#oh and they all take these meetings very seriously...matt is practically out for renees blood
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aftg au where everything is the same except they have weekly meetings where they do the dance moms pyramid so coach can tell them just how exactly each of them screwed up that week
#'and this week at the top of the pyramid we have renee' *removes paper to reveal renees picture that nicky superglued to the board because#it never changes*#points are given for good behavior and performances in practices and meetings and games#points are taken for starting fights and bad press interviews and bickering in meetings and giving coach a headache for whatever reason and#passive aggressively making your teammates chase the ball all the way down the court when surely it wouldve been easier to just pass it#it takes them forty minutes to get through the pyramid every single week because as soon as coach removes a picture the victim will jump in#with an explanation to defend themselves because 'coach yOu dOnT kNoW tHe wHoLE sTorY' and if another fox was involved they'll get into the#whole thing all over again#the pyramid is irregularly shaped tho cause there's an extra square at the very bottom in its own row and if you land in THAT youre in hot#water for doing something really bad (ex telling a ref to fuck himself and getting yourself suspended for three games) and you have to do#extra laps at practice...as many as coach desires (neil more than frequently inhabits this spot but its always with an excellent story)#also the pyramid itself is a monstrosity because theyre all school ID pics (except allison managed to replace hers with a professional#headshot somehow) and most of the foxes hate pictures like that so they look pissed off and it just really adds to the whole experience#also coach cant tell the twins apart in their pictures (not his fault..theyre both aaron) so he just randomly picks a pic and then points t#to the respective twin during the meeting#oh and they all take these meetings very seriously...matt is practically out for renees blood#matt boyd#kevin day#renee walker#dan wilds#neil josten#allison reynolds#nicky hemmick#andrew minyard#aaron minyard#david wymack#aftg#all for the game#the foxhole court#mine aftg
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