#oh and it's entirely silent

[spaciebabie]

I love playing lethal company b/c there are some moments that actually scare me and I love being scared. I think they should implement a beast that only lives in the pitch black parts of the map and it's a barely defined sillouette of a vaguely human like organism that has unblinking bloodshot eyes and pearly white human teeth that it smiles at you with

[ghost-proofbaby]

can y'all please come into my humble abode and imagine something with me i don't yet have the wits to write a full fledged fic out of (yet)?

so, everyone knows how when you get a tattoo, part of the healing process is the itchy phase, right? and for obvious reasons, you can't scratch it. favored method, in my experience and fellow tatted friends, is to just give it a good old slap.

perfect. so now, with this in mind, can you imagine having gotten a large hip/ass piece, and how mortifying it would be to smack your own ass to soothe that itch? and it's just plain painful. you want your new ink to heal properly - it's gorgeous and you put a lot of time, pain, and money into that damn thing - but it just sucks.

enter best friend eddie.

he loves your new ink. thinks it's fucking sick. nearly creamed his damn pants when he found out you were doing a hip/ass tatt (because how can he ask to see it without being weird? how can he react to that without being weird when he's spent the last several years with the world's most pathetic crush on you?) at first, it's fine. you show him the tattoo in a totally friendly, totally platonic way. he hypes you up, he calls you 'the most metal person he knows'. flourishes you with all the compliments and looks at you with starry eyes out of sheer awe at the way he's managed to snag a person into his life who is just so. damn. cool.

but the days pass by, that new ink begins to heal, and it fucking itches.

when you first proposition him, you're even more embarrassed than he is. stumbling over all your words, the request coming out contorted every wrong way. you don't want to make things weird, but is it really that weird for a friend to help a friend? it is really that weird to ask your best friend to smack your tattoo to help with that itch you can't even really properly reach?

it's just friends helping friends.

and that's the mantra you both repeat to yourselves - as you request the embarrassing favor of him, as he agrees almost too eagerly, as you find yourself face-planted in your bed wondering how deeply you can bury down your shame as he tries to make jokes to make it all a bit less awkward.

it's just friends helping friends, until eddie's hand lands down on your ass with a resounding smack, and that first little whimper escapes your lips.

[i-like-books-and-women]

I feel like Ruben got the silent treatment a lot as a kid. Like he'd push the boundary a little too much as small children do and then get shut out for ages.

[dollya-robinprotector]

More than half of August had passed and I still have so fucking much to do breathe breathe

[maladaptive-ninja-returns]

I love my mother.

It is Sunday. That means I am home at my parents already feeling the monday blues coming around 4 pm. Mum calls me and rubs oils and what all concoctions in my scalp that would help with my hairfall.

I ask her, “Mother, is there shampoo available for my hairwash.”

She replied, “Why, of course, child. There is XYZ brand present in the house.”

I remember seeing the XYZ brand in the bathroom just this morning. “Great!” I announce and watch as she goes to the kitchen for her kitchenly duties.

And I go to the bathroom and turn on the shower to bathe myself and then my hair and retire for the night as soon as I possibly can.

“Well, that is weird,” I question myself internally as I pump the shampoo out from the XYZ bottle, and it comes out with the consistency quite similar to water, “it does not seem to lather up!”

I go for another round, wondering if it was the greasiness of my hair that did not let the shampoo do its job the first time. But it is the same. No lathery results the third time either.

I dry myself and my hair with the towel, wear my night suit and walk to with an air of sarcasm, “why don’t we simply replace shampoo with water, mother. Clearly there is a lack of right here in our bathroom.”

My mother shouts. But I cannot make do of the words coming out of her mouth.

“WHY DID YOU NOT WAIT FOR ME?! WHY DID YOU GO BATHE WITHOUT MY SIGNAL, YOU INSOLENT BRAT!! WHAT MADE YOU THINK YOU COULD POSSIBLY WASH ANY PART OF YOUR BODY WITHOUT CONSULTING ME FIRST!!!”

What? What is this hilarity, mother? I simply did what I do every Sunday I am home?? What requires these crass words and fumes coming out of your head, mother????

An hour passes by and she comes to sit by my bedside, conversing about the preparations for my farewell to work tomorrow when she slowly murmers, “…and you better go wash your hair again, given what sins you’ve committed today.”

I am confused.

My brother- who sits beside me- however, is not.

“Mother-” his voice is laced with suspicion- “what exactly was in that XYZ bottle?”

Mother takes a good moment.

“Bathroom disinfectant.”

[heartcircus]

one of my fav streams of s6 so far has been seeing gay joker stalk spepticle and threaten him.. its so intriguing to me i love gay joker

[aggressionbread]

Me and my bf's con haul, as well as a few prints!

[sovonight]

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[serenanymph]

how well would your ocs do against a cockroach tag game

rules: yeah that's it. that's the tag. idk if anyone has done this before but rate your ocs by how well they'd do against a cockroach.

gonna be a lil annoying and tag a biiiiit more people sorry lol. no pressure to join in tho!!! and anyone else who wants to can hop in. @lyssa-ink @reneesbooks @macabremoons @space-writes @squarebracket-trick @scribbling-stardust @toribookworm22 @lorenfinch @sapphos-scientist @e-klair @arctic-oceans @sidhewrites @loopyhoopywrites @hallwriteblr @talesofsorrowandofruin @cream-and-tea

(anyway the rest is under the cut bcuz I have a LOT of characters so I'm gonna go a bit insane. Pulling from Beast as always)

Crys: - doesn't bat an eyelash, kills it easily - merciless, 10/10

Icarus: - a lil startled, will jump if it flies at him, but manages to catch it and set it free outside - 8/10. this boi is too good for this world

Rhyme: - begins by trying to smash it to a pulp - rapidly gets more and more irritated when she keeps on missing - finally lets out a primal scream of rage and fireballs it - 6/10 because she nearly burns down the house

Sol: - lets out an undignified squeak - leaves the room - if it flies at him he's sprinting out of there - 3/10

Dahlia - rolls up a newspaper and whacks it a few times?? like a normal person??? - 9/10

Beatriz: - faints - poor bbg can't handle the terror - 0/10 - alternatively shoots her feathers and skillfully punts it out the window - so overall actually 5/10

Honorary mentions

Iri and Yuan: - incoherent screeching - KILL IT KILL IT WITH FIRE - both trying to get behind the other - so many feathers embedded in the floor. so many - Iri scales up Yuan's back and stays there on his shoulders like an overgrown squirrel - 0/10

Jorge and Jordan - they catch it - and store it with their dozen other cockroaches used to prank people - 10/10, but I'm docking points for the malicious intent

[jadeoru]

So…we all talk about kissing Sakusa’s moles- but…what about him kissing your scars and marks???

Just a thought <3

-love bakery anon 🍪

do you want me dead

[ribcagebonemeal]

very scared and anxious about hanging out with my friends today, not because of how antisocial I am. No. I'm scared of yapping my ass off about the beatles..

[soupsailor]

just finished playing half life

what

[gibbearish]

the thing with autism right. is i know if i was having a full mental health crisis what i would end up doing is going to the emergency room and being like "hello, my name is (x) birthday (y), um i was hoping to talk to you about potential mental health inpatient care? i'm currently having a mental health crisis and don't think i can be trusted on my own" like if there's one thing i can be sure will live on in me no matter how hard the brainworms try. is my fucking customer service voice

[this-doesnt-endd]

okay i lost all ability to pay attention to my homework time to get buzzed and watch lost highway

[trans-leek-cookie]

watching the Kirby anime subbed. The Kirby Right Back At Ya is obviously Iconic, thanks to the theme song, Dedede, and Meta Knight, but I do enjoy the way the original is more relaxed. It's in general quieter (plus the Kirby music is just always pleasant), and it's not as hammy. KRBAY is a nice "turn your brain off" nostalgia show, while the original is more Soothing I'd say? But also it makes Meta Knight even funnier bc he brings a sort of. Genuinely unhinged energy. Like Dedede is obviously a Kids Show Villain (and a lot less obnoxious lol, his accent & jokes are some of the few things that make him tolerable in the dub. Would love a more down-to-earth Dedede w that accent) but Meta Knight is just out here on the "child endangerment builds character" grind

[thecruellestmonth]

#'cain made me perfect' perfection is so much a part of who cass thinks she was MADE to be. undergirding all of those initial 25 issues is

#the association of perfection with death. she cannot be a 'perfect killer' because she will never kill again. so this time she will be #perfect for a year and then die. because perfection is now tied with death for her

#also in terms of cass being asian surrounded by white people calling her perfect #the way this arc is such a PERFECT (pun not intended) deconstruction of the model minority myth #what are the effects on mental health of making an asian girl think she's perfect?? very bad it turns out

#i wish people who made cass perfect in fanon would really understand the context of her perfection in canon #its never supposed to be a good thing!! it's always in service of someone else!!! (tags by @casscainmainly)

I've noticed a word that gets thrown around in regards to Cass in Batgirl 2000 is "perfect." It's how Bruce and Cain both see her, what Babs calls her and what Cass would literally die to be the moment she wasn't. There's something heartbreaking about it. How she's defined by her perceived perfection to the point where she'd rather have a year of being perfect instead of a lifetime of not.

Then, when fanon casts her as perfect (albeit in a different way) all I can think is of how she never really escapes that. Perfection looms over her even now.