from movie 2, Eddie “I don’t need you, YOU need ME” to movie 3 “But I need him.” Eddie tried so hard to be his own person and he is!! He is a whole human being of course but his life is so much better with Venom in it - not as a symbiote or as part of this crime fighting duo. But as his buddy! As his friend as his constant companion. Eddie and Venom, two losers who finally find belonging in each other. And now? And now Eddie is alone again

[tyconix]

what if... peter and the symbiote were buddy's tho

they're funky little guys that DO NOT overstep each others boundaries and will definitely live long happy, regular lives. Also I live for the symbiote DESPISING peters girlfriends. that is they're man thank you---

[french-toast-enjoyer]

SO.

I'm overthinking again.

but like. Eddie in a dress shirt here. it's one of the only times we see him in anything other than the t-shirt shorts combo.

And it's obviously part of his tux.

does

Does this mean we go straight from Vegas fluff to final showdown angst.

sony. sony answer my calls. sony

[sorrowfulwill]

why do I exist

[cletus-kasadys-gay-boy]

If they don't explain Symbrock like this, they ain't a real one fr fr

I love how I can draw and do this omfg.

[beeswearpants]

venom and mrs Chen gently nodding to each other💔💔

[disheveledtranquility]

"Big. Mistake."