#off it | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

buckingham-ashtray · 5 months ago

Text

The Two Deaths of John Watson

- A BBC Sherlock Fanart by Starry

595 notes · View notes

51631 · 5 months ago

Text

Substance.

#mine #me #henny #off it

2 notes · View notes

kvothes · 2 months ago

Text

so true

#turned off reblogs bc my activity page is in shambles. i will turn them on again later #also if you’re here reading these tags: this post is about supernatural #angel of thursday #i am not going to let covid stop me from posting a thursday chapter as usual #mine

111K notes · View notes

lrndvs · 3 months ago

Text

compliments from girls go hard

#comic #the girly girls are girling girling #this one popped off on twitter and there are SOOOO many wonderful positive comments about shared experiences omg #anyway lmao this happened at a friends birthday and we spent so long trying to find out who this was #all i remembered was “petite/shorter than me / nice hair / one could define her style as ”pinterest coquette“ lmao

120K notes · View notes

ashwantsafreepalestine · 2 months ago

Text

To all my American friends, the time is now.

Please, execute a BOMBARDMENT. Call your representatives!

#free palestine #gaza genocide #palestine genocide #free gaza #palestine #gaza strip #israel #gaza #am yisrael chai #hands off lebanon #lebanon

58K notes · View notes

blueskittlesart · 4 months ago

Text

i’ve started babysitting for a VERY christian family which is great because they pay me a lot of money but as someone who was raised almost completely agnostic it’s kind of insane. the 2 year old keeps asking me to read her stories from the bible. (why are we reading david and goliath to a 2 year old????) the 5 year old told me today that he was going to bring his legos to heaven with him. he also has repeatedly told me that the lego spaceships he builds are stronger than jesus. (not sure what to say to that. do i deny it??? are things allowed to be stronger than jesus??) had to stop myself mid sentence today because i almost told them im not going to heaven which would DEFINITELY have caused several meltdowns. they’re also both completely fascinated by my nose ring

#i also had to tell them no today because mom said no tv and they DESPERATELY wanted to watch a 4-dvd set of recorded sermons #religious children are terrifying. i do get sundays off tho so #personal

61K notes · View notes

andhumanslovedstories · 27 days ago

Text

look I'm not gonna pretend I know anything about electronics, but sometimes a plug is so big it blocks another socket, and I'm always like "who the fuck do you think you are"

#b.#my laptop charger SURE i respect that #weird lamp off the internet? know your place

40K notes · View notes

great-and-small · 2 months ago

Text

I was walking on a rather remote beach when I came upon this Whip eel drying up in the sun. These are intertidal eels that can actually handle themselves out of water for a bit, but it’s not normal for them to be fully exposed in direct sunlight like this. The tide was at least six hours from coming in and I felt like this eel was in distress, so I made the decision to dig him out and return to the ocean. His body was too delicate to be simply pulled from the hole without injury, so I got to digging.

This endeavor took about 40 minutes as the eel was quite long and difficult to excavate. Also had to continually refill my temporary eel pond to keep him from drying out entirely while I worked.

If you are an eel aficionado like myself, please enjoy this silly little video of the relocation process set to some jaunty royalty-free disco music.

#had to put this to music because my pants of exertion while digging intercut with noises of distress would be very off putting #whip eel #eels

46K notes · View notes

petrowriting · 6 months ago

Text

this year while we all celebrate pride month and celebrate ourselves as well as those who came before us and paved the way for us to do so, we must also think of those in gaza, queer or not, who live every day under a brutal occupation and don’t have that same privilege. happy pride, and may we see a free palestine in this lifetime.

#free palestine #palestine #pride month #pride #gaza #lgbt #lgbtqia #zionists get the FUCK off this post. nobody fucking wants you here.

90K notes · View notes

atompalace-official · 2 months ago

Text

….well, she’s got the spirit!

36K notes · View notes

scretladyspider · 10 months ago

Text

“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.

#mental health #lgbtqia #queer #text #adhd #capitalism #side hustle #fuck off

139K notes · View notes

rainbow-taishi · 2 months ago

Text

Filipino Isekai

#cioccolatodorima #my drawings #anime #drawing #parody #shitpost #anime style #fake anime screenshot #isekai #filipino #philippines #based off a convo between my cousins and I haha

54K notes · View notes

triviallytrue · 4 months ago

Text

Last name politicians

Trump

DeSantis

Haley

Biden

Warren

Klobuchar

First name politicians

Kamala

Bernie

Pete

Hillary

Jeb

#just going off recent primaries #politics

47K notes · View notes

piosplayhouse · 7 months ago

Text

Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

#Trans people sound off if you got 'the evil penis'...

72K notes · View notes

river--ghost · 5 days ago

Text