#ofsubstandardparts

[dimensionalspades]

@of-substandard-parts said: ‘So, I found this disturbing and rather grotesque object, and I was wondering, is it yours?’ the android asked, the deliberate development of a mischievous lopsided grin animated his features as he held a threadbare stuffed teddy bear by its leg, precariously dangling it over the bustling Promenade below. ‘Or should I deliver it to the “lost property office?” Mhm? What say you, wonderboy?’ — Some Lore shenanigans from @of-substandard-parts for Julian! >:)

. "Lore!" His tone is sharp for once. Whatever his kindnesses for Lore's antics stopped at the threat to such a precious object. How he'd gotten ahold of it, Julian didn't know, and right now that was less important than trying to make sure the rather delicate stuffed bear didn't get plunged into the crowd below.

. "Please just give him back." He could see where some of those old threadbare stitches were pulling at the worn fabric. He grit his teeth, trying not to give Lore too much entertainment with his worry, but it was hard when it was Kukalaka. "If you really want to take him to the lost property office, you're free to do so." Odo would return the bear within an hour if he did- at least he'd be in kinder hands. Julian didn't actually know if Lore intended to harm the bear, but taking the chance that he wasn't kidding seemed too big of a leap right now.

[dimensionalspades]

@of-substandard-parts said: that's not a very good joke. ⸺ For Julian, from @of-substandard-parts! :3

- eeaao || accepting -

. He swatted the air at Lore dismissively, exhaling dramatically.

. "I've been giving you all my best jokes!" He exclaimed, finally spreading his arms to the sides as if to emphasize this clearly important dilemma of getting the android to find his comedy at least entertaining. Once.

. "You don't like puns, knock knock jokes, traditional setup and delivery, different languages- there has to be a joke you find funny, and I'm going to find it."