#of course the “three good starters that there have ever been” have an outsized chance of just being the ones from your childhood

[thunck]

At last I realize the true, virtuous purpose of Pokémon randomizers: to swap out one of the three good starters that there have ever been in place of whatever fuckass bullshit is supposed to be there, and change literally nothing else.

Begone otter, it's big jaw time.