#of course this one's for you kk 💖

[dribs-and-drabbles]

The Thai Communal Wardrobe item #102

Our Skyy 2 ep 13 (Bad Buddy):

Last Twilight ep 6:

for @grapejuicegay 💖

[goldfades]

𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐒 ─ PB⁵

౨ৎ ─ summary | request -> "helloooo! can you write something about reader suspecting paige and azzi’s friendship to be more than a friendship (r and paige are a situationship or sum like that) and just paige reassuring her and saying that she has eyes only for her etc… (paige is literally obsessed with r)? thank you so much 💖💖💖💖💖"

─ word count | 1.3k

─ warnings | hurt to comfort, paige being sassy, reassurance and so much cute fluffy, a singular kiss

─ taglist | @xocherishxo @iienstein @yazmunson @euphternal @boiliatfu and here's a link to my taglist if anyone would like to join!!

YOU AND PAIGE had been friends for a while now, but it was just recently you'd been friends... and a little more.

It was something new, something fun and something secret. The only person who knows was KK only because she'd walked in on the two of you kissing, and now she swears she's "traumatized."

The secret relationship (of some sorts) between you and Paige added an exhilarating edge to your friendship. It was a thrill, the stolen glances, the secretive rendezvous, the whispered conversations laden with double meanings. You found yourselves drawn to each other in a way that went beyond friendship, yet you both reveled in the secretive nature of your relationship.

KK's discovery of your secret sent a ripple of panic through both of you at first. But unsurprisingly, she was more supportive than expected, despite her initial shock. After the initial awkwardness wore off, she became your confidante, the one person you could trust with your affair. She teased you both mercilessly, of course, but it was all in good fun.

But beneath the excitement, there was also a hint of panic. Keeping your newfound romance a secret added an element of danger, a thrill that was both exhilarating and nerve-wracking. The fear of being discovered lurked in the background, heightening every stolen moment and making each encounter feel all all the more precious.

Yet despite the risks, the connection between you and Paige only seemed to grow stronger. The shared laughter, the stolen kisses, the quiet moments of intimacy — they all served to deepen the bond between you, creating a private world that was uniquely yours.

But of course, it wasn't all smooth sailing.

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"What do you mean?" Paige's tone had an annoyed edge to it as she sent you a glance. She pulled off a side of her headphones as she kept her eyes glued on the computer screen.

You sighed exasperatedly, sitting up on her bed as you sent her a glare. "What do you think I mean?"

Paige hated when you spoke like that, so secretive and cryptic, like you wanted her to say the wrong thing. She liked things laid out plain and simple, while you preferred to dance around topics, especially ones that felt too vulnerable.

"I don't know, that's why I asked." Paige's voice didn't soften as she spoke, her eyes glancing at you every once in a while. She just had the most tiring practices and the last thing she wanted to do was argue with you.

You huffed, feeling frustrated. "I feel like Azzi has a crush on you or something. I see the way she looks at you, it's like when I look at you — all heart eyes, and shit."

Paige's lips curved into a smirk. "Aww, are you saying you have heart eyes for me?"

"I'm being serious, P." You were frustrated. You hated when you felt insecure, especially in relationships. While Paige never gave you any reason to doubt her, she was just naturally enticing and that's what pulled you to her in the first place.

But that's also why others were so captivated by her. The looks she gets, the way people spoke about her and now the whole TikTok obsession wasn't helping. You hated it — you wanted everyone to know that she was yours, and vice versa.

"Okay, okay." Paige's expression was still very much amused as she glanced toward you. "You know me and Azzi are just friends, we're just really close. I promise you, I'd know if she had a crush on me."

"I have eyes, Paige." You shot back, frustration bubbling in your voice.

You couldn't shake the feeling of insecurity gnawing at you, no matter how much you trusted Paige. The thought of someone else vying for her attention filled you with a sense of unease that you couldn't shake. You also knew that there was still that boundary, you weren't her girlfriend and had no valid reason for you to be jealous.

Paige's eyes widened at your tone. You never called her just by her name, it was some kind of nickname or pet name. She sighed as she pulled her headset off and set it down, turning to face you.

"Hey," Paige began gently, reaching out to take your hand in hers. "You have to believe me when I say there's nothing going on between me and Azzi. She's just a really good friend and she's not into me, and even if she is,"

She paused as she shook her head in amusement at the mere thought. "I don't want her, I want you."

You sighed, still feeling frustrated. "I want to believe you, P. I really do. But it's hard, you know? Seeing how close you two are, and... and knowing that I don't have any claim over you."

She squeezed your hand reassuringly, offering you a small smile. "I know it's not easy, especially when we haven't defined what we are yet. But that doesn't change how I feel about you."

You looked up, meeting her gaze, searching for any sign of deceit. But all you found was sincerity in her eyes.

"I care about you, more than I can put into words," Paige continued softly. "And I want you to feel secure in what we have, even if it's not official. You mean a lot to me."

You couldn't help but feel a flutter in your chest at Paige's words. Despite your doubts, her sincerity shone through, washing away some of your insecurities. Her hand in yours felt warm and comforting, grounding you in the present as you allowed yourself to bask in the affection she offered.

"I trust you, Paige," you admitted, a small smile tugging at your lips. "And I care about you too, a lot."

"Besides," Paige continued, her tone playful as she leaned in closer, her breath warm against your ear. "Who needs Azzi when I've got you? You're the one I can't stop thinking about, the one who drives me crazy in the best possible way."

You couldn't help but chuckle at her words, feeling a rush of affection for the girl sitting beside you. As you leaned in to press a soft kiss to her cheek, Paige's expression shifted, a teasing glint entering her eyes.

"And uh, speaking of claims," she began, her tone teasing as she traced a finger along your jawline. "You know, I've been thinking about you a lot lately. Can't seem to get you out of my head."

Your breath caught in your throat as you felt a blush creep up your cheeks. "Oh, really? And what exactly have you been thinking about?"

Paige leaned in closer, her lips brushing against yours as she whispered, "Just how lucky I am to have you in my life. And how much I want to make you mine, officially."

Your heart skipped a beat at her words, warmth spreading through you at the intensity of her gaze. In that moment, any lingering doubts melted away, leaving only the affection you'd felt for Paige.

"But not right now 'cus this isn't as romantic as I want," she continued as you scoffed playfully. You leaned away slightly only to be pulled back by the blonde.

Paige's playful smirk widened as she pulled you back towards her. "Hey, don't pout. I promise when the time comes, it'll be unforgettable."

"So, you're really going to make me wait?" you teased, a grin spreading across your face as you leaned into her touch.

Paige smirked, her eyes sparkling with amusement. "I want it to be perfect, baby. But for now," she added, leaning in to press a soft kiss to your lips, "just know that I'm all yours."

The warmth of her lips against yours sent a shiver down your spine, igniting a spark of desire within you. "I'll hold you to that," you murmured against her lips, feeling a surge of affection for the woman in front of you.

Paige smiled against your lips, her fingers tangling in your hair as she deepened the kiss, pulling you closer until there was no space left between you.

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[silent-raven13]

Hey baby, time to wash your hair! 👨🏿‍❤️‍👨🏾

Normally Hobie would go over to one of his sisters' place to get his hair done or he would clean it himself. Cleaning by himself often became a difficult task, because he could never get all the build up dirt and grind from his own patience and task.

Whenever he tries to find the time to detox his beautiful thick wicks, there's always villain wreaking havoc in London. Spider Punk is need, so he would drop everything to start wack the damn fascist nazis in the fucking face with his guitar.

The worst part when he goes to his sister's place to get his hair washed, she would check on the state and lecture him. One time he didn't wash or detox for three to four months. Yeah, he knows with the amount of hair he has, long thick heavy bouncy locks need to be washed twice a month. Detoxing his hair needs to be done at least four times a year to keep his hair healthy.

Not to mention the smell from all the cigarettes and weed he likes to smoke from time to time. Let's just say his sister ended up cursing his ass out in a mix of Jamaican British words. She ended up doing a whole detox and retwisting his wicks. The water came out too dark like a dark murky gray color as if he dipped his hair into gun powder. It's insane how much dirt his hair holds, his sister had to do at least three washes to make sure the water ran through his thick kinky hair come out clear. She had to use a lot of her products to make sure that hair came out clean.

That was one hell of a day, he had to sit there for hours. Hobie promised himself to always have a strict washing schedule, at least once a month if he's not too busy being Spiderman. Just so he can avoid the annoying struggle. Also, he felt bad for asking his sister's help, he didn't like to waste her time and focus on him. They both have busy lives, his sister is busy watching over their younger siblings.

So he sticks to washing his hair at least once a month, twice if he's lucky. He always kept his products in a box with a large bowl. Pav likes to brag about him only needing coconut oil for his luscious hair, and always amazed at how many products him and Miles have to use. Hey, having beautiful thick bouncy kinky hair is work. "You want it, you gotta maintain it." Hobie would say to his Indian friend.

This was then. This is now! Hobie swings from building to building in the city of London, his watch beeps seeing he received a text from his beloved. Using the holo-screen from the high tech watch, he saw Miles reminding him about today.

Miles: Hey mi amor, don't forget to come over. ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡ It's washing day ( ｡ •̀ ᴗ •́ ｡)🌻

Hobie: Kk luv☺️🫣 do we have too?

He's joking of course. Washing Day is his favorite, now that his boyfriend helps him out.

Miles: ( – ⌓ – ) YESS! Im ready! I got all the stuff ready, and Billie is here, too! We got this! I bought snacks and drinks ૮₍ ˶>⤙<˶ ₎ა" We can watch Spirited Away, too! ◟( ˃̶͈◡ ˂̶͈ )◞🥹🥰

Hobie hearts melts by his boyfriend's cute text, he needs to figure out how he does those faces. The punker would totally abuse it like he did before with the emojis.

Hobie: Okay, luv! 🥰 I didn't know you had the whole thing plan like that 🥹🫶🏿

Miles: (ฅ́ ˘ฅ̀)♡◟( ˃̶͈◡ ˂̶͈ )◞(⑅ •͈ᴗ•͈ )∟ᵒᵛᵉ૫૦∪ Me and Billie are ready for this! ᕙ( •̀ ᗜ •́ )ᕗ ( ◡̀_◡́)ᕤ

Hobie: Alright, I'll be there! 😘💖💕🫶🏿

Miles: Kk baby! I'll be waiting! ₍^⸝⸝> ·̫ <⸝⸝ ^₎(≧ヮ≦)( ๑‾̀◡‾́)✨( ๑ ˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و ♡🥰👨🏿‍❤️‍👨🏾 -sending kisses!-

Hobie could only felt his face warm under his mask, he knows he's flustered. Days like this became his favorite days, he gets to spend time with his boyfriend and Billie. Just when he daydream about his Sunflower, there was a villain starting shit in the main streets of London. "Oh for fuck's sakes!" He groans, heading to stop the monster.

-few hours later-

Hobie quickly stop the villain then his watch beeping like crazy. He saw Miles' text.

Miles: Where you at?(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)

Miles: Hey baby, time to wash your hair!( ◡̀_◡́)ᕤ 😘😌

Hobie tries to text instead he calls his beloved, he hates not responding to him. His Sunflower deserves his attention.

The earbud in the punker's ear ring-ring twice, until Miles pick up, "Hello?"

"Hey, luv! Sorry, I'm running a bi- Ugh!" Another monster appeared to grab him by the neck, "FUCK OFF!" Hobie punches the shit out of the monster.

Miles could hear his boyfriend doing Spider-man duties, "Ohh, I get you! It's fine, Hobie. My parents aren't coming till midnight, besides I told them you were coming over! So things are good. I just wanted to see you and have you all to myself!" He cutely said.

Hobie blushes as he kicked the monster right in the face, trying to hurry up.

Miles' little sister's stood to grab Miles' tank top neckline and yank it. "Billie, don't pull my shirt!"

"NO! Yo quiero!" She babbles as she kept yanking his shirt.

Hobie could only chuckles through the phone, "Don't worry, I'll be there as soon as possible!" He uses his webs to tie up the knocked out monster, then rushes to the portal he opens. "Bye, luv. Love you."

"Love your too!" Miles blew a kiss then Billie shouted, "Billie loves you too!"

"Haha." Hobie could only laugh as he heard Billie shouting even louder. "Love you too, Billie Boo."

Billie huffs as she hears Hobie on speaker, she snuggle against her big brother still being protective. Miles chuckles as he hung up. "Billie, you know you like Hobie!" He kisses her round cheeks having to blow raspberries into her cheeks. Billie let out of shrill of laughter.

"Come on, nene! Let's got get the bowl ready for Hobie." Miles took his little sister's hand already learning how to walk. The nineteen year old would help her move around, encourage her to help him get small things.

"Ohhh, kay." She mumbles, she went for to the large portable bowl meant for hair washing. Miles help her placed it in their living room, normally this is where Miles have Hobie lay down so he can wash his hair.

The nineteen year old went to get a box of his boyfriend's hair products, he personally bought from his world. The bowl and box stays in Miles' room, so his dad doesn't nag about it taking up space. It's easier that way, he buys personal hair products that didn't exist in Hobie's world yet. Still some old methods work better than any new products.

When Miles first saw Hobie washing his hair, this was when he was seventeen years old. He stayed over for a sleepover, and woke up to the sound of Hobie muttering and washing his locs. The view was funny to Miles, never seen Hobie so pissed off and annoyed as he tries to detox his hair then wash it. That day Miles offer to help, even thought he didn't know what to do.

Hobie's hair is thick with a lot of volume and a lot of hair. Miles tries to listen to his boyfriend's words while he washes Hobie's wicks. Let's say at first, Miles did a terrible job. He's not use to so much hair, and Miles has his densely coiled Afro which mean he washes his hair in a completely different method.

After that day, Miles decided to read, look up videos to learn about Wicks locs; they're detoxing and maintenance. He took a lot of notes, try to find all the products to help learn. As soon as he was confident enough to get the hang of it, he went to his boyfriend telling him that from now on, he will help wash his boyfriend's hair. Hobie agreed to it, but gave him a warning about it being a long process.

And oh boy, it was, not because Hobie have a lot of hair. It was Miles' lack experiences, he stumble on the detoxing routine messing up each step being unsure. Hobie assured him that it's fine, because he's learning.

From then on, Miles ends up learning, relearning, trying new methods and techniques. Hell, took many hours for him to learn how to retwist his boyfriend's hair. Now, he could say he's a pro, someone can hired him at a salon. Yes, Miles will brag about it, this kind of skill is meant to be brag. He spend hours learning so he can detox, wash and retwist his boyfriend's hair, and he's damn proud of it.

"Hmm, let see." Miles look at his smartphone keeping track of his boyfriend's hair routine. "Looks like it's time to retwist his hair, Boo-boo!"

"Oh?" Billie sat in the portable bowl seeing she can fit inside. "Wow!"

"Yeah, wow. It's gonna be a long day!" Miles went into hair products box to find the tools to crochet needle, and sturdy comb. "Now, we gotta wait for out client, babé."

Billie sat in the bowl being relaxed, she turns to her brother having her two fingers and thumb rub together. "Cha-ching!" She said.

Miles chuckles having to sit on the floor with his legs criss crossed wearing light blue shorts and no socks on. "I should, huh? You'll be my cashier then." Billie giggles liking the sound of that.

Not long enough, Hobie enters through Miles' bedroom window. His luv always lean it open for him. "Miles?" He saw the bedroom empty, but heard Billie's voice in the kitchen.

"I'm over here bae!" Hearing his Sunflower shouting from out of his bedroom, Hobie happily rushes to his baby, then a web shooter dart almost caught his face, but his spidey sense picked it up and easily dodge it. His dark eyes follow the direction at the dart, finding Billie aiming at him with a disappointed pout. "Hello, to you, luv."

"Hi, obie!" She sighs, her little body got out of the bowl to go snuggle her big brother, "Miles!" She doesn't dislike Hobie as much as she use to. Now, her goal in life is to hit Hobie with her web shooters whenever she can.

Miles was busy looking through the box, then felt a warm kiss on his cheek, "Luv, you didn't noticed me?"

"Of course, I did bae! I was checking if I had cleansing shampoo." He turns to kiss Hobie's lips, "Mwah, mi alma." Miles quickly put a towel underneath the portable washing bowl.

Hobie could turn pink if he would, but Lyla updated the watch where anyone wearing it can adjust their appearance to the world they're in. Easy way to blend in. But it only works with certain worlds, Spider-ham is still cartoon whenever he goes. Hobie no longer turns pink like before, which bums Pav and Gwen out. They like to tease him about it.

Anyway, Hobie would be so pink if he had his world's appearance. Now, he's just fixing into Miles' world only to blush a bit. "So are you ready for this or nah?" Hobie took off his guitar leaving it on the couch.

"Just a second, I'm heating up some water. I have to put the movie on so this one." Miles snuggles his baby sister giving her kisses on the cheek, "so she can be distracted." Billie giggles out loud, as Miles placed her on the couch with a tray of her sippy cup and a tray of snacks.

Miles click the remote playing Lilo & Stitch, "Yay!" Billie claps her hands at her favorite movie, "My fav'it!"

Hobie tilted his head seeing his boyfriend holding a pitcher of warm water and another pitcher of room temperature water, "Okay, I'm ready! Lie down, bae!"

"Okay, luv." Hobie lay his head in the portable plastic basin, his neck rest on the specially made entrance that is a bit elevated with soft rubber cushion in the middle of the bowl. "I find it bonkers that your world created these things."

"Heh, your world isn't there yet, bae." Miles smiles at his partner, "I'm sure they will make something like this soon."

"My sister makes me sit up and struggle with him." Hobie rest on the floor feeling Miles pour the hot water into the bowl, feeling his hands carefully touching Hobie's wicks. The hot water pour through each chunk of wicks to wet it. He could tell it was time for Hobie's wicks to be retwist by the way his hair strands coming out of place, and new chunks of loose hair growing from the root.

"Oh yeah? Maybe you like to give her a hard time too. Mr. I-don't-follow-the-rules." His boyfriend words echo in his ear.

This is why he loves Wash Day, his boyfriend's soothing voice, their time together feels more special. Miles' gently hands would care his hair like treasure, and would take his time to make sure he cleans it thoroughly. "Heh, you're cheeky, huh?" Hobie asked.

"Maybe." Miles adding baking soda then apple cider vinegar all around Hobie's head. The sound of the vinegar making the baking soda fizzling causing the nineteen year old grinning, he likes watching the magic happen. Then added lemon juice into Hobie's scalp and hair. He took a small plastic measuring cup to get the mix liquid from the bowl to pour over the hair, his other hand would gently massage throw the hair. Making sure that he gets every residue, gunk of his boyfriend's hair, and would repeat a few more times.

Hobie softly snoring away already deep sleeping from his partner's hand, it's therapeutic. Miles would chuckles as he added essential oils like lavender oil, rosemary, and tea tree oil to help grow more hair, strengthen the roots and it helps the vinegar smell. Miles let his boyfriend's hair soak for about thirty minutes, because any longer it would caused damage, and thirty minutes is enough for the amount of hair he has.

Miles looks at the detox liquid, he could tell Hobie's hair wasn't as dirty as the first time Miles' saw him cleaning them. Not to mention, he made sure his bae is on a strict hair routine; always wash twice a month, and detox every two to four times a year.

Now, Miles has a reason why his boyfriend need to detox more often, because he's Spider-man. The amount of times they both went through rumble, dirt, and just debris is too much to count. Last year, Miles had Hobie do five detox, because of the the crazy missions they went through. He did give a lot of hair care to his boyfriend's wicks so they weren't damage by the detoxing.

Yes, being Spider-man does bring issues when they need to focus on their hair routine. Miles had problems with his hair washes, because of all the hero duties. Yes, their hair needs more care and attention unlike Pav's wavy hair or Gwen's blond hair. It's just how it is for him and Hobie.

Anyway back to his bae's hair, Miles squeeze Hobie's hairs then soak in it into the water and repeat. He saw a medium brown gunk, dirt, and residue seeping out, and kept doing it until the thirty minutes were up. "Bae, wake up. I gotta strain your hair." He gently tapped Hobie's shoulder.

"Hmm?" Hobie woke up from his nap, hearing his Sunflower's voice, "Done?"

"Oh this is only the beginning ing, bae." Miles hums, having to work the mixture into his boyfriend's hair, then squeezing the from the top of the head to the roots making sure all the mixture is out. "It's not that dirty, bae!" Seeing the color a light brown.

"It's because you, luv. Always on top of my hair schedules." Hobie hums, as his eyes look up the popcorn ceiling.

Billie turns toward her brother and his boyfriend, then slid her body down the couch being interested to see them. She's always fascinated at Hobie's hair being washed, so much time it takes.

She looms over Hobie with her web shooter aimed at him, "Don't you think that's cheating, luv?" He softly smile with his eyes closed, he didn't need his spidey sense to know she's near.

"Awe," She pouts, he's right. It wouldn't be a fair win, so she put her web shooter down. "Hmph!"

"Hahaha, it's okay Billie. You can still play with him after this." Miles grab a towel to wrap his boyfriend's hair, letting the punker sit up.

"Okay, let me dump this and will wash your hair!" The nineteen year old let his boyfriend sit up with a towel wrapped around his head. Billie peaks at the dirty water with her small voice, "Ewww."

"Hobie turns over to see the water, "Huh, I thought it would be more darker."

"Luckily you don't need a second round! You have so much hair, bae!" Miles got up, then bend over to pick up the bowl to pour it down the tub. He rinsed down his tub to let all the left over gunk go down the drain and did a quick rinsed a the bowl.

Hobie playfully fight Billie, letting her try to aim the web shooter at him. "Come on, lass. Let see you can hit me." He rocks side to side.

Billie giggles as she tries to to hit him, "Hahaha!" She almost got him. Then the tall British punker playfully tackle her, letting his hand tickling her sides. "HAHAHAHA! Obie! Obie!" She laughs out loud.

Miles came back with the bowl settling it down on the same spot it was. A chuckle came out of his mouth when he saw his partner playing with his little sister, "Hahaha, you guys are so funny." Seeing Hobie carrying Billie in the air mimicking a rocket.

"Miles! Help me!" Billie laughs.

Hobie chuckles, "You think he will save you?"

Miles got up putting on his best look, "You don't think, bae?" Making his partner flustered, which gave the Brooklyn teenager to take his chance and take his little sister back in his arms, "Hahaha, gotcha! Bae, your so easy."

"Not fair, luv. You gave me the look!" He said with a slight pout, "I deserve at least a kiss." Miles rolled his eyes then got on his tip toes to kiss his boyfriend.

"Better?" He pulls away.

Hobie purrs, "Yes, maybe one more."

"No! No more!" Billie being squished by the two getting annoyed. "No besitos!" She forcefully pushed her brother's boyfriend away from them. "No!" She's getting jealous. "Mi hermano!"

"You're being so mean, Billie-boo!" Hobie pouts again being a child.

"Come on, let's finished your hair. We have to retwists your wicks too." Miles kisses his little sister's cheek giving her a tight hug then placing her down for her on the couch to watch the rest of the movie. He saw her snacks all gone, went to put the tray in the sink. "Hey, Hobie. You want anything to snack on or drink?"

"Water is fine luv. What kind of snacks you brought?" Hobie asked, having to go over to the kitchen.

"The snacks are in the fruit basket," Miles took out a cold water bottle, "Skittles, Snickers, some Puerto Rican candy, chips."

Hobie took Skittles from the basket it and the water bottle from his boyfriend's hand. "Thanks, luv." He leans over to kiss Miles' lips as a thank you. "Your too good to me."

"Duh, baby. I'm your boyfriend. Come on, we need to wash your hair!" He pulls the tall punker back to their spot to continued.

Hobie lies back down having to enjoy his Skittles, while he felt Miles remove the towel and spread his wick locs out so he can pour room temperature water all around to have his hair expanded and wet preparing it for the cleansing shampoo.

"Luv, do we have to retwist my hair today?" Hobie asked already feeling a bit guilty about retesting his hair today. It'll take too long.

"Yes, Hobie! You have new hair growing out of your scalp like this big!" He shows his index and thumb extended by a an inch to show his boyfriend how long his hair growing.

"Wow, growing a bit faster than before, eh?"

"It's the rosemary, baby."

"Heh, you always know how to improve my hair's health."

"Anything for mi amor!" Miles started to put cleansing shampoo over Hobie's head and scrub with his hand. He went in on it wanting all the leftover detox mixture and residue to come out.

Hobie slowly started to doze off feeling those hands do their magic, the nice scrub felt so good on his head. It gave him such delightful tingles over his neck and back. Miles pour more water to rinse and repeat.

It wasn't long till, he finished rinsing all his boyfriend's hair leaving no shampoo behind. Then again he squeeze from the top to the roots from Hobie's hair to release the left over water. He took a clean towel to wrap his boyfriends hair to damp it. "Okay, bae. Sit up. I need to dump the water and deep condition your hair."

Hobie woke up quickly sitting up as he yawns out loud. "Luv, it's almost four."

"Well, why did you think I wanted to do it earlier?" Miles said out loud already in the bathroom shouting out loud as he dumps the leftover water with shampoo, then rinsing the tub and bowl.

"Heh, right." The punker let out a small crooked grin with amusement, his Sunflower always right.

Miles came back with the bowl placing back on flower where the towel is laid out. His boyfriend lays back down letting his head rest on the cushion of the bowl. This time Miles didn't pour water, he touches his punker's hair to feeling the moisture, it wasn't too wet. So he grabs a special deep condition product that's made for locs and wicks having scent of lavender, and peppermint.

He twisted the cap of the container, then grab a good amount placing it on the palm of his hand. Rubbing his hands together to spread the product all over his hands then really get into his boyfriend's hair with the products. He thoroughly rubs his hands against Hobie's wicks trying to have the product spread really deep, and focus on the scalp too.

Miles could hear Hobie softly snoring again, "Must had a busy day." He thought to himself. He knew his boyfriend rarely sleeps, he enjoys the night life too much and always fight for his caused in his world.

Once he finished rubbing the product into his boyfriend's hair, he waited about ten to fifteen minutes. Wiping his hands with another towel, he hears Billie calling for him. His honey-brown eyes saw the movie finished, "Awe, the movie finished, nene?"

"Huh uh! Again!" She shouted, holding the remote.

Miles got up to replay the movie again, so she can watch it again. He went to the kitchen to put the two pitchers into the sink, filling one up with warm water. "Miles!" Billie call for him so her sippy cup be filled with juice. "Jugo! Jugo!"

"Okay, Boo-Boo." Her older brother set the pitcher next to the bowl, next went over to Billie to grab her little pink tippy cup. "Okay, but no more juice after this. Mami said you have to drink more water."

"No-no! Jugo!" She pouts waving her hands.

Miles spoils her too much, he went over the fridge to pour some Welch's passionfruit juice into his sister's sip cup, and add a bit of water to dilute the sugary juice. It's one way to give his sister some water. Then he handed her sippy cup back. "Gracias!" She giggles holding her sippy cup, with her lips on the nib to drink. "Mmm!"

"Good huh!" Miles knew Billie had a habit with sugary juice just like his dad. Those two drink juice like its water, and it would never last a day in their home. No wonder, his mom decides to cut down on buying more.

The nineteen year old went back to his boyfriend seeing time was up, giving him fifteen minutes instead of ten. He pours warm water through his hair having to rinse out the conditioner. Hobie slowly woke up hearing water pour, and his lover's hand gently moving his hair around. "Also done, love?" He mutters being sleepy.

"Almost. Awe, bae. Your tired?"

"No, just love your hands on my head, darling. It's soothing."

"I got magic hands, bae." Miles giggles being done with rinsing his boyfriend's hair, "Okay! Now, we're done." He squeezes the left over water making sure no water is left behind, grabbing the towel to lightly pat Hobie's hair to leave it damp.

"There! All clean!" Hobie sat up having the towel around his shoulders letting his moist hair rest on it. He sat up drinking his bottle of water, he took a loc to smell the lavender and peppermint scent, his hair feels so fresh, so clean, light. Bringing a piece of his hair to his nose to smell, "Ahh." He sighs.

Miles went to the bathroom to dump the water into the tub and left it in there after rinsing it down one last time. The bowl will dry in the tub. When he came back he smiles at his boyfriend's hair, "Looks good, huh? All nice and clean." His hand touches his boyfriend's clean wicks feeling the refresh hair strands even his black brown is more vibrate from being washed from the dirt and grime. "Mmm, smells so good too!" He sniffs his hair loving the smell of lavender.

"You did an amazing job, Sunflower. You always do!" His man happily said.

"Awe, Hobie!" Miles hugs his partner, "Now we gotta retwist!" He kisses his man's cheek, "Also, I should order some pizza. I'm getting hungry!"

"Oh! Izza!" Billie's head pops up wanting some, "Cheese! Queso!"

"Looks, like we're gonna have pizza then." Hobie casually said having his hand caressing his lover's arm. "I'll have pepperoni, darling."

"Okay!" Miles happily said, he order some pizza through his smartphone. Nothing is better than ordering a local Italian pizza in New York City, than buying Pizza-Hut or Dominos. He order two large pizzas, one being with extra cheese and the other being pepperoni. It wasn't long till the pizza delivery guy came, and Miles handing money plus tip to him.

"Pizzas here!" Miles hold the boxes after closing his front door.

"Yay!" Billie and Hobie shouted. The three grab plates eating pizza, Hobie got himself a pop soda glass bottle. Best with eating pizza.

Miles only ate one slice of pepperoni so he can get started with retwisting his boyfriend's hair. "Luv, you should eat one more. It doesn't feel right for you to eat a little bit to focus on my hair." Hobie sounding upset that his boyfriend ate one slice.

"Nah, it's fine, bae."

"But you said you were hungry."

"I was. Now, I'm fine! Besides, there's more slices, I'll eat later. Now, go sit by the couch so I can start with your hair. We still need to watch Spirited away." He cut a Billie's slice into smaller slicers for her to enjoy.

"Yay!" Billie hops standing next to her brother, "Cheese! I love cheese pizza!"

"I know, baby." Miles said as the three went by the couch. Hobie sat on the floor, since his tall height, his boyfriend sat on the couch alongside Billie.

The toddler happily sat on the couch with her sip cup on the side, "Movie!" She said as her big brother placed the paper plate with her tiny pizza slices for her to eat. "Mm, yummy!"

"Mmhhmm, Tony's Pizzas are the best." Miles agrees with his sister as he puts on Spirited Away on their Smart Television.

Hobie eats his pizza from his paper plate, he grab two big slices and his soda pop at his side. He felt Miles hand began to take a hold of his wicks having to look through. "Your hair is so healthy, who knew rosemary help a lot!" He recently tried using rosemary oils and ingredients seeing how it works amazing with kinky and coiled hair.

Hobie's hair felt so luxurious, beautiful soft, "Let add some oils on your scalp, bae." Miles softly said as he took some rosemary oil and rub around his boyfriend's scalp.

"Ahh, just like that, luv!" Hobie sighs feeling his scalp being rubbed by his lover's hands, it felt so nice like an itch being scratched. There goes those tingles. He tossed his head back to look at his lover.

"Hahaha, feels good huh?" Miles leans over to kiss his forehead.

"MM!" Hobie already pucker his lips wanting a kiss on the lips, his boyfriend leans again this time giving his double kisses on the lips. "Mwah-Mwah." They kiss.

Billie snorted, "No besitos!"

"But he's my baby, Boo-boo!" Miles sat back having to grab a comb and container filled with special locs and wicks gel for the scalp, He uses a small sturdy black comb to part large chucks of sections. "You have so much new hair growing, Hobie!" His comb evenly separating his boyfriend's hair, he added a bit of the gel to rub on the fresh new hair from the scalp using the comb to spread the product all around.

Hobie watches the film with Billie while chewing his pizza, "Then it's a good thing you're retouching my hair, darling!" He happily mumbles while chewing. His eyes fixated at the film as he swallowed his food to say, "Luv, is this Japanese film?"

"Yeah, it's a really good movie. I really want you to see this one and Howl's Moving Castle! Billie like Kiki's Delivery Service!" Miles explained about Studio Ghibli films, "I always loved Spirited Away."

"Hmm, the lass is a bit scaredy cat, eh?" Hobie watches the film while Billie hushes him.

"Shh, movie playing, Obie!" She would say.

Miles laughs, "You'll get why. Trust me, you'll love this film!" His own eyes being busy on his partner's hair.

The three sat through the movie, midway Miles successful backcomb all of Hobie's hair, perfectly separated into its own wick sections. Then, he grab his crocheting needle tool to start poking the new hair growth, condescending it to the same size as the rest of the hair.

In the beginning of Miles' wicks journey, he always stab himself by the crotchet needle tool and it would hurt like hell. Now, he found his own technique from hurting himself. This is the fun part for him, always in a fast mode as he pokes the tool into his boyfriend's wick locs and twist around to poke all over the section.

Billie finished her slices being full, "Miles, I'm done!" She said.

"Okay, just give me a moment, boo-boo." He said only being half way done with Hobie's hair.

Hobie's eyes being fixated at the film being so into the film. "Luv, did you see that? The boy is a bloody dragon? And there's a large baby? What the bloke is that ghost thing doing?" He would asked being so intrigued by the film, it wasn't like a Disney movie. Hobie never seems to like the cutesy, Disney magic films. Studio Ghibli seems to be more his taste, seeing how it had a deeper meaning to the story than bloody Disney with their happily ever after crap.

"Haha, I knew you would like. Wait, bae. I need to wash up Billie's hands and face. Give me a second."

"Sure. Whatever, luv!" He didn't mind his boyfriend's taking breaks between. Dark brown eyes went back to the screen to keep watching the part where the dragon bleeds from his mouth, "Luv! The dragon is bleeding! They show blood into a sprog's movie?" Being surprised, since he rarely watches movies and television.

Miles by the sink holding Billie as he let her wash her hands, then he wipes her mouth removing tomato sauce. "Yeah, all for the story!" Miles chuckles.

"Oi! The bloody baby turned into a rat?" Hobie asked out loud being so fascinated by the film. This made Miles giggles when he hears Hobie's Jamaican words coming out, "Blurtnawt! There's another bloody witch!"

Billie looks at her brother, "Bad word!"

"Hehehe, let him enjoy the movie, boo-boo." Miles wipes her hands and wipe her wet mouth. "There. You want your pacifier?"

"Sí!" She nodded, as her brother gave her a clean pacifier for her to suckling on. The two went back on the couch, this time Billie wrapped herself around her pink Minnie Mouse blanket, laying her head on Miles' lap while he continues to works on the rest of Hobie's hair.

"Luv, did you see that?" A scene Chihiro remembers Haku's past, and they flew together in the air. Hobie grins widely, "You and me!"

"What? Since, when you lost your memory?"

"But I did save you, Peter Pan." Hobie grins widely, "Remember palms not your fingers, luv." Reminded his boyfriend about the first time they met.

"So you're Chihior and I'm Haku." Miles laughs, "Oh, you know what! I think you will love Princess Mononoke! Maybe we should watch that one next."

"I'm for it, luv. Is it bloody? Not to kiddish?"

"Trust me, I think that'll be your favorite movie." Miles hums as he glanced over his baby sister's eyes glue to the screen. "Boo-boo, you good?" She nodded in response.

Once the movie finished, Miles still had a bit left over from his partner's wicks to retwist, taking another break. "So what did you think?" He asked his partner about the movie.

"Bloody brill, luv. That ghost lad is a wicked creature, eh?" He's a fan of Kanoashi.

"He's a fan favorite. Like everyone loves him or the soots." Miles added. Just when he played the next movie, Princess Mononoke, "I believe this gonna be your favorite, bae! It has to."

"You're my favorite!" Hobie flirted.

"So cheesy!" Miles flustered before kissing his boyfriend's face, "But I'll take it." The two make out for a bit unaware of the front door knob jiggling.

Billie sat up hearing the front door open causing the other two to look over, they saw Mrs. Morales walking in with the keys in the keyhole. She looked exhausted, her braided hair look a bit messier than before probably another busy day at the hospital. She hold a brown bag filled with small grocery items.

"MAMI!" Billie stood up on the couch.

"Hola, mi bebé!" Rio coos as she placed the brown grocery bag down on the island, her brown eyes spotted two boxes of pizza. "Compraste pizza, hijo?" She open the first box to see pepperoni.

"Hey, mamí! Hobie, está aquí!" Miles turns his head around to look at his mom, he paused working on Hobie's hair for the moment.

Hobie sat up with his hand up in the air, "Hola, Mrs. Morales!"

"Oh, Hola, Hobie. I heard it's your hair day!" Rio went to wash her hands to eat some pizza.

"Mami!" Billie wanted to be picked up by her mom.

"Aye, ya voy, mi vida!" She dries her hand to go over to pick up Billie from the couch. This time she's able to look at Hobie and Miles' working on his boyfriend's hair, she gasps. "Guau, mira todo see pelo!" She shake her hand making a sort snapping sound with fingers that Hobie could never understand how she can do that. Sometimes Miles does it, too.

"Right! Mira, it grows so much too!" Miles said out loud,

Hobie got up from his spot to go over to Mrs. Morales to lean over for her to look at the progress of his hair. "Look at my hair, Mrs. Morales."

Miles follows him to show his mom the fresh new hair, "mira como al romero le creció el pelo. See how thick and healthy it looks, too!"

Rio leans over with her clean hands, she carefully touch Hobie's hair to see how much it grew than the beginning Miles' started. It's been almost three years since Miles took over cleaning his partner's hair. She let out a loud gasps, "Your right. Escuché que Rosymary es increíble con el crecimiento del cabello. Look how the root is much stronger to hold his locs."

"Yeah, I added some rosemary oil on the scalp." Miles said, pointing at the scalp, "Almost done."

"You still got a little bit way to go." Rio hold Billie with one arm using her right hip to support the toddler's body. "Hobie, your hair gotten so long, too! So much hair! I'm jealous!"

"Thanks, Mrs. Morales! Heh, you should thank your son. My hair didn't grow as fast as now." Hobie praised his son.

"Hahaha, I remember I use to take care of Jeff's hair when he tried to do locs. We were in our early twenties." Rio laughs at the memory. "Back in the day, there wasn't as much safer products than now. Sometimes you had to make your own stuff, too."

"Oh yeah?" Hobie asked, "My sister is a bit old school." Trying to seem like he's from this world and have conversation with Mrs. Morales.

"Cherish your hair, Hobie. Once you get to my age, hair starts to grow less." She jokes to get her son's reaction as they talk about this before.

"Aye, mamí. You still have a lot of hair." Her son would pout at her. "Also, I thought you were coming midnight?"

"Someone else took over and left early." Rio hums, "Good for me. I need the break!" She gently placed her hand on Hobie's face then Miles going to the island to get a slice of pizza. Her love language had always been touching and caressing the face of her son and now, Hobie's. After all, she considered Hobie as her son in-law, her family the way those two been together for a while and strong.

"Ah, well, we're about to watch a movie while I finished up Hobie's hair."

"Okay, I went to the grocery store and bough some eggs, milk and orange juice!" She said to Miles.

Billie gasps, "Juice! Yo quiero jugo!" Her hands reached out for orange juice.

"Ma, Billie drank juice today." Miles said out loud to let her know The couple sat back to their spot while the nineteen year old finishes up the last set of hair.

Hobie lowly chuckles, "You have to tell her."

"Billie can't drink too much juice." Miles said.

"No, jugo!" Billie began whiny at her mom.

"No more, Billie. Your brother said you drank enough today. Mira, aquí estás agua!" She went to get her water.

"Nooo!"

Rio said, "Your just like tu papá!" Billie pouts as she huffed. Her mom took a slice of pizza to eat. "Well, no water than I can eat."

"Hmph!" Billie angrily crossed her arms not getting what she wants from her mom.

Mrs. Morales ignore her little tantrum, focusing on eating some pizza. Her curiosity went over to her son to watch him working on Hobie's wicks, her eyes widen at how fast Miles' work. "Guau, maybe you should own a salon, Miles!"

"I should, huh!" Miles laughs, "I'm a pro now!" He proudly said.

Hobie said, "Then, you would spend more on time with other people's hair than me!"

Rio laughs at the way Hobie likes having her son all to himself. "It's a good business to have."

"Don't worry, bae. I always have time to clean your hair." Miles giggles at his partner.

"Qué película es esta?" Rio sat on an arm chair having Billie on her lap while eating the rest of her pizza, her eyes on the animation film, "Este those cartoons you like, Miles?"

"Yeah, it's Princess Mononoke?"

"Mono? Comó monkey?" Rio asked at the name.

"Nooo, mamí!" One thing about having a Latino parent, they always get confused with certain English words or names and twisted into a Spanish word. Miles chuckles, "That's a Japanese name. Mononoke!"

"Ahh, so a princess name Monkey-Noke!" Rio nodded finally getting it.

"Monkey?" Hobie arched his eyebrow being confused.

"Ma, no! There's no monkey! Mononoke! Just like that." Miles laughs then sighs, "It's a Latino thing, bae. Don't worry about it."

"Ah." Hobie understood, since being around the Morales family, he learns a few things in a mixed Puerto Rican and black household. Mostly, Puerto Rican since Mrs. Morales runs this home. There is always have a big batch of sofrito in the fridge, pots and pans go into the oven as storage, and there's always some signs of Puerto Rican pride around. It could be a flag or some items related to the country.

"Almost done!" Miles happy said, seeing four large sections left.

"It's coming out really nice." Rio said.

"Thanks, ma!"

"Feels amazing, luv." Hobie could feeling his wicks being fresh with a bit of bounce. He could tell his wicks are gonna look amazing, after all his Sunflower did it.

While the group watch the movie, Rio's and Hobie's eyes were glued to the filmed watching the intense animation film. They saw how the main character hurt himself being almost killed by the Princess.

"Mira esa sangre!" Rio gasps at the scene where there's sight of blood.

Hobie grins widely to Miles, "Your right, Sunflower. I do like this!" It was different from the first one, more chaotic, more of a dark twist.

"Told ya." Miles finished the last wick, "And done! Finally!"

Rio and Billie looks over to find Miles' removing the towel under Hobie's hair, then the tall punker got up to stretched and crack his neck. "Ah, that feels good." Hobie groans at his neck being cracked.

"It looks good." Miles' mom said looking at Hobie's hair back to its normal style looking so fresh and lively. The retwist helped length the locs.

Miles happily looks at his boyfriend's hair, "I know. Hobie, you gotta look at the mirror in my room!" He pulled his boyfriend's hand to have him look at his hair.

The punker gladly follows to look at his hair, "Aye! It's beautiful, luv. I love it." He turns around to look at Miles' full body mirror, he saw how lovely his hair came out. "Seeing how long my hair is growing maybe you can give me dread locs or TRUNKS!" Being excited when his hair grows long enough for new hairstyle.

"Bring it on! I know that will take the whole day! To remove your wicks and give you dreadlocks, hmmm." Miles's put his hand on his chin to think about it, "I always want to see you with braids too!"

"Ha, with this hair, luv. I will be majestic! You'll would have to fight the lass' and lads; hands away from me." Hobie jokes.

Miles pouts, "Then no braids! You're my baby!" He wraps his arms Hobie's neck making him lean down to meet Miles' lips. "I only get to have my hands all over you."

Hobie softly smiles having his hands only his boyfriend's waist, "Your right, Sunflower. I'm only yours." He kisses him again a couple of times.

"You two better keep the door open!" Hearing Rio's voice, making then jump. Miles pulled away being embarrassed by his mom's words.

"Mamí, he's only looking in the mirror."

"Hmph, I'm hearing kissing sounds!" She shouted out loud and Billie mimics her. "You're lucky your dad is not here!"

Hobie chuckles lowly trying to hide his own embarrassed expression, "It's alright. We'll go back to finishing the movie, Miles."

"Okay..." He sighs. The two went back to the living room to sit back on the couch. This time Hobie was able to sit in a relaxing posed with Miles snuggling against him. Rio and Bille still in their spot already being relax. The group enjoyed the rest of the film.

Hobie felt Miles' hand entwining with his own, holding together. This is why Wash Days are his favorite time, being close to his Miles never made him so happy.

(Finally, I finished this one. It's a long one! 😗 Also, i spend going back and forth readings about wicks and locs. Hopefully, I did a good job explaining the process. The amount of videos I watched and try to learn; there's so many techniques. And I really wanted to write this, because I started thinking about how important Hobie's hair is. I started to wonder how many times he would have to maintain it, since he's Spiderman- Man the amount of debris, and getting slam into buildings, and intense missions I would think he needs to have a strict hair schedule. This got me thinking about other Spider-persons that are Black and Brown with Afro-textured hair or coiled hair types, I would assume they would need to keep track on their hair routine, especially if it's longer than shoulder length. Anyway, this is to show some love!)

[fatuismooches]

Helloo Smooches!

My tumblr went insane and it took me 3 attempts to send anything-- Anyway- I can't blame you for love for Neuvillette, I totally relate. I thought he'll be like Manfred from Ace Attorney, but he's surprisingly gentle, compassionate and polite. Unfortunately hydro men don't like my account 😔

OK, kk, back on topic about harbingers - yes, yes, Childe will make the best father out of Harbingers, that's not even up for discussion

I see him as a person, who wants a big family, maybe 3 kids? At the same time he's worried that bc of his work he won't be able to spend much time with them :(

Well, he has to leave a lot due to his work, but every time he returns nothing can stop him from spending time with his loved ones!! And he brings his kids a lot of presents from business trips (of course he doesn't forget about you too)

Speaking of "business", like with Teucer, to his kids Childe is the best toyseller in Snezhnaya. This sometimes causes certain embarrassing incidents (imagine Childe's story quest, but with his kid instead. Yea, something like that)

Your kids are never lonely though. Childe's family loves them and doesn't mind babysitting them, when reader is busy/tired. Pulchinella also visits and tells them stories of his youth (also dies internally when kids say that their father sells toys)

Tartaglia is a very fun dad, I think. He'll teach his kids how to fish, cook (even better if reader is not from Snezhnaya, so you can teach them different cuisine). When they're older, he'll teach them to fight. You'll never know what might happen while he's gone!

Like with Pantalone, Reader will have to be a "strict" parent, your family is just your husband and 1-3 freckled faces against you. Childe spoils your children a lot, he has little to no restriction

Childe is *very* protective of his family. When he's gone for a mission or if kids, when grow up, leave their homeland there are always fatui agents watching over then. If something happens to either of you... Let's say a simple kill is an easy way out of this situation...

DAD CHILDE DAD CHILDE 😭💖❤️ I'll happily talk about this! He is such a family man, he loves you and his kids so much, as well as his family, who honestly probably lives with you too. It's a huge house with a lot going on. It's Teucer's turn to be a big brother! So even when your husband isn't around you and your kids have a lot of company so no one is lonely. Papanella being a grandpa as usual 🥺 (idc what anyone says) I bet he gives you a lot of advice on how to deal with them too! (BUT BRUH NOT THE TOY SELLER STORY AGAIN 😭 Poor reader and Childe, they must feel so bad having to lie to their kids about his true occupation 😭 Luckily Pulcinella is better at keeping up the lie than you two, for the kid's sake)

But omg. Ajax is indeed such a great dad. Despite being a Harbinger he still has all the best traits for being a father. He's protective of his kids but not overbearing, he knows that he has to let them try things out on their own. He indulges their curiosity within reason. He loves to make them laugh and try new things. He's patient with them and their feelings. And he makes sure despite not being able to be around them all the time, they know he loves them more than anything! So much fun activities, as you said :) And yup, he's honestly worried about their safety so he'll start by teaching them the basics of a sword (they vow to keep you safe too which you think is cute)

Freckles Childe my beloved 🥺 It seems like reader has their work cut out for them, their husband is hella mischievous sometimes and it rubbed off on the kids 🥰 He always spoils them, but you can't get too mad since that's his way of apologizing for being gone.

But yea i cant imagine what Childe would do if his family got hurt... its not a pretty scene thats for sure... ahaha (he'd give you all the biggest hug after and probably cries a bit in your arms)

[songbirds-sweet]

Kk iir r kk.. . . Ha mme t t... moo d boar rdd.... . .

please?

Of course Hardy, here you go, one Kirk Hammett for you!! 💖

[rosesvioletshardy]

because i’m back here are my thoughts on the games i didn’t lb for the time i’ve missed i watched some of the games and was following the others through twitter for the rest

03/26

bos/nyi: matinees (derogatory), bruins still suck and all 3 goals were from minnesota men

sens/cats: i don’t go here at all but panthers still suck and would rather kms than be a fan idc if g is there and would rather be a sens fan

flames/oilers: still hate the oilers, mike smith still sucks, johnny i fucking love you hope they re-sign you soon king you keep this team alive, marky i’m sorry you don’t have good defense sometimes and didn’t deserve to get scored on at all also flames own the oilers and the refs sucked the entire game and were oilers fans (nurse was literally holding down mang the last minute of the play and refs didn’t notice, gave matty the penalty when smith punched him in the head while he was in a headlock too and were blind to multiple others that shouldve been oilers penalties)

canes/blues: still love the canes and hate md13 & tda77 thank god for kk and that 7-2 W especially on brady and svech’s birthdays

03/27

nyi/tbl: matinees (derogatory), still hate tampa and they don’t deserve any respect at all, a bunch of missed calls,

phi/nsh: watched it after work, i hate roman josi with a burning passion, they always win then i don’t watch + joel is monicaphobic because he always scores when i don’t watch, also stop losing leads challenge and help your goalie out ffs

avs/min: watched some of it and finished listening at work. inconsistent reffing and were so many no call on the the wild but that’s not shocking they always favor them. truly can’t stand the wild idc if tyson is there, i can’t stand them. it was fully refs vs avs that entire game but good job for nate for standing up for mikko, otherwise fuck the wild they don’t deserve any rights at all

leafs/p*nthers: don’t go here but i hate the panthers and them losing makes me happy

3/28

canes/c*ps: truly one of their best games. fuck everyone on the caps especially tjo77, ao8, and tw43 as well as le20 for the hit on kk. svech noted goon™️, freddie is still hot. and capitals still suck, tw43 acts like a child, and i will never respect them or anyone on that team ever

3/29

isles/cbj: i hope ilya is okay, they actually played decent shocking.

flyers/w*ld: FUCK THE W*LD, as you can tell i still hate the wild and they don’t deserve any happiness, idc if he’s on the team, flyers are still falling apart. happy bday sanny :), i hope the wild don’t have any happiness and choke in playoffs. truly hated the bias towards the w*ld like ???? m*f is on my shitlist, baby flyer noah deserves everything, ref’s were 100% w*ld fans. thank you to bee for drawing a penalty for the frosty goal tho :)

avs/flames: i don’t like it when my teams play against each other. both teams actually played really well. tho i’m still not gonna lb when 2 of them play against each other. refs stop making soft ass calls challenge no wonder no one respects the refs

canes/t*mpa: i still hate tampa and they deserve absolutely no respect, i’m sorry it was national broadcast bc we all know they’re going to be biased towards t🤢l, and they still don’t deserve any rights, canes i’m sorry

3/31

isles/cbj: KEEP ZACH/MAT/OLIVER TOGETHER BAROLD! also find it funny both aho’s in the nhl scored at the same time. that old dudes opinion doesn’t matter at that one point in the 1st period like shut up already glad the mute button exists. (i know i’m talking about isles game but still — but avs will get past 1st & 2nd round just be mad they’re one of the best teams and panthers suck i hope they have no happiness). wasn’t shocking they gave up the lead they’re the isles of course. OLIVER MY BELOVED IM SO HAPPY YOU GOT A GOAL IT FEELS LIKE FOREVER 💞💕❤️‍🔥💘💖 PLUS PALMS GOT A GOAL AND IT FINALLY COUNTED

canes/habs: (insert the aho comment above here too). they played really went especially after playing the lightning so there’s. but habs are last in the league so it wasn’t shocking to see the canes win this game but FREDDIE SHUTOUT

avs/sharks: i’m begging the avs to actually score in the first period again im bored but it’s so nice to have nate back NEWY MY BELOVED also sharks were ugly for challenging it like it was clean and no interference y’all are stupid. DILF GOAL HELMS MY BELOVED i love it when helms scores he deserves it MIKKO MY BELOVED !!! NAZ AND EJ 2 POINT NIGHT !! BURKY MY SWEET BOY

flames/kings: upset haven’t had a marky shutout in a while :( BUT JOHNNY MY BELOVED SAID HES NOT GONNA LET THE KINGS GET ONE. YOU LET ERIK GUDBRANSON SCORE ON YOU ??? FOLD THE FRANCHISE. KINGS ARE STILL UGLY AND FLAMES ARE STILL FIRST IN PACIFIC

h*wks/p*thers: i hate both teams but panthers can choke more and again wish hell upon them and they don’t deserve any happiness and also gudas can fuck right off no wonder i hated him but i hate him even more now on that team they can all fuck off

pens/w*ld: y’all know i hate the pens because i’m a flyers fan BUT THE WILD FINALLY LOST AND THE PENS DID THAT FOR ME

4/01

nyi/nyr: (completely forgot to do it during the game so i did it after) MAT BARZAL 300th POINT AND A GOAL ??? I LOVE THAT ! 2 DILF GOALS ??? THEY DID THAT FOR ME ! ALSO ANDERS ??? FIGHTING ??? HELLO ???? how does this team beat the rangers but lose to a team like montreal i’ll never understand

4/02

avs/pit: nate vs his bestie </3. nate and geno talking about who sid loves more. darcy kuemper my beloved i’m sorry your team stresses you out and you and frankie both save their asses every game <3. MIKKO MY BELOVED !!! NEWY IS MICD ! the wrong nova scotian scored gross. SINNER BOY MY BELOVED. we got burky curling again. refs hate the avs but what else is new. CONTENT KING MY BELOVED <3. HELMS IS INNOCENT ITS HIS 800th GAME FREE HIM!! avs vs getting an en goal . AVS WIN IN REG MY BELOVED

canes/w*ld: didn’t watch much of the game because i was watching flyers but i still hate minnesota and they don’t deserve any right at all. FREDDIE MY BELOVED <333 m*f still sucks and i hate him wish he was still with the h*wks and suffering gross ugly game i don’t care about tyson anymore so his tag is blocked btw. WHICHEVER WILDS PLAYER MADE TURBO BLEED , IM IN YOUR WALLS 🔪 NO SHUTOUT FOR MAF IKTR TURBO MY BELOVED <333 it’s still fuck the wild i could care less for them and hope they have a first round exit

flyers/l*fs: it’s still fuck the leafs and fuck am34 and everyone on that team. toronto still sucks and i wish them no happiness. idk how some people find am34 attractive. finally yandle gets benched ive been saying it since they acquired him and he should’ve stayed whatever team he came from. BABY FLYERS FIRST NHL GAME <3333 LET ZACK FIGHT 🔪 CARTER THOSE SAVES HOLY SHIT ! KEVIN MY BELOVED !! leafs you suck x2! DRAKES DAD MY BELOVED !!! YOU LET FUCKING 6 HEAD SCORE ??? FUCK OFF

flames/blues: this team vs giving marky another shutout. um if im honest i stopped watch after the first period because i got hella depressed like usual and also logged off twitter but i was still getting notifs so RITCHIE ????JOHNNY MY BELOVED NOAH MY BELOVED DUBEY MY BELOVED blues i still hate you and you suck

[isimpforalice]

May I get platonic head canons of Keiji, Kai, and Mishima with a child MC who is just Chaotic, like they turn around and BOOM MC is on the ceiling.I’d find it really entertaining.

Of course you can anon kk! And yes I also find this really interesting as well!

-Ashy 💖

Keiji, Kai and Mishima with a chaotic child mc headcanons

Warnings: None!

Masterlist

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Keiji Shinogi

Oh boy...looks like your friendly policeman is in for a wild ride...You sure are a cheeky kid

It’s like going on a rollercoaster or like a police officer chasing a robber who stole something valuable because you’re just so unpredictable and chaotic that Keiji doesn’t know what’s going to happen next

He has to stop you from doing something that could hurt you even with you saying that it wasn’t going to hurt you...yeah that’s not happening anytime soon

Sometimes Keiji looks away for one second and as soon as he looks back, you’re gone only for Keiji to find you in a very unusual place such as the ceiling

Keiji: “Wahaha...How did you even do that?” You: “Magic! :D” Keiji: “Understandable, have a nice day,” “I see but Mr. Policeman will go and get you down alright?” You: “Aww but I like it here..”

Nonetheless, Keiji manages to get you down from the ceiling with you being a bit upset. Seeing you upset, Keiji decides to play tag with you in order to cheer you up!

Your energy and bravery definitely does amuse Keiji a lot but don’t worry, he’s there to protect you in case something goes wrong

Kai Satou

You can’t see it in Kai’s face but he’s definitely worried for you, like what if you get injured or worse...it scares him

And then there you go, about to go do something dangerous... cue Kai’s *protective dad mode activated* and before you manage to do it, he goes in and saves you before anything bad happens

Kai proceeds to lecture you for almost like an entirety on how you should not be acting so reckless as it could cause you to get hurt and such. He’s strict but gentle when lecturing you, it’s actually pretty endearing

Of course, that doesn’t stop you from doing even more stupid actions much to Kai’s dismay

You can definitely hear Kai’s sighs in the background, “So this is what it is like to take care of a child.” Kai thought to himself

As much as possible, Kai tries his best to answer some of the really random question you have such as “Why is there the letter ‘D’ in fridge, but not in refrigerator?”, “What kind of animals are snails?”, etc. Otherwise, he’ll probably just tell you that he can’t answer those questions

Seriously, Kai is basically like a father figure towards you, he’s going to protect you with all he can and as I’ve said before, he’s strict but gentle with you

Kazumi Mishima

Ahh you really remind Mishima of some of his students, both his former and his current students.

And because of his experience with students who are chaotic, Mishima is prepared to handle you and your chaotic energy!

But of course, there are times where he has to stop you from injuring yourself because you wanted to fly like a superhero

If you were to ask really random questions to him, Mishima would answer all of them to the best of his knowledge because if he didn’t then what kind of teacher would he be?

He really admires you being so full of energy and adventurous, it’s good to have them at your age. You could be a daredevil or an explorer! 

It also reminds Mishima of back when he was just around your age, so full of energy and very chaotic. (He still is full of energy to this day while he isn’t as chaotic as he was back then)

Being with a kid that is really chaotic and so full of energy really make Mishima feel young again, good ol’ days indeed

[dribs-and-drabbles]

Everyone else: Oh hello! Feisty kitten manic pixie dream boy! So cute!

Me: Oh hello! Pran's towel! 😍