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[xxplastic-cubexx]

2025

[bardistraee]

dragon's dogma ii (avraham 3/∞)

[danmeichael]

hey not a fetish anon here like those other weirdos. heres one for you, ahem. what is sy and sj's respective favorite game at an arcade and how often is yqy carpooling them there?

the fact that you went out of your way to assert that this isn't fetish-related immediately makes me more suspicious that this is a fetish thing

sj can obviously drive himself because he'd absolutely hate to be truly reliant on anyone, but since they're presumably on good terms he might ask yqy to chauffeur so his pet service top can feel useful.

i honestly am not sure what sj's favorite game at an arcade would be, partly because i've never been to an arcade and don't have a good idea of what all goes on, and partly because sj is just so suited to universes where you can kill things recreationally that i'm not sure playing pacman would be enough for him.

two player games have the appeal of competition so i think he would maybe enjoy playing air hockey or the fighting games with sy (or yqy, if he joins in). the rush of obliterating a rival would be the only thing at the arcade for him. i think he would be exceptionally good at crane games, because the crane machine would be scared of him.

sy is the right kind of insane to be really into maimai or ddr-style games if he has the energy/mobility for it. he's one of those people who grabs the bar.

otherwise i think he'd probably enjoy other less physically intensive timing or strategy-based games as opposed to anything based on luck. votes are out on if he'd actually be good at it or not.

i think yqy is also a ddr guy because an addiction to dancepad games is the closest thing you can get to whatever xuan su does to him. also the gapmoe of extremely tall handsome guy in a full suit doing his little dancepad shit.

[thatscarletflycatcher]

One of the biggest problems of writing that Frasier post is that the logic of 90s comedies is not real life logic. It's not just that you can just pick which exaggerated thing to believe more (and sometimes you need to outright pick between two mutually excluding canon facts), but also the degree to which you believe anything. Which is fun for theorizing but also terrible for theorizing because to argue one way or another you need to create the fiction that the coherent narrative you are pointing out has value of truth in a universe where the value of truth is the rule of funny.

[squishyliger]

still so deeply shaken by the fact that people genuinely think shattered memories is the best western silent hill game.

it’s not that I think they’re idiots or anything I just think they’re probably like… so deeply wrong & confused about a lot of things in their lives.

like… is this even your right series? david cage is right there, guys. you can go play his games right now.

[naggingatlas]

you have to forgive me for posting mostly abt characters that are men (in canon) as a bisexual woman. i am obsessed w lots of #girl characters but like 80% of them are kids and teens or if theyre grown theyre comic relief. and my brain feeds off two things: tragedy and horniness. so posting about jevil and hob it is.

[theonyxpath]

On this day in 2020 we took you to the Festering Fields — a region overrun by undead — as part of Vigil Watch for Scarred Lands! Vigil Watch is NOW available in a collected pdf and POD through our partners at DriveThruRPG https://drivethrurpg.com/product/348192/Vigil-Watch-Collected-Volume-5e-OGL?affiliate_id=13&src=OPPTumblr

[enquiringangel]

Hey Lost Boys fandom, did you know Dirty Dancing was released in 1987?

:-)

Not saying Paul and Marko would recreate that last dance scene for shits and giggles while high or anything…but they would.

[games-franco]

Abducted - solo/co-op story telling TTRPG

👽🛸

Since the start of the year, I’ve been developing a simple story telling TTRPG about a human being abruptly abducted by extraterrestials.

The game mechanism revolves around drawing cards from a standard deck of playing cards and resorting to tables with prompts depending on what you pulled.

Play throughs could have you facing off against hostile or inquisitive extraterrestials, discovering flora or fauna that’s stored on their ship, and even coming across weapons or alien artifacts on board.

Whether you wish to cooperate with the aliens or plot an escape is completely up to you.

I’ve included rules for co-op play that encourages 1 player acting as the human, and 1 player acting as the extraterrestials.

I’ve commissioned a pixel artist to render the game cover, and I couldn’t be more please with their results 👾

(WIP pics below)

I can’t wait to share with you all the final product :)

I’m planning to upload it to itch.io for free, so stay tuned!

[bugpoasting]

johnmike is soooooo funny you dont get it it really is comedy

[berrymeter]

chat. i think i need to replay dragon age

[zmediaoutlet]

Let's say Dog!Dean stayed that way for like a week after Dog Dean Afternoon.

Number 12

12. Ultimate fantasy?

DOG!DEAN: Oh man. Like, perfect day? So we wake up and Sam makes me like a huge breakfast. I'm talking major. Bacon, eggs, sausage. No green stuff. Yuck. Then we go on a super long walk and I get to check out the whole neighborhood, see who's around, see if anyone needs to be watched out for -- I mean the bunker's pretty safe but this is my turf, you know? Smells kind of cool too. Never noticed how much stuff there is to smell around here! So, then we get home, and Sam wants me to take a shower, which isn't great but he's there the whole time and I get to kind of splash around in the shower room. Then he dries me off and we go back to bed so he can watch whatever boring documentary he's gonna watch and he rubs my belly. Did you know how great it is to have someone pet your belly? It's awesome. Even more awesome is waking up and he's still petting it. Best nap EVER.

[maxime-is-back]

I just read the free quickstart for Candela Obscura, Critical Role’s publishing company next game release, wich is based on their new Illuminated Worlds system (??) I have drifted off of Critical Role for about two years and never looked back (for many reasons) but I still inevitably hear CR news through twitter TTRPG circles and  I heard that they had hired an all-start team of game designers to work on new roleplaying games (hey had not published roleplaying games so far) Among others, Stras Acimovic (Band of Blades, Scum and Villainy...) and Spenser Starke (Kids on Brooms, Alice is Missing (❤️)...) were hired, so they really had my attention. They’ve just released the free quickstart guide for the rules along with a tutorial video presented by Spenser Starke himself. As expected from such a team of designers, the game looks really good! It is a game of occult investigation / cosmic horror which isn’t really my thing, but I’m excited to see what else they do with this system, although it’s hard to tell what is part of the Illuminated Worlds framework and what is specifically part of Candela Obscura. (I’m not gonna explain the system, the how to play video covers it perfectly. It’s not revolutionary but it’s very lite yet satisfying, and compared to d&d it feels like a first step into the 21st century for CR) Look, I now have a really hard time with CR and their gaming style so I probably won’t watch much of their actual play but I’m really excited for their fanbase to maybe look into different things, and for great game designers to get access to a larger audience

[martianmuckraker]

Under a Hostile Sun

Under a Hostile Sun is a new tabletop RPG where your enemy isn’t the monsters – it’s the very environment itself. The galaxy recently had a great upheaval.  Now many, seeking to escape corrupt local governors and war-ravished worlds, are desperately taking to space exploration.  It’s a hope for a better life.  But at a cost.  The planets explored will include environments not easily inhabitable…

[theheadlessgroom]

https://www.tumblr.com/beatingheart-bride/713272404010582016/beatingheart-bride-theheadlessgroom

@beatingheart-bride

“Clearly, Gracey and Ghast haven’t spent more than five minutes with her...” Randall grumbled irritably, massaging his temple in a vain effort to ward off the stress headache coming on: La Constance wasn’t much in terms of being a grand singer nor actress, and yet she still somehow managed to con people into believing she was a sweet and lovely woman, and not a temperamental shrew. Even when people saw her throwing her temper tantrum (as the managers had that first day they arrived), they still somehow overlooked the signs she was a rotten handful...

He sighed again, temper still bubbling just below the surface. The managers, were someone to ask them about this completely sound business move (the sarcasm was practically dripping from this line of thought as it crossed his mind), would likely say it was for insurance purposes. Perhaps they believed Emily’s success was a one-off, a lucky fluke, and that she wouldn’t have the ability to sustain a career-she was a little shake-up for the opera house, but the status quo had to be reinstated. The people, they figured, would want Constance, and not a fresh face, no matter how good Emily was-better than the diva, that was for sure. And although he liked to hope that the public would speak with their wallets and refuse to see the show unless Emily was reinstated in her proper role, something told him the box office wouldn’t take much damage if they did...

“Please, Emily, don’t give up,” Randall urged, turning back to face her with solemn eyes. “This is not the end of your career-far from it. You will take the spotlight again.”

I’ll make sure of it, he swore silently, as he very gingerly took Emily’s hand once again, gently patting it in an effort to comfort her. I will make this right, Emily. You won’t have to stay silent for long...

[anxiouscervidae]

@mallowdragon