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My candy love new gen episode 8 blink twice if you’re being held hostage
#haha jokes over now were is the real ep?#such a…. weird episode wtf#why are they all acting like 10 year olds giggling and making jokes about a grown ass men’s activities that concern literally no one in this#office?? like hello#I am halfway through and why is Amanda literally the only sensible person here everyone is being so weird about this tf#it’s serving weirdo behavior spying on your coworker naked ngl#what is this writing why so….. 🙃#mcl new gen#mcl#my candy love new gen
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dumb tma fic idea: when michael becomes the distortion it's still technically bound to the eye because his contract never ended with the institute/the eye. and he has to come in like once a week to do paperwork or he'll feel ill
#bro imagine#elias: oh michael can you organise these folders pls? thanks#*an hour later*#michael: here's your paperwork :) *sets it down on the table and it clips into the fucking underground tunnels* whoopsies. okay bye#idk i find the concept of it being extremely angry about having to do mundane office work very funny#the interactions with gertrude omg....#first week would be awkward as hell like#michael: hello gertrude :)#gertrude#who did not anticipate this:...hello michael#passive aggressively taking statements#michael: hi welcome to the magnus institute- omg hi i haven't seen you in ages! ! ! how are you! ! !#his latest victim that somehow managed to get out: What The Fuck#tma michael#tma#michael tma#michael#michael distortion#michael the distortion#tma the distortion#the distortion#idk i may be the only one who finds this funny.... idk
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If nothing else Koenma is a Kuwabara stan and I'm right there with him o7 (I need to write the kuwameshi fic that goes with this fr)
#maybe one day i'll write that au i have sitting in my head#ever since the comment he made about making kuwa spirit detective instead ive been thinking about it#like...what if yusuke is still recruited same as canon but like#kuwa was already spirit detective? doing assignments for the guys upstairs and all#and they made yusuke help him after his resurrection instead of going solo#and it's hilarious because they still have the ''rivalry'' set in place so it's like#now i gotta be coworkers with this guy i was in a fist fight with last week?#yusuke is like you can't be serious you want me to fight DEMONS with the guy who cant even beat ME? lmaooo okay#kuwa would be more in tune with his powers atp in this au and super offended like hello#why would i use my reiki on a FELLOW HUMAN CHILD you DICK i can hold my own on my assignments just fine#but he's actually really excited to be able to spend time with yusuke doing something besides getting his ass handed to him#they're both genkai's students (she's endlessly annoyed but they grow on her)#i just think it'd be fun cos like#it'd be harder to exclude kazuma from shit if he's literally been involved in this shit before he even met#kurama and hiei#kuwabara isn't really told about yusuke's resurrection so things go mostly the same up til he's brought back#they're both called to koenma's office and it's the spiderman pointing meme 💀#it's koenma's first time seeing kuwa in person as he usually just sends assignments with botan#yusuke has already seen him cos of the resurrection arc#and koenma is SUCH a fanboy ''kuwabara it's such a pleasure. you know you're my best worker 🥺''#''um urameshi am i seeing things or is that a fuckin baby'' yusuke will NOT stop laughing#it fucks koenma up so bad he makes sure he's in his adult form when he's around kuwa next#cos he wants to be the respected boss but also guy that you can chill with!! he's so cringe#okay yeah i need to write this it's such a fun concept#kuwameshi#yu yu hakusho#kuwabara kazuma#yusuke urameshi#koenma
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AUEGH
#ruby rose#rwby#obligatory tiny distressed ruby#my art#HELLO I HAVE OFFICALLY FINISHED YET AGAIN ANOTHER ONE OF MY SEMESTERS#and holy shit it was the most awful by far#i felt like absolute shit the entire sem and was behind in literally all of my classes#it was so shit that i actually skipped a class because of the stress of being behind on work. which i had never done before.#i am a criminal now lmao i feel so bad#also a little mad at myself because i know i could've done better. i've been doing the bare minimum and cutting corners#which was very noticeable lol#im gonna actually split my upcoming semester this time my ass and health cannot do this anymore#BUT ANYWAY I FINISHED MY SEMESTER RAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#COUGHS OUT BLOOD AND SINKS BACK INTO EARTH'S CORE AND EVAPORATES#IM DONE!!!#also my eyes are really red now for some reason#probably from the lack of sleep or the long hours staring at my bloody laptop idk#probably both#yeah i should go sleep now lol bye#ranting in the tags because i don't know how to talk like a normal person lmao#sorry if you read all this nonsense jkdhkfsdhfkhd#but i should be more active around here again!
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percy hating himself for wanting to blow up at grover is so funny. i think he should’ve blown up. i think he should get to blow up at everyone without consequence. this man has to deal with so much shit from the mythical world like monthly while he’s trying to live a normal life but the narrative keeps going “nope theres no point at getting mad actually.” he would not have taken the “they dont wanna take in a big 3 kid” thing lying down because fuck knows hes almost died for cj and new rome to keep existing at all. i think he shouldve stormed the nru admissions office and remorselessly threatened them at waterpoint until they admitted him. original series percy wouldnt have thought twice about it because original series percy never got anywhere by being nice and rational.
#wottg spoilers#like this dude snuck onto TWO. TWO!!!! quests he wasnt invited on#and youre gonna tell me hes gonna let a college admissions office stop him??? hello???????#ijbol!
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#i know i get mistaken for a man/woman on a daily basis but i'm genuinely fascinated by the little old lady#who comes into my office semi-regularly and thinks i'm two different people i.e. a brother and a sister#because i pretty much dress the same all the time#like. ok the colour of my shirt/pants change and i cycle through different masks but otherwise. literally the same#i'm fascinated i would like to know what sign she gets from me that convinces her i'm the brother or the sister#her: “oh hello i haven't seen you in a while! it's been your sister 😄” me: “😀??”
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been rewatching the x files with friends and uh. i remembered those iconic photoshoots
hello
#first post on a blog i had for#like. a year#oops#hello mutuals :^)#everyone should watch txf btw its very good#mob psycho 100#mp100#reigen arataka#tome kurata#serizawa katsuya#i like my serirei like i like my msr:#ghostbusters office romance and five years of mutual pining#my art
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People get so shocked whenever they find out about the wildehopps age gap as if that isn’t what makes it so hot
#i’m just saying#like hello??? have we forgotten about college professor x student AUs??👀👀👀👀#the possibilities people👀👀👀👀👀👀#(I’d like to clarify for those who don’t know that Judy is 24 lol she is not a child by any means)#she wouldn’t be an officer if she was#zootopia#wildehopps#age g@p#judy hopps#nick wilde#lady luxo rambles
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because i finally watched the mysterious lotus casebook episode of hello saturday, i wonder if it’s been pointed out that the cantonese song they sang in the episode is about a man who meets the person of his dreams one night and immediately decides to follow them home, wanting to shield them from the cold night wind, and then in the end decides that he wants to protect them for the rest of his life. the song is called “護花使者” — “protector of the flower”.
whoever on that production team picked that song most definitely ships fanghua and it made my entire day.
#mysterious lotus casebook#like it’s a pretty famous song but i can’t help but think they picked it on purpose#i’ve had it stuck in my head since i watched it#i’m in the office today and have been bopping to it on repeat for the last hour#my ramblings#hello saturday#is the og song about a prostitute? 🤷♀️
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If this has been done then I'm sorry for beating a dead horse. Or a dead. Assless twink.
#bbc ghosts#thomas thorne#mathew baynton#mat baynton#Six idiots#horrible histories#bbc ghosts memes#NO BUT SERIOUSLY WHY IS EVERYONE SO MEAN TO HIM!!!1!1!1#Like i get it tho but his fatal flaw was essentially just being cringe and dumb and annoying and socially inept#The officer didnt HAVE to shoot. The arbiter COULDVE called out that he was taking more than 10 paces#But no the officer shot bc he didnt think much of Thomas's life to begin with he was laughing at him. He Dont Care Him#And apart from Isabelle who was genuinely distressed and forced away nobody stayed bc they just saw him as some loser#He wasnt worth staying for!!1! I wont hold the other ghosts as accountable bc theyre all to some extent AWFUL to each other#But he shouldn't have had to pay for being cringe and stupid with his LIFE hello#Anyway Thomas Thorne Autistic. Thats where all the cringe and dumb comes from. Source just trust me bro
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I'm looking for some local photography contests to get inspired and also maybe win 50€ and they are all so funny
#''hi this is the INTERNATIONAL photography contest for our small town lost in the spanish countryside.#you have to submit the photos online and then come by the town hall and give them to the old lady in the tourism office''#like hello?????#the other possibility is that they ask 50€ to submit them
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tag watches supernatural update: hey yall halfway through season 8 rn, so far i think it might be my favorite season. i think my favorite episode ever is probably hunteri heroici, the one with the cartoons, that was super funny. larp and the real girl was also super good i liked that one. only issue that i’m having with this season is every episode cas is not in, i complain that he isn’t there (i am in love with multiple character from this show). anyways no complaints yet except i wish they kept wearing glasses like the one episode where they had to kill a hellhound cus that was super cool they looked super hot i was very onboard with that 👍👍👍.
#also i was looking ahead at some episode and no way cas fucking dies two episode before the finale like bro????#yea let’s have the fan favorite character confess his love and be offically gay then kill him off next episode like hello??????#season 16 better come out like the rumors said and it better fix this shit cus i ain’t even seen it yet but wtf#tag watches supernatural#supernatural#dean winchester#sam winchester#the winchester brothers#castiel
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police, banks, legal actors: never ever ever pay demands sent to you by text or phone. signed invoices only. get receipts.
collection companies: if we send a text with a sum and a bank number but no other information, people will surely pay
#this has only happened to me twice but it pisses me off so much#listen guys i would love to pay you i hate having outstanding costs but for the fucking love of god#make a slight effort to not look *exactly* like the other 25 scam messages i got this week#if i had a nickel#for every text i get warning that my 'payment' is 'overdue' please send 200 dollars to 'this number' from a sender that looks#vaguely like a bank#from an automated or stock phone number#i could probably retire soon#brought to you by someone who had to contact a vendor this week going hey hi hello why the fuck have i gotten a debt notice#and they said#we sent you an sms#and if i hadnt lived 8hrs from their office#i would have shown up at their front desk#and strangled them to death with my bare hands.
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It's been ages since I've drawn the beastie
#murderer??? no officer thats my friend that lives down the street#my art#bob velseb#bob velseb spooky month#also *waves* hello to my moots who like this guy :3 made this specifically for you#blood tw
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can we stop for a moment to talk about. timkin and vika's being matched. like?? we know for a fact a talentless and talented person cannot be matched. and yet they were officially matched. and everyone was just?? fine with that?? just "oh yeah this match the system explicitly does not allow to happen just 'happened' we'll accept that and just quietly gossip about it and move on"
did the council just. not investigate a literal impossibility in their matchmaking system indicative of corruption/malfunction and let it slide--especially knowing how they treated Behnam and Esha when his fiddling came out. everyone just let it slide no one was like hey that's literally impossible straight up either the system glitched or you have to have done something sketchy. HOW did timkin and vika get away with it why does NO one say or do anything about it aside from speculation as if its just a rumor when it's literally fundamentally impossible within their system and also very illegal to mess with
#kotlc#lose my mind every time I think about#'rumor has it they knew someone at the matchmaking office who tweaked things for them...'#FUCKING DUH!!#maybe that wasn't exactly what happened#but like#not that I agree with the system but like. WHY aren't the people in the story who /do/ believe in the system DOING ANYTHING#they just let that go???#timkin and vika are fundamentally unmatchable#if they got matched either: someone's being shady or the system had an error#either one warrants attention!#and NO ONE did anything??#hello???#i cannot be the only one losing my mind here
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so has anyone written Tom Ludlow OR Jack Traven x Reader based on Playing Dangerous by Lana Del Rey?
bc if not, I feel like I should take one for the team and write it 🫡
#everybody knows that im a good girl officer#LIKE HELLO?#personal#tom ludlow#jack traven#speed#street kings#keanu reeves
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