#officially graduated from the never broken a bone club π
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BROAKE MY FUCKING TOE
#officially graduated from the never broken a bone club π#oh god dude Iβm so dumb#went outside in the middle of the night to see what dog was barking at#took a big ass flashlight because dark out#determined he was barking at the imaginary demons again#go back in#set flashlight on kitchen counter#miss the edge of the counter#fucking throw the flashlight down onto my big fucking elephant looking ass toe#I can be heard shrieking in C sharp two blocks away#toe backwards and purple and covered in blood#I can not walk on it without screaming#everyone knows Iβm a fucking pussy now#luneβs thoughts
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