#ofc it's on official documents so Munakata alone totally knows

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Saruhiko and Misaki accidentally getting married

Imagine this happens while they’re in Homra and they’re too embarrassed to tell anyone so all throughout the remainder of the series they’re actually married and no one knows except them (and possibly Munakata somehow, because he’s Like That). Like they’re handling some issue for Homra and they were sent to just observe a certain place but Yata gets antsy and thinks they should just bust in. Fushimi doesn’t really care either way but he’s bored and wants to go home so he shrugs and says they might as well get closer. He tells Yata to act natural and follow his lead, Yata complains and Fushimi clicks his tongue like if you want to screw up the mission then fine go by yourself. Yata huffs but he’s like fine, he trusts Fushimi’s plans. They enter the building and someone asks if they’re here for ‘the event,’ Yata stutters but Fushimi just nods coolly and says of course they are. The guy looks at them both and is like ‘Together?’, Fushimi says that’s right. The guy’s like well I guess that’s fine, go ahead. Fushimi leads Yata past, acting like he belongs there and Yata’s all amazed at how cool Fushimi was.

They get brought into a room where people are all lined up and they’re each separated into a separate line facing each other. The person at the head of the line proceeds to call people up in couples, in the meantime someone walks around with a paper for people to put their names and sign. When Fushimi receives it he clicks his tongue all annoyed because Yata had the paper first and wrote their actual real names. He signs just to keep from being suspicious just as the person calling people says the name of the guy they were supposed to be watching, like the guy is the head of some drug smuggling ring. Yata rubs his fists and Fushimi gestures at him to wait, they’ll get the guy afterward once the place has cleared up. Eventually they’re called, they’re told to hold each other’s hand and asked if they consent, Yata gives this confused ‘yes…?’ while Fushimi nods. They're each given a paper, told congratulations and sent to this other room where the people before them went, Fushimi then manages to get their target outside and they beat him up for information.

Afterward Yata’s pretty pleased by what a good job they did but he wonders what the whole thing in the room was. Fushimi remembers they were given a paper and pulls it out, reading it with this blank expression. Yata’s like wait what is it and pulls out the paper himself and then sputters as he realizes this is a marriage certificate. Fushimi pulls out his PDA and finds out that there was someone like holding special ceremonies for people who couldn’t get to the marriage registrar’s office and everyone who attends the ceremony will be officially registered as married. Yata’s like ‘wait so we’re…’, Fushimi considers and then just clicks his tongue and shrugs like it’s not that big a deal Misaki we can take care of it later. Yata’s like how is it not a big deal that we got married, Fushimi gives him this ‘are you an idiot’ look as he says it’s just some note in a file somewhere, no one knows but them so it’s not really a problem, they can always ‘divorce’ eventually and it will be like it never happened. Yata takes that in and then smiles like yeah good point we’ll just take care of it later (they never do get around to later).